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 . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?  | |||
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"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy? "Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same. | |||
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"Who said romance is dead  "Romance is when a husband spoons his wife and says "now how many guys did you fuck on that trip, you nasty slut?" - shows he really cares | |||
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"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?
Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same. "Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door. | |||
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"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?
Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.
Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door. "But i can start groping her while she turns and locks it, right? | |||
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"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?
Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.
Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door.
But i can start groping her while she turns and locks it, right? "I don't see why not, just make sure she's put her handbag down. | |||
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"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?
Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.
Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door.
But i can start groping her while she turns and locks it, right? "While she shuts the front door you go in through the back door | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert " I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.  | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke. "Yes misogyny is a joke | |||
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"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...! "Phew for the OP , I checked and you're not his wife. | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke "In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "You find it funny? Seriously? | |||
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"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go. Just thought you might like to know. " Don't blame you she's hot... | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "I'm ROFL ha ha ha. | |||
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"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...!
Phew for the OP , I checked and you're not his wife." nicely done | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "Yeah, it's awful when the genders get along and people actually have happy marriages. | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
Him"Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol. | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
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Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol. "She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood. | |||
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"Who said romance is dead "He did lol | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
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Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol. "For his sake yes, id agree, lol. | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
Him
Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.
She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood. "Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...? | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
Him
Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.
She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.
Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...? "I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home... | |||
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"Who said romance is dead
Romance is when a husband spoons his wife and says "now how many guys did you fuck on that trip, you nasty slut?" - shows he really cares"Yes that is what you want to be asking I wonder how many it was if you was letting your wife play while she was away | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
Him
Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.
She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.
Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?
I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home... "Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..! | |||
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"Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..! " Evil  | |||
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"Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..! Evil "Let's just say that if she doesn't get out the airport quickly then you may see on the news that there were arrests at heathrow for voyeurism | |||
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"Sounds like she's in for the best 11 seconds of her life! " 22, i can manage 2 sessions when I'm horny | |||
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"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go. Just thought you might like to know. " Category 9 level of urgency here! | |||
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"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go. Just thought you might like to know. Category 9 level of urgency here!" Yup my dick is starting to get turned on at the sight of gloves | |||
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"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go. Just thought you might like to know. Category 9 level of urgency here! Yup my dick is starting to get turned on at the sight of gloves" oven gloves? Rubber gloves? Mitten type gloves? | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
You find it funny? Seriously?"Mildly amusing, yes. | |||
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"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go. Just thought you might like to know. Category 9 level of urgency here! Yup my dick is starting to get turned on at the sight of gloves oven gloves? Rubber gloves? Mitten type gloves?" Any hand shaped object really, it's forgotten what a pussy feels like | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
You find it funny? Seriously?
Mildly amusing, yes.
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
You find it funny? Seriously?"afraid I do too. | |||
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"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?
Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.
Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door. "He might be going in the back door  | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
You find it funny? Seriously?
Mildly amusing, yes.
I'll take that "You're going to have to take it where you can get it if that flight's delayed | |||
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"Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines... " Omg that's so misogynistic !!! | |||
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"Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines... Omg that's so misogynistic !!! "I'd better publish an apology in the guardian | |||
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"Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines... Omg that's so misogynistic !!!
I'd better publish an apology in the guardian"Would have been a different story had you been a woman ~ you'd been a super nawty little minx ... | |||
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"Is she home yet? I'm on the edge of my chuffing seat here OP!! "No, there's an enormous.... queue at the border | |||
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"Is she home yet? I'm on the edge of my chuffing seat here OP!!
No, there's an enormous.... queue at the border"Oh no.... | |||
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"Oooo the foundations are gonna be rocking tonight "Batten down the hatches OP..... | |||
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"I bet she had a play or two while she was away "Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it | |||
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"I bet she had a play or two while she was away
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it "Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her | |||
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"I bet she had a play or two while she was away
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it
Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her"What ever turns you on lol. | |||
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"I bet she had a play or two while she was away
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it
Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her"I hope you get a few good story's about her fucking over people the more people the better I would say | |||
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"I bet she had a play or two while she was away
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it
Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her
I hope you get a few good story's about her fucking over people the more people the better I would say "Maybe she's had that much that she just wants a mug of Yorkshire tea and bed lol. | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
Him
Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.
