FabSwingers.com forum: Worst meet ever?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So here's a topic! For all to get involved in! What has been everyone's worst meet and why

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By *weeSeekoeieCouple
over a year ago

Richmond

"So here's a topic! For all to get involved in! What has been everyone's worst meet and why

Social meet--couldn't get him to say a word for the first half of the pint (god knows I tried), then happened on the topic of ice hockey (HOW??) and he wouldn't shut up, I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

Need I mention that I am not a hockey fan?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

This guy wasn't off this site.

Met up at a pub for a social, drink, chat all good.

Went off to his for a coffee

Had a snog, started getting a bit stronger then he proceeded to actually bite me, WTF.

Outta there and never to return

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

Croydon Area

We met up with a guy for a social in a bar and he sat there chewing his fingers nails and spitting them onto the floor! He had extremely dirty hands/fingers to.

We made our excuses after around 20 minutes and ran for the hills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha sounds painfully awkward! I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was it a hard bite? Or a sexual bite? Lmao!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went with a lady friend to meet a couple. We got there and there was him but not her. She was still at work so it seems but would be on her way soon! He said they were genuine just look at their feedback which we had done but she never appea_ed.

He then said I have a lady up the road who will come and join us so sent her text after text but no sign of her.

The main room carpet consisted of a jigsaw of offcuts., the largest being about 2 feet, none of them square and they had never had a vacuum near them.

We gave him the benefit of the doubt for about 15 minutes and then left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was it a hard bite? Or a sexual bite? Lmao!

He didn't take kindly to full force punch in the face, it was a proper bite, luckily it didn't break the flesh.

He may have had to visit the dentist the next day as I planted my centre knuckle square onto his jaw.

I know how to defend myself.

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everybody loves kung fu fighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember going on a blind date on here with a mature woman was my aunty ackward she told me what she would wear and what id wearing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i remember going on a blind date on here with a mature woman was my aunty ackward she told me what she would wear and what id wearing lol"
i think you win then most awkward award ever!! Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went with a lady friend to meet a couple. We got there and there was him but not her. She was still at work so it seems but would be on her way soon! He said they were genuine just look at their feedback which we had done but she never appea_ed.

He then said I have a lady up the road who will come and join us so sent her text after text but no sign of her.

The main room carpet consisted of a jigsaw of offcuts., the largest being about 2 feet, none of them square and they had never had a vacuum near them.

We gave him the benefit of the doubt for about 15 minutes and then left."
sounds super creepy!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Got to the point of putting on a condom and he said he forgot them. Told him it wasnt going to happen. Had discussed condoms before the meet. Got up and got dressed. He ask where i was going and i said home. He then texted me later to ask if he could meet the next night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got to the point of putting on a condom and he said he forgot them. Told him it wasnt going to happen. Had discussed condoms before the meet. Got up and got dressed. He ask where i was going and i said home. He then texted me later to ask if he could meet the next night

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wow! Bet you was super annoyed I know I would be

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

met a couple off here, failed to mention she was approx. 8months 3weeks pregnant, she entirely disinterested, he talked about football and eyeballed Slim lasciviously, then mailed persistently about what he wanted to do to her seeing as his mrs was pregnant and out of action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why didnt he just go and fetch 1 lol

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Ive probably been a few meets ..worst meet . Over the past few years been having the usually single dad problems with the mother over access of my kids . The stress of it all affected my mojo and another major issue ..ED . So i turn up to a club and cant get hard ..fooking nightmare . Also had a cpl meets where its all gone wrong . Then it affects your confidence after that . Been a slow road to recovery ..thanks to the imported viagras from india lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most awkward meet and only reason I'm posting is because she no longer on this site but had a meet that I thought was going well until she stated she had cum hard and what she thought was her own juices was in fact poo. I didn't make a fuss and reassu_ed her it was OK though. No I'm not into poo play so I was a little freaked out but think I hid it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we never verified each other and we haven't spoke since

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Frustrating. I always bring my own just in case they "forget"

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Had a mmf meet arranged with my other half...but on the night the guy wouldn't answer his phone and as we were in the "party" mood we quickly arranged another guy to come along....did they BOTH not turn up at the same time! Oops, double booked! lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Frustrating. I always bring my own just in case they "forget" "

