FabSwingers.com forum: Who had sex after watching fifty shades of grey last night?

By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

I for one was so turned on watching fifty shades last night as was my partner that sex was unbelievable. Tell everyone about your experience.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I didnt know it was on. Scratched my balls a bit. That the sort of thing your after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. It's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was really cringy. Didn't do anything for me. There was a baby boom 9 months after it got released so loads of people disagree with me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's shit, absolutely zero on screen chemistry in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a bit cringey if I'm honest. Still spaffed off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the Wayan brothers 'Fifty shades of Black' instead. Much more entertaining, and probably sexier too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was too busy having great sex to watch it...bloody rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't watch it and was wishing I had sex

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By *unsurreycouple1Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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Eyes wide shut is a better film.

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By *implymjWoman
over a year ago

rochdale

We didn't even bother. I've (MJ) read the books. (Well I needed to know what the fuss was about). All they made me want to do was get my red pen out, correct the grammar and send the author a thesaurus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had more fun watching porn on my own than watching that film

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"Didn't watch it and was wishing I had sex

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"I had more fun watching porn on my own than watching that film

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"We didn't even bother. I've (MJ) read the books. (Well I needed to know what the fuss was about). All they made me want to do was get my red pen out, correct the grammar and send the author a thesaurus. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

:-I.was it on last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" :-I.was it on last night "

Ooopsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never watched it

Is it worth it or am I better giving it a miss?

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By *QManc35Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My big toe is sexier - they were so wooden with no chemistry

Jamie Dornan is so bland - I wanted him to be American Psycho esque but no... it didn't turn me on one jot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a great poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep . After (nearly) laughing at her getting spanked on his knee for the first time. I've seen more passion in my garden fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My big toe is sexier - they were so wooden with no chemistry

Jamie Dornan is so bland - I wanted him to be American Psycho esque but no... it didn't turn me on one jot"

I agree

The body language was awful and it don't get much better in the next film either

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Neither read or watched them...

Somehow I find reality better than shite fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never watched it

Is it worth it or am I better giving it a miss? "

Your not missing anything other than seeing Jamie Dorman naked( that being the best part of the film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secretary is a good film. James Spader *drools*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched it when it first came out. Wish I hadn't bothered. So much hype, it was as sexy as a pair of greying y fronts!

And they definitely have no idea about the lifestyle. BDSM is much hotter than they portrayed on screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not us we was trying out our new TV in the bedroom by checking out a porn site and watching an mmmf followed buy a good fuck and a sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it was shit and I just got annoyed and wished I hadn't bothered watching it.

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Never finished reading the first book... Was that boring... Even though my friend said I'd need a towel to sit on

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Secretary is a good film. James Spader *drools*"

My favourite

Can't admit to how many copies of that film I've had over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My take is 50 SOG is not a lifestyle manual of BDSM but a particular fantasy. Commenting that it does not represent real bdsm is like commenting Lynda Laplante does not know real gangsters. Personally I found the Secretary creepy, an older man hitting on younger secretary in more ways than one.

However the issue is that different people react differently to these plots and presentations. So each individual reaction is valid. But a number of the comments, I would suggest, fail to take into account that 50 SOG touched emotionally many ordinary women not previously involved in bdsm or the bdsm lifestyle, by validating their desires and fantasies. In my mind that is a good thing, in spite of the excruciating prose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secretary is a good film. James Spader *drools*

My favourite

Can't admit to how many copies of that film I've had over the years

Yeah, good film.

Try Duke of Burgundy (if you haven't seen it already)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read one page and couldn't bear the writing style also watched the trailer and still cringe at it now. Very poor.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We had sex but it had bugger all to do with 50 shades of grey.

I really wasn't impressed with the film, didn't see what the hype was about.

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hahaha fifty shades of shite more like ....

If you knew anything about that sort of life then that wouldn't really get you going , it's tame .....

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

what a massive pile of dog turd

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"My take is 50 SOG is not a lifestyle manual of BDSM but a particular fantasy. Commenting that it does not represent real bdsm is like commenting Lynda Laplante does not know real gangsters. Personally I found the Secretary creepy, an older man hitting on younger secretary in more ways than one.

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

" :-I.was it on last night

Ooopsy

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"No, it was shit and I just got annoyed and wished I hadn't bothered watching it."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Didn't see it so not me

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"Not us we was trying out our new TV in the bedroom by checking out a porn site and watching an mmmf followed buy a good fuck and a sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ages ago I had a meet at a hotel and it was free to watch movies, whilst we were cuddling in bed he put 50 shades on but after the first sex scene we decided we could do better ourselves lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I for one was so turned on watching fifty shades last night as was my partner that sex was unbelievable. Tell everyone about your experience."

The film is utter nonsense.

Just a terrible Hollywood cashing in on BDSM..

Would rather watch the Emoji Movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Barbara Cartland did BDSM...

Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion."

Best. Film. Ever.

Period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Dornan grew on me. Films never inspire me to have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer 9½ weeks. The Secretary bored me.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion.

Best. Film. Ever.

Period.

Just wish the psychology would have been more overtl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion.

Best. Film. Ever.

Period.

Just wish the psychology would have been more overtl "

Basic. Animalistic. Did it for me.

And Maggie is hot!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion.

Best. Film. Ever.

Period.

Just wish the psychology would have been more overtl

Basic. Animalistic. Did it for me.