She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.
Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?
I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home...
Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..! "We stood for half an hour at the wrong bloody one.... | |||
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"I make a proclamation that your love making will be WONDERFULL Yaaaaaassssss the seven deities will smile down upon you " We will make masturbation OBSOLETE | |||
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"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...!
Phew for the OP , I checked and you're not his wife." | |||
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"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off? Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn #ceilingwatchalert I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.
Yes misogyny is a joke
In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.
Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP
Him
Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.
She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.
Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?
I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home... "If you'd picked her up you could have banged her over the car bonnet by now. | |||
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"Once you've given her a jolly good bonking I hope she says "mr brokenbrilliance........I knew you'd cum"" " wow, can't believe i didn't think of that one. Impressive | |||
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"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. " Laboratories! Good god man what have you got in mind? | |||
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" During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first " What's in the labs ? Are you Dr Jekyll or Walter White ? | |||
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"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. " Fuck me, this is an epic countdown, think I'd be having a cuppa & a Jaffa Cake by now. | |||
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"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. Laboratories! Good god man what have you got in mind?" Oops - when autocorrect goes sinister!!! | |||
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"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. Fuck me, this is an epic countdown, think I'd be having a cuppa & a Jaffa Cake by now." It's been three weeks in the making! Think how my balls are feeling. On a side note, when a man ejaculates into the vagina, the sleep enducing effect of the orgasm is 4x stronger than that of masturbation. | |||
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"I bet she had a play or two while she was away
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it
Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her
I hope you get a few good story's about her fucking over people the more people the better I would say
Maybe she's had that much that she just wants a mug of Yorkshire tea and bed lol. "Just what I was thinking! Make her a cuppa first- how long has the poor lass been travelling? I'd make you wait | |||
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"Anyone want to guess the number of orgasms she'll have? A normal session would be 3-4. Our record is 10. " I think it may depend on how many orgasms she may of had while been away | |||
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"Anyone want to guess the number of orgasms she'll have? A normal session would be 3-4. Our record is 10. I think it may depend on how many orgasms she may of had while been away " Hence the complexity of the challenge | |||
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"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. Fuck me, this is an epic countdown, think I'd be having a cuppa & a Jaffa Cake by now. It's been three weeks in the making! Think how my balls are feeling. On a side note, when a man ejaculates into the vagina, the sleep enducing effect of the orgasm is 4x stronger than that of masturbation. " Interesting, I haven't been sleeping too well or late, I'd better get me some man ejaculation... | |||
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"I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes. "Waiting at the train station for her now. 10 minutes drive home. So should be balls deep in about 13 minutes. | |||
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"I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes.
Waiting at the train station for her now. 10 minutes drive home. So should be balls deep in about 13 minutes. "13 more like 9 | |||
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"I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes.
Waiting at the train station for her now. 10 minutes drive home. So should be balls deep in about 13 minutes. "
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"8 orgasms, did anyone have 8? " How many dirty story's did you get then | |||
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"8 orgasms, did anyone have 8? How many dirty story's did you get then "None 
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did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
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"This thread gives me marriage goals. " You seem to have the makings of a hotwife | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
"Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else. Round 2 will start shortly after lunch... | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.
Round 2 will start shortly after lunch... "Oh are you talking about me?
I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that. | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.
Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...
Oh are you talking about me?
I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that. "When you're using that word to describe a husband and wife having sex in a very happy marriage then you have no idea what you are talking about. Go find someone else to bore with your identity politics bullshit. | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.
Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...
Oh are you talking about me?
I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.
When you're using that word to describe a husband and wife having sex in a very happy marriage then you have no idea what you are talking about. Go find someone else to bore with your identity politics bullshit. "What a lovely idea. | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.
Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...
Oh are you talking about me?
