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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is your strangest meet via this site meaning the person you were going to meet turn out to be not that person or gender you were mailing on here?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i've had a few. one was a guy being all paranoid about the police being on my street (there'd been some d*unks fighting in my garden on their way home from the pub), we didn't even have sex and his foreplay was weird...he kept pumping his hand in and out of me and didn't even touch my clit or anything. then when he'd finished (coz i did not finish, i was turned off to fuck) he started talking about conspiracy theories involving the beatles or something, can't really remember, anyway couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

i will have more stories as i think of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i've had a few. one was a guy being all paranoid about the police being on my street (there'd been some d*unks fighting in my garden on their way home from the pub), we didn't even have sex and his foreplay was weird...he kept pumping his hand in and out of me and didn't even touch my clit or anything. then when he'd finished (coz i did not finish, i was turned off to fuck) he started talking about conspiracy theories involving the beatles or something, can't really remember, anyway couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

i will have more stories as i think of them. "

wow that is really weird thinking of that and he could not even please you. i glad you got rid of him your one lovely lady in my book and a great friend on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest meet was the man with his vest on, smelly armpits, a dildo on a shelf in view. Who told me he had a skin complaint when I got on the bed. Then kept talking the whole way through. I didn't enjoy it and legged it as fast as I could. XXX

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS


"What is your strangest meet via this site meaning the person you were going to meet turn out to be not that person or gender you were mailing on here? "

Fascinating question.

We seem to remember you saying you used to work in a swingers club in your younger days OP.

Have you had any strange meets?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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yeah was glad to see him go.

think that example was the least traumatising coz i know i've had other bad meets but can't think of them, so my brain has blocked them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is your strangest meet via this site meaning the person you were going to meet turn out to be not that person or gender you were mailing on here?

Fascinating question.

We seem to remember you saying you used to work in a swingers club in your younger days OP.

Have you had any strange meets?"

no i did not which is not the same as here a club two different thing as you can see them in the flesh and not photos which can be deceiving.. Thanks for bring up a bad memory which one of the thing happen to but did not involve the club

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

The woman that shat on my bed will forever be remembered though never met again.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Had one meet and it was awful.

He had over bragged his size... He admitted this when things were starting and after said he had used someone elses photo... Was very clumsy, a lot if fumbling and felt like he didnt know what be was doing. Then wittered on about his journey over and the traffic...he didnt stop talking about the traffic! and to make matters worse before he left he used the bathroom and completely missed the toilet which i had the misfortune of stepping in...all in all a very bad and odd meet

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The woman that shat on my bed will forever be remembered though never met again. "
wow now that was nasty did you throw away the bed sheet so it does not bring back memory's?

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By *aturisteve69Man
over a year ago

Frodsham

I met a woman at a car park, the plan was to go back to hers for some kinky fun, instead she went into the supermarket to do her shopping and gave me a handjob in my shorts down the meat aisle....bizarre and 100% true...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a 6ft 2 guy crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a 6ft 2 guy crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep "
so like you had a good time then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I had a 6ft 2 guy crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep "

He sounds like a complete stupid baaa-stard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I one experience watching a wife do her hubby with a strap on dildo which at the time it seemed weird at the time but in the end it was a turn on..my memory is not as good as it use to be..

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Back when I was doing "Social meet first, meet again for play if it goes well" I had a local guy call round for coffee.

He had absolutely no personality. Rather than sit and talk about weather, holidays, sport or whatever, he had pretty much memorised my profile and prepared a detailed 'interview' based on what was in it.

This threw me, and I really didn't know how to react. I was expecting a casual chat, not 20 questions. We got to the one about "How do you like to be kissed?" The first thing that entered my head was "Not by you." I didn't say it out loud, but did politely inform him that I didn't think it was working, but he was welcome to stick around to finish his brew.

He left. Then the messages started. "You didn't even give me a chance." "I could tell you didn't like me when you didn't ask me any questions." "What did I do wrong?" Thinking "potential nutter, who knows where I live", I gave him the old "It's me, not you. I'm very selective and reject more than I accept" line, which seemed to placate him.

