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Has any of you been to a brothel or massage parlour before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has any of you been to a brothel or massage parlour before? if so What was it like? and is there any near by me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to a local independent escort, a massage that turned into a full fuck by a lovely Chinese girl, a spur of the moment visit to a prostitute while in Soho.... All very business like but horny none the less....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol "
hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Has any of you been to a brothel or massage parlour before? if so What was it like? and is there any near by me lol x "

I have been to one by accident in the days when I was "young and nieve".... long story and you have to promise not to laugh IF I ever tell it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice."

lol... not quite as harsh as that. im just trying to point out that he is in a swinging site where alot of sex is going on so kind of negates the use of those estabslishments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has any of you been to a brothel or massage parlour before? if so What was it like? and is there any near by me lol x

I have been to one by accident in the days when I was "young and nieve".... long story and you have to promise not to laugh IF I ever tell it....

"

promise i wont laugh lol...... continue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do tell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been to a massage parlour for a massage and very good it was too.

Not necessarily assoicated with brothels, I am confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brings to mind a python sketch, "What was it like?" Wasshe good, eh eh? nudge nudge, wink wink. ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been to a massage parlour for a massage and very good it was too.

Not necessarily assoicated with brothels, I am confused."

very true. I had recently gone there for a sports massage. was quite good so i went the nex time but for a full body massage. the guy put loads of oils on me and massaged me good and proper. only disconcerning thing was that while he was masaging me he covered up one side and massaged form my calf to my shoulder in one gradule motion i swear when he went up he was about 2 cm form poking his funger right up my ass lol. with me being oiled up it would have gone in no problem lol. funny cos that happened to me in thailand when one of the othe guys was massaging my back he pulled my bottoms down past my ass and was massaging my bum........hold up.....whats with these guys and my ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo can i come and watch next time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooo can i come and watch next time lol"

im free tomorrow

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No....each to their own as they say but doesn't appeal to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice."

+1!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol "

i can actually see the attraction of paying for sex

Ive met guys off here and they want your number, to call you, then they keep texting you, bugging you for re meets after you have met etc when ive told some guys i dont want to meet again they get stroppy to the point i have to block them, ive had to change my phone number a couple of times now

and im sure some women on here can be the same with guys

you dont get any of that from a hooker

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham


"Has any of you been to a brothel or massage parlour before? if so What was it like? and is there any near by me lol x

I have been to one by accident in the days when I was "young and nieve".... long story and you have to promise not to laugh IF I ever tell it....

"

Come on... We want to know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice.

lol... not quite as harsh as that. im just trying to point out that he is in a swinging site where alot of sex is going on so kind of negates the use of those estabslishments."

so your saying as a single guy on a sex site you can get sex every time your feeling horny?

course you cant

im sure he does talk to women on here and meet, but how offen is that going to be as a single guy?

maybe hes asking about paying for the times inbetween when hes horny and cant find a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice.

lol... not quite as harsh as that. im just trying to point out that he is in a swinging site where alot of sex is going on so kind of negates the use of those estabslishments.

so your saying as a single guy on a sex site you can get sex every time your feeling horny?

course you cant

im sure he does talk to women on here and meet, but how offen is that going to be as a single guy?

maybe hes asking about paying for the times inbetween when hes horny and cant find a meet"

i agree men find it more difficult to get sex but i still wouldnt pay for it. Surely if hes that desperate he can just jack off. no need to pay in my opinion. but thats just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice.

lol... not quite as harsh as that. im just trying to point out that he is in a swinging site where alot of sex is going on so kind of negates the use of those estabslishments.

so your saying as a single guy on a sex site you can get sex every time your feeling horny?

course you cant

im sure he does talk to women on here and meet, but how offen is that going to be as a single guy?

maybe hes asking about paying for the times inbetween when hes horny and cant find a meet

i agree men find it more difficult to get sex but i still wouldnt pay for it. Surely if hes that desperate he can just jack off. no need to pay in my opinion. but thats just my opinion."

but theres no need for anything

theres no need to pay for sex

theres no need to be on here looking for free

we do it because we want to, not because we need to, some guys like the idea of paying for sex as it comes with no complications

even on here where its supposed to be no strings fun some people cross the line

we are all entitled to our own opinions and i respect the fact that you cant see why anyone would pay for sex

but its not always about a need or being desparate, some guys just like it

some guys just like the thought of turning up for sex, having a fuck and going home never to be contacted again by them

as i have said in my earlier post, i can see the attraction

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By *scottMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

For me paying for sex is a no no. If I'm frustrated I have a hand, 2 in fact. For me it is the interaction of 2 (or more if lucky) people enjoying what they are doing that brings the buzz.

