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"First of all we are not trying to start a single man bashing or anything like that and we are not tarnishing all guys with the same brush as there are some good guys out there. However there seems to be a growing market for lying about the size of their manhood. We couldn't really care less about the size of it and if you have measured it good for you, but please don't say it's 8" and then we look at the pictures and you can clearly tell it is isnt. Would much prefer guys to say here's my willy, take it for what you will! Sorry for the rant on a Sunday morning but aaaaah feel better now!" its not the size it is how you use it | |||
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"Totally agree, peeps should just be honest, if i lied then rock up for a meet and they expect a huge length, then id look silly. So im always upfront about size so they know what ive got before meeting. Also as ive got older i dont worry about my size, its a case of this is it, it works and looks fine " And you have someplace to hang your towel | |||
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"Totally agree, peeps should just be honest, if i lied then rock up for a meet and they expect a huge length, then id look silly. So im always upfront about size so they know what ive got before meeting. Also as ive got older i dont worry about my size, its a case of this is it, it works and looks fine And you have someplace to hang your towel " All about multi tasking, got to do it while still able to | |||
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"I've never measured it and never will....what's the point....it works and that's all that matters." We use this simple analogy , what's the point of having a Ferrari if the guy that owns it cant drive it. | |||
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"More cock pics on profiles please lads " Happy to mail you one if youd like? | |||
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"I've never measured it and never will....what's the point....it works and that's all that matters." I totally agree. There's no point in measuring as long as it works. | |||
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"More cock pics on profiles please lads " I would put more on ,you ladies will have to zoom in on phone to see it . | |||
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"First of all we are not trying to start a single man bashing or anything like that and we are not tarnishing all guys with the same brush as there are some good guys out there. However there seems to be a growing market for lying about the size of their manhood. We couldn't really care less about the size of it and if you have measured it good for you, but please don't say it's 8" and then we look at the pictures and you can clearly tell it is isnt. Would much prefer guys to say here's my willy, take it for what you will! Sorry for the rant on a Sunday morning but aaaaah feel better now!" You can have any preference you want, that matters little to anyone else. Some guys just want to get a shag if they have to lie about the size of their dick then it will be a small price to pay. And as you say, if they have pics available then what’s the problem. Same as when a lady says she is curvy and in her picture she is obese. I’d have more problems with the pictures misrepresenting reality tbf | |||
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"Guys please don't let the ladies deceive you, size is extremely important, we can be honest here, it is just like guys telling the ladies that it does not matter if their pussy is tight or not , of course it matters, however there is always something you can do in every situation to work things to your advantage but size is paramount in satisfying that pussy, period." we totally agree but you do need to know how to use that size. just slamming in doesnt hit the spot | |||
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"Guys please don't let the ladies deceive you, size is extremely important, we can be honest here, it is just like guys telling the ladies that it does not matter if their pussy is tight or not , of course it matters, however there is always something you can do in every situation to work things to your advantage but size is paramount in satisfying that pussy, period.we totally agree but you do need to know how to use that size. just slamming in doesnt hit the spot " For sure, but the starting point is a good size, every other thing can be learnt, using the pipe, hitting the g spot , injaculation , etc guys Ladies are very tricky, they might be with you and be smiling, it does not mean they are happy or you are fucking them well, accepting a problem is the first step on the way to the solution. In the past I didn't know how to injaculate and last long, my girlfriend never acted like it was an issue and then I watched her fuck some other guy and she was screaming with pleasure, coming multiple times cause he lasted hours, so I had to learn how to injaculate and now I can last as long as I wish , problem solved. | |||
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"First of all we are not trying to start a single man bashing or anything like that and we are not tarnishing all guys with the same brush as there are some good guys out there. However there seems to be a growing market for lying about the size of their manhood. We couldn't really care less about the size of it and if you have measured it good for you, but please don't say it's 8" and then we look at the pictures and you can clearly tell it is isnt. Would much prefer guys to say here's my willy, take it for what you will! Sorry for the rant on a Sunday morning but aaaaah feel better now!" I think I'm pretty average, not that I go round comparing, I have never measured it and am definitely of the mind that it will either be appreciated or it won't, just like all things in life, not everything is for everyone | |||
