FabSwingers.com forum: Anal First or last

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wud you start with anal and finish with vaginal or the other way round

If you are starting with anal then would you change condom before vaginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

damn thats where im going wrong lmao.

what a way to go

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

never in my world!!!! its lady garden all the time lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

I think you mean throw her down spit on her arse, throw it up, spunk up her and then get her to suck you clean.

Oh, sorry, you were joking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

I think you mean throw her down spit on her arse, throw it up, spunk up her and then get her to suck you clean.

Oh, sorry, you were joking?

I was???

Never spit... why be so kind lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

I think you mean throw her down spit on her arse, throw it up, spunk up her and then get her to suck you clean.

Oh, sorry, you were joking?

I was???

Never spit... why be so kind lol....

Takes notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe people ask .......

I wish I wasn't so serious but.....

YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR COCK IN THE NURSERY ONCE IT'S BEEN IN THE SEWERS.

The rest of em are LYING to you .... nasty little things xx Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are right about it needs to be clean first and thats what mouths are for so it has to be arse mouth pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you are right about it needs to be clean first and thats what mouths are for so it has to be arse mouth pussy"

I would say it actually needs to be

Mouth arse mouth pussy arse mouth pussy pussy arse arse arse mouth curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not start with anal and finish with anal - with nothing else in between?

Or am I just being a dirty bitch again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats dirty about it? Nothing, only the curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you are right about it needs to be clean first and thats what mouths are for so it has to be arse mouth pussy"

i believe a lady should have a say in where you park your dick, then you totally ignore it, and use any hole that is open, then when she screams fill that one as well. Curtains, whats those, use the ripped of panties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

throw her down , she should already be on her knees when you cum into the room,

condoms are for stopping mechanics getting dirty hands on your gearstick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the OP serious ffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the OP serious ffs?

Might be..... the rest of em are inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

a condoms the bag u put over her head

cause she was a minger pmsl

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe people ask .......

I wish I wasn't so serious but.....

YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR COCK IN THE NURSERY ONCE IT'S BEEN IN THE SEWERS.

The rest of em are LYING to you .... nasty little things xx Gran xx "

Your far too fussy Gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wud you start with anal and finish with vaginal or the other way round

If you are starting with anal then would you change condom before vaginal"

Do you seriously have to ask?

You are here to "meet" women aren't you?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

whatever, wherever...a fresh condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhh Throw her down... do her up the chuff... wipe it on her curtains and leave...

Whats a condom???

a condoms the bag u put over her head

cause she was a minger pmsl

xxx"

Always be dirty with a double bagger stump.

Thats a woman that is so bad you have to wear a bag incase hers comes off and in the morning you would rather chew your own arm off than wake it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should make multi layer condom's with tear off's (bit like motor race visors

) In one entrance, pull out tear off in next entrance and so on all in one seamless manoevre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should make multi layer condom's with tear off's (bit like motor race visors

) In one entrance, pull out tear off in next entrance and so on all in one seamless manoevre

They can only just make ones that stay on lol so theses bob hope there x

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"wud you start with anal and finish with vaginal or the other way round

If you are starting with anal then would you change condom before vaginal"

If you didn't you would be a fool. The anus of full of germs and bacteria that is harmfull for the pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wud you start with anal and finish with vaginal or the other way round

If you are starting with anal then would you change condom before vaginal

If you didn't you would be a fool. The anus of full of germs and bacteria that is harmfull for the pussy. "

u talking about me.

my only comment on it all is YUM

no harm with a bit of spit, or a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should make multi layer condom's with tear off's (bit like motor race visors

) In one entrance, pull out tear off in next entrance and so on all in one seamless manoevre

This is a ludicrous idea. You haven't checked the market carefully enough. The average male here barely has need of one condom let alone a perforated roll of them. This will certainly lose money and for that reason and that reason alone ..... I'M OUT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wud you start with anal and finish with vaginal or the other way round

If you are starting with anal then would you change condom before vaginal

If you didn't you would be a fool. The anus of full of germs and bacteria that is harmfull for the pussy. "

I adore you Dr. Tiggles xx spoken like a true pussy lover x

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By *ice and easyMan
over a year ago

The back of beyond

It would have to be start with oral then vaginal for me. The old fella should be nice and moist by then!!Like to use the pinky to warm her up ,then for the big A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would have to be start with oral then vaginal for me. The old fella should be nice and moist by then!!Like to use the pinky to warm her up ,then for the big A"

its so refreshing to see the art of romance still exists...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn't you would be a fool. The anus of full of germs and bacteria that is harmfull for the pussy. "

Was there any risk of cock rot mentioned

If not..... whats yer point again ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

both...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"both..."

?? you can fuck both at the same time

woo hoo thats some party trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Ha, made me chuckle. Great old thread find kinky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't do anal straight away its that naughty taboo for special people.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

!? This thread is over a year old!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I wouldn't do anal straight away its that naughty taboo for special people."

Motion seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha, made me chuckle. Great old thread find kinky x"

Why thank you

it made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!? This thread is over a year old!"

Well spotted Einstein

They lurk in the background an come out to give us a titter sometimes

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