I normally do now although i did get the impression even if i had my own on that night he would have come up with an excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a mmf meet arranged with my other half...but on the night the guy wouldn't answer his phone and as we were in the "party" mood we quickly arranged another guy to come along....did they BOTH not turn up at the same time! Oops, double booked! lol

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sounds like you had a busy night

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

sounds like you had a busy night

Yea...was just thinking the thread was "worst ever meet"...that one wasn't too bad actually! lolol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i've had that, except i already had 2 guys round for a 3sum coz i thought the first guy wasn't coming. i did say he was welcome to join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sounds like you had a busy night

Filthy girl

Yea...was just thinking the thread was "worst ever meet"...that one wasn't too bad actually! lolol

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Filthy girl

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

claimed to be same age as me and was same age as my dad!

I told him he was not for me and he then offe_ed me money

another meet was showing off and pranged his car on arrival I laughed and he left about 2.5 mins later

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once had a social with a guy (not from this site) who turned up wearing a brown and yellow bumble bee style jumper that his mother had knitted for him. I couldn't take him seriously. Then he suggested I go with him and have tea and cake with him and his mum at their home, he was 45 years old!!!

I certainly felt very uneasy. I made my excuses and left and he followed me. Luckily I was at a busy shopping centre so lost him in the place....phew

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I was having quite vanilla sex, and he asked me to keep still legs flat on the bed, dont look at him directly, and please dont make a sound as it was distracting him from sorting a rymthm

I feigned cramp and ran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple, and the poor guy was bit nervous, ended well but to begin with we thought it would be over quickly!

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By *egin551Couple
over a year ago

south west !

We had meet with a guy, my wife started proceedings off and he started to play with my wifes hair as he were washing it, he then took her dress off, took him ages to get hard, he could not stay hard, after what seemed to be a lifetime, he finally came and picked my wifes dress up and wiped his cock with it, we still tried to be welcoming, made him a cup of tea, then he started spouting off about why disabled people had to have special parking spaces (as he was complaining he could not park outside)

The thing is, we have two disabled children, this sent both of us over the cliff and I chucked him out of our house with just his underwear on.

That was our worst meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy turned up but looked older than anticipated and a double of the Mrs' step father. So it as a no.

His parting comment to Mr Littlesox was, "Could I wank you off in the toilets?". Erm, nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet a guy from here but turned out it was my brothers last night working at the local bingo before moving away. So my mum said we should go to bingo that night (I hate bingo but at least there was a bar!). The guy was driving and would pick me up, was our first time meeting. I said text me when he was outside and I would go out and meet him. So was surprised to look up and see him striding through the bingo hall towards our table! He sat down and introduced himself to my mother. They were getting on like a house on fire (both ex army) and we ended up staying for another hour in which time he introduced himself to my brother also. cringe cringe cringe!! To this day my mum still asks "whatever happened to that nice lad from the bingo"... well I'll tell you what happened mum. He got ditched as soon as we got out of the bingo!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We had meet with a guy, my wife started proceedings off and he started to play with my wifes hair as he were washing it, he then took her dress off, took him ages to get hard, he could not stay hard, after what seemed to be a lifetime, he finally came and picked my wifes dress up and wiped his cock with it, we still tried to be welcoming, made him a cup of tea, then he started spouting off about why disabled people had to have special parking spaces (as he was complaining he could not park outside)

The thing is, we have two disabled children, this sent both of us over the cliff and I chucked him out of our house with just his underwear on.

That was our worst meet.

He wiped his cock on her dress? The filthy b/s then moaning about disabled parking! You did right chucking him out

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Girl was much larger then I saw in the photos, great camera angles...gave her benefit of doubt but her fanny stank when her legs opened so I had to bail!!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The garden should have given the game away, overgrown, broken down motor bike in it. When door was opened there were grass and s growing on the inside of the door in the dirt there.

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By *ibullMan
over a year ago

swingingcuckville

"I was having quite vanilla sex, and he asked me to keep still legs flat on the bed, dont look at him directly, and please dont make a sound as it was distracting him from sorting a rymthm

I feigned cramp and ran"

oh dear, how bloody awful and theres guys like me who cant get a look in because of idiots like him!!