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"Mines a solid 11" and I can go all night...... " Yea sure | |||
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"I love threads like this. They make me feel like one in a million. Size is only paramount if you're approaching this whole thing in a completely unerotic manner. Yes. If what you're offering a woman is the equivalent of a carnival ride then you'll need to be big. It seems this is what the vast majority of men on here are offering. And this, I assume, is what the women at James' parties are up to when they base their decision of who to go home with on the size of their cock. Fair enough. You lot go away and have fun with each other. I have no interest in mechanical carnival rides. Once things start getting erotic size becomes utterly unimportant. It's all about getting in someone's mind and turning them on. They could have a 1 inch cock and it wouldn't matter. The situation itself would be orgasmic. Don't get me wrong. This view has nothing to do with the size of my cock. I'm above average and happy with that. It's about the way my mind works " Great post. It's comical just how lacking in eroticism many are. | |||
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"Great post. It's comical just how lacking in eroticism many are." You want to hear something unerotic? Squirt some warm, slightly soapy water up your arse. Try to hold it there for a few minutes while it does its thing. Spray it out into the toilet bowl, often spattering brown mess everywhere. (Don't ask me how it ends up on the underside of the seat.) Repeat. And a third time. Clean up any mess you've made. Get into the shower, lube up a toy and use it both to extract the trapped water and check that you're sufficiently clean. Go back to square 1 if you're not. Rinse off the stuff that ran down your legs while you were doing it. That's all part of my normal preparation for a meet. It's a chore. It isn't fun. Now imagine doing that for nothing, because the guy isn't long enough or can't stay hard. Welcome to my world | |||
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"Great post. It's comical just how lacking in eroticism many are. You want to hear something unerotic? Squirt some warm, slightly soapy water up your arse. Try to hold it there for a few minutes while it does its thing. Spray it out into the toilet bowl, often spattering brown mess everywhere. (Don't ask me how it ends up on the underside of the seat.) Repeat. And a third time. Clean up any mess you've made. Get into the shower, lube up a toy and use it both to extract the trapped water and check that you're sufficiently clean. Go back to square 1 if you're not. Rinse off the stuff that ran down your legs while you were doing it. That's all part of my normal preparation for a meet. It's a chore. It isn't fun. Now imagine doing that for nothing, because the guy isn't long enough or can't stay hard. Welcome to my world " Ta for that | |||
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"Great post. It's comical just how lacking in eroticism many are. You want to hear something unerotic? Squirt some warm, slightly soapy water up your arse. Try to hold it there for a few minutes while it does its thing. Spray it out into the toilet bowl, often spattering brown mess everywhere. (Don't ask me how it ends up on the underside of the seat.) Repeat. And a third time. Clean up any mess you've made. Get into the shower, lube up a toy and use it both to extract the trapped water and check that you're sufficiently clean. Go back to square 1 if you're not. Rinse off the stuff that ran down your legs while you were doing it. That's all part of my normal preparation for a meet. It's a chore. It isn't fun. Now imagine doing that for nothing, because the guy isn't long enough or can't stay hard. Welcome to my world Ta for that " Can't right out of nowhere Didn't know people saw personal hygiene as a chore Maybe I should complain about showering before a meet... | |||
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"Great post. It's comical just how lacking in eroticism many are. You want to hear something unerotic? Squirt some warm, slightly soapy water up your arse. Try to hold it there for a few minutes while it does its thing. Spray it out into the toilet bowl, often spattering brown mess everywhere. (Don't ask me how it ends up on the underside of the seat.) Repeat. And a third time. Clean up any mess you've made. Get into the shower, lube up a toy and use it both to extract the trapped water and check that you're sufficiently clean. Go back to square 1 if you're not. Rinse off the stuff that ran down your legs while you were doing it. That's all part of my normal preparation for a meet. It's a chore. It isn't fun. Now imagine doing that for nothing, because the guy isn't long enough or can't stay hard. Welcome to my world " Then get held up to ridicule on the fab forum if you're a woman and you missed a bit, so there's mess during sex.. | |||
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"I've never measured it and never will....what's the point....it works and that's all that matters. I totally agree. There's no point in measuring as long as it works." Measuring it will not change it's size, but there's nothing wrong with measuring it. Shall we pass laws that make it illegal to measure one's dick? Do whatever you wish. It's your dick after all. | |||