That said paying for sex should be legalised in my mind. For a lot of people out there (men and women) it would be a godsend. There are many reasons why uncomplicated sex with a profesional would better. People wanting to experiment, those too shy to approch prospective partners, and countryside with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates.

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree


"............ and countryside with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates."

*runs out to get the sheep safely into their pens for the night*

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe


"............ and countryside with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates.

*runs out to get the sheep safely into their pens for the night* "

LMFAO

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By *scottMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"............ and countryside with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates.

*runs out to get the sheep safely into their pens for the night* "

pmsl.

I always wondered why there were so many curly haired children round there.

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By *scottMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"

*runs out to get the sheep safely into their pens for the night* "

also they like it when they are in pens, its like brothel and a lot easier than finding them in the dark out on the hills.

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree


"I always wondered why there were so many curly haired children round there."

And they are all called 'Shaun'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone tied _abio up and put him in a cupboard? Hes gone very quiet

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

[Removed by poster at 23/08/11 09:51:50]

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am still thinking about embarrasing myself and telling the story....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I am still thinking about embarrasing myself and telling the story.... "

Spit it out Fabio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am still thinking about embarrasing myself and telling the story.... "

go on we wont think any less of you than we already so lol .. kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you want me to give you a cuddle while you tell?

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By *scottMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"and countryside with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates."

Just noticed my error it should have read "and COUNTRYS with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates." Bleeding predictive text on HTC. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and countryside with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates.

Just noticed my error it should have read "and COUNTRYS with sex readerly avalible have lower sex crime rates." Bleeding predictive text on HTC. lol.

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i would be very suprised if that was true

As most sex offenders dont rape for the sex they do it for the power, and paying for a hooker would not give them this

im off to google it tho, got me thinking now lol

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By *hiluk1ukMan
over a year ago

Prescot

I pay for sex on a regular basis and have used parlours, agencies and independent escorts. Why do I do it? Because I enjoy having sex with beautiful women and I can afford to do so, simple really, I can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to have sexual encounters with girls who are attractive enough to be models or on the cover of FHM, we only live once so i'm enjoying life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slightly different take on this topic.

A number of years ago my ex & myself were in Edinburgh & decided on impulse to go into a massage parlour & ask to use their sauna.

We both stripped off in the changing room to the obvious confusion of a few punters & went naked into the sauna.

After a while we started having sex & were thoroughly enjoying ourselves when the door opened & a guy came in to watch. He didnt touch but we had great fun giving him a show.

We sat afterwards chatting with some of the girls who worked there & they thought our impromtu show was great. We reckoned they were comfortable about it as it got the guys in the right mood for their "massage".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i refuse to pay for sex, with all these sites up i dont understand why you would need to. strike up a convo with a sexy lady and well, you both have the same intention so it wont be long before shes bouncing on your shlong lol hmmm why pay when you can get it for free ..nice."

yep we get it for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i paid for sex would that make me a buy sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I hate the whole "massage" tag.

I've recently just qualified as a holistic therapist (following my Mums footsteps) & the amount of people that assume myself or my Mum are "working girls" & do extras is seriously frustrating. If I perform a massage on you, you will NOT be fucked, sucked or wanked off. My aim is to get you to fall asleep NOT turn you on.

If you are planning to go to a "massage parlor" please ensure they are fake masseurs & not those of us that have studied & trained our asses off. Basically anyone that has the likes of VTCT, FHT, BABTAC etc in their ads, paperwork etc will NOT perform extras.

As for paying for sex? Not for me, as I am a regular blood donor & I believe they turn you away (it's one of the questions they ask every time you donate, so I'm assuming they would refuse your blood donation) if you have paid for sex or been with someone has has paid for sex.

Though I do not see a problem with paying for sex. I think it should be legalized & I wouldn't look down on anyone who has done.

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