And Maggie is hot!

Ha ha, tad virginal.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion.

Best. Film. Ever.

Period.

Just wish the psychology would have been more overtl

Basic. Animalistic. Did it for me.

And Maggie is hot!

Ha ha, tad virginal.....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"We watched half of it, no enjoyment for us.

Now the secretary there`s a film that`s far more erotic in our opinion.

Best. Film. Ever.

Period.

Just wish the psychology would have been more overtl

Basic. Animalistic. Did it for me.

And Maggie is hot!

Ha ha, tad virginal.....

Oh sorry sould have added... allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex watching some porn does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was on in the background and I enjoyed the music more lol

.....no sex as I'm single

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"It was on in the background and I enjoyed the music more lol

.....no sex as I'm single

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"I had sex watching some porn does that count?

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"Ages ago I had a meet at a hotel and it was free to watch movies, whilst we were cuddling in bed he put 50 shades on but after the first sex scene we decided we could do better ourselves lol"

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

I laughed all the way through them. Thought they were both garbage. However after both the films, as soon as we got back to the car I had an amazing bj between the cinema and the hotel (paid a fortune for as hadn't booked it, but totally worth it...)

As for the films, it makes you realise that it's ok to beat/abuse women if your a multi-millionnaire... that's all it glorifies..

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

I also bought the films on DVD just so I could get a repeat.. what a waste of money that turned out to be

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!! "

Is that your take on BDSM? I've only been partaking in that sort of activity a relatively short time of the time I've been swinging. But even before I had any interest I knew it's a choice not an abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!!

I'm guessing that post refers to the relationship dynamic in the book rather than BDSM in general and having read the books (for my sins) I would have to agree them x

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!!

I'm guessing that post refers to the relationship dynamic in the book rather than BDSM in general and having read the books (for my sins) I would have to agree them x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did, although the film itself is crap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wanted to watch it at the movies..same as on TV......sounds ever so dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!!

I'm guessing that post refers to the relationship dynamic in the book rather than BDSM in general and having read the books (for my sins) I would have to agree them x"

That's what I took from it too, he comes over as an abusive bully using the title dom to make it more palatable.

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By *xkinkycouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

watched it once, not good.

saw it was on, didnt watched just critisised it and about what it could have been then what it is, crap! better convosation for sure

(appoligises for my spelling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes wide shut is a better film."

Amen to that!

Way better.

mmmm masked ball.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I watched it the other week, just to finally see what all the fuss was about.

My lemon drizzle cake was far more arousing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch the Wayan brothers 'Fifty shades of Black' instead. Much more entertaining, and probably sexier too.

Watched that was quite funny

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Read the books and want to remove the part of my brain that remembers that atrocity.

That's time in my life I'll never get back. I wouldn't watch the movie. Already wasted my valuable time on finishing those books. I'm a book nerd and can't begin a series and not finish it even if it is awful.

~Mia

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"Nah. Read the books and want to remove the part of my brain that remembers that atrocity.

~Mia"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We watched it then we had sex. We didn't have sex because we'd watched FSoG though! Just a quickie for us last night as I was feeling tired. Got him to cum quickly by telling him some naughty stories!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We had sex last night after not watching any telly at all.

Cal

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"watched it once, not good.

saw it was on, didnt watched just critisised it and about what it could have been then what it is, crap! better convosation for sure

(appoligises for my spelling)

xx"

Never say sorry or apologies for spellings.

We all make mistakes, some of us can't help it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I added to my toy collection when I first watched it as I felt inferior, can't be having that lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Any fule kno "bound" is better than all of these.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

About as much to do with BDSM as I do supermodeling. As sexy as a snot filled hanky. Utter twaddle.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"About as much to do with BDSM as I do supermodeling. As sexy as a snot filled hanky. Utter twaddle. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About as much to do with BDSM as I do supermodeling. As sexy as a snot filled hanky. Utter twaddle. "

Ha! Yes, all of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!! "

No it's about Domination and S&m, something that if done within a loving relationship between consenting adults is not abuse.

Saying that it is main stream and there are many enjoyable BDSM films out there.

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Missis loves the film

I tried to get into it but feel asleep.

Will give it another and see what all the fuss is about as it looks decent.

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By *hianaWoman
over a year ago

Hereford

The xxx version of 50 shades is great. Try watching that one.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

We did but we were always going to anyway, found the film very disappointing to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!!

No not at all .. sorry worded it t wrong i meant in regards to his DOM that had sex with him when he was under age and has obviously caused him mental damage x

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By *hocolatefountainCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

Fountain has been dying to get me to watch it, after reading this it definitely won't be happening any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too me it's a love story it's a boring sex film .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen it, have zero interest in it

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By *arygo OP Man
over a year ago

Corwen

"The xxx version of 50 shades is great. Try watching that one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it basically about sexual abuse and i also find it cringe.. not for me mr grey!!

"
to be fair when the book and subsequent film came out a lot of the bdsm community had the issue that they felt this book/film showed mostly abuse and mental bullying rather than bdsm. So perhaps that's what the poster meant.

I haven't read or watched it so cant comment.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I read the books on holiday once, the films are just ok. I fancy neither of them though. Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes wide shut is a better film."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too much of the same old for me - just like the books - could have put it all into one volume not stretched it out like she did - but if it got your mood going thats great - i know it affected a lot of people out there that way

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