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple
over a year ago

coventry

N had a meet he turned up late even though we watched him from the hotel room parked down to road for 30 minutes and forgot to mention he had no condoms until the very crucial moment, play did continue as she made him put one of mine on which wasn't a good fit lol, it must of ruined the night as he didn't cum of even leave her a veri the selfish co+.

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By *ibullMan
over a year ago

swingingcuckville

"N had a meet he turned up late even though we watched him from the hotel room parked down to road for 30 minutes and forgot to mention he had no condoms until the very crucial moment, play did continue as she made him put one of mine on which wasn't a good fit lol, it must of ruined the night as he didn't cum of even leave her a veri the selfish co+. "

Frustrating for us genuine blokes to hear of idiots acting like this and ruining our chances..tut tut..

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

"Girl was much larger then I saw in the photos, great camera angles...gave her benefit of doubt but her fanny stank when her legs opened so I had to bail!!!"
Had that one night made my car stink she couldn't have washed for weeks made whole car stink can't believe she didn't smell it either

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Frustrating for us genuine blokes to hear of idiots acting like this and ruining our chances..tut tut..

It just means you have to work harder with us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet with a guy i had met before. Went to hes house. We were sitting chatting when another guy turned up. My meet had invited him and other's for a get together but no other's showed up.after a while there was a knock on the door. My meet went to open it and it was a women who started shouting at him quite loudly. The other guy who was there took off. I sat in the living room while my meet and the woman started shouting in the back yard. I coudnt go home as i dont drive so i had to wait until the women went. My meet told me it was hes estranged wife.it wasnt good to witness that. When he eventually drove me home (before he even got to mine) he had to stop to take a phone call from hes estranged wife. (More shouting)in time i did get home safe. Ave learned a valuable lesson. Never to go to a guy's home unless i know am going to be safe from estranged wives turning up. Oh by the way nothing sexual did happen with me and my meet. (Thank god)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

If o was meeting you I'd be rock hard on arrival as well. Maybe last a bit longer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet with a husband and wife "couple" for a group of guys to please her at hotel.

Met the hubby in the bar and when we all went up to the room found out wifey was an inflatable.

Needless to say we didn't indulge him.

Had a good drink and laugh in the bar with the other lads though.

The wonderful world of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most awkward meet and only reason I'm posting is because she no longer on this site but had a meet that I thought was going well until she stated she had cum hard and what she thought was her own juices was in fact poo. I didn't make a fuss and reassu_ed her it was OK though. No I'm not into poo play so I was a little freaked out but think I hid it well

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Omg! !! But lovely way to deal with it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what my worst meet was and it still haunts me to this day. If you want to know.. message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is, we have two disabled children, this sent both of us over the cliff and I chucked him out of our house with just his underwear on.

That was our worst meet.

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wiped his cock on dress!! Omg I'm crying laughing

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Social with a couple who were more interested in themselves.

No conversation other than about themselves and to top it all the lady and I quote ' hated bi women'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never laughed so much in my life

Brilliant thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From another site, we met a 60 yr old couple. He couldn't get an erection and when I was banging his wife from behind, he said, "Go easy, I once broke her pussy and so now it's delicate", how to wreck the moment!

Then in a 69 with her, my knees kept knocking because her teeth was scraping the flesh off my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From another site, we met a 60 yr old couple. He couldn't get an erection and when I was banging his wife from behind, he said, "Go easy, I once broke her pussy and so now it's delicate", how to wreck the moment!

Then in a 69 with her, my knees kept knocking because her teeth was scraping the flesh off my cock."
can't breathe

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By *heekyScouse1980Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Was seeing a girl back in my teens and ended up back at hers one afternoon for a bit of fun, her mum and dad were downstairs so we had to be quiet, plus her old man was an ex copper. We had a bit of fun and when we finished I went the loo to clean up, put the condom in the bathroom bin and went back to her room. About 20 minutes later we heard her mum screaming so we both ran out to see what was the matter and their beloved pet poodle is on the landing choking. Yep you guessed it, the little shit had got it out of the bin and tried to eat it. Managed to remove the blockage..... Just as her dad gets to the top of the stairs. For some reason I wasn't invited round theirs after that. Her dad was one ungrateful sod

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By *ibullMan
over a year ago

swingingcuckville

Frustrating for us genuine blokes to hear of idiots acting like this and ruining our chances..tut tut..

It just means you have to work harder with us...."

