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All I want is the bloody address.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "
.......he is married and you are justffeeding his ego.....move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX"

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Easy come over to mine instead. Only thing is none of the mates are here and no massive cocks......ohhh and the wife might get a little pissed off

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

You can have mine!!

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

He's a resident of HMP Pentonville

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX"

You don't say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like he's dreaming of you lol, we crave you lol xx

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "
meet me instead

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him "

I like playing with them though! All those FAF messages but not one lets me come over and fuck them, poor wee lambs are too fwightened.

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By *ibullMan
over a year ago

swingingcuckville


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him "

absolutely this

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! meet me instead "

Nope.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Oh funny!

Now I'm getting messages from thread watchers who have ignored my profile. Such jolly japes for a Saturday morning.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Oh funny!

Now I'm getting messages from thread watchers who have ignored my profile. Such jolly japes for a Saturday morning. "

but some of them might be a bit tongue in cheek

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Oh funny!

Now I'm getting messages from thread watchers who have ignored my profile. Such jolly japes for a Saturday morning.

but some of them might be a bit tongue in cheek"

You don't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you can see them on Google Earth using the Fab location co-ordinates and you're going to zoom in.

That'll get their blood pressure ramped up, even it is a load of baloney

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Tell them you can see them on Google Earth using the Fab location co-ordinates and you're going to zoom in.

That'll get their blood pressure ramped up, even it is a load of baloney "

Oooo nice one! I'm actually going to use that. Ta.

I was going to do a big apartment clean today after a summer of festival neglect and grandchildren but I've just found my new hobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

You can come round to mine if you can guess where I live

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

Meet him for a coffee, lull him into a false sense of security and then slip a tracking devise into his pocket. Mwahahaha. Job done

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Tell them you can see them on Google Earth using the Fab location co-ordinates and you're going to zoom in.

That'll get their blood pressure ramped up, even it is a load of baloney "

Hahahahhaa this is ace!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

He's just being a pussy tease tell him to sod off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

come to mine instead lol x

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

There's a lady who keeps asking for my address,she can't wait to get her hands on my massive cock...Oh hang on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

You'll be inundated with postcodes and house numbers now, you might as well get a paper round and earn some money whilst your doing the rounds.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

It's that copper who posts.

999 Letsbe Avenue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him

I like playing with them though! All those FAF messages but not one lets me come over and fuck them, poor wee lambs are too fwightened. "

I'd offer but I don't meet your requirements

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him

I like playing with them though! All those FAF messages but not one lets me come over and fuck them, poor wee lambs are too fwightened.

I'd offer but I don't meet your requirements "

ALERT!!!! ALERT!!!!

We have a profile reader.

Stand by for further instructions....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

Looking at your pics the guy is a f@*king idiot!!!!

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

x


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him

I like playing with them though! All those FAF messages but not one lets me come over and fuck them, poor wee lambs are too fwightened. "

What u moaning at then.. if ur enjoying the chase !! Get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?!

Meet him for a coffee, lull him into a false sense of security and then slip a tracking devise into his pocket. Mwahahaha. Job done "

Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

You don't say. "

Some members don't get sarcasm.

I got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you its the last house on the left from the road that leads right along that road that double backs onto the first house on left side of the road!

definitely reporting you as a time waster

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've a strong hunch that Topsy was being a tad sarcastic and a ton ironic.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I told you its the last house on the left from the road that leads right along that road that double backs onto the first house on left side of the road!

definitely reporting you as a time waster"

Again? Sheesh.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I've a strong hunch that Topsy was being a tad sarcastic and a ton ironic.

"

You don't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told you its the last house on the left from the road that leads right along that road that double backs onto the first house on left side of the road!

definitely reporting you as a time waster

Again? Sheesh. "

probably sitting twiddling your beard.....FAKE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him

I like playing with them though! All those FAF messages but not one lets me come over and fuck them, poor wee lambs are too fwightened.

I'd offer but I don't meet your requirements

ALERT!!!! ALERT!!!!

We have a profile reader.

Stand by for further instructions...."

Damn... been caught... should I leave the site???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check if his photos have a location stamp on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't ring true.

Trust your instincts.

Use the force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chap who keeps inviting me over to his for a fuck. I've said yes but he won't tell me where he lives. He's got a mate and everything too and tells me I'm missing out on his massive cock.

What's a woman to do!?!?! "

His loss.. my gain!

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

We were going to suggest you came over to ours, but then we read your profile, FABbed a few photos and accepted the fact that whilst Polly would love to introduce you to the delights of sapphic fun, the fact that I am attached to her sort of rules us out?

However, what we do know is that your elusive prey is a complete bonehead! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news!

I have his address, incidently he will be out when you arive, don't know where her has gone but said I should "entertain you"...

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley


"We were going to suggest you came over to ours, but then we read your profile, FABbed a few photos and accepted the fact that whilst Polly would love to introduce you to the delights of sapphic fun, the fact that I am attached to her sort of rules us out?

However, what we do know is that your elusive prey is a complete bonehead! lol "

Surely you mean a complete bonerhead or is autocorrect turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably a dreamer if you said yes and he won't give you his address. Move on to the next man XXX

Yep not as if there isn't a million more to choose from in here . Have some dignity and block him

I like playing with them though! All those FAF messages but not one lets me come over and fuck them, poor wee lambs are too fwightened.

I'd offer but I don't meet your requirements

ALERT!!!! ALERT!!!!

We have a profile reader.

Stand by for further instructions...."

Lol

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