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"Maybe I should complain about showering before a meet..." You can if you want. I think you'd have every right to if you'd wasted your time, possibly because your meet cancelled last minute or didn't show up. You were probably going to have that shower anyway at some point in the day, so it isn't exactly a total loss. | |||
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"Great post. It's comical just how lacking in eroticism many are. You want to hear something unerotic? Squirt some warm, slightly soapy water up your arse. Try to hold it there for a few minutes while it does its thing. Spray it out into the toilet bowl, often spattering brown mess everywhere. (Don't ask me how it ends up on the underside of the seat.) Repeat. And a third time. Clean up any mess you've made. Get into the shower, lube up a toy and use it both to extract the trapped water and check that you're sufficiently clean. Go back to square 1 if you're not. Rinse off the stuff that ran down your legs while you were doing it. That's all part of my normal preparation for a meet. It's a chore. It isn't fun. Now imagine doing that for nothing, because the guy isn't long enough or can't stay hard. Welcome to my world Ta for that " r.o.f.l rolf | |||
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"Just wondering what size you think is average??? I have read what size is considered average but before I say I wonder what you lot think it is?" 8" in my book | |||
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"I'm 6inches and proud of it. I've had no complaints, because it is indeed how you use it that matters. " 5.16" is the UK average. You make it sound like you have a small one. | |||
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"I love threads like this. They make me feel like one in a million. Size is only paramount if you're approaching this whole thing in a completely unerotic manner. Yes. If what you're offering a woman is the equivalent of a carnival ride then you'll need to be big. It seems this is what the vast majority of men on here are offering. And this, I assume, is what the women at James' parties are up to when they base their decision of who to go home with on the size of their cock. Fair enough. You lot go away and have fun with each other. I have no interest in mechanical carnival rides. Once things start getting erotic size becomes utterly unimportant. It's all about getting in someone's mind and turning them on. They could have a 1 inch cock and it wouldn't matter. The situation itself would be orgasmic. Don't get me wrong. This view has nothing to do with the size of my cock. I'm above average and happy with that. It's about the way my mind works " Here we go, good response, I am a very observant person and I observe ladies a lot, in vanilla clubs when ladies are dancing with guys , their hands go straight to his cock , you might not notice but I notice them, if they move away from him that means his cock is not big enough, if they stay and go home with him , then that is a good size, sometimes the guy is not interested in them and they keep chasing him round the club. Lets bring it to swingers, I sat with a group of ladies silently at the bar of a swingers club and all they were talking about was the size of the cocks of the different guys walking into the club and how each guy performed in bed with them at previous parties, they all made their choices there at the bar based on cock size without the guys having a clue. I personally don't want to be emotionally involved with any lady when am swinging but I have concluded that as long as it has to do with satisfying that pussy, size is paramount. Plus once a lady has achieved everything else she wants in life she is going to go for that good sized cock,period. It is better to face the truth than run away from it. | |||
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"Women contribute to the bullshit size throwing around anyway. Already we have people throwing out numbers like 9 and 10 inches. Sizes which are pretty much the equivalent to being 7ft tall. How many 7ft tall people do you come across?? Had plenty of women tell me an ex was "stupendously big" only for me to realize they were really just exaggerating to seem desirable...you get that a lot on here too. Size definitely matters...but I have found for the most part that most of the women proclaiming preferences for it are never really much to look at nor are they very good at it anyway." Hit the nail on the head. | |||
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"Mr Average here. We have noticed from past experience it is the guys who are above average that seem to have trouble keeping it up. I equate it to an average car versus a performance car. Mine is a reliable plodder and rarely lets us down. Theirs needs permanent attention to function , you see them wanking to stay up and often failing, in our experience. His may be better looking but who's will reliably give you that Va Va Voom smile?. " I've known massive ones that you could use to knock nails in, and small ones that wouldn't stand to attention. But I think if you analysed it, the statistical probability of erectile problems does increase with size. To date, I've had droop (when I wanted wood) twice in my life. Once when I was still straight swinging with my ex. Made the classic Inbetweeners mistake of having a wank before we went, thinking it would give me more stamina later on. The other was a prearranged sauna meet with a guy. I'd been hard and playing for the best part of two hours, we just got round to me lining up to fuck him, and it just went 'flop.' Went for a coffee, tried again in 15 minutes, and it was fine again for the duration. | |||
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