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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

went for a meet a while back, it didnt work out, as within 5 mins she said" you got hairy ears" bye, but the upshot is this ,her pix were bout 5 years out of date, grey hair not brown,lol so any one had similar experiences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people telling me im not wearing glasses to meets and my hair has changed from the pic i shown lol

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"people telling me im not wearing glasses to meets and my hair has changed from the pic i shown lol"

How did they notice when you dazzled them with ya whoppers? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as i keep em covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she look much diff to her pics other than the hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i look better usually x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had that before

i met a couple ages ago and the pic of her was a young slim woman with really long curly blond hair, she was wearing while underwear, looked really nice

When i met she was about a size 20 with very short dark hair, didnt know what to say at first, wasnt sure if it was a old pic or her or not her at all

After a few drink i mentioned the pic and her fella said.....oh yeah that pics about 15 year old but i still send it out cause noone would meet us if i sent one of how she looks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats bad that people do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol we met a couple who looked noirmal in the pics and then had half a head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol we met a couple who looked noirmal in the pics and then had half a head "

good job as u havent saw me

i look angel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well there is only one way to solve that problem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man i`d of been pissed about that. wouldve let her know about it aswell

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"lol we met a couple who looked noirmal in the pics and then had half a head

good job as u havent saw me

i look angel x"

Errr I don't think so missy! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy come round a few years ago. We got chatting and moved things to the bedroom, as we got undressed, he took off his false leg. I wasn't sure what the hell to do or say, a bit of warning wouldn't have gone amiss though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy come round a few years ago. We got chatting and moved things to the bedroom, as we got undressed, he took off his false leg. I wasn't sure what the hell to do or say, a bit of warning wouldn't have gone amiss though!"

ooo that happened to some friends of ours,wonder if it was the same guy! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy come round a few years ago. We got chatting and moved things to the bedroom, as we got undressed, he took off his false leg. I wasn't sure what the hell to do or say, a bit of warning wouldn't have gone amiss though!

ooo that happened to some friends of ours,wonder if it was the same guy! x"

It's when I lived in Surrey and I had a friend it happened to as well. Sounds like he is getting his fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol we met a couple who looked noirmal in the pics and then had half a head

good job as u havent saw me

i look angel x

Errr I don't think so missy! lol "

I am still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a meet with a couple which started as a few social drinks in town, we were getting on so well wen the mr of the couple said he was popping to the cash point, 20 mins later we wondered where he was, turned out hed been arrested so i had to look after a very upsett lady till 6am when he was released lol. Still had fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a meet with a couple which started as a few social drinks in town, we were getting on so well wen the mr of the couple said he was popping to the cash point, 20 mins later we wondered where he was, turned out hed been arrested so i had to look after a very upsett lady till 6am when he was released lol. Still had fun though

"

thats not funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we once met 2 clowns now that was funny lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Dont you check people out on cam first ? ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually i dont mind hairy ears. five years, isnt so bad. I met one man who had a pic of himself on another site. I thought that pic looks like a really old one. When i met him, i just couldnt stop staring at him because he looked about 20 years older.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"I had a guy come round a few years ago. We got chatting and moved things to the bedroom, as we got undressed, he took off his false leg. I wasn't sure what the hell to do or say, a bit of warning wouldn't have gone amiss though!"

Did he get his leg over? Lol sorry couldn't resist

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had two memorable ones. First was with a lovely gy. We just met on spur of moment and met in a restaurant halfway between our homes. He then sat and cried all night as he wasn't over his ex wife. It was awful I felt so sorry for him. We went to the pub afterwards and had a right laugh and a chat but way too complicated to get overly involved.

The other was a man who arrived in a beautiful merc, immaculately dressed but stank to high heavens of BO. Pics can't give you that assurance. I just stood up and walked out after one drink. He was minging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had two memorable ones. First was with a lovely gy. We just met on spur of moment and met in a restaurant halfway between our homes. He then sat and cried all night as he wasn't over his ex wife. It was awful I felt so sorry for him. We went to the pub afterwards and had a right laugh and a chat but way too complicated to get overly involved.

