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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

any tips on how to do this normally have no mess with anal but did last night despite 3 no2'in the day.

i know its not a pleasant subject but need some advice on how to prevent it happening again

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

enema or anal douche with some of the various equipment out there

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Garden hose and Swarfega....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche is best with some warm soapy water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont use soapy water

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"dont use soapy water"

'Im forever blowing bubbles....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

been told a sports bottle with warm water does the job has anyone tried this

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Sports bottle god no!!! Tip is not long enough unless shoving the bottle up too.

Love Honey do a variety of douches, and just warm water seems to work well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont use soapy water"

How come?

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By *isub69Man
over a year ago

Epsom

Thanks for asking the question, I need some tips as well.

Any inparticular that can be recomended (Douche wise)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing I've found,,, and fun to use too

http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10201%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!11208%7C%7C_40151_-1_10201_68509_10001_

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"dont use soapy water

How come?"

You can use a very mild soapy solution - they used to use soap and water enemas in hospitals in the olden days - but you dont know what chemicals are in normal soapy stuff and some of these could cause irritation to the lining of ya arse...

Plain warm water will do the job just as well.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"any tips on how to do this normally have no mess with anal but did last night despite 3 no2'in the day.

i know its not a pleasant subject but need some advice on how to prevent it happening again"

Cheap diy enema kit. Easy to use,there are loads on ebay.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=5181

Comes apart for cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont use soapy water

How come?

You can use a very mild soapy solution - they used to use soap and water enemas in hospitals in the olden days - but you dont know what chemicals are in normal soapy stuff and some of these could cause irritation to the lining of ya arse...

Plain warm water will do the job just as well."

I just use the Simply soap. Just put mix it with the water & hey presto....clean bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thing I've found,,, and fun to use too

http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10201%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!11208%7C%7C_40151_-1_10201_68509_10001_

Looks like alot of pissing about to me, hehe

"

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By *isub69Man
over a year ago

Epsom

hmm thanks for the two suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey baster?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I find looking at my bank statement does the trick for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that against human rights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The turkey baster, or looking at your bank statements?

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Try shoving the shower hose up ya bum!

Make sure the water isn't too hot first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be loads of suitable 'off-the-shelf' enema douche things out there that would do the jobby

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"There must be loads of suitable 'off-the-shelf' enema douche things out there that would do the jobby "

you keep a douche on your shelf

That come with the Magnet kitchen design?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you know? - yes it did.

It was fitted by a jobbing builder too.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"How did you know? - yes it did.

It was fitted by a jobbing builder too. "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah the shower did work earlier have bought an enema kit from bondara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for asking the question, I need some tips as well.

Any inparticular that can be recomended (Douche wise) "
Easy to get from the sites Douche kit about 10 pounds Enemas kits under 10 . I go on Bondara site . Very easy to use and effective ensuring your clean for anal play.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You can buy a stainless steel douching thing that fits on shower hose.. My son has one ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try shoving the shower hose up ya bum!

Make sure the water isn't too hot first though "

Works for me

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Garden hose and Swarfega...."

That made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for this job you will need, alka seltza, 1 litre bottle of , hose pipe on tap, a space hopper and an empty garden. Right, hose pipe on and hopper in left hand. Push two alka's up ya nipsy then quickly squirt as much in as you can. Before the bottle is empty, its already starting to fiz. Dont fuck about, set of on hopper round the garden till you leave a tainted foamy trail. Now push the hose pipe in and rinse. By the time your eyes have rolled back from the back of your head, your chuffer will be squeaky clean. Tidy up and ignore peering nieghbours. Dry your nipsy , accompanied by involentary bubbly farts, and your ready to roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for this job you will need, alka seltza, 1 litre bottle of , hose pipe on tap, a space hopper and an empty garden. Right, hose pipe on and hopper in left hand. Push two alka's up ya nipsy then quickly squirt as much in as you can. Before the bottle is empty, its already starting to fiz. Dont fuck about, set of on hopper round the garden till you leave a tainted foamy trail. Now push the hose pipe in and rinse. By the time your eyes have rolled back from the back of your head, your chuffer will be squeaky clean. Tidy up and ignore peering nieghbours. Dry your nipsy , accompanied by involentary bubbly farts, and your ready to roll. "
Had me in stitches reading this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for this job you will need, alka seltza, 1 litre bottle of , hose pipe on tap, a space hopper and an empty garden. Right, hose pipe on and hopper in left hand. Push two alka's up ya nipsy then quickly squirt as much in as you can. Before the bottle is empty, its already starting to fiz. Dont fuck about, set of on hopper round the garden till you leave a tainted foamy trail. Now push the hose pipe in and rinse. By the time your eyes have rolled back from the back of your head, your chuffer will be squeaky clean. Tidy up and ignore peering nieghbours. Dry your nipsy , accompanied by involentary bubbly farts, and your ready to roll. Had me in stitches reading this one "

s'funny... just had the neighbours in stitches trying it

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Don't forget to thoroughly dry yourselves afterwards... http://galleries1.adult-empire.com/71/7182//129/2.jpg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any tips on how to do this normally have no mess with anal but did last night despite 3 no2'in the day.

i know its not a pleasant subject but need some advice on how to prevent it happening again"

Buy an anal douche from love honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try shoving the shower hose up ya bum!

