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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take the quiz and let us know your result, just for fun guys..

http://www.magiquiz.com/quiz/can-we-guess-how-good-you-are-in-bed-based-on-your-choice-in-food/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an amorous amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am amateur "

That makes 2 of us then

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By *y PussyWoman
over a year ago

Crickhowell

I am average lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am amateur

That makes 2 of us then "

we both need some practice that is what it mean.. shall we arrange some meet soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am amateur

That makes 2 of us then

we both need some practice that is what it mean.. shall we arrange some meet soon "

I get plenty of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just checked both ur meets under veri and it does sound correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont need to take an online quiz to know how good i am in bed.

With the right guy who i connect with .. i am awesome. I will tease you, i will make you want more, i will give you an amazing blow job and will tire you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm pretty awesome so I'll not burst my bubble by taking the quiz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really dont need to take an online quiz to know how good i am in bed.

With the right guy who i connect with .. i am awesome. I will tease you, i will make you want more, i will give you an amazing blow job and will tire you out.

"

I was at Portsmouth last week, I didn't find you at that time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am amateur

That makes 2 of us then

we both need some practice that is what it mean.. shall we arrange some meet soon

I get plenty of practice "

but not with me though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet "

Hey I thought I was bloody awesome till it said I was an amateur ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet

Hey I thought I was bloody awesome till it said I was an amateur ... "

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sex god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine said average ... but to be honest there were options not there that I would never eat and I eat far more chocolate bars and crisps than I should.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Adequate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet

Hey I thought I was bloody awesome till it said I was an amateur ... "

hahaha...in the interests of fairness I took the test and apparently I am a 'sexpert' ...so I wasn't far wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got experienced, but to be fair, there was fuck all choice of food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average...

How fucking boring am I?!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I got sexpert

Maybe it says more about my taste in foods though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i gave up at the butty options - not heard of some of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine said average ... but to be honest there were options not there that I would never eat and I eat far more chocolate bars and crisps than I should."

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an amorous amateur "

Same.... I need to mix up my flavour... Nope, I need to not have ocd about food touching other food and be cooking for ungrateful cretins (aka kids) who happily would live off beige shit

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet

Hey I thought I was bloody awesome till it said I was an amateur ...

hahaha...in the interests of fairness I took the test and apparently I am a 'sexpert' ...so I wasn't far wrong "

That's what I got on the quiz too

In reality I'm far too modest to claim to be sexpert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an amorous amateur.... Said I was shit

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I'm a sexpert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet

Hey I thought I was bloody awesome till it said I was an amateur ...

hahaha...in the interests of fairness I took the test and apparently I am a 'sexpert' ...so I wasn't far wrong "

so if someone had 26 meet then they are sexpert and someone like me who had only 3 meets then they are armature... sound correct, so next time we should all ask our potential meets to take this quiz...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i gave up at the butty options - not heard of some of them "

if u completed the quiz i am sure you would have got sexpert

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Longest 12 questions ever.

You’re in the healthy middle — experienced enough to know what to do but you still have a lot to learn.

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

I have experience!

"There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge.

Let’s see if your cooking skills match!"

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I don't snore or hog the duvet and don't fidget about too much while asleep plus I'm naturally exothermic... would that class me as being good in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am so good I can sleep all night

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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mine says: sexiest bitch ever.

if anyone else does this test they will not get your results coz in comparison to you they are like a rug, just lied there, legs akimbo. waiting for a tiny willie to penetrate them. and when they cum they just go 'ooh' all quiet like and you dunno if they cum or if you hurt them by accident.

see told ya, here is my real result from the all knowing facebook test that is scientifically proven to have 100% accuracy.

Oh my god… You are a sexpert!

Wow, you are a freak! Your sexpertise is out of this world and you know how to satisfy your partners inexplicably. Whoever gets the pleasure of your graces is one lucky person!

Kudos for having great taste in food and sex.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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and my food choices are excellent it says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am naff - thats all

But i am expert at eating rare steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and my food choices are excellent it says."

who cares about accuracy

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy "

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?"

Was just thinking of the disappointing ham and bread I'm going to make tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?"

you mean hungry to have more sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average but whats this breakfast milarky when your entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?"

been hungry since the bacon butty thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?"

only for sushi

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?

only for sushi

"

lol. that ethiopian food looked good as well i was thinking.

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

I got sexpert whoop whoop

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?

you mean hungry to have more sex? "

no, loads of us want food now, look at all the replies (and thanks for posting them).

i just had a jam buttie now, that i really didn't need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and my food choices are excellent it says.

who cares about accuracy

i'm really hungry since i took the test. nobody else?

only for sushi

"

I could do.with some Sashimi and Nigiri

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I got "sexpert"

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Wow, you are a freak! Your sexpertise is out of this world and you know how to satisfy your partners inexplicably. Whoever gets the pleasure of your graces is one lucky person!