The other was a man who arrived in a beautiful merc, immaculately dressed but stank to high heavens of BO. Pics can't give you that assurance. I just stood up and walked out after one drink. He was minging."

What excuse did you give him before you went?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy come round a few years ago. We got chatting and moved things to the bedroom, as we got undressed, he took off his false leg. I wasn't sure what the hell to do or say, a bit of warning wouldn't have gone amiss though!

Did he get his leg over? Lol sorry couldn't resist

Yes and we danced in circles all night

Steve"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol we met a couple who looked noirmal in the pics and then had half a head "

better than none?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a meet with a couple which started as a few social drinks in town, we were getting on so well wen the mr of the couple said he was popping to the cash point, 20 mins later we wondered where he was, turned out hed been arrested so i had to look after a very upsett lady till 6am when he was released lol. Still had fun though

thats not funny x"

i thought it was

i was just thinking what kind of wife stays at home fucking while her hubbys been arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had two memorable ones. First was with a lovely gy. We just met on spur of moment and met in a restaurant halfway between our homes. He then sat and cried all night as he wasn't over his ex wife. It was awful I felt so sorry for him. We went to the pub afterwards and had a right laugh and a chat but way too complicated to get overly involved"

oh ive had something like that

i met one guy about 6 months ago, he picked me up and we went to a pub, on the drive he was telling me about his ex and i could tell by the amount of talking of her he wasnt over her, anyway in the pub he carried on talking about her then he got onto his daughter and how much money he pays in child support every week and how it dont leave him much to live on, then he says

i dont know why ive asked you out really cause i cant afford to buy you a drink

thro out this you could see his eyes more and more welling up

so i said that it was ok id go get a drink

went to the bar, got a couple of drinks, went back to the table, as i got there he just stood up and said in tears

look im sorry i have to go, im not ready for this yet

walked off and left me in the pub miles from nowhere with two drinks in my hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nowt so strange as folk on here - the one that sticks in our minds is a couple where the lady in question was at least 10 years older than her photo and stated age....and when we made excuses to leave her 'partner' asked if we wouldn't mind taking her home 'to save her getting the bus'....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"people telling me im not wearing glasses to meets and my hair has changed from the pic i shown lol"

It's not even the same nail varnish? Oh how very dare you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nowt so strange as folk on here - the one that sticks in our minds is a couple where the lady in question was at least 10 years older than her photo and stated age....and when we made excuses to leave her 'partner' asked if we wouldn't mind taking her home 'to save her getting the bus'...."

to be honest if someone lies to me in order to get a meet i dont see why i should be polite and make excuses

If i got a pic of someone who said they was 30 and their pic looked like a 30 year old but when i turned up they looked 45 id just tell them straight

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Before a meet I always point out that I am tall 6'4" (it's usually the first thing they say on meeting me so I warn them lol).

One woman I met was supposed to be 5'4", turns out she was just under 5ft. The pub was busy, very noisey and no empty seats! We looked stupid trying to talk to each other!

We left after one drink and to relieve the embarrassment a little I said "we probably look a bit like Del Boy and Rodney walking across this car park!"

For some reason we didn't go on to play! but I still laugh at the look on her face! We must have looked so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had two memorable ones. First was with a lovely gy. We just met on spur of moment and met in a restaurant halfway between our homes. He then sat and cried all night as he wasn't over his ex wife. It was awful I felt so sorry for him. We went to the pub afterwards and had a right laugh and a chat but way too complicated to get overly involved.

The other was a man who arrived in a beautiful merc, immaculately dressed but stank to high heavens of BO. Pics can't give you that assurance. I just stood up and walked out after one drink. He was minging.

What excuse did you give him before you went?"

