FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest thing you've heard or said in a meet ?

By *ods_Perfect_Idiot OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Could be quite a broad subject matter this one !!

Here's mine;

Lay in bed with a femal lay on top of me and she was playing with my nipples. She said 'haven't you got dark nipples' to which I replied 'yeah it's because I've got two kids!'

Anything on them lines and doesn't have to be incredibly witty as that