Kudos for having great taste in food and sex.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Apparently I've got experience

There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge.

Let’s see if your cooking skills match!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I've got experience

There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge.

Let’s see if your cooking skills match!"

so what about your cooking skills then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average. Some of the choices I wouldn't have picked any, so chose randomly. The bread one I had no idea what some of them were, as it's an American quiz.

In reality I'm bloody amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was no Marmite on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was no Marmite on it."

Ya that's bad, how can they miss that option..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was no Marmite on it.

Ya that's bad, how can they miss that option.."

Bloody Americans. Can we even get Ethiopian food here? Where was the kebab option??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i great in bed but no one will every know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I am average. Better than being poor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was no Marmite on it.

Ya that's bad, how can they miss that option..

Bloody Americans. Can we even get Ethiopian food here? Where was the kebab option??"

Forget kebab... What happen to fish and chips... I think it is because this site is maintained by Trump, he putting America first, that is why no English food option..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey I am average. Better than being poor "

What 77 meets and you are average?, I think you are on diet and you being avoiding some foods... Lol did u skip some questions?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Apparently I've got experience

There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge.

Let’s see if your cooking skills match!

so what about your cooking skills then?"

I can cook, but don't. No point just cooking for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed to look up the quiz, I already know I fall somewhere between hopeless and bloody hopeless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think i great in bed but no one will every know "

No, we heard from RSPCA, that you are sexpert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I've got experience

There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge.

Let’s see if your cooking skills match!

so what about your cooking skills then?

I can cook, but don't. No point just cooking for me."

Hmm u got a point.. Make a meal for two Tomorrow night, I will join u.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without taking the quiz, I'm pretty good at sleeping, I don't hog the duvet, but I can't comment on anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fantastic in bed.....

I can sleep for hours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69/100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god… You are a sexpert!

YAY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re an amorous amateur.

Inexperienced, you likely haven’t had many good sexual encounters — or at least your partners haven’t. Your taste in food says you focus too much on your own pleasure, often forgetting about the other person.

It’s never too late to improve! Go to a cooking class and learn how to mix flavors.

I would say I am ok in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm mind blowing in bed as I can sleep for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god… You are a sexpert!

YAY!"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't need no quiz to tell me I'm crap in bed

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"I'm an amorous amateur.... Said I was shit "

Hey! I raised your standards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just say "I could've been a Professional sex instructor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so rubbish the test wouldn't even let me take it

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

I'm terrible

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Apparently I have experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes we all do have some experience. But what level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm a "sexpert"

It's obviously magic and can deduce my sexual prowess through some mystic form or another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexpert....long live dairy and Hawaiian pizzas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has now allowed me to take the test, and says that I have experience and that; "There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge."

All that from just answering that I like cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been that long, I forget ??

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By *appily marriedCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

'You've got experience!' ........ tell me something I didn't know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It has now allowed me to take the test, and says that I have experience and that; "There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge."

All that from just answering that I like cake! "

Mine was from Thai. Was a tough choice between that and Mexican though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has now allowed me to take the test, and says that I have experience and that; "There’s no denying you know your way around the bedroom! You’ve made love enough to know exactly what you’re doing each time. You and your partner both benefit from your depth of sex knowledge."

All that from just answering that I like cake! "

How the fook did they draw that conclusion?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit, ask any of my veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im one of the best i get at least 7 hours sleep in mine every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply the best.

No quiz required... thank you

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

lol I'm average according to that quiz ..........

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got experience according to the quiz. It says i know my way round the bedroom and what i want lol

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

I am crap

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

An amorous amateur.. sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got sexpert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got you've got experience, although most of the answers I wanted either a box for other... or all of the above

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I got sexpert

Maybe it says more about my taste in foods though "

Snap! I got that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So all the sexpert ladies can one of you train this amateur lad. I can do on weekends will that work for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amorous amateur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got experience apparently I obviously had a great trainer in mr lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Well with those two on the first page, how can anybody take it seriously??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexpert.

Wow, you are a freak! Your sexpertise is out of this world and you know how to satisfy your partners inexplicably. Whoever gets the pleasure of your graces is one lucky person!

Kudos for having great taste in food and sex.

Wot a loada bollox!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I am amateur "

I've "got experience"

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got sexpert. I do love my food though

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

I am great in bed.. sleep so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bloody awesome...

but I have not taken the quiz yet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got experience

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got average...I'm better at food than sex ??x

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