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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

Interested in others prepping routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Beg! (only happens when am d*unk..or wasted..or BOTH) But HELL YEA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't except cheques or card, cash only!

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Relax!!!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

With a devious grin ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people like to douche, you can get a douche thingy off Lovehoney and get some decent Lube in XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No douche no anal...

Simple

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Wiggle the ass and say dive in

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've got one of those shower head attachments. Use that and then some lube and a toy. Leaves me nice and lubed inside

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take a few deep breaths and relax

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Flowers and chocolates also works well

XX

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Douche douche douche again

Immodium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it feel like for you ladies compered to in your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it feel like for you ladies compered to in your pussy "

A totally different sensation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you cum also

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Flowers and chocolates also works well

XX"

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I usually wiggle my bottom at Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spit on my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few deep breaths and bite the pillow

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Dip my cock in lurpack. Grab her by the hair and tell her to bite down.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can you cum also"

Hd an ex who used to squirt if I was pumping her ass. So hot to watch.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my ex it would normally be 2 bottles of prosecco and she'd want anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ask, ever so nicely, fuck me up the arse please. I've found saying please always gets me what I want

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Dip my cock in lurpack. Grab her by the hair and tell her to bite down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche. .buy anal lube. Douche again ... have a drink ..relax ...douche again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much douching, what happened to the good old risk it for the biscuit

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By *lli_sissyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cambridge

Lots of douches (not together as that floods the colon... unless you need to clean the colon too )... then lots of lube... lastly find something to hold onto and bite the pillow

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

chili...

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

and beans for some bubbles

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By *ob jonesMan
over a year ago

Wales

Bend her over, spread her cheeks and spit on her shit ring... then its a home run...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interested in others prepping routine "

A big poo?

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By *erryMary17Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Not too sound crude but I just hope I manage to go to the loo before having anal sex.

Lots of lube, maybe a butt plug while I'm enjoying some attention elsewhere

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it."

And I'll laugh whilst someone is wiping my shitty arse knowing I've had a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty bowels, remove tights first, or it will make your toes curl. Apply plenty of KY jelly. and tell yourself, you will enjoy it eventually.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford


"I just ask, ever so nicely, fuck me up the arse please. I've found saying please always gets me what I want "

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury


"So much douching, what happened to the good old risk it for the biscuit "

You're not dunking a biscuit there sonny boy.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

If he's a big boy, I'd usually fuck myself with a dildo first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it.

And I'll laugh whilst someone is wiping my shitty arse knowing I've had a good time "

haha love that answer high five!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it.

And I'll laugh whilst someone is wiping my shitty arse knowing I've had a good time "

Me and you both lol!

Douche has always worked well for me, then relax, foreplay and lube. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do the fellas do before being pegged ?

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"What do the fellas do before being pegged ? "

Same answers really I suppose, an arsehole is an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do the fellas do before being pegged ?

Same answers really I suppose, an arsehole is an arsehole "

Sure is lol!

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury


"What do the fellas do before being pegged ? "

When faced with my new 9" whopper they usually whimper a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find the biggest G clamp available - butt cheeks in and tighten - nothing is going in there

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"What do the fellas do before being pegged ? "

Weep? Lol

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham


"Douche. .buy anal lube. Douche again ... have a drink ..relax ...douche again "
not a single public pic of those gorgeous lips round a fat cock absolutely gutted

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By *haufferuknottsMan
over a year ago

loughborough


"I've got one of those shower head attachments. Use that and then some lube and a toy. Leaves me nice and lubed inside

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me too it's like colonic irrigation

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By *r ed300Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Flowers and chocolates also works well

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do the chocolates not melt?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Well don't eat peanuts the night before

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

A good deep enema followed by a shower to ensure my ass is ready for a rimming before the main event.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well don't eat peanuts the night before "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it."

