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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " Shit happens mate  | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " This is why wet wipes are your friend. | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " A literal concept to I want to bang the shit out of you.................  | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " Did you give her a fright at some point? | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? Did you give her a fright at some point?" She said she wanted it hard....clearly it was a bit too hard!! | |||
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"Op. What did you do ?? only f*cked her.....lol" I meant after she went in doggy and you saw the mess. | |||
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"Op. What did you do ?? only f*cked her.....lol I meant after she went in doggy and you saw the mess. " reached for the wet wipes !!! | |||
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"Op. What did you do ?? only f*cked her.....lol I meant after she went in doggy and you saw the mess. reached for the wet wipes !!!" So what's the problem. ? Lol | |||
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"Op. What did you do ?? only f*cked her.....lol I meant after she went in doggy and you saw the mess. reached for the wet wipes !!! So what's the problem. ? Lol" rather ruined the moment! lol | |||
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"Op. What did you do ?? only f*cked her.....lol I meant after she went in doggy and you saw the mess. reached for the wet wipes !!! So what's the problem. ? Lol rather ruined the moment! lol" Did you cum ? Then job done | |||
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"That's what happens when you meet 90 year old women " | |||
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"I'm going to hate myself for asking this but,,,,was it solid or runny? (I really do feel disgusted with myself now)" stoppppppp!!!!!! | |||
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"Op. What did you do ?? only f*cked her.....lol I meant after she went in doggy and you saw the mess. reached for the wet wipes !!! So what's the problem. ? Lol rather ruined the moment! lol Did you cum ? Then job done " | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away "was at mine so a bit tricky that one !! | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away
was at mine so a bit tricky that one !!"Ok then let me remake my message. Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and burn the place down. | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away
was at mine so a bit tricky that one !!
Ok then let me remake my message.
Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and burn the place down. "theyre all ideas.... | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away
was at mine so a bit tricky that one !!
Ok then let me remake my message.
Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and burn the place down. "lol that's arson.....lol get it even made myself laugh with this.... | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away
was at mine so a bit tricky that one !!
Ok then let me remake my message.
Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and burn the place down.
lol that's arson.....lol get it even made myself laugh with this...."smartarse !! | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away
was at mine so a bit tricky that one !!
Ok then let me remake my message.
Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and burn the place down.
lol that's arson.....lol get it even made myself laugh with this....
smartarse !!"I didn't intend to be smartarse, realised after I said it...sorry | |||
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"Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and run away
was at mine so a bit tricky that one !!
Ok then let me remake my message.
Oh god i wouldn't be able to do anything, but getting my clothes on and burn the place down.
lol that's arson.....lol get it even made myself laugh with this....
smartarse !!
I didn't intend to be smartarse, realised after I said it...sorry "I liked it!! | |||
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"I'm going to hate myself for asking this but,,,,was it solid or runny? (I really do feel disgusted with myself now)" | |||
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"That's what happens when you meet 90 year old women "Round of applause , lol  | |||
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"I was seeing this woman once ( bad me ) . She was / is the wife of a person fairly well known and respected . Anyway met up with her in a hotel, and she greeted me with a dildo up her arse. She took the dildo out and ..oh dear! Anyway I let that one pass and met up with her another time only to find that once again she hadn't cleaned up after going to the loo, which was again off putting . Thinking , this is all a bit strange , but giving her the benefit of the doubt met with her again, this time for a bit of car fun, only to find she was wearing dirty knickers . I gave up at that point .. " not going back again??!! | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless" I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim...." Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? " she said it had never happened before.... | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim...." So sorry, you wrote a thread about ot OP? | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before...." Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? " no,,,,was just fucking her hard.... | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? no,,,,was just fucking her hard...." Your hard and hers may be different levels. Sounds like she has a medical problem and I for one feel bad for her, she must have felt awful. Does she know you are in this site relaying it to a bunch of strangers? | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? no,,,,was just fucking her hard.... Your hard and hers may be different levels. Sounds like she has a medical problem and I for one feel bad for her, she must have felt awful. Does she know you are in this site relaying it to a bunch of strangers? "of course not | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? no,,,,was just fucking her hard.... Your hard and hers may be different levels. Sounds like she has a medical problem and I for one feel bad for her, she must have felt awful. Does she know you are in this site relaying it to a bunch of strangers? "Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thinks this is wrong  | |||
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"It's just a bit of shit. A "real" man would have wiped it on the sheet and carried on. " Ooooh go girl  | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? no,,,,was just fucking her hard.... Your hard and hers may be different levels. Sounds like she has a medical problem and I for one feel bad for her, she must have felt awful. Does she know you are in this site relaying it to a bunch of strangers?