Once the whole thing had calmed down, I blocked him. But years later, I set up a second profile on Guys (for male mode) and he contacted me again on that. Quickest block I've ever done... except for the French guy on Skype who wanted to fatten me up to 300lbs and then butcher me like a pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonderful how the brain can remove bad memories. Def a good thing!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I had a 6ft 2 guy crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep

He sounds like a complete stupid baaa-stard. "

Ewe just couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

Nobody wants to meet me...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

"

Come back, I'm waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

,Nearly 17 years older than he claimed. 7 stone heavier. I didn't hang around. It pissed me off a little. This was not long after I initially joined, a few years back. I'm a little more savvy at spotting the fibbers now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

Come back, I'm waiting for you "

You are 5 years late, must have been hell of a traffic jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome."
did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

"

It's a funny old world isn't it. We've had meets with couples where we've turned up and the guy doesn't want to play and it was never his intention to. Being straight and always making that clear if we meet couples with a bi woman you have to wonder if they think I'll say "oh well I'm here now I might as well"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen "

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time "
i see that not a good thing he must of been board then to do that to a sexy lady like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

Come back, I'm waiting for you

You are 5 years late, must have been hell of a traffic jam "

Nope, I was playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

It's a funny old world isn't it. We've had meets with couples where we've turned up and the guy doesn't want to play and it was never his intention to. Being straight and always making that clear if we meet couples with a bi woman you have to wonder if they think I'll say "oh well I'm here now I might as well""

I agree, set the expectations up front and if it's not working for all parties then it saves wasting everyone's time meeting under false pretences

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time i see that not a good thing he must of been board then to do that to a sexy lady like you "

Goodness only knows.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Arranged a meet with a mf couple when I was first on fab a few years ago. I turned up and only the guy was there saying the women was running late. Waited for a little while, he wanted to put porn on whilst we waited to get us in the mood. To cut a long story short, I asked if there was even a woman...there was no woman, the guy was pretending to be a couple and was begging to suck me off since I had already turned up.

I left without doing anything and blocked the profile

Not sure whether the tactic works on other people?

Also quite similar experience. Met a complete catfish. It was a woman who had been sending me photos of a woman who wasn't even remotely similar to her, as far as different hair and eye colour. I apologised for knocking the wrong door but she said no I am expecting you from fab. Same end result as above. No play, leave and block

Not sure why people do it ?

It's a funny old world isn't it. We've had meets with couples where we've turned up and the guy doesn't want to play and it was never his intention to. Being straight and always making that clear if we meet couples with a bi woman you have to wonder if they think I'll say "oh well I'm here now I might as well"

I agree, set the expectations up front and if it's not working for all parties then it saves wasting everyone's time meeting under false pretences "

This has happened to us a couple of times. We make it clear in a message that we're both straight but we like all parties to be involved male with female. They say it's fine they're happy to play straight...then you get there and they're not. We just don't meet with bi couples now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time i see that not a good thing he must of been board then to do that to a sexy lady like you

Goodness only knows. "

well i do not know what else to say but it could change for the better soon loved you main photo

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time i see that not a good thing he must of been board then to do that to a sexy lady like you

Goodness only knows.

well i do not know what else to say but it could change for the better soon loved you main photo "

Thanks.

I wasn't upset by it. It happened once, plenty of other guys manage to stay awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time i see that not a good thing he must of been board then to do that to a sexy lady like you

Goodness only knows.

well i do not know what else to say but it could change for the better soon loved you main photo

Thanks.

I wasn't upset by it. It happened once, plenty of other guys manage to stay awake "

All i can say now is enjoy life have much fun as you can because life to short these day from a little red devil hehe

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Possibly the guy who fell asleep mid threesome. did you guys have a few drinks for that to happen

No. I was actually giving him a blow job at the time "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

We went to a social meet at a pub. Met the couple in the car park and hubby said ' he has a new woman'.... No he didn't, she had just used 10 year old photos

Didn't stay long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We went to a social meet at a pub. Met the couple in the car park and hubby said ' he has a new woman'.... No he didn't, she had just used 10 year old photos

Didn't stay long "
I see that does not sound good then so what happen..good night all as not get much action in my box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to a social meet at a pub. Met the couple in the car park and hubby said ' he has a new woman'.... No he didn't, she had just used 10 year old photos

Didn't stay long "

Hahaha at least she was still recognizable

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"We went to a social meet at a pub. Met the couple in the car park and hubby said ' he has a new woman'.... No he didn't, she had just used 10 year old photos

Didn't stay long I see that does not sound good then so what happen..good night all as not get much action in my box lol "

Na night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After being let down one night at the last minute we were contacted by a cpl inviting us to theirs as it was getting late I said we would come over but could not stay too long . As a parting mail I said be naked and ready to play . When we arrived they were lol . Had a lovely few hours with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After being let down one night at the last minute we were contacted by a cpl inviting us to theirs as it was getting late I said we would come over but could not stay too long . As a parting mail I said be naked and ready to play . When we arrived they were lol . Had a lovely few hours with them "

i see that nice to know you guys and a great time as for me it a dream

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