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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! I saw a thread recently about timewasters so I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread where people who ALWAYS turn up and meet can say hello.

This way we can add each other to our hot lists so we know nobody is mucking about.

Good idea?

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

There's one flaw in your plan, time wasters always say they will turn up, and never admit to being time wasters, so how are you going to tell the difference.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I cancelled a meet because I had a cold. Should I have gone and shared it with her?

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

I will always turn up. But then I would say that

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yup.. here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one flaw in your plan, time wasters always say they will turn up, and never admit to being time wasters, so how are you going to tell the difference.

Do people tell fibs then? Thats terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

through hail sleet and snow,

I'm a genuine swinger you will know,

I'll always turn up wherever you be,

Sorry I'm late I had to pee,

Thanks for the fanny shots you sent me on kik,

I never intended to meet cos I'm a wanking prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"through hail sleet and snow,

I'm a genuine swinger you will know,

I'll always turn up wherever you be,

Sorry I'm late I had to pee,

Thanks for the fanny shots you sent me on kik,

I never intended to meet cos I'm a wanking prick."

Thats klass

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"through hail sleet and snow,

I'm a genuine swinger you will know,

I'll always turn up wherever you be,

Sorry I'm late I had to pee,

Thanks for the fanny shots you sent me on kik,

I never intended to meet cos I'm a wanking prick."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"through hail sleet and snow,

I'm a genuine swinger you will know,

I'll always turn up wherever you be,

Sorry I'm late I had to pee,

Thanks for the fanny shots you sent me on kik,

I never intended to meet cos I'm a wanking prick."

Haha that's ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not time wasters but often don't have time for what messengers propose. We don't pretend otherwise.

We know what we like and are happy to be surprised in proposition.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm genuine...and if men read my profile before sending messages they would not call me a timewaster!

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By *az1Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Genuine over here too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're not time wasters but often don't have time for what messengers propose. We don't pretend otherwise.

We know what we like and are happy to be surprised in proposition. "

That's fair enough though. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't say you'd meet and then not turn up or go quiet after trying to arrange a meet! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm genuine...and if men read my profile before sending messages they would not call me a timewaster! "

To me timewasting is arranging a meet or saying you'd like to meet...and then nothing happening.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm genuine...and if men read my profile before sending messages they would not call me a timewaster! "

Men read profiles!

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm genuine...and if men read my profile before sending messages they would not call me a timewaster!

To me timewasting is arranging a meet or saying you'd like to meet...and then nothing happening."

Nope I've been called a time waster after having a chat copy and pasting half my profile in the messages and saying I don't currently meet outside of clubs... "your a time waster" then I was blocked..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm genuine...and if men read my profile before sending messages they would not call me a timewaster!

To me timewasting is arranging a meet or saying you'd like to meet...and then nothing happening.

You're not a time waster then in my opinion.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of the genuine especially male get tagged with a bad name due to the amount of cheaters etc on here looking for a quick shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't waste time, I procrastinate xx

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

If I say, I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"through hail sleet and snow,

I'm a genuine swinger you will know,

I'll always turn up wherever you be,

Sorry I'm late I had to pee,

Thanks for the fanny shots you sent me on kik,

I never intended to meet cos I'm a wanking prick."

This had me in stitches...brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't waste time, I procrastinate xx"

^ blimey, love that post! ^

Interesting, this has made me think because it could be:

Complicated, but not impossible.

Would need a tablespoon of patience and a pinch of persistence.

Just a posh way of saying piss taker, but deffo not a time waster haha

Procrastinate...

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Never failed yet to turn up to an arranged meet but then again I've only been meeting in clubs lately as it saves all the kerfuffle.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't waste time, I procrastinate xx

^ blimey, love that post! ^

Interesting, this has made me think because it could be:

Complicated, but not impossible.

Would need a tablespoon of patience and a pinch of persistence.

Just a posh way of saying piss taker, but deffo not a time waster haha

Procrastinate...

Getting brave aren't we?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a timewaster, I never arrange a meet, but say that in my profile. So no time gets wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting brave aren't we?!"

Nah...

