FabSwingers.com forum: How hards it on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read your profile it's amazing that the "birds" aren't flocking to you......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

But you've got a nearly 10inch cock!

It begs the question "how hard can it be?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Not difficult at all,in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scientists have reported a magnetic shifting of the poles caused by the stampede of high heels heading up the M74

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By *inkynudeMan
over a year ago

London

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

I wouldn't mind a night of passion with a nun...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ded annoying but, even more annoying when you find a wee hottie n they don't accept messages from people your age range heavy heartbreaking. Am just pure moaning faced today

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ded annoying but, even more annoying when you find a wee hottie n they don't accept messages from people your age range heavy heartbreaking. Am just pure moaning faced today

Whit kin ye dae aboot it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you haven't even tried fucking a nun, you little fibber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very hard on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's because all those nuns are sluts.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That's because all those nuns are sluts. "
they have dirty habits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"That's because all those nuns are sluts. they have dirty habits. "

Its their cross to bear

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

That would work

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Please tell me someone has tineyed those photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma. "

That took me three times reading to understand.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That took me three times reading to understand.

It's scortish, hen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,"

No they're not

They're American

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

No they're not

They're American

Who told you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

No they're not

They're American

Want to take my yank virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

No they're not

They're American

Who told you?!

Trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How tidys Trumps wife but

a wid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

No they're not

They're American

Want to take my yank virginity

I so would have, but being called a yank dries up my vag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Is it? Have to ask what you are doing wrong then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

No they're not

They're American

Want to take my yank virginity

I so would have, but being called a yank dries up my vag.

your loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Have you ever met a nun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Have you ever met a nun?

Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Have you ever met a nun?

Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp"

You need a short sharp shock love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Have you ever met a nun?

Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp

You need a short sharp shock love."

You offering ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Have you ever met a nun?

Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp

You need a short sharp shock love.

You offering ?"

Tempting, oh so tempting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice shock, tazer to the baws cause im kinky like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me someone has tineyed those photos. "

Yep ...looking all legit x

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x"

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thread today , there are some sharp people on here . I salute you x

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day"

Would love more scottish in me lol x

Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day

Would love more scottish in me lol x

Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x"

Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day

Would love more scottish in me lol x

Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x

Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in"

True maybe you just need a little more patience something will come along sometimes unexpectedly you never know x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aye see how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That took me three times reading to understand.

Cause your English doll,

No they're not

They're American

Want to take my yank virginity

I so would have, but being called a yank dries up my vag.

your loss

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"I bet you haven't even tried fucking a nun, you little fibber. "

No but like me he is fucking good at getting nun.

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By *easonedTeaseWoman
over a year ago

RH10 4

This thread has properly made me giggle! Well done lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your easily amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

With a ratio of probably about 100 men to every woman who's not part of a couple, you are probably correct in that analysis.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day

Would love more scottish in me lol x

Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x

Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in"

The ones that are well verified will have met, therefore are likely to intend to meet again. The ones with no inention of meeting probably are men pretending to be women.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?"

Same thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day

Would love more scottish in me lol x

Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x

Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in

The ones that are well verified will have met, therefore are likely to intend to meet again. The ones with no inention of meeting probably are men pretending to be women.

Mrs"

Aye probably will just stick to well verified ones now saves wasting my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez (shakes head in disbelief)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?

Same thing "

No it's not. Swinging can involve casual sex, but casual sex is not always swinging.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?

Same thing

No it's not. Swinging can involve casual sex, but casual sex is not always swinging.

Mrs"

As she says, swinging is a lifestyle choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A just love screwing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A just love screwing

You could try an escort site if that's all you need. Probably more attractive women too. At least you won't be competing with hundreds of men for one woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Naw no my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naw no my thing"

Well I think you've just answered your own question.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Dont go wae hookers. Im Glaswegian im too miserable to pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Dont go wae hookers. Im Glaswegian im too miserable to pay for it

Understand why a lot men wouldn't want a hooker, as the attraction would not be mutual, and too many that is an important factor. But I don't think it's realistic to get sex without putting your hand in your pocket at all. Clubs, drinks, travel all cost money. You'd be hard pressed to find a woman who will just turn up and fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno mate...bragging about your cock size as "can you handle it?"...its implications are you will do nothing to please apart from shag them..everything on your profile is a bit me me me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP

That will cost money. I got the impression he was looking for a cheaper alternative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP

That will cost money. I got the impression he was looking for a cheaper alternative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A was being sarcastic fs ive plenty £ own flat own motor ain teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Dont go wae hookers. Im Glaswegian im too miserable to pay for it

What you on about hen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP

That will cost money. I got the impression he was looking for a cheaper alternative

Oh, right

He could just order water and chat up chicks. That shouldn't cost too much. Depends how good his game is, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This"

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £

You doth protest too much, my good sir.

Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A was being sarcastic fs ive plenty £ own flat own motor ain teeth

Very sorry. Misunderstood you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £

You doth protest too much, my good sir.

Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.

Nae wonder though and I drink Bucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A was being sarcastic fs ive plenty £ own flat own motor ain teeth

Very sorry. Misunderstood you. "

Aye nae bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no "

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill."

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy and sell the lot

Buy...and sell....the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £

You doth protest too much, my good sir.

Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.

Nae wonder though and I drink Bucky

I don't know what Bucky is, so I looked it up. I found a meme that said "Go drink some Bucky and have a good fucky." Seems you're doing half of it right

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Bird?......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I just wandered into Trainspotting 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor lad has no chance, leave the Buckfast alone it's clouding your vision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £

You doth protest too much, my good sir.

Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.

Nae wonder though and I drink Bucky

I don't know what Bucky is, so I looked it up. I found a meme that said "Go drink some Bucky and have a good fucky." Seems you're doing half of it right

Buckfast Makes u fuck fast.., and whitey

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ded annoying but, even more annoying when you find a wee hottie n they don't accept messages from people your age range heavy heartbreaking. Am just pure moaning faced today

Whit kin ye dae aboot it? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor lad has no chance, leave the Buckfast alone it's clouding your vision."

Ssshhhh he will buy and sell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I just wandered into Trainspotting 3?"

Worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy n sell the lot of you's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but"

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

It's not really difficult!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie."

Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Lot of the birds on here make it very hard....

Luckly some softening does happen and it's so much fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.

Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks "

ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

Ye feeling my

Pain bud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.

Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks

ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!"

Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad bhoy..more like Bearsdenbhoy full of the glasgae banterrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.

Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks

ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!

Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs"

What does fs mean?

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over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.

Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks

ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!

Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs

What does fs mean?"

poundland is too dear for tramps

its all banter

plus he likes scottish football...says that much in itself...

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over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!

This

I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no

fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.

Aye grew up in Parkheed but

lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.

Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks

ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!

Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs

What does fs mean?"

oops fs ffs= fuck sake or for fucks sake

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"bad bhoy..more like Bearsdenbhoy full of the glasgae banterrrr

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over a year ago

"bad bhoy..more like Bearsdenbhoy full of the glasgae banterrrr

BearsdenBampot

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over a year ago

Ha ha so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock to fajeet ratio must be at least 200 to 1 up in this mother fucker! !!

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"A just love screwing

Do you want me to pass you the screwdriver lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is surreal. And very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A just love screwing

Do you want me to pass you the screwdriver lol xx"

Aye nae bother

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over a year ago

"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x

Want some more scottish in you hehe

But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day

Would love more scottish in me lol x

Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x

Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in"

Maybe no intention of meeting you.

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over a year ago

"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site

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lol

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