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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton

Hi all,

What would you do if during a meet and after all seemed ok, then play commenced a guy constantly vocalised every action ie became like a narrato in a nativity play lol....

Just throwing it out there for some generic feedback/advise etc

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Hate that !!!

You hear it in clubs a lot !!

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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton


"Hate that !!!

You hear it in clubs a lot !! "

This was off putting to say the least... lol

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Hate that !!!

You hear it in clubs a lot !!

This was off putting to say the least... lol"

It is....it's also very alpha male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like it either, very off putting

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi all,

What would you do if during a meet and after all seemed ok, then play commenced a guy constantly vocalised every action ie became like a narrato in a nativity play lol....

Just throwing it out there for some generic feedback/advise etc"

It would put me right off

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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton


"Hate that !!!

You hear it in clubs a lot !!

This was off putting to say the least... lol

It is....it's also very alpha male "

In truth, we never thought of it as an attempt to be Alpha Male, we like to stay away from that kinda role/people etc

Just want free play and no silly issues arising, it's about fun after all.

But, to get back on topic! What would you do in such a situation?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton


"Hi all,

What would you do if during a meet and after all seemed ok, then play commenced a guy constantly vocalised every action ie became like a narrato in a nativity play lol....

Just throwing it out there for some generic feedback/advise etc

It would put me right off "

Ditton. .. it did lol soooo awkward, but there's no way to know until play commences that a person will do that ... so it's very difficult to judge how best to deal with such a situation lol

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'd take the piss out of them. If they carried on, I'd be off

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Hate that !!!

You hear it in clubs a lot !!

This was off putting to say the least... lol

It is....it's also very alpha male

In truth, we never thought of it as an attempt to be Alpha Male, we like to stay away from that kinda role/people etc

Just want free play and no silly issues arising, it's about fun after all.

But, to get back on topic! What would you do in such a situation?"

It depends where the meet is....in a club you can always walk away. If it's mmf then I'd ask them to stop.

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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton


"I'd take the piss out of them. If they carried on, I'd be off "

We tried to be polite and ceased play, and excuse or two given lol... oops didn't know what else to do tbh!

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

We have had a couple of guys that ...well sounded like old old porn movie actors ...." come on baby shake those titties for me " ....and to boost his ego when one was wanking by the bed ....oh baby you like watching me play with my hard cock don't you don't you .......we tried not to laugh but as soon as he left the room he must have heard us

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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton


"We have had a couple of guys that ...well sounded like old old porn movie actors ...." come on baby shake those titties for me " ....and to boost his ego when one was wanking by the bed ....oh baby you like watching me play with my hard cock don't you don't you .......we tried not to laugh but as soon as he left the room he must have heard us "

OK so you guys certainly know the score.... it's bloody embarrassing though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would find it extremely funny and possibly offend Mr narrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife was alone with a new fella and he was laying on the porn talk which she found really off putting so I told her to approach him about it prior to their next meet which she did and everything went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he can do a passable Dermot O' Leary impression, then at least you can all have a good laugh before you tell him to F off..........

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By *oredShitlessxxx OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton


"My wife was alone with a new fella and he was laying on the porn talk which she found really off putting so I told her to approach him about it prior to their next meet which she did and everything went well"

OK cool approach.. however this was rather strange, not just porn talk but proper narrative ie "bet you like seeing another guy fuck your wife " rather than generic sex talk ie "your so wet" etc etc.... it was all an everything!

Just weireded us out. .. shame cos meets like this do affect the single guys on here... they get a hard time, but no bloody wonder lol

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

If it was in a 1940's style BBC broadcasting style, I am not sure whether it would be funny or off putting

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We were in a situation once where the lady of a couple wouldn't stop talking. We put it down to nerves and or reluctance so things went no further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just mimic him and see if he gets the hint!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I often think of that Paul Rudd/Jennifer Aniston film where they go to a hippy commune and he's trying to practice his smutty talk in the mirror: "I'm gonna put my dick right in your vagina. In your...vag. Yeah. I'm gonna put my dick in your vag. Oh christ. I can't do this."

Maybe it's a confidence boosting thing - it makes me giggle when I hear it. Done well, it can really add to it, especially when it's more orders or statements rather than simple narration. Done badly, it's effing hilarious and I will poke fun until they stop and either laugh with me or stomp off in a huff. I've had both reactions

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"My wife was alone with a new fella and he was laying on the porn talk which she found really off putting so I told her to approach him about it prior to their next meet which she did and everything went well

OK cool approach.. however this was rather strange, not just porn talk but proper narrative ie "bet you like seeing another guy fuck your wife " rather than generic sex talk ie "your so wet" etc etc.... it was all an everything!

Just weireded us out. .. shame cos meets like this do affect the single guys on here... they get a hard time, but no bloody wonder lol"

If he was saying things like "bet you like seeing another guy fuck your wife" it suggests to me he stupidly thinks the male is a cuckold.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Hate that !!!

You hear it in clubs a lot !!

This was off putting to say the least... lol

It is....it's also very alpha male "

We would say very FOS more like.

You hear the wannabe porn stars try outs in the clubs quite often, they are so staged and off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think of that Paul Rudd/Jennifer Aniston film where they go to a hippy commune and he's trying to practice his smutty talk in the mirror: "I'm gonna put my dick right in your vagina. In your...vag. Yeah. I'm gonna put my dick in your vag. Oh christ. I can't do this."

"

Hahahaha oh my God you're on about WanderLust!

Wanna see my "Erection Selection"

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

How about putting something in his mouth to stop him talking

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Tell him to shut the fuck up

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hi all,

What would you do if during a meet and after all seemed ok, then play commenced a guy constantly vocalised every action ie became like a narrato in a nativity play lol....

Just throwing it out there for some generic feedback/advise etc"

Repeat everything he says in a silly Donald Duck voice, he'll get the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaaat? They start narrating their own actions?

"And now I'm going kiss your lips as I tickle your lady garden..."

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would make an excuse and stop activities and leave. Life is too short to waste on people like that.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

As others have said, dirty sexy talk is good if done well but it is so easy to get it wrong and sound like a 70s porn movie.

However, for us, dirty talk is far better than silence!

We once met a couple. They were both hot. We had good fun first drinking at the bar. They told us they had to be quiet having sex at home because they had flat mates. We assumed that meant they were gonna let rip once we went upstairs to the hotel room.

Once the sex started they didn't make a noise. Not one single solitary noise! The whole thing was done in silence. I mean they were going for it. Fucking pretty hard with each other and us but...didn't utter a sound!

That was actually really really weird for us!

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