This from a girl who has "anal" listed in her interests!!!!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"What do the fellas do before being pegged ? "

I think in that case the first move would be to accept the hand offering me assistance off the floor as I'm sure I would have collapsed from the shock of it being offered. Otherwise the prep is the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I double..

And if the cock or strapon is big I have something beginning with P to sniff .. it relaxes the Ass muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do the fellas do before being pegged ?

When faced with my new 9" whopper they usually whimper a little "

I wish..

Since I split with my ex. Her strapon is gathering dust in my drawer at home. If I can't find a woman on here to fuck my ass soon I will have to start visiting Pro Dommes again.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Fingers and lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put a raincoat on owd lad pop bit of lube in the womens ass and then just go push the poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it.

This from a girl who has "anal" listed in her interests!!!!"

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

Pray!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find the biggest G clamp available - butt cheeks in and tighten - nothing is going in there"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I expect to be fucked in the evening I try to stay off solids when I eat during the day and stick to yoghurt, fruit etc. About 2 hours before the date I give my self a good 2 pint enema and a repeat rinse out about an hour later. Then all I need is arousal some lube and a stuffy and I RELAX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it."

What a load of nonsense. It's a muscle like any other of which you have voluntary control of.

If you're concerned about it getting 'loose' simply tone it by squeezing and effectively exercising it. No different to kegal exercises or any other.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Not too sound crude but I just hope I manage to go to the loo before having anal sex.

Lots of lube, maybe a butt plug while I'm enjoying some attention elsewhere "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take a run up...

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By *ettingdustyMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I just ask, ever so nicely, fuck me up the arse please. I've found saying please always gets me what I want "

Manners maketh the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a prostate massage had douche and clean before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it.

What a load of nonsense. It's a muscle like any other of which you have voluntary control of.

If you're concerned about it getting 'loose' simply tone it by squeezing and effectively exercising it. No different to kegal exercises or any other."

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford


"You should avoid anal. You will get a loose sphincter, even worst then when you get older you will shit while walking and sleeping. The nurses who will have to clean up your old woman diaper will guess you got ur ass pounded by horses.

I mean it."

But under your interest you list 'anal & DP'!?!?

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

I normally say 'please can I! Oh go on, pretty please'

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Buy yourself a decent douch kit and don't feel embarrassed to use it -

2. Be thoroughly clean

3. Use good quality lub

4. If unsure, use "skin" fit condoms

Happy fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grit my teeth

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Only in my imagination sorry to say I'm a butt virgin but would love to try it one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of strong rope, gaffa tape, some loud music and a bottle of toilet duck should see you right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube, lube, lube, lube and lube.

Be clean and LUBE extra strong condoms is a good idea too.

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Toilet to empty everything,douche,lube,dildo preferably the one that I can "blow up" with the rubber bulb thingy and pipe attached, slowly stretches katie wider and also deeper, once open with the expandable one then a solid one with lube. I usually do it about 30 mins before setting off for a meet so I'm stretched but also gives time to dilate back into being closed hole again but when he then gets to slide in I'm tight but can take it much easier, hurts like mad if I don't do that prep, and then the guy usually would have to then enter and stretch me,pull out and give me 30 seconds to let the pain subside, repeat, and then finally when he goes in again just try and relax as much as possible, once I can take it without too much pain I push back and start to ride like a woman does and then depending on how long he can last after 15 mins or so I'm just so relaxed and able to take whatever and however he wants to try and give me, I certainly take it harder and deeper than most of their wives can if they give me that 10 mins or so to get used to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I douche offer lube and then accept throbbing cock into my arse prefer skin to skin from friends xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open wide here comes a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a anal douche and then no need to worry about unexpected accidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never douche and never had an accident.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Regardless of whether anal is going to be involved I always douche before going on a meet or to a club, just prefer to "feel" clean there.

If anal is going to happen plenty of lube is key and a minimal amount of fingering to be prepared for anything more.

Always helps to find a position that is comfortable too.

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