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By *jbucks OP Couple
over a year ago

Bletchley

What's the best sexual phrase you have heard

Ours is: the bigger the better and the fatter the wetter

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mine is and I say it quite regularly

It's not the size of the nail but the hammer behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have herd.. if you are gay.. cum my way.. or have a big belly better give them some welly.. or the bigger the frame.. then they become more game..

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Brace yourself love .....

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Brace yourself love ....."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say I have one that springs to mind, so here is my own .....

CocksuckingPussyfuckingArserimmingSexmad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you could last as long in bed as you can in an argument

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By *hirling_DervishMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I apparently once (while very d*unk) said

'I'll make your boobs and belly wobble like jelly'.

I don't remember this personally, but I'm sure I was trying to be romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brace yourself love ....."

That is a classic. Love it mate.

I think the best one I've ever heard was after a black guy we'd met had given Mrs N a good hard fuck. I asked if I could have a turn. His reply in a filthy matter of fact way "You wont touch the sides."

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Brace yourself love .....

That is a classic. Love it mate.

You mean like chucking a sausage up the M1

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ride it like you stole it"

Sally

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Grower not shower !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never forget 'cock snot up your fart pipe'

When I'm old and have dementia I'm sure this is the phrase i'll be uttering as I go off for the big sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long and thin goes right in, short and thick does the trick.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'll never forget 'cock snot up your fart pipe'

When I'm old and have dementia I'm sure this is the phrase i'll be uttering as I go off for the big sleep"

I am chuckling imagining you in a care home telling the carers what to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriend used to call her boobs her boobalcious booble'berries..

Still love it

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

still my favorite compliment-compliment (after fisting)- you are like the tardis, bigger on the inside than the outside

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

That's a badly packed kebab!

*jokes, I've never said this to a lady.

I've wanted too but thought it might spoil the romantic moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is good ya???

Said in my best German porn star accent

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"What's the best sexual phrase you have heard

Ours is: the bigger the better and the fatter the wetter

And the winner is...

...RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told..Get your gums round me plums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCK ME HARDER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long and thin,covered in skin,red in parts and put in tarts.

Rhubarb

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