I do I do..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple for a social, she was chatty, very touchy feely but he hardly said a word and was sat so far from the table, he could have been sat on another table altogether. Back at our place he just watched as the three of us played, then suddenly he whipped his cock out, banged his wife for about a minute and shot his load. In less than two minutes after that they where dressed and out the door, not even a good bye.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Met a guy, had a drink and a flirt with him, went for a drive, had some fun with him in my car -hands and Bj - he came like a fountain and little bit unexpectedly - some went on the car seat - not that easy to clean off.

We decided to drive and find a nice outside area where we could actually have sex - we literally put the Condom on, got it in and he came

so pretty sexually unsatisfactory for me! Then to top it off he started telling me how he'd lost £270 seeing me that day ( his choice on the day & time) and could I lend it to him until the following Friday - obvs I said no so then he was like sorry I wanted to play more but I got to go back to work then

He also couldn't take no for an answer - ring once - I'm at work - then ring another 7 times in quick succession - had to block him!!

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By *ot Wife BeckyCouple
over a year ago

Near Agde

Our first meet was probably the worst. In the days before the Internet was invented, we found a guy who'd advertised himself in the local paper as being a bit of a stud.

We duly arrived at his flat, to be greeted by him and his Alsation dog who could easily have doubled for a grizzly bear.

After watching them have a fight for ten minutes when he was attempting to lock the dog in the kitchen, said stud reti_ed to the bedroom and came back dragging the duvet and laid it on the floor.

Becky felt that he could deliver the goods, despite our suppressed hilarity so she lifted her dress, took off her knickers and offe_ed herself on all fours to our host.

He almost keeled over with shock and after dropping his trousers, he positioned himself behind her. After being reminded that he needed a condom, he spend a few minutes trying to get the wrapper open and putting it on. He'd just succeeded when he came.

He mumbled something like 'that doesn't normally happen' got up, collected the duvet and went off to bed, leaving Becky still in the brace position...!

For some strange reason, we pursue our interest in swinging to this day.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social meet. I ended up playing his therapist... And not in a fun 'come sit on my couch' way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got chatting to a SINGLE woman on here and cutting a long story short-I liked her and she liked me so we desided to meet.

She got dropped off at mine by a guy in a little van and came stumbling up the drive and the van drove off.I opened the door and she nearly fell in she was that d*unk.I started laughing and she just pushed/walked straight past me into my house and fell over my coffee table and she just lay there laughing.

I helped her up and she said-Where's your bathroom quick.I showed her where it was and she spent 10 min in there being sick.

She walked out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN OR WHAT AND I WANT IT BAREBACK.

She could barely walk and she was way to d*unk for that and had just been sick so I said no as I don't do bareback and you too d*unk.

She walked straight back into the bathroom and I could here her on her phone saying.Pick me back up babe he's not going to do it.

She stayed in there for about 5min and her phone rang and she walked straight out the bathroom and opened my front door and walked/Stumbled out and got into the little van and as they was driving off she wound the window down and shouted YOU FUCKING VIRGIN then they drove off.

I just sat here in shock but laughing.

I like having a laugh but that was just on another level of weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got chatting to a SINGLE woman on here and cutting a long story short-I liked her and she liked me so we desided to meet.

I helped her up and she said-Where's your bathroom quick.I showed her where it was and she spent 10 min in there being sick.

She walked out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN OR WHAT AND I WANT IT BAREBACK.

She could barely walk and she was way to d*unk for that and had just been sick so I said no as I don't do bareback and you too d*unk.

She walked straight back into the bathroom and I could here her on her phone saying.Pick me back up babe he's not going to do it.

I just sat here in shock but laughing.

I like having a laugh but that was just on another level of weird."

Hahaha now that is a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got chatting to a SINGLE woman on here and cutting a long story short-I liked her and she liked me so we desided to meet.

I helped her up and she said-Where's your bathroom quick.I showed her where it was and she spent 10 min in there being sick.

She walked out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN OR WHAT AND I WANT IT BAREBACK.

She could barely walk and she was way to d*unk for that and had just been sick so I said no as I don't do bareback and you too d*unk.

She walked straight back into the bathroom and I could here her on her phone saying.Pick me back up babe he's not going to do it.

I just sat here in shock but laughing.

I like having a laugh but that was just on another level of weird.