I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that. "You're entitled to your opinion and to express it on the forum. I completely agree that misogyny sadly is alive and well across all cultures. I still don't think the op was expressing misogynistic views. I became uncomfortable and withdrew when it became a little more personal and the lady herself wasn't contributing but I still don't think that was misogyny. | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.
Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...
Oh are you talking about me?
I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.
You're entitled to your opinion and to express it on the forum. I completely agree that misogyny sadly is alive and well across all cultures. I still don't think the op was expressing misogynistic views. I became uncomfortable and withdrew when it became a little more personal and the lady herself wasn't contributing but I still don't think that was misogyny."Thank you and I respect that. | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. " I respect my wife every day by being a loving husband and working on a successful marriage, something which 43% of married people fail at. Talk is cheap. | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. " I saw it as a joke. Like when Nicole Scherzinger said to Lewis Hamilton when he won a race "you're so going to get it later". They have a swinging relationship that (I assume) they're both comfortable discussing certain aspects of in the relatively public arena of the fora. In my opinion that's different to a single guy or woman saying it about a casual meet. Of course it's entirely possible that the lady in question has no idea she's been discussed like this in which case I take it all back. | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. " If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. | |||
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"Very funny OP did make my smile.
What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.
It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.
Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.
Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...
Oh are you talking about me?
I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.
When you're using that word to describe a husband and wife having sex in a very happy marriage then you have no idea what you are talking about. Go find someone else to bore with your identity politics bullshit.
What a lovely idea. "like no one. | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. " Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex... | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex... " Plus it's Sunday. Tut! Hope you are having filthy sex. I for one am mildly envious. | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex... Plus it's Sunday. Tut! Hope you are having filthy sex. I for one am mildly envious. " | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex... Plus it's Sunday. Tut! Hope you are having filthy sex. I for one am mildly envious. "Round 2 is about to start so if you'll all excuse us... | |||
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"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff" Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that.... | |||
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"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that.... " No but they are married so I guess she might of heard it before, but then again she might be a battered woman | |||
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"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that.... No but they are married so I guess she might of heard it before, but then again she might be a battered woman "She doesn't sound like a battered woman to me honey. Think you're distracting a bit with those thoughts | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. " Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. | |||
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"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that.... No but they are married so I guess she might of heard it before, but then again she might be a battered woman
She doesn't sound like a battered woman to me honey. Think you're distracting a bit with those thoughts "I'm sure I'm not your honey though that could be nice.  These are a married couple whatever you think is offensive or this or that obviously doesn't bother her. Hence why they are married and not you and him are married. She probably finds what you find offensive, amusing, possibly  I know I didn't but it wasn't aimed at me had you said you were going to make my cock explode I would be very happy and not offended | |||
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"Actually sounds kinda hot "
I'd love some of that kinda lurving right now.
*weeps quietly into her microwave meal for one. From Aldi* | |||
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I'd love some of that kinda lurving right now.
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. " This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. " Flattered too! | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too!" She has access but isn't interested in the forums, partially because of people that lack a sense of humour. Some photos from round 2 are pending, hope you like bush... | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too!" There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother" I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too! She has access but isn't interested in the forums, partially because of people that lack a sense of humour. Some photos from round 2 are pending, hope you like bush... " Hope you guys are having a blast | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too! She has access but isn't interested in the forums, partially because of people that lack a sense of humour. Some photos from round 2 are pending, hope you like bush... Hope you guys are having a blast "Sounds like they are Princess.... | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! " That would seem to be how you would feel if you were broken brilliances wife, or would you enjoy it? | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! That would seem to be how you would feel if you were broken brilliances wife, or would you enjoy it? " Thing is 'honey' I'm not broken brilliances wife, as you note he already has a wife..... | |||
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"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting? I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. This 100% The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! That would seem to be how you would feel if you were broken brilliances wife, or would you enjoy it? Thing is 'honey' I'm not broken brilliances wife, as you note he already has a wife....." Ok..... | |||
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