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thinks this is wrong "
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? no,,,,was just fucking her hard.... Your hard and hers may be different levels. Sounds like she has a medical problem and I for one feel bad for her, she must have felt awful. Does she know you are in this site relaying it to a bunch of strangers? "i agree. She might just have had an accident. But someone who was mature would have tried to ease the embarresement and not go spouting off about it | |||
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"Men and shit: They shit for England; stink the house out; leave skids in the toilet; put skiddy pants in the dirty laundry basket, yet can't change a baby' nappy without gagging, and feel horrified when a woman has an accident during sex. " Have we met??? | |||
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"It's just a bit of shit. A "real" man would have wiped it on the sheet and carried on. Ooooh go girl "I said man, but I've faced many a shitty arse or finger in my time. Clean up and carry on! | |||
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"Men and shit: They shit for England; stink the house out; leave skids in the toilet; put skiddy pants in the dirty laundry basket, yet can't change a baby' nappy without gagging, and feel horrified when a woman has an accident during sex. Have we met??? "Not yet | |||
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"Turned my stomach a bit that has. I've dealt with blood before, didn't really bother me. But poo would make me vom. Do feel sorry for the girl, must have been very embarrassing bless I did feel sorry for her....but it was a bit grim.... Maybe she had a medical problem? Did you ask? she said it had never happened before.... Naive question but were you performing anal sex on her? Was it too hard etc and maybe helped to create the problem as it were? no,,,,was just fucking her hard.... Your hard and hers may be different levels. Sounds like she has a medical problem and I for one feel bad for her, she must have felt awful. Does she know you are in this site relaying it to a bunch of strangers?
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thinks this is wrong
But a good way to filter for a pre-emptive block"Very true lovely | |||
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"oh my god, what sort of people do you lot meet?" Are you honestly saying you've never fucked shit out of an arse? | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " Did you continue? If so, you weren't that traumatised.
Get over it. Worse things happen at sea!
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? Did you continue? If so, you weren't that traumatised.
Get over it. Worse things happen at sea!
"I did.....and Ive never said I was traumatised....I asked if it had happened to anyone else | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? Did you continue? If so, you weren't that traumatised.
Get over it. Worse things happen at sea!
I did.....and Ive never said I was traumatised....I asked if it had happened to anyone else"I was joking, hence the
Yes. We've seen it happen a couple of times, but it's usually when someone has been engaging in anal sex.
I've farted before but not shit myself (yet anyway ) | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? Did you continue? If so, you weren't that traumatised.
Get over it. Worse things happen at sea!
I did.....and Ive never said I was traumatised....I asked if it had happened to anyone else
I was joking, hence the
Yes. We've seen it happen a couple of times, but it's usually when someone has been engaging in anal sex.
I've farted before but not shit myself (yet anyway )"theres time !!! | |||
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"Men and shit: They shit for England; stink the house out; leave skids in the toilet; put skiddy pants in the dirty laundry basket, yet can't change a baby' nappy without gagging, and feel horrified when a woman has an accident during sex. " Blimey you must know some classy guys, lol | |||
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"https://youtu.be/cMZmNG_DRJA Was it a bit like this OP? " Ha ha ha ha ha love it! | |||
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"i once left a skid mark on the sheets lol. Just gotta laugh it off " Didn't you offer to wash them? | |||
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"i once left a skid mark on the sheets lol. Just gotta laugh it off Didn't you offer to wash them? "They were my sheets. Just flipped them over and had another weeks use | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " Can't believe you've put it on here! Poor woman | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " No and it didn't happen to you either. | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? No and it didn't happen to you either." and what makes you say that ? | |||
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"https://youtu.be/cMZmNG_DRJA Was it a bit like this OP? Ha ha ha ha ha love it! " | |||
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"met someone off another site (plenty) yesterday for some lunchtime fun.....was having a good time....giving her a good seeing to.....rolled her over to have her doggy only to find that she's sh*t herself! yuk! this happened to anyone else??? " Always best to cancel a meet if you think you may have a bad case of explosive diarrhea! | |||
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