Hahaha now that is a cracker! :-

I have those mad moments where I think back about what happened and just start laughing and people think I'm insane lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got chatting to a SINGLE woman on here and cutting a long story short-I liked her and she liked me so we desided to meet.

I helped her up and she said-Where's your bathroom quick.I showed her where it was and she spent 10 min in there being sick.

She walked out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN OR WHAT AND I WANT IT BAREBACK.

She could barely walk and she was way to d*unk for that and had just been sick so I said no as I don't do bareback and you too d*unk.

She walked straight back into the bathroom and I could here her on her phone saying.Pick me back up babe he's not going to do it.

I just sat here in shock but laughing.

I like having a laugh but that was just on another level of weird.

Hahaha now that is a cracker! :-

I have those mad moments where I think back about what happened and just start laughing and people think I'm insane lol "

I could actually picture it in my head as I was reading it. Definitely made me laugh. So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See is that actually "worse" meet material?

I used to attend "hornyporny" parties at The Lodge in Gloucester. Normally used to go with a lady friend. One time she couldn't make it...so I arranged to take another lady....who pulled out on the day as let down by child minder. Managed to arrange another....all OK...but the first AND second then got back to me saying they could come....so I took all three!

I did, however, get rather ripped by the door staff....hornyporny psrties were meant to be "greedy girl" parties!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Resulted in a trip to A&E

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By *arkandjaneCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

We've had a few bad ones, but we did manage to laugh them off, it's a good way to deal with the disappointment.

One of them, we decided we would meet this young guy we had chatting with for some time. The things he was going to do to me were unreal.

The night in question we met him in a quiet car park in the country, he got in the back of the car with me, we were quite happy with this set up, we chatted and played a little then as things started to hot up he asked if I was up for that great fucking he talked to us about, Mark was with me and agreed it would be great to watch me get this super pounding in the back of the car.

Anyway I pulled down my knickers, got on my knees and said give it to me, the guy quickly rolled on his condom pushing the tip of his cock against my pussy, which I might add was soaking at this point with the anticipation of what was to come. He slid all the way into me in one go pulled out then back in again pulled out then as he pushed for the third time I felt him tense up, yes he shot his load after all of ten seconds. He pulled out , pulled up his pants then made his excuses to leave.

Mark looked at me from the front and we burst out laughing, we never heard from him again

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By *arkandjaneCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We've had a few bad ones, but we did manage to laugh them off, it's a good way to deal with the disappointment.

One of them, we decided we would meet this young guy we had chatting with for some time. The things he was going to do to me were unreal.

Mark looked at me from the front and we burst out laughing, we never heard from him again "

What a complete plonker....so bad! Sounds like a man from Fab lol. Joking guys before you scream at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

Wow nothing like feeling special .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple he and her 27, said they needed a drink `12 0 clock at night gave them 30 quid, watched her have a piss while he went to the off licence he came back, drove to their house,settled me down in the sitingroom watching some porno ,she went into another room they started arguing over something, after 15 mins i had enough and left, never even got the offer of a can of lager

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By *coutcom89Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

Holy Moses you deserve a lot better than that! Stunning lady. I would want to stay for days to have as much fun as humanly possible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the best threads I have read on here!

I attended a gang bang and all was going swimmingly, had a blow job as the nether regions were busy.

I went down to said nether regions to watch whilst I got my second wind, she had her legs in the air as a guy was banging her so ass was in full view which clearly hadn't been wiped since the last time she had a no.2.

I am a bit of a fan of toilet stuff but stale stuff around her ass was a turn off, I got dressed and did a runner. I did feel a bit sorry for the guy whose bollocks were banging on her shitty ass but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the best threads I have read on here!

I attended a gang bang and all was going swimmingly, had a blow job as the nether regions were busy.

haha fucking great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst meet i have most likely not had it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our worst meet was when we arranged to meet a friend couple from a previous session. All was going well when another couple started chatting and asked our "friends" if they could join in our friends agreed. Then 2 minutes into having two other people thrust upon us, our friends male half makes an excuse and they left with us entertaining the new couple. Needless to say neither of us were happy and it ruined the night. Several months later and we bump into the male half again with a new partner who asks if we can play with his new partner because he knows my wife is a goer!

Bellius endius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst meet was a drink with a girl who had met another guy a few years before...

