FabSwingers.com forum: Innuendo tennis anyone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love the play on words that can seem very innocent or very dirty, I like to think it adds a bit of class to the whole flirting game. Who agrees? And let's see if we can get these balls rolling

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds

Doubles or singles?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Good idea, not sure about playing but I wouldn't mind scoring with the OP

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Great profile Cherry hope you're enjoying exploring on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's certainly a fly opener on here

I mean an eye opener ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always more fun with double the cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you have been practising your forehand stroke with new balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My stroke technique is pretty good however my serving needs more practice

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It's quite crowded in this thread, you'll have to squeeze us in two abreast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like an ideal opportunity to get involved in some mixed doubles.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Are we due a break soon? The OP has volunteered to fetch our sandwiches. My favourite treat is cheese with home made chutney, but I wouldn't object when she palms me off with relish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure we will have worked up a huge appetite so I will devour anything the OP offers me.

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My stroke technique is pretty good however my serving needs more practice "

I'm always happy to receive if you're serving and you can never have enough of practicing your stroke.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm not very good at tennis but I used to like playing snooker. Unfortunately the equipment is a bit worn but the OP was very happy to help and smiled when she got felt on the table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's for a couple of jugs of pimms? It's sure hotting up on this court so I may have to retire to the showers for a cool down........ Oh dear I think I've just dropped the soap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was certainly a cue to pot some more holes then I'm sure

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"There was certainly a cue to pot some more holes then I'm sure "

It's whether to go for the pink or brown...?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Who's for a couple of jugs of pimms? It's sure hotting up on this court so I may have to retire to the showers for a cool down........ Oh dear I think I've just dropped the soap "

A couple of jugs are always a sight to behold!

Also sounds you need some work on your grip...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or someone to hold it for me

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Or someone to hold it for me"

I would offer but my hands would be full with the jugs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked the look of this thread so thought I'd pop myself in for a while and enjoy it

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

New balls please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always room for new balls but which side are you batting on?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Tickets to watch tennis are so expensive, but I'm sure if you butter me up properly you could get me to splash out

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I've just found an old wooden tennis racket that needs restoring, I'm looking for a friendly lady to help with the polishing while I scrape the varnish and wax off next to her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm more of a buff and polish kind of girl that enjoys making things look pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strawberries and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more of a buff and polish kind of girl that enjoys making things look pretty "

That spit shining with a firm hold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's innuendo you want; listen to I'm sorry I haven't a clue and their score girl.

Samantha tells me she has to nip out now as she's been invited to an exclusive club to meet a group of aristocrats. She's very excited to see where all the big knobs hang out. She says at such a posh function she and the other girls will probably end up trying to speak with plums in their mouths.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Let's hope no one double faults or let's hope the balls are in

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