Make sure the water isn't too hot first though "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUQSGxqjarE&feature=related

you dont wanna do that

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By *evin5050Man
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Try shoving the shower hose up ya bum!

Make sure the water isn't too hot first though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUQSGxqjarE&feature=related

you dont wanna do that

"

Thanks so much for that link peaches - what a shot! I laughed out loud and so much!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Try shoving the shower hose up ya bum!

Make sure the water isn't too hot first though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUQSGxqjarE&feature=related

you dont wanna do that

"

LOL, good job I shower alone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use water when yoy take a dump ffs. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MICHAEL JACKSON SONG?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try shoving the shower hose up ya bum!

Make sure the water isn't too hot first though "

surely if your using water as a media you will also require a surfactant to help "release" it and bring it out???

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

The most effective way is all about method and timing.

Method, for the rest results use a shower douche. Recommended to start about 4 hours before you go out or want to play.

You can buy them from the sex shops, used most commonly by gay men, they are much more effective than say a douche bulb, which is better for emergencies when you go out.

Shower douche, basically is attached to your shower, in place of the shower head, its easy to use and much easier to keep clean from a hygiene point of view, much more effective and you can control the pressure on it. Best to do three of these before leaving it for 30 minutes and then do another one and one a couple of hours later.

You can also take some perscription medication such as Buscopan, which will encourage things to come out, and also relax the muscles. Of course there are less legal tablets, which will have exactly the same effect, if that is your thing.

The shower douche attachment is normally around £30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can get wet wipes and toilet paper from any major supermarket.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"for this job you will need, alka seltza, 1 litre bottle of , hose pipe on tap, a space hopper and an empty garden. Right, hose pipe on and hopper in left hand. Push two alka's up ya nipsy then quickly squirt as much in as you can. Before the bottle is empty, its already starting to fiz. Dont fuck about, set of on hopper round the garden till you leave a tainted foamy trail. Now push the hose pipe in and rinse. By the time your eyes have rolled back from the back of your head, your chuffer will be squeaky clean. Tidy up and ignore peering nieghbours. Dry your nipsy , accompanied by involentary bubbly farts, and your ready to roll. "

pmsl at this one..

Devil

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

if you "cleanse" ya arse, does it make you poo straight away or a while afterwards?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Two works for me:

a) Diet - be careful about what you eat and how long you eat before you engage in anal sex. You know your own body and how it works, so the answer will be different for everyone.

b) Physical cleansing - douche. I add some face cleanser to the solution. A friend said that's not a good idea because it removes the good bacteria from your inners as well as the bad ones. I use less now.

Nine times out of 10 it works for me and I can engage in sex feeling really clean. Occasionally, the body does not work in the way I expect and I've declined sex because I'm not confident about my ability to remain hygienic.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont use soapy water"

you may float away if you let out a fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use water when yoy take a dump ffs. Lol."

Agree, but many think this is wierd. It's environmentally friendly too.

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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago

MacKay

Actually it's not all that simple.

Firstly empty out bowels a hour before. A bit of cleaning is good, but your sigmoid colon excretes cleanser naturally anyway.

The first few times you have anal, the body is going to react to expel even after you have completed the activity. So you might feel 'runny' shortly after. After anal a few times the body adapts and learns that things go out go out and things that go in go in and it's OK and it doesn't have to focus on the lower sack between the two sphincters.

I strongly urge anyone who intends having anal sex to either do it with someone who understands what is inside and how to feel around or to get your own fingers in and feel around. Everyone has slightly different 'labyrinths' and care should be taken to make sure there is no pain. Pain of any kind is BAD.

Any bleeding and stop immediately.

I've never had a bleeding experience with anyone I've given anal to, even my ex who tried it for the first time and was more turned of by the after affects. If only she tried a few more times. (Hey now she's a free agent she probably will *sigh* with the wrong types.)

I have had people very rough on me and causing me to bleed which is greatly concerning. There is no need to be rough.

Take your time, Anal sex is equally enjoyable as any other form of sex once you get past all the inhibitions.

And Jack Hammers should be kept away from bottoms!

xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I save myself a fortune and just use a glycerin suppository a few hours before I want to play that way.

They work within an hour, then i can bath shower etc as I would before a meet anyway.

They can be bought over the counter from chemists, they even stock them in Morrisons!

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