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By *ed wine OP   Man
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Why do you deserve someone else's attraction to meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wouldn't presume to believe that we "deserve " anyone's attention. If people take a s_ine to our profile and ultimately to us then all well and good if they don't, they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was gonna be an opportunity to get myself listed on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sell myself? I can't give myself away."

Me neither. I even offered cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!"

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Storm by name Storm by nature x Storm x

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds


"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!"

But what kind of cake? The type will be the deal breaker!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will."

Might have offered a blow job at well

What has the world come to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will.

Might have offered a blow job at well

What has the world come to? "

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will.

Might have offered a blow job at well

What has the world come to?

Desperate times call for desperate measures"

Maybe it was the wrong cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, someone mentioned cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will.

Might have offered a blow job at well

What has the world come to?

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Maybe it was the wrong cake?"

Possibly, you know how fussy people are

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I thought this was gonna be an opportunity to get myself listed on eBay "

Are you a buy it now listing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will.

Might have offered a blow job at well

What has the world come to?

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Maybe it was the wrong cake?

Possibly, you know how fussy people are"

I give up

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought this was gonna be an opportunity to get myself listed on eBay "

Well worn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell myself? I can't give myself away.

Me neither. I even offered cake!

If cake doesn't work I don't know what will.

Might have offered a blow job at well

What has the world come to?

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Maybe it was the wrong cake?

Possibly, you know how fussy people are

I give up "

A shame.... I would have taken you up on the offer.... especially with the cake (as long as it's moist and lemon drizzle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was gonna be an opportunity to get myself listed on eBay

Well worn?"

Soiled goods I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to sell myself... that's apparently what the profile is supposed to be for... I prefer to chat and see if we have any chemistry...

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Our profile ' sells ' us , and we do ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hotel room...?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought this was gonna be an opportunity to get myself listed on eBay

Well worn?

Soiled goods I'm afraid "

You told me you were toilet trained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you deserve someone else's attraction to meet you? "

I don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is why do they deserve my attention. It's genuinely hard trying to prioritise.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Not sure even offering cake the beach and a perfect sunset would work in my case.

Anyway I'm not for sale....

But if you want to borrow me for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm f*king amazing. Suck up the sea and chuck it over your shoulder. Sell your grandma. Because I'm THE SHONG! I'm so amazing my cock hits the moon, all compasses point to me, and one touch of my ass will bring you tremendous good fortune.

How did I do? I sense I may have overshot a tad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was gonna be an opportunity to get myself listed on eBay "

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'm f*king amazing. Suck up the sea and chuck it over your shoulder. Sell your grandma. Because I'm THE SHONG! I'm so amazing my cock hits the moon, all compasses point to me, and one touch of my ass will bring you tremendous good fortune.

How did I do? I sense I may have overshot a tad "

Fancy a meet

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I'll sell myself £20 anyone interested hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm f*king amazing. Suck up the sea and chuck it over your shoulder. Sell your grandma. Because I'm THE SHONG! I'm so amazing my cock hits the moon, all compasses point to me, and one touch of my ass will bring you tremendous good fortune.

How did I do? I sense I may have overshot a tad

Fancy a meet "

Sorry can't do... I've got an insecurity complex

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'm f*king amazing. Suck up the sea and chuck it over your shoulder. Sell your grandma. Because I'm THE SHONG! I'm so amazing my cock hits the moon, all compasses point to me, and one touch of my ass will bring you tremendous good fortune.

How did I do? I sense I may have overshot a tad

Fancy a meet

Sorry can't do... I've got an insecurity complex "

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