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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that normal? a Girl ive met cumfarted while we were doing Doggie i dont know how to put this but it was kinda sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

"

Its hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well it was funny to me even tho ive not laughed as ive got respect for women,,, but she must off felt akward?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex missus did it all the time I just ignored it and took it as normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh, the queef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently this happened to me .my friend ignored it but I was quite embarrassed as it happened a few times that night .Had no control at all , know I laugh about it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why does it happen?? haha lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"well it was funny to me even tho ive not laughed as ive got respect for women,,, but she must off felt akward? "

If you mean fanny farts - I do them all the time during sex! After all guys, if you keep pumping the air in - it's gonna come out again!

Used to embarrass me but it usually makes me giggle now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's caused by hard fucking and wind being trapped .when it's a tight fit .That's my opinion on why I think it happens .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

"

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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Sex is meant to be fun. Letting a fanny ripper go should be considered part of the fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening "

It happened once with a girl I was dating, long ago - because I have a weird sense of humour I tried to see if I could make different notes from the queefs...like a guffy accordion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hmmm... i defenetley need to make someone cumfart again it sounds sexy

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening

It happened once with a girl I was dating, long ago - because I have a weird sense of humour I tried to see if I could make different notes from the queefs...like a guffy accordion "

Haha crying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening

It happened once with a girl I was dating, long ago - because I have a weird sense of humour I tried to see if I could make different notes from the queefs...like a guffy accordion "

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

I was quite embarrassed when it first happened to me,the air that goes in has to come out and you can't control it, so I just giggle now when it does happen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening

It happened once with a girl I was dating, long ago - because I have a weird sense of humour I tried to see if I could make different notes from the queefs...like a guffy accordion "

And what was the end result?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening

It happened once with a girl I was dating, long ago - because I have a weird sense of humour I tried to see if I could make different notes from the queefs...like a guffy accordion

And what was the end result? "

She told me to stop it or she was going to ban me from her interior. Shame as I had a good rendition of duelling banjoes going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea it's normal

And quite funny to

I was laughing my socks off when it first happened ...couldnt carry on as kept happening

It happened once with a girl I was dating, long ago - because I have a weird sense of humour I tried to see if I could make different notes from the queefs...like a guffy accordion

And what was the end result?

She told me to stop it or she was going to ban me from her interior. Shame as I had a good rendition of duelling banjoes going "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well it was funny to me even tho ive not laughed as ive got respect for women,,, but she must off felt akward?

If you mean fanny farts - I do them all the time during sex! After all guys, if you keep pumping the air in - it's gonna come out again!

Used to embarrass me but it usually makes me giggle now! "

They crack me up every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be sure it was a fanny fart before continuing - I farted at the point of no return once, which I found hilarious. I'd say she didn't but there was nobody else nearby to enjoy the spectacle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'cumfart' really makes it seem way worse than it is, like others said it's simply caused by too much air and what goes in must come out lol

Can I request we stick with the term 'queef' or even bloody fanny fart sounds better than cumfart lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum fart or cunt fart?..if youve cum in her and carried on fucking and it happens i guess it can be a cum fart..but if you haven't cum yet then its a cunt fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum fart or cunt fart?..if youve cum in her and carried on fucking and it happens i guess it can be a cum fart..but if you haven't cum yet then its a cunt fart "

Could be ladies cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum fart or cunt fart?..if youve cum in her and carried on fucking and it happens i guess it can be a cum fart..but if you haven't cum yet then its a cunt fart

Could be ladies cum "

Absolutely...i stand corrected!

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Loved filling the ex's ass with cum , she would then squat and cumfart the spunk out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a vile word!

Tends to happen in the doggy position, and caused by those gentlemen who love to reverse right out of us (such teasers) and then go deep. It pushes air deep inside. It can cause tummy pain too, so best to just giggle about it as swop positions.

Btw... It’s a queef. It’s when the beautiful, sparkling unicorn that lives in our pussys gets vocal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex is meant to be fun. Letting a fanny ripper go should be considered part of the fun lol"

Fanny ripper made me laugh!! Haha

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