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By *lackbird186 OP   Man
over a year ago

west glasgow

ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches"

if not for you just move on to someone who is ....simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches"

why would it matter to you if someone else is reducing their chances of meeting?

and i really hope my cervix isnt that long...it would fill up my whole vagina!

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By *ast RolloMan
over a year ago

glasgow west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm hold on. I can fit the whole 10 inches in mine so I've no idea WHAT you're talking about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches

why would it matter to you if someone else is reducing their chances of meeting?

and i really hope my cervix isnt that long...it would fill up my whole vagina! "

Another guy who doesn't know the names of the parts of female genitalia. That in itself is ok. What's not ok is when they state "facts" about said body part .

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By *ast RolloMan
over a year ago

glasgow west

i have to agree some what with the OP, profiles are a good laugh some times and you have to wonder what people look for in a cock . i was always told size does not matter once it is past the gag reflex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well your average cock is no long 5 to 6 anymore its not 6.6 to 7.6 i think as for those women only liking 8" and above they so use to big sex toys they do not want to try anything else i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm hold on. I can fit the whole 10 inches in mine so I've no idea WHAT you're talking about... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cock little cock cardboard box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can ask for whatever they want. It's a buyers market...

One other minor point, if women stuck rigidly to the realistic 5.5 to 6.5 inch average, you would be instantly excluded with your 7 inches. That would leave you fucking air between 0.5 and 1.5 inches. What would be the fun in that!

Believe it or not, the female anatomy is more than capable of accommodating any surplus length before their cervix is battered beyond recognition.

If you google 'fisting' you might be shocked to see insertions by people who do not have cock shaped hands...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have to agree some what with the OP, profiles are a good laugh some times and you have to wonder what people look for in a cock . i was always told size does not matter once it is past the gag reflex lol "

Now i know i don't have a gag reflex

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In my vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm hold on. I can fit the whole 10 inches in mine so I've no idea WHAT you're talking about...

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for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can ask for whatever they want. It's a buyers market...

One other minor point, if women stuck rigidly to the realistic 5.5 to 6.5 inch average, you would be instantly excluded with your 7 inches. That would leave you fucking air between 0.5 and 1.5 inches. What would be the fun in that!

Believe it or not, the female anatomy is more than capable of accommodating any surplus length before their cervix is battered beyond recognition.

If you google 'fisting' you might be shocked to see insertions by people who do not have cock shaped hands..."

And BABIES come out of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god I hope my cervix isn't that long! It would take up my whole vagina!

Considering it has successfully birthed 3 8lb + babies I am certain it is capable of taking a 10inch+ cock!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Speaking as an 8 incher I've never had the experience of air fucking, it may have been somewhat painful at times for the ladies but I've always managed to go balls deep. I suspect your information may be inaccurate OP.

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

Mine is so big it filled 3 pushchairs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can ask for whatever they want. It's a buyers market...

One other minor point, if women stuck rigidly to the realistic 5.5 to 6.5 inch average, you would be instantly excluded with your 7 inches. That would leave you fucking air between 0.5 and 1.5 inches. What would be the fun in that!

Believe it or not, the female anatomy is more than capable of accommodating any surplus length before their cervix is battered beyond recognition.

If you google 'fisting' you might be shocked to see insertions by people who do not have cock shaped hands..."

I also think it has something to do with the position of the uterus. Since having children my uterus is very much to the left and the cervix tucked away posteriorally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me enlighten you.

A cervix can move out of the way of a longer than the vaginal passage penis. If it didn't, it would be way too painful for sexual intercourse.

Some women can take 8" easily and some can't.

Personally, an 8" does fit ok, but has to be inserted slower than usual, because of a pain issue I have at the moment.

Using big toys does not help me, they don't stretch me and make it easier for the 6" penises to penetrate. The 6" ones aren't as painful, that's all.

OP, I wonder if-using your wisdom-you fully penetrate women, as you have 7".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take at least 8" and that was before two children ! Not sure if I could take 10" but I would give it a go !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be above average then cos I can take 10"s

PTU xxx

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Erm hold on. I can fit the whole 10 inches in mine so I've no idea WHAT you're talking about... "

He hasn't heard of the wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can take at least 8" and that was before two children ! Not sure if I could take 10" but I would give it a go !!"

I've never had natural births...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches

if not for you just move on to someone who is ....simples

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm hold on. I can fit the whole 10 inches in mine so I've no idea WHAT you're talking about... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what others do, add an inch to your length, and hope they don't bring a tape measure.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Vaginas stretch, which is good news for babies and well endowed men. And obviously complete news for the OP.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"well your average cock is no long 5 to 6 anymore its not 6.6 to 7.6 i think as for those women only liking 8" and above they so use to big sex toys they do not want to try anything else i think "

This is untrue - the mean is about 5 and a half inches. Also, interestingly, size distribution varies less than normal (ie it is not the normal distribution bell curve, it is more pronounced). This means that outliers (Either larger or smaller than average) are rarer than you'd think. For example only 1% Of males have a penis of 8 inches in length or above.

There was an interesting (possibly only to me) metanlaysis of the available data on the "I fucking love science" Facebook page a whole back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I buy some popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vaginas stretch, which is good news for babies and well endowed men. And obviously complete news for the OP."

I'm wondering if his last inch gets left out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised by this OP. Have you never seen monster cock porn videos? Some women can take big cocks. Everybody has preferences on here that lowers their chances of meeting. We can't tick every box of every person on here OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you bothered how much sex somebody else is getting? If someone wants to be "fussy" and limit their chances that's their prerogative.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches"

You are so wrong, I think you mean the female vagina not female cervix. The vagina enlarges when aroused to accommodate the penis size. As for fucking air, do you mean fanny farts?

I don't ask for 8" on my profile but other females are perfectly entitled to do so if they wish to do so. Females have plenty of chances for meets, it's a buyer's market for females, lots don't do many because they are selective like I am. Obviously you're not getting enough meets, which has led to your grumpy thread.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can take at least 8" and that was before two children ! Not sure if I could take 10" but I would give it a go !!

I've never had natural births...

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Will 7" service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vaginas stretch, which is good news for babies and well endowed men. And obviously complete news for the OP.

I'm wondering if his last inch gets left out. "

Maybe he is more upset that the first inch doesn't get introduced

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"ok 1st off we all know that we take profiles with a pinch of salt but some are just plain daft. for example females looking for 8" and above cock length. the average male is between 5.5 to 6.6 inches. the female cervix is the same length so do you thing a guy with an 8 inch dick is going to waist 2 inches or more to air fucking. i dont know what these folk are thinking but all they are doing is reducing their own chance of a meet, would you go to a meet if you knew that the first thing that was going to happen was a tape measure on your cock - dont think so .

oh and im a happy 7 inches"

Well I'm 9 and my regular FWB could take all of it and so could majority of women I've met on here and outside of fab. So I'm not sure what your point is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a cock is super big I've never been able to take the whole shaft. It's amusing to see how much I can take though.

Mrs

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