FabSwingers.com forum: First ever sleep over

By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"You are 48 years old and you need to ask that?"

Yes. I'm 48 years old who has been in an abusive marriage.

I would like to know things like, if you're thirsty during the night is it ok to go and help myself to a drink of milk from the fridge. She has a dog if I go for a drink is it likely I will be bitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do...

Take your own toothbrush - she might like sucking your cock but sharing a toothbrush is a step too far

Sit to pee - she won't appreciate any collateral damage

Don't...

Roll over and fall asleep

Wait for her to make a brew in the morning

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

Thank you scrabble

Should I take my own towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you scrabble

Should I take my own towel?"

I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go for a number 2, don't forget to wipe properly especially if she has white sheets

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"If you go for a number 2, don't forget to wipe properly especially if she has white sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd skip the milk for one night too.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Do.

• Take your own towel and toiletries (Common courtesy)

• Take a token with you, Wine, flowers or Chocolate. Cliché but effective.

• If you're going to be thirsty, ask if you can take a glass of water to bed with you.

• Leave your problems at the door.

Don't

• Snore or fart in bed.

• Go to bed without a shower or brushing your teeth.

• Use the loo for a No.2

• And for the love of god, don't make eye contact or touch the dog until it approaches you!

Have good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do.

• Take your own towel and toiletries (Common courtesy)

• Take a token with you, Wine, flowers or Chocolate. Cliché but effective.

• If you're going to be thirsty, ask if you can take a glass of water to bed with you.

• Leave your problems at the door.

Don't

• Snore or fart in bed.

• Go to bed without a shower or brushing your teeth.

• Use the loo for a No.2

• And for the love of god, don't make eye contact or touch the dog until it approaches you!

Have good night.

Quite a list there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, try not to worry and have fun! All I'd take are some toiletries (toothbrush, deodorant, etc) and a bottle of wine. I'm sure she has a towel.

I know how weird it must be to do an overnighter if you've not done one for a while or if this is someone competent new. If it was someone staying at mine, I'd be more than happy for them to get a glass of water.

Above all, enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, try not to worry and have fun! All I'd take are some toiletries (toothbrush, deodorant, etc) and a bottle of wine. I'm sure she has a towel.

Above all, enjoy yourself

Completely**

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

Thanks blue eyed girl.

I just need a bit more confidence in myself I think. It's been a while if you know what I mean.

Add me as a friend and I'll let you know how it goes (not in graphic detail though).

Thanks

Neil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please let us know how you got on.

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

I've messaged you jjstaffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wipe your cock on her curtains.

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Don't wipe your cock on her curtains. "

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Don't wipe your cock on her curtains. "

Or on her dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film yourself hanging out of her.

Post it on pornhub.

Invite a 3rd party to join in.

Obviously, I'm kidding.

Respect her home.

Please and thank you.

She cums first.

You sleep in the wet patch.

Pets are very intuitive, if the dog doesn't like you...get out of there. The dog will always come before you if he/she doesn't like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't

• Use the loo for a No.2

What should he use instead? The sink?

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Film yourself hanging out of her.

Post it on pornhub.

Invite a 3rd party to join in.

Obviously, I'm kidding.

Respect her home.

Please and thank you.

She cums first.

You sleep in the wet patch.

Pets are very intuitive, if the dog doesn't like you...get out of there. The dog will always come before you if he/she doesn't like you."

Manners, please and thank you are normal for me. It's the little things I'm concerned about. Like if I wake up before her, do I go and make a brew. Where does she keep the coffee and sugar? I don't want to go through her cupboards.

The bedroom side of things I don't have a problem with it is only the etiquet I want to get right

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

just be polite op- if I had someone staying over I would be more worried what I as a host had to do.

it's great that you have an invitation like that- enjoy the night and the cuddles! and don't be a dick like me trying to sneak out at 4am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do.

• Take your own towel and toiletries (Common courtesy)

• Take a token with you, Wine, flowers or Chocolate. Cliché but effective.

• If you're going to be thirsty, ask if you can take a glass of water to bed with you.

• Leave your problems at the door.

Don't

• Snore or fart in bed.

• Go to bed without a shower or brushing your teeth.

• Use the loo for a No.2

• And for the love of god, don't make eye contact or touch the dog until it approaches you!

Have good night.

As above but I disagree on the farting and snoring, these activities are acceptable XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks blue eyed girl.

I just need a bit more confidence in myself I think. It's been a while if you know what I mean.

Add me as a friend and I'll let you know how it goes (not in graphic detail though).

