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By *oapysubmarine OP   Man
over a year ago

rotherham

Bought my special friend a big dildo with the suction cup and I am overly excited about watching her ride it problem is iv based all this excitement on the fact it's gonna stick to my laminate flooring . Has anyone tried this does it work ?? Not getting delivered till tomoz so can't check and I don't want to over fantasise and be let down . Anyone help me thanks

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Would have thought it would... Could always place something else with smooth surface on the floor if need be...

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By *oapysubmarine OP   Man
over a year ago

rotherham

Hope so I'm all excited

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If the flooring is smooth it should stick, if it has a wood grain texture, it won't.

Cal

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Obviously, you could just try it to see!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Take a toolkit as you don't want it pulling the flooring up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headboard??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Headboard??"

Forehead???

Cal

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Tiles in the shower..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done. "

Yeah like that's gonna work!!

Surely she'll end up looking like a floorbtile with a huge cock is fucking her when the tile doesn't stay on the floor

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done. "

Nice idea... but what holds the tile down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done.

Nice idea... but what holds the tile down?"

See my post above....

Absolutely nothing!

Fail written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done.

Yeah like that's gonna work!!

Surely she'll end up looking like a floorbtile with a huge cock is fucking her when the tile doesn't stay on the floor "

Good point well made. Fuck it, go with the forehead idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done.

Nice idea... but what holds the tile down?

See my post above....

Absolutely nothing!

Fail written all over it "

Actually, when I said it I was thinking one of those heavy marble 2'x2' jobbies, that'd do the trick. Surely everybody has a spare one of those in the shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done.

Nice idea... but what holds the tile down?

See my post above....

Absolutely nothing!

Fail written all over it

Actually, when I said it I was thinking one of those heavy marble 2'x2' jobbies, that'd do the trick. Surely everybody has a spare one of those in the shed. "

Take the dildo to the shed then and let her have her fun there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done. "

Lol I had a visual image of her wriggling around trying to get traction with the tile stuck dildo and basically ending up waddling around the room with a tile seemingly magically stuck to her vajajay as soon as you suggested that earlier lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing beats the trusty old ceramic pillar under a bathroom washbasin - and you can slip your legs back either side of it..!

Works for me.....

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Blue tack? Pritt Stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put an old floor tile or something smooth on the floor if it doesn't stick to the laminate, job done.

Yeah like that's gonna work!!

Surely she'll end up looking like a floorbtile with a huge cock is fucking her when the tile doesn't stay on the floor

Good point well made. Fuck it, go with the forehead idea "

That's settled then. General consensus... forehead! Enjoy and don't forget to upload the photos

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By *oapysubmarine OP   Man
over a year ago

rotherham

It stuck all too well and was a very enjoyable evening was big smiles all round thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so glad it worked for you, I had a vision of this going fantastically wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either way she's getting Wood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either way she's getting Wood!"

Hahahaha epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will work great on a painted door. Just saying

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By *oapysubmarine OP   Man
over a year ago

rotherham


"Will work great on a painted door. Just saying "
i had all the intentions of filling her ass with sum real stuff at the same time so wud have been a little awkward lol

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By *oapysubmarine OP   Man
over a year ago

rotherham

Was deff fantasising about a guy walking in and curbing her moans with a nice girthy length . Maybe next time

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