FabSwingers.com forum: Duckbutter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you put off by someone's duckbutter in a 69 / doggy position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duckbutter?

Ross Noble did some very funny sketches about a greasy goose, but I've not heard of duck butter...

Sounds quackers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

duck butter

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. Occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i would be - never come across any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grundle - what a great word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came on to look what it was

Wish I hadn't now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are sone things i wish i hadn't read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I came on to look what it was

Wish I hadn't now "

Miss a shower or two, duckbutter appears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that sounds grim...

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard of duck butter, sounds disgusting, glad to say I've never experienced it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never come across it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duckbutter?

Ross Noble did some very funny sketches about a greasy goose, but I've not heard of duck butter...

Sounds quackers."

The quackers bit at the end made me proper lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!"

Thought that was called biffins bridge. The smallest bridge in the world but the hardest to cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"duck butter

Barfff how horrid....and now you've described it I get what you mean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never come across it."

Ooerrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never heard of duck butter, sounds disgusting, glad to say I've never experienced it

Have you experienced a Cleveland Steamer?

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"Are you put off by someone's duckbutter in a 69 / doggy position?"

Works perfectly well in combination with a few descending trails of santorum and other effluvia

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"duck butter

Cancel my porridge

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!"

very good

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Urghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"duck butter

It's been ages since I learned anything new on here. Thanks.

Yes it would put me off.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!"

Round our way the area between the vagina and anus is called "Biffins Bridge". No idea why, but it's sometimes very hard to cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!"

It's a tinter in these parts, t'int her fanny t'int her arse

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Is there a similar substance called "I Can't Believe It's Not Duckbutter"?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Ewww

I have never come across this but yes, it would put me off and I would probably say so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be asking all upcoming meets if they have duckbutter from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"duck butter

Think I saw that on animal planet.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!"

What great names forrit and grundle they may take over from moist and gusset

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"Is there a similar substance called "I Can't Believe It's Not Duckbutter"?

Lmfaooo

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Wtf ? This is something I've never come across and hope I never do !

Uuuurrrghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be put off by duckbutter, yuek XXX

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

So where does duck pate come from then?

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

Ah man! Why did I read this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it better than lurpak to put on a scone or crumpet?

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I've never heard of duck butter, sounds disgusting, glad to say I've never experienced it

Have you experienced a Cleveland Steamer?"
Sounds like some sort of American delicacy. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holly fucking duck never come across something like that hope I don't if I do if will probably throw up its sounds ewewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a grundle on a man and a forrit on a lady.

Forrit - The area of skin in between the vagina and the anus. If it wasn't forrit you'd be in the shit!!

It's a tinter in these parts, t'int her fanny t'int her arse"

we know its as Biffins Bridge, dont know why

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Is it better than lurpak to put on a scone or crumpet?

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Yeah Duckbutter is half price at Lidl and Aldi.

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

All i can say is only on fab would you read this mad forum

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

pattaya Thailand till end jan

What is a Cleveland steamer ? Nobby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taint or tinter

A local one from East Yorks 'Humber Bridge' because it separates the fishy bit (Grimsby) from the shitty bit (Hull)

I've never heard of duckbutter but shall use it.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

[Removed by poster at 17/08/17 10:04:03]

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I opened this thread thinking it was something like goose fat, that people use to cook their potatoes in around Christmas. Now I definitely don't need any breakfast anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love the forums sometime

This thread is hilarious.

Never heard of it and don't think I want to ever come across it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day is a school day

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"What is a Cleveland steamer ? Nobby x"

Oh you would ask.

It's the delicate art of crapping on someone's chest from above.

Sorry guys, but he did ask

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"So where does duck pate come from then? "

Too scary to contemplate, but would probably need urgent treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I'd avoided the forums today.....ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Search for Urban Dictionary and type in trundle. Hilarious!

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