Thanks

Neil"

Aw i feel for you. Abusive marriage is never good for the eho. It will get better. Just have fun and be respectful and let us know how you get on OP. ENJOY

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"just be polite op- if I had someone staying over I would be more worried what I as a host had to do.

it's great that you have an invitation like that- enjoy the night and the cuddles! and don't be a dick like me trying to sneak out at 4am

I'm looking forward to the cuddles. When you're at the club it's not the atmosphere to enjoy cuddles.

Snuggling up on the setee watching a film then going having playtime. Its a lot less clinical.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

With all those do's and don'ts id rather stay at home and have a wank

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"With all those do's and don'ts id rather stay at home and have a wank

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"With all those do's and don'ts id rather stay at home and have a wank

Seriously though just relax and be yourself

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hi

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you"

Well I don't know as we don't know your friend do we. Take your shoes off is a must in my home

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"You are 48 years old and you need to ask that?"

Lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You are 48 years old and you need to ask that?

Yes. I'm 48 years old who has been in an abusive marriage.

I would like to know things like, if you're thirsty during the night is it ok to go and help myself to a drink of milk from the fridge. She has a dog if I go for a drink is it likely I will be bitten"

Take one up with you!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Hi

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you

Well I don't know as we don't know your friend do we. Take your shoes off is a must in my home

Just your shoes ?

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Hi

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you"

Don't slap her on her face with ur cock

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

I echo the don't use the loo posts. Especially if she's part of the recent no loo brush trend. The fuck is all that about?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hi

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you

Well I don't know as we don't know your friend do we. Take your shoes off is a must in my home

Just your shoes ?

Yeah everything else stays on until we've shook hand's,then it's all system's go!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Hi

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you

Well I don't know as we don't know your friend do we. Take your shoes off is a must in my home

Just your shoes ?

Yeah everything else stays on until we've shook hand's,then it's all system's go!"

Then everything else shook

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Don't wipe your cock on her curtains. "

Do wipe your cock on her beef curtains if she consents

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi

I'm meeting a friend later for a date It will be the first time ever I've been asked to stay the night at her house..

Are there any do's and don'ts.

Thank you"

Behave like a gentleman.

Remember it's not your home.

Don't make drinks, she may not like that.

Don't break wind in bed, it's a turn off.

Don't leave bathroom a mess.

Don't walk around in shoes.

Don't assume anything.

Don't act uncomfortable.

Don't antagonise the dog but it will protect her.

We don't know her so difficult for advice.

Good luck.

Personally I wouldn't stay overnight with anyone but each to their own.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't wipe your cock on her curtains.

Do wipe your cock on her beef curtains if she consents"

'Beef curtains'? You sound interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't wipe your cock on her curtains.

Do wipe your cock on her beef curtains if she consents"

Ewwww nice remind me not to meet you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't worry too much just apply the basic rules of politeness and you'll be fine.

I would say definitely take your shoes off at the door, take change of clothes, toiletries, towel and condoms. Take a small gift e.g. flowers, chocolates, wine. Ask her if she's ok with you making a drink for both if you wake up before her and ask f the dog will be ok with you.

Above all enjoy yourself and may this be the start of many over nighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were inviting one of my men friends to stay for the night I would want him to treat my home as I do. If he's thirsty or hungry, make food or drink and ask if I want anything. Use my towels, I have a washing machine. Use the toilet for ones and twos, I have bleach. If my dogs didn't take to him (highly unlikely) they would be locked in a spare room, so he was safe. If he had wind, fart, but don't moan if I gag at the smell.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would be surprised if anyone with vicious dogs would invite a stranger to stay for fear of biting them.

My pets would not be locked away, it's their home too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I echo the don't use the loo posts. Especially if she's part of the recent no loo brush trend. The fuck is all that about? "

You follow toilet cleaning trends??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, just have a poo if you need to - I'm worried people think you shouldn't!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Blimey, just have a poo if you need to - I'm worried people think you shouldn't! "

Yeah me too. If you need to go how can you not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, just have a poo if you need to - I'm worried people think you shouldn't!

Yeah me too. If you need to go how can you not? "

Exactly! I like to think we're all adult enough to know that it's a pretty standard part of being alive...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

If you read the thread you'll see it's been a while since he stayed overnight anywhere. It's like dating etiquette, that changes over time too. He's just looking for some friendly advice. Emphasis on friendly.

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

I always behave impecably and have very good manners without even thinking about it.

Maybe this is getting out of my comfort zone a little bit.

I thought the swinging lifestyle was non judgemental. I didn't post this to be judged on whether or not I know how to behave even at 48. I wanted advice from people who might have been in this situation before so that I did not offend my host. Not everyone is used to spending the night at a relative strangers house.

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

Thank you blue eyed girl. It's been a long time and I wouldn't want to offend my host.