None, I just got up and walked out, He didnt text me follow me or try to get in touch ever again. All the time I was walking further away I thought omg he's gonna come after me I can't believe where I got the strength from to just up and go! Im usually sat for the duration thinking up excuses ande never dreamed the walk away method would work! Not sure I would get away with it again lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had two memorable ones. First was with a lovely gy. We just met on spur of moment and met in a restaurant halfway between our homes. He then sat and cried all night as he wasn't over his ex wife. It was awful I felt so sorry for him. We went to the pub afterwards and had a right laugh and a chat but way too complicated to get overly involved

oh ive had something like that

i met one guy about 6 months ago, he picked me up and we went to a pub, on the drive he was telling me about his ex and i could tell by the amount of talking of her he wasnt over her, anyway in the pub he carried on talking about her then he got onto his daughter and how much money he pays in child support every week and how it dont leave him much to live on, then he says

i dont know why ive asked you out really cause i cant afford to buy you a drink

thro out this you could see his eyes more and more welling up

so i said that it was ok id go get a drink

went to the bar, got a couple of drinks, went back to the table, as i got there he just stood up and said in tears

look im sorry i have to go, im not ready for this yet

walked off and left me in the pub miles from nowhere with two drinks in my hand lol"

I wonder if it was the same chap hahahah! Its a right laugh when you think back to some of your experiences isn't it?

In some place else a smelly bloke is telling his mates - "Some ugly bint I didnt fancy turned up and she walked out and left me the cheeky cow! Still, I'm relieved she did" or something similar - you never know what the other one is thinking or how their version of the story goes. I dont think crying men would say anything though! Its nice to have a laugh at yourself from time to time. I hope you drank both drinks xxxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Had two memorable ones. First was with a lovely gy. We just met on spur of moment and met in a restaurant halfway between our homes. He then sat and cried all night as he wasn't over his ex wife. It was awful I felt so sorry for him. We went to the pub afterwards and had a right laugh and a chat but way too complicated to get overly involved

oh ive had something like that

i met one guy about 6 months ago, he picked me up and we went to a pub, on the drive he was telling me about his ex and i could tell by the amount of talking of her he wasnt over her, anyway in the pub he carried on talking about her then he got onto his daughter and how much money he pays in child support every week and how it dont leave him much to live on, then he says

i dont know why ive asked you out really cause i cant afford to buy you a drink

thro out this you could see his eyes more and more welling up

so i said that it was ok id go get a drink

went to the bar, got a couple of drinks, went back to the table, as i got there he just stood up and said in tears

look im sorry i have to go, im not ready for this yet

walked off and left me in the pub miles from nowhere with two drinks in my hand lol"
Cost you the drinks and a taxi home .. good lord ..that was mean of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE ONCE MET A CPLE.

and as soon as we sat down they said yous 2 are very very very good looking to wich i replied you should of gone t specsavers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy come round a few years ago. We got chatting and moved things to the bedroom, as we got undressed, he took off his false leg. I wasn't sure what the hell to do or say, a bit of warning wouldn't have gone amiss though!

ooo that happened to some friends of ours,wonder if it was the same guy! x"

we had same when i was playing in a previous relationship......knew he had a siff leg but that certainly wasnt expected......he proped it in the corner, at that point my ex collapsed gigling......please next time give a warning

Mike xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Its a right laugh when you think back to some of your experiences isn't it?

"

oh god yes

the one meet that always stands out in my mind is a couple i met many years ago when i was with the ex

We met them quite regular and the one night they had comed to our house

We always did separate room when playing with them as they was more comfy with that

Anyway one night me and the guy was playing in the bed room and we heard the front door guy and a car start

he jumps up to see his car pulling away out the drive way to which he runs down stairs, out the front door and down the street after the car, totallty naked shouting Julie, julie, (name changed to protect the innocent lol) come back dont leave me

turns out she had run out of fags and was just nipping to the shop

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