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"Deary deary me lol.  "What ladies used to always moan didn't they "oh at least you've cum" lol  | |||
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"Deary deary me lol.
What ladies used to always moan didn't they "oh at least you've cum" lol "..pmsl | |||
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"Its usually me who does the tying up and blindfolding x" Oh do you now  | |||
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"Its usually me who does the tying up and blindfolding x Oh do you now "That's what she said | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance -" Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then -" nah only use the wand when i really need - people i play with manage to get me to come over and over - but you go and enjoy your pint | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then -" You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - nah only use the wand when i really need - people i play with manage to get me to come over and over - but you go and enjoy your pint" Didn't think men/women over 50 knew what oral was 
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out" On older models maybe | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out" Take it your detector for sarcasm is turned off lol.. that or your hearing aid | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out On older models maybe" Did you get your shovel? The one given out with the handbook, on joining Fab? | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out Take it your detector for sarcasm is turned off lol.. that or your hearing aid "Oh, you were being sarcastic in your original post. My mistake Apologies | |||
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"I'm getting really good at stealing the orgasm when I'm being teased. Build your own tension without showing it (makes you need to burst sometimes) but the minute that finger or tongue returns, even if it's just the merest flicker, I'm gone I'm so impatient "Something else to add to profile notes | |||
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"I'm getting really good at stealing the orgasm when I'm being teased. Build your own tension without showing it (makes you need to burst sometimes) but the minute that finger or tongue returns, even if it's just the merest flicker, I'm gone I'm so impatient
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - nah only use the wand when i really need - people i play with manage to get me to come over and over - but you go and enjoy your pint Didn't think men/women over 50 knew what oral was
Think a pint would taste better "Its usually younger men who try to avoid giving oral I find. The older male will at least be aware that sex isn't just pumping or licking away for hours. See, I can stereotype people too! Woo! | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women." Maybe that one is still tied to the bed in orgasmic bliss | |||
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"I tie you to the bed and blindfold you, then lick, kiss, suck and whip you gently all over. Have it so you don't know if there's a little lick and a little thrasher about to please you... Lick and suck your clit and nipples until you are close to coming and then hold you on the brink with my tongue and make you beg to cum... After you have cum on my face I keep circling your clit with my tongue and lips until your sensitivity have decreased and your desire to cum again is overwhelming... I normally get a girl to cum at least 3 times, max is 5 times in a row on my face like this before she is in a trance like state and begging to be fucked hard with the D!! Fancy a game sometime ?x " If done right drives me crazy | |||
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"I tie you to the bed and blindfold you, then lick, kiss, suck and whip you gently all over. Have it so you don't know if there's a little lick and a little thrasher about to please you... Lick and suck your clit and nipples until you are close to coming and then hold you on the brink with my tongue and make you beg to cum... After you have cum on my face I keep circling your clit with my tongue and lips until your sensitivity have decreased and your desire to cum again is overwhelming... I normally get a girl to cum at least 3 times, max is 5 times in a row on my face like this before she is in a trance like state and begging to be fucked hard with the D!! Fancy a game sometime ?x " Lots of women love this. Usually needs to be a connection though so they'd need to chat a while first. | |||
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"I tie you to the bed and blindfold you, then lick, kiss, suck and whip you gently all over. Have it so you don't know if there's a little lick and a little thrasher about to please you... Lick and suck your clit and nipples until you are close to coming and then hold you on the brink with my tongue and make you beg to cum... After you have cum on my face I keep circling your clit with my tongue and lips until your sensitivity have decreased and your desire to cum again is overwhelming... I normally get a girl to cum at least 3 times, max is 5 times in a row on my face like this before she is in a trance like state and begging to be fucked hard with the D!! Fancy a game sometime ?x Lots of women love this. Usually needs to be a connection though so they'd need to chat a while first. "Totally agree, needs trust and a chat before the tie and tease can happen. Works well without the restraints and blindfolds for a first run... | |||
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"I hate when men make claims on how many times they can make me cum. Seriously you'll be lucky to get it to happen once! The OP looks like the type of message I delete straight away "Haven't messaged you and wouldn't got that tranny look about you | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - nah only use the wand when i really need - people i play with manage to get me to come over and over - but you go and enjoy your pint Didn't think men/women over 50 knew what oral was
Think a pint would taste better
Its usually younger men who try to avoid giving oral I find. The older male will at least be aware that sex isn't just pumping or licking away for hours.
