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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I don't, I don't want any fuckage at the moment, I was just wondering if you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually for once, I don't. I'm quite content today

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

wouldn't say no!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Actually for once, I don't. I'm quite content today "

Give it time

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"wouldn't say no!"

How epic?

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Would love to

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

half decent fuck would be ok with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, whatsoever?

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"half decent fuck would be ok with me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks....pizza belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm maybe????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're do I sign up for an epic fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that whenever I meet my long term partner for fucking it's going to be epic.

The man is a sexy beast sex god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love an EPIC fuck please lol x (and none of this lower case nonsense thx very much) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say no. It's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to meet someone for an Epic fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the same boat as you OP. It has been a while since I had sex. Really struggling to get my mojo back. Much rather cuddle up on the sofa with a Ben and Jerrys .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I have a couple of days to wait though. Waiting is not my favourite game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be rude to say no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a damn good bit of fuckerage

Currently watching porn to get some release but it's not the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well since you ask.. Go on then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes - the more epic, the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently have no desire for any intercouse related shenanigans either on a mediocre or epic scale. I may be unwell though and should probably take 2 paracetamol and try again tomorrow!

If you think you can admimister a photograph induced pick-me-up to help shake off this malaise, feel free to fill my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the technology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually for once, I don't. I'm quite content today

Give it time "

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Still don't to be honest

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I'll have one if any ladies are offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one! "

133 days with a sweet looking arse like that? Wow, truely amazed

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I had sex on Friday. Since then all I want is to be cuddled to sleep. Hate it when the bubble bursts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the day I've had where some idiot driver rear ended me I certainly could do with a good fuck!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'll have one if any ladies are offering "

Just worked out days since like bad kitty but mine 856 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent had a fab meet in a yr. I havent had sex in a few months.

I only want an epic fuck... mediocre fuck id rather go with out atm.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one! "

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'm Craving it!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

There's definitely a gap in the market for this, brought up to date with new technology.

If you want something obscure you just type it into eBay or Amazon and it arrives in a few days (or weeks if the seller was a bit sneaky and it had to come from China). Pay a bit extra for Amazon Prime and it's often there the next day, delivered to your door.

Imagine being able to select it like shoes, you can choose the size (snigger), style, colour and so on. Plus you could read the Amazon reviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epically speaking not at this moment in time OP I'm having toast!

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By *eppoMan
over a year ago

London Colney

No way would I want an EPIC fuck at the moment .... I mean why change the habit of a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not.....!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't "

Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the same boat as you OP. It has been a while since I had sex. Really struggling to get my mojo back. Much rather cuddle up on the sofa with a Ben and Jerrys . "

That's quite the threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't

Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon "

It's always better when you've not had any for a while... I should know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't

Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon "

Oooooooh when's this ? Sounds like it's going to be fun

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't

Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon

Oooooooh when's this ? Sounds like it's going to be fun"

Oh it will be, they always are but it's small and exclusive due to apartment size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't

Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon

Oooooooh when's this ? Sounds like it's going to be fun

Oh it will be, they always are but it's small and exclusive due to apartment size. "

Oh ok that's fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy to oblige ladies.....

dont know if it will be epic but will be very enjoyable

your place or mine or i'll book a naughty room

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By *like6950Man
over a year ago

St. Augustine

I am ready for an epic fuck. Have a Swingers party this PM, have 7 m/f couples attending. Looking forward to one woman in particular who has been wanting to ride me for weeks. It WILL be an epic fuck!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No thanks. I'll pass at the moment.

I've tweaked my back and I'm feeling sorry for myself.

I'll stick to my hot water bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No right now thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We jus had one on Friday and Saturday, we're both still aching from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

I had to make do with quantity yesterday instead though

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

What a bunch of bad swingers we are!

No wonder none of us are getting any.

Here's to epic fucking and the persuit of it.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I have one booked in for Wednesday, can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe"

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone "

Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Would love one

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone "

Blimey an app ! Does it award you a certificate of achievement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers "

You'd be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

Blimey an app ! Does it award you a certificate of achievement? "

Yeah if I reach 150 days I get a bottle of vodka to drown my sorrows

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

Blimey an app ! Does it award you a certificate of achievement?

Yeah if I reach 150 days I get a bottle of vodka to drown my sorrows "

There must be an epic prize at 365 days .... and a cake

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers "

Most of us get hundreds of offers but we want more than just some random bloke sticking his cock in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers

Most of us get hundreds of offers but we want more than just some random bloke sticking his cock in."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!

Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe

It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone

Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers

Most of us get hundreds of offers but we want more than just some random bloke sticking his cock in."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take an epic snogfest please... if that leads to an epic fuck I won't even get cross

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I'll take an epic snogfest please... if that leads to an epic fuck I won't even get cross "

Now I really love the sound of that, I forget just how epic snogging is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the most awsome sex you could imagine with my FB's... So sex life is great! But I jave to admit I do miss the epic excitement of exploring an exciting new mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take an epic snogfest please... if that leads to an epic fuck I won't even get cross

Now I really love the sound of that, I forget just how epic snogging is"

Ohhh a long kissing session with someone who knows how to do it just right, who can make you go weak at the knees and leave you breathless and wanting more with just the touch of their lips....those kind of kisses nearly always lead to the most epic and erotic of fucks.... yep snogging with the right person is quite simply epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take an epic snogfest please... if that leads to an epic fuck I won't even get cross

Now I really love the sound of that, I forget just how epic snogging is"

I'll take this as well. A really good kissing session can be almost as good as sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure that I might be led astray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't, I don't want any fuckage at the moment, I was just wondering if you do."

I cannot lie, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh. An epic fuck. Has been a while. Why not?

Everyone deserves an epic fun at some point.

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