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Worst thing that's happened on a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's see what you have got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat fish - clearly not the people in the pics

Man pretending to be a mf couple

In both instances I left without playing

Did once have a woman who accidentally shit on me due to the angle of the position. This has happened on vanilla meets too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More d up than tony Montana

We ditched them pretty quick

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By *BWarksCouple
over a year ago

warwick

They started to have an argument in front of us both..... she wanted to swap and he didn't want her to , they left soon afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat fish - clearly not the people in the pics

Man pretending to be a mf couple

In both instances I left without playing

Did once have a woman who accidentally shit on me due to the angle of the position. This has happened on vanilla meets too

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How does that even happen? I've had quite a lot of sex over the years and never once come close to shitting on anyone, you make it sound like a semi-regular occurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady got d*unk and started a row in the cinema at Ab Fabs cost me £100 to send her home in a cab

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Performance Anxiety!

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS


"Let's see what you have got."

What have you got for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondling the guy at the bottom of the bed both fully.clothed just after we.meet and he cums in boxers within 20 seconds, gets mortified and promptly runs out the door in sheer embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat fish - clearly not the people in the pics

Man pretending to be a mf couple

In both instances I left without playing

Did once have a woman who accidentally shit on me due to the angle of the position. This has happened on vanilla meets too

How does that even happen? I've had quite a lot of sex over the years and never once come close to shitting on anyone, you make it sound like a semi-regular occurance "

I get my ass fucked every meet and I've never shat on anyone.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

Worst one would be, meeting a female for a soical. She turns up pissed as a fart, as am driving, so no drink driving for me, she chatted to much so i couldnt get a word in edge ways, thinking she knew me because she read my profile. And kept going on about the meets ive had, then asks me why am been quiet, Oh the irony and before i could answer she got her jacket and left the pub, and am sat there thinking what the f##k?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat fish - clearly not the people in the pics

Man pretending to be a mf couple

In both instances I left without playing

Did once have a woman who accidentally shit on me due to the angle of the position. This has happened on vanilla meets too

How does that even happen? I've had quite a lot of sex over the years and never once come close to shitting on anyone, you make it sound like a semi-regular occurance "

It's happened with 3 women. I was grabbing their bum cheeks and pulling their body in closer whilst holding their them up, when they're being held up and wrapped around my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fondling the guy at the bottom of the bed both fully.clothed just after we.meet and he cums in boxers within 20 seconds, gets mortified and promptly runs out the door in sheer embarrassment"

American pie springs to mind

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By *art123Man
over a year ago

Stoke

What's a meet?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a meet?!! "
lol that's a good one. Well said ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fondling the guy at the bottom of the bed both fully.clothed just after we.meet and he cums in boxers within 20 seconds, gets mortified and promptly runs out the door in sheer embarrassment

American pie springs to mind "

Hey, you're right! Forgot about that film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst experience was this woman on here that everyone warns you to stay clear of now because she's a liar & a slut.

We spoke on here for ages, and we swapped pictures and that as you do. Then we arranged a meet and when I turned up I couldn't believe my eyes. The pictures she sent was a fit blonde hair lady, athletic looking you know, but when she opened that door with a skin head & tattoos all up both arms and right out of shape lol I was like WHAT! ! I thought I had the wrong house lol I ran off ,I was gone lmfao but then she verified me the loony tick. She's crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only pussy I got was the kitten sleeping on my lap lol she was on phone playing candy crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One couple the man couldn't get bit up then proceeded to catch my clit piercing as he was trying to overcompensate...not so bad you might say...

After telling them we wouldn't be meeting again we got (and still do) bombarded with msgs once blocked a new account appears by him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate before and had extreme reflux, so had to make myself sick. It wasn't nice, and now I insist I don't eat before sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More d up than tony Montana

We ditched them pretty quick "

"You wanna play rough???? OK, say hello to my little friend".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a meeting a few years ago, the woman kept asking would i introduce her to my friends and family as my girlfriend.

This after loads of messages beforehand insisting she just wanted a nsa one off meet

After i told her i didn't want to do that, i got the why not, am i not good enough, etc,and the im going to report you messages

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By *lg1000Couple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Wow we've had a total lucky escape by the sounds of it!! Xx

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Cat fish - clearly not the people in the pics

Man pretending to be a mf couple

In both instances I left without playing

Did once have a woman who accidentally shit on me due to the angle of the position. This has happened on vanilla meets too

How does that even happen? I've had quite a lot of sex over the years and never once come close to shitting on anyone, you make it sound like a semi-regular occurance

It's happened with 3 women. I was grabbing their bum cheeks and pulling their body in closer whilst holding their them up, when they're being held up and wrapped around my body"

You meet some strange women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my meet but I remember being at abfab when a regular guy turns up with the most stunning black woman who we'd never seen before. We spoke to her and she introduced herself as his girlfriend, anyway within an hour he's told her he only wants to fuck other women and she's boring poor girl was just left by him. I felt sorry and dropped her home (no sex)

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Arranged to meet a couple at a club. Turns up was chatting to some of my reg friends there, woman from couple storms up and asks if I'm joining them in a room. Now.. No hello or anything, I politely say I prefer to play afyer I've had a chat and a drink, get called a time waster (I've been in club all of 5 minutes)

OK fair enough I laugh it off and don't worry about, later on I'm in gang bang room with some of my reg friends when couple barge in and try and grab me.. I ask them what they think there doing.. I get more abuse and everyone in room tells them to sod off.... Ah memories!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Not my meet but I remember being at abfab when a regular guy turns up with the most stunning black woman who we'd never seen before. We spoke to her and she introduced herself as his girlfriend, anyway within an hour he's told her he only wants to fuck other women and she's boring poor girl was just left by him. I felt sorry and dropped her home (no sex)"

There are a few guys who seem to attend with multiple 'girlfriends'...

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