She took all my details and sent them to a friend for security (my name, address, phone number etc and a picture), I was happy to do this and thought it was a very smart thing to do anyway.

We met in a pub, she told me her last meet was with a guy who tied her up, STABBED her and was going to kill her, it was in secret so no one knew where she was, her soldier husband was away, she bluffed it by saying she had given his name, number and picture to her friend, I cant remember the exact outcome but he changed his mind and dropped her to a hospital and fucked off.

I sat, open mouthed, as she told this tale, then she asked if I wanted to meet again somewhere more discreet, that she liked being tied up and threatened with knives, I said I would message her, left and deleted her number.

If it was a true story it must have been a harrowing experience for her, but why go and do it AGAIN?? It put me off meeting for a few years and made me paranoid that I would get stabbed if I met someone, after that I put safeguards in place for myself, I also worried that someone would get hurt and I would be falsely accused of it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We met up with a guy for a social in a bar and he sat there chewing his fingers nails and spitting them onto the floor! He had extremely dirty hands/fingers to.

We made our excuses after around 20 minutes and ran for the hills. "

Eew that's vile!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Someone complained i was too noisy and then told me he wasnt into 'chubby' girls anyway.... im a size 8...

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"So here's a topic! For all to get involved in! What has been everyone's worst meet and why

Need I mention that I am not a hockey fan?"

Puck me! Isn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one for me was a few years ago, a local couple looking for a bi-guy. Chatted with him, saw pics of them both, she was stunning, way out of his league, but Hey, not my call....turned up nearby, was asked to wait in the car, he came out to chat, and to see if I was her type. Anyway, after about 30 minutes of him texting her, and explaining she was nervous, I was eventually invited in,shown up to a spare room, and asked to get undressed. He kept popping to the main bedroom to speak to her, then he said he'd leave us together for a while.

A vision walked in, completely naked, all over tan, amazing face and figure. We kissed for a while then she stroked my cock...then excused herself. Came back with him, and very soft play ensued. After about 5 minutes she started to whisper in his ear, and once again, they went out...he came back and apologised, saying she wasn't really feeling it. No problem, if happens. Got dressed and left. By the time I had got to my car, he had sent me a text suggested I meet him at the garages down the road while he "walked the dog" and I could fuck him, but she mustn't know.....oddly enough I declined his kind offer.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Drove to a guy's flat and was welcomed with the offer of a drink, I asked for tea and he had a vodka. He went to the kitchen to make the tea and I kept hearing sniffing (I was innocent then, now I know). Came back without any tea saying how I was gorgeous and beautiful over and over again and wanted a kiss. As he went to kiss me his tongue shot out and was absolutely bone dry!!!

Told him to have a drink so he did. A large glass of neat vodka. Kiss attempt was then stinky and still dry so I kicked him off me as he wouldn't let go and left.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"This guy wasn't off this site.

Met up at a pub for a social, drink, chat all good.

Went off to his for a coffee

Had a snog, started getting a bit stronger then he proceeded to actually bite me, WTF.

Outta there and never to return

Maybe should have had a meal at the pub too.. taken the edge of his appetite

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A few years ago I had a hotel meet with a postman! We got naked on the bed and proceeded to get intimate. Upon going 'down' on me he looked at me and said 'I've never seen a Vagina like this before' in a very negative way like I was disfigu_ed or something. Figu_ed out he had only ever had sex with 1 woman before me. Needless to say, I checked my phone and 'had to be called away on urgent business' thank god I got away!

I still sometimes feel I'm different to other women and it knocked my confidence.

What a plonker!!!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

So far so good.. I'm not starring in any of the stories

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"So far so good.. I'm not starring in any of the stories

We cant name and shame.....LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first ever meet at Chams, just glad it didn't put us off

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By *nforcer68Man
over a year ago

leeds

Once met a woman for a day meet pre internet through the paper ads.

Had to drive nearly 3 hours after a night shift but when she opened the door was greeted by a stunner so thought it was well worth it. We had a bit of foreplay but after a 12 hour shift and a 3 hour drive i started to nod off. To make things worse she had a very monotone voice and wouldn't shut up, also every now and then i could also here a banging noise which became rhythmic.

Eventually with her voice, the rhythmic banging, a 12 hour shift and 3 hour drive i fell asleep mid shag.