See, I can stereotype people too! Woo!"Good to see you type with one hand and still do the knitting with the other | |||
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"I actually orgasmed from oral last night which is rare. No fingers or anything but I was wound up and had already cum from fucking. " Change is better than a rest as the saying goes | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out On older models maybe Did you get your shovel? The one given out with the handbook, on joining Fab?" Supposed you can read the handbook without your bifocals Doris | |||
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"Take it Doris, Mavis and Edna are having their afternoon nap, all that knitting must have tired them out... that and straining to see their Nokia 8010 screens "You have some serious issues.  | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women." That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen | |||
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"Take it Doris, Mavis and Edna are having their afternoon nap, all that knitting must have tired them out... that and straining to see their Nokia 8010 screens
You have some serious issues. "Can't take a joke then... just go back to the forum list to see what issues are | |||
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"I'm getting really good at stealing the orgasm when I'm being teased. Build your own tension without showing it (makes you need to burst sometimes) but the minute that finger or tongue returns, even if it's just the merest flicker, I'm gone I'm so impatient "That's a very clever trick  | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - nah only use the wand when i really need - people i play with manage to get me to come over and over - but you go and enjoy your pint Didn't think men/women over 50 knew what oral was
Think a pint would taste better
Its usually younger men who try to avoid giving oral I find. The older male will at least be aware that sex isn't just pumping or licking away for hours.
See, I can stereotype people too! Woo!
Good to see you type with one hand and still do the knitting with the other "I take it you only type one handed because you're too busy preening your gel laden hair with the other. | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - nah only use the wand when i really need - people i play with manage to get me to come over and over - but you go and enjoy your pint Didn't think men/women over 50 knew what oral was
Think a pint would taste better
Its usually younger men who try to avoid giving oral I find. The older male will at least be aware that sex isn't just pumping or licking away for hours.
See, I can stereotype people too! Woo!
Good to see you type with one hand and still do the knitting with the other
I take it you only type one handed because you're too busy preening your gel laden hair with the other."Showing your age there Doris, no ones used gel since 1996 | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen "OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment. That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system. Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady. | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady. "Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady.
Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i "Oh dear best go back to playing with your old ladies you're getting more out of your depth with every utterance | |||
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"i need more than 5 to get into a trance - Will just leave the rampant rabbit there while I go down the pub for 5 hours then - You said it was YOU that makes the lady cum loads Now we find out that it is toys! The truth will out On older models maybe Did you get your shovel? The one given out with the handbook, on joining Fab?" Not seen the shovel sex toy before. | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady.
Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i
Oh dear best go back to playing with your old ladies you're getting more out of your depth with every utterance"Thought you would be able to let your isolated brain cell find a friend to collide with to create a spark of genius that constituted a better put down than that. Probably past your nap time I suppose and your getting cranky bless | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady.
Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i
Oh dear best go back to playing with your old ladies you're getting more out of your depth with every utterance
Thought you would be able to let your isolated brain cell find a friend to collide with to create a spark of genius that constituted a better put down than that. Probably past your nap time I suppose and your getting cranky bless "It's you're not your. Shame and you were doing so well for someone with your handicap. | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady.
Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i
Oh dear best go back to playing with your old ladies you're getting more out of your depth with every utterance
Thought you would be able to let your isolated brain cell find a friend to collide with to create a spark of genius that constituted a better put down than that. Probably past your nap time I suppose and your getting cranky bless
It's you're not your. Shame and you were doing so well for someone with your handicap.
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady.
Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i
Oh dear best go back to playing with your old ladies you're getting more out of your depth with every utterance
Thought you would be able to let your isolated brain cell find a friend to collide with to create a spark of genius that constituted a better put down than that. Probably past your nap time I suppose and your getting cranky bless
It's you're not your. Shame and you were doing so well for someone with your handicap.
"its ok Derik you're sure to find some more cardboard boxes to put in your pics, that's handicapped... what was you thinking | |||
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"He's been verified once 2 years ago. Come on ladies don't miss out he's obviously recovered and ready to spoil another one of you lucky women. That CRT telly in your pic must as old as you... Jesus even my gran has a flat screen
OP Specsavers have called- you didn't turn up for your appointment.
That "CRT telly" is one of those newfangled subwoofer speakers for a gramophone system.
Maybe it's your gran that gave you your veri. I mean you do seem to be fascinated by the older lady.
Nice cardboard box that you really thought out that picture... subwoofer are you 19 and driving an xr3i
Oh dear best go back to playing with your old ladies you're getting more out of your depth with every utterance
Thought you would be able to let your isolated brain cell find a friend to collide with to create a spark of genius that constituted a better put down than that. Probably past your nap time I suppose and your getting cranky bless
It's you're not your. Shame and you were doing so well for someone with your handicap.
Don't rattle the baby trolls cot. Toddlers only act up to get attention."Thanks granny mwah ?? | |||
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