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By *jr123 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

Just out of curiosity. What has my age got to do with anything.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

Just out of curiosity. What has my age got to do with anything."

Life experience. Common sense etc.

Anyway I did add some advice further up that maybe has not been noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's coming for a sleepover at mine then haha

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who's coming for a sleepover at mine then haha"

I'll need a list of do's and don'ts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming for a sleepover at mine then haha

I'll need a list of do's and don'ts lol

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Yes it's 10 pages of A4. Please behave.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who's coming for a sleepover at mine then haha

I'll need a list of do's and don'ts lol

Yes it's 10 pages of A4. Please behave.

Me behave - are you kidding? Lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wee the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming for a sleepover at mine then haha

I'll need a list of do's and don'ts lol

Yes it's 10 pages of A4. Please behave.

Me behave - are you kidding? Lol....."
Well I've not had the pleasure of knowing how much you can misbehave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you tell someone they can't poop or fart then that's all they'll want to do. And it's not good to keep it in. So I say do whatever you need to

Have fun btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't wee the bed"

I'm guessing you speak from experience...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and have a shit before you go and don't eat for the rest of the day or have something light. If you need a fart go to the bathroom and pull your bum cheeks apart and it will come out with a puff and then you can wash the fart off with some soap or a wet wipe!

Take your own toothbrush and toiletries. Take some sort of gift, I appreciate milkshake, wispas, crisps or a scotch egg, find out what she likes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try and have a shit before you go and don't eat for the rest of the day or have something light. If you need a fart go to the bathroom and pull your bum cheeks apart and it will come out with a puff and then you can wash the fart off with some soap or a wet wipe!

Take your own toothbrush and toiletries. Take some sort of gift, I appreciate milkshake, wispas, crisps or a scotch egg, find out what she likes. "

Oh I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

Indeed. He is going to get down and dirty with a lady, but doesnt know whether he should ask for a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your own toothbrush and toiletries. Take some sort of gift, I appreciate milkshake, wispas, crisps or a scotch egg, find out what she likes.

Oh I love you. "

It's the stuff we do though innit. Like I always run the tap when I have a pee, or when you're in bed with them and have those stomach farts. It's hard work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your own toothbrush and toiletries. Take some sort of gift, I appreciate milkshake, wispas, crisps or a scotch egg, find out what she likes.

Oh I love you.

It's the stuff we do though innit. Like I always run the tap when I have a pee, or when you're in bed with them and have those stomach farts. It's hard work!"

I always do the holding of my bum cheeks open. It works, although I did it once, pushed too hard and it made a loud squeak when it came out!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

After reading all this thread, even though I don't 'do overnights' my mind hasn't changed, in fact I'm staying at home.....alone!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Take your own toothbrush and toiletries. Take some sort of gift, I appreciate milkshake, wispas, crisps or a scotch egg, find out what she likes. "

Definitely my favourite post of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed at his age he has to ask how to conduct himself in someone else's house. It's self explanatory really!

Indeed. He is going to get down and dirty with a lady, but doesnt know whether he should ask for a drink!"

How rude! Talking about OP like that. He's asking for advice because he's being considerate and may not have thought of something. No need to try and ridicule him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading all this thread, even though I don't 'do overnights' my mind hasn't changed, in fact I'm staying at home.....alone!

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Alone aww. I could keep you company x

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Take your own toothbrush and toiletries. Take some sort of gift, I appreciate milkshake, wispas, crisps or a scotch egg, find out what she likes.

Oh I love you. "
. Me too

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do make sure you give her a proper kiss goodnight.

Don't expect to get woken up with a bj!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't expect to get woken up with a bj!"

He'll probably expect that! All men do :

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"After reading all this thread, even though I don't 'do overnights' my mind hasn't changed, in fact I'm staying at home.....alone!

Alone aww. I could keep you company x"

Yes I bet you could cutie....

My 15 stone rottie might scare you though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should message me Bhubaysi. I can't send you one

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

OP, do not, under any circumstances, leave the loo seat up. You have been warned .....

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"OP, do not, under any circumstances, leave the loo seat up. You have been warned ....."

Good advice! She will kill you if you leave the seat up and you will not be asked back!

With all this advice going round his poor male brain how the heck is he going to 'get to grips' with her?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Do's :

Play outside

Eat A Lot

Play lots of games available

Take lots of pictures

Watch lots of soppy movies ready

Talk about the boy's you fancy at school

Give each other manicures and pedicures

Hold your farts in till after you've left

Dont's:

Don’t stay on your phone

Don’t be mean

Don’t be lazy

Don’t fight

Don’t embarrass anyone just to be mean

Don’t annoy the parents!

Most importantly don’t kill your friend with the pillows

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