I was woken by a scream and a bang as her husband who had been hiding behind the curtains filming us and had been wanking got cramp and fell over straight onto me who was asleep laying on his wife with my cock still in her.

Somehow i dont think that would be a porno worth watching.

Never met them again, i wonder why ;

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By *D835Man
over a year ago

London

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By *D835Man
over a year ago

London

"I got chatting to a SINGLE woman on here and cutting a long story short-I liked her and she liked me so we desided to meet.

I helped her up and she said-Where's your bathroom quick.I showed her where it was and she spent 10 min in there being sick.

She walked out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN OR WHAT AND I WANT IT BAREBACK.

She could barely walk and she was way to d*unk for that and had just been sick so I said no as I don't do bareback and you too d*unk.

She walked straight back into the bathroom and I could here her on her phone saying.Pick me back up babe he's not going to do it.

I just sat here in shock but laughing.

I like having a laugh but that was just on another level of weird.

Hahaha now that is a cracker! :-

I have those mad moments where I think back about what happened and just start laughing and people think I'm insane lol "

You are not insane, you did the right thing. (....you virgin lol...

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"So far so good.. I'm not starring in any of the stories

We cant name and shame.....LOL.

Lol.. I meant I'm not recognising myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i ever get one/two ill let you all know how it went. Until then im in the no meet club

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"So far so good.. I'm not starring in any of the stories

We cant name and shame.....LOL.

Lol.. I meant I'm not recognising myself

That's all good then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So here's a topic! For all to get involved in! What has been everyone's worst meet and why

Havent had a bad meet yet thankfully, but how things are at the moment id rather a bad meet than the nothing im getting now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So here's a topic! For all to get involved in! What has been everyone's worst meet and why

Meet a couple at their place, straight to their bedroom but kids in bedroom next door

I ran out!!

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

I had a gf who would talk dirty asking me to lick her out then fuck her hard and fast, pound her, that sort of thing.

After she'd had a few O's she again begged me to fuck her. I said 'I'm going to put my cock in and fuck you'. Her next words 'that's not very romantic is it?'

Needless to say that relationship didn't last but I did stay to finish the job in hand

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

I was getting it on with a lovely lady in Brighton, but she got distracted by her dog and started playing with it, letting the dog lick her face and neck and sure she was touching the dog bit too intimately. Then she didn't even wash her hands when eventually getting back to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always read through these threads expecting to recognize one of our meets in the various stories. I'm sure we've been someone's worst. One day, a girl can dream

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was getting it on with a lovely lady in Brighton, but she got distracted by her dog and started playing with it, letting the dog lick her face and neck and sure she was touching the dog bit too intimately. Then she didn't even wash her hands when eventually getting back to me!

She probably thought you had more germs than the dog. One thing to learn for future is that with pet owners the pet is more important than the man.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

I've got to be honest, I don't blame him.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

I've got to be honest, I don't blame him. "

What!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just spent the last hour laughing my arse off.

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By *igerboycoolMan
over a year ago

edinburgh/falkirk

Couple viewed my profile then sent a wink,so i replied and we started messaging.We arranged a social meet at a pub-restaurant.We swapped photos and set a time.I arrived and went into restaurant,there was a couple sitting in the backroom,had a look at them and smiled,they smiled back and kept chatting to each other.I went outside to phone them and make certain it was them but they didn't answer.Went back in and they igno_ed me,even when i tried polite conversation with them.Had a coffee,got up to leave and said to them"hope you enjoy your meal"and smiled at them.

They messaged me an hour later asking if i turned up.lol Ha Ha.

They said i broke protocol by walking back outside and phoning them.He said his wife liked the look of me but did i find her attractive.Would it be possible for another meet.I said yes.

They left site a week later.Don't know if they ever returned.

Always have a sense of humour and don't take site too seriously.Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst meet was back when I didn't have my own transport and I'd been messaging a couple for a while and they said to me get a taxi to go to theirs and they will go halves with me so I thought why not! I got there the woman was asleep in bed and it was just the bloke that was up messaging me. The woman kicked off because he had invited someone round I then left immediately absolute nightmare!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My very first meet.

Was supposed to be a social, see if he was someone my partner & I would get on with. After a few days of chatting, arranged to meet at a local pub, I walked there, it was packed so when he arrived we agreed to go to another place in his van - my first mistake.

Driving along he pulled