Well actually I used to be headless, but grew facial hair so I guess that is brave!

I still refuse to hang up my suit though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Getting brave aren't we?!

Nah...

Well actually I used to be headless, but grew facial hair so I guess that is brave!

I still refuse to hang up my suit though

Careful it will be a nose next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting brave aren't we?!

Nah...

Well actually I used to be headless, but grew facial hair so I guess that is brave!

I still refuse to hang up my suit though

Careful it will be a nose next!"

It could be... or prehaps that is way too forward. I like to take things slow so I may be brave enough to undo one more shirt button in about a years time

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Getting brave aren't we?!

Nah...

Well actually I used to be headless, but grew facial hair so I guess that is brave!

I still refuse to hang up my suit though

Careful it will be a nose next!

It could be... or prehaps that is way too forward. I like to take things slow so I may be brave enough to undo one more shirt button in about a years time

No no wrong way Adam,upwards is alway's better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no wrong way Adam,upwards is alway's better."

You do realise this thread is for genuine swingers.

Stop mucking about please.

Have you added me to your hot list yet!?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No no wrong way Adam,upwards is alway's better.

You do realise this thread is for genuine swingers.

Stop mucking about please.

Have you added me to your hot list yet!?

I've added your pocket handkerchief yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no wrong way Adam,upwards is alway's better.

You do realise this thread is for genuine swingers.

Stop mucking about please.

Have you added me to your hot list yet!?

I've added your pocket handkerchief yes."

Appreciate it.

I have added your sunglasses.

Now we are established as genuine swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello! I saw a thread recently about timewasters so I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread where people who ALWAYS turn up and meet can say hello.

This way we can add each other to our hot lists so we know nobody is mucking about.

Good idea?"

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'll give it a go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very funny thread

I will refer to it when i next need a shag

Cos i know none of the people on it will ever let me down

Hahaha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No no wrong way Adam,upwards is alway's better.

You do realise this thread is for genuine swingers.

Stop mucking about please.

Have you added me to your hot list yet!?

I've added your pocket handkerchief yes.

Appreciate it.

I have added your sunglasses.

Now we are established as genuine swingers

Well that was easy wasn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a genuine waster of time... I love wasting the stuff as in quantum terms it doesn't exist. The only time is now, everything exists simultaneously and energy is never wasted but always gets transmuted into other firms of energy, therefore it's impossible to waste time = case closed

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Genuine? Interesting human trait...

A smart buddy said "let the one among you who is whithout sin, be the first to cast a stone"

Are you really genuine...?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

But only couples are genuine swingers, right OP?

(Swiftly leaves the thread to go and hide)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine? Interesting human trait...

A smart buddy said "let the one among you who is whithout sin, be the first to cast a stone"

Are you really genuine...?"

Your mate's God isn't he?!... Or Jesus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But only couples are genuine swingers right OP?

(Swiftly leaves the thread to go and hide) "

Are you telling me that all that sex I've had with couples, single men, single women and those two guys who were best friends does not a swinger maketh of me but doth make me a slut if the sluttiest degree?!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am genuine in that I'm here to meet the RIGHT people, just because someone messages me, doesn't mean I will automatically meet them.

If they're forum users, I'm even less inclined to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine couple who enjoy swinging. always turn up when we say we will. say hello if we interest anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smart buddy said "let the one among you who is whithout sin, be the first to cast a stone""

Does your friend often incite violence and try to lure nice people into committing debased acts of wanton nastiness so that they might join the criminal caste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To me timewasting is arranging a meet or saying you'd like to meet...and then nothing happening."

We'd be happy to meet a load of people on here but if they're unwilling do any of the leg work, arranging a time and a place, we're also happy not to bother. It takes two to tango and we're currently not interested in doing everything so all they have to do is turn up (if they feel like it). We did that for most of the last year of swinging and are tired of the one way street. Does that make us timewasters?

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

This has to be the most pointless thread ever. It's equivalent to saying"many of us are afraid we will be robbed or killed if we meet random strangers. To avoid this can all people who are not murderers or robbers post in this thread"

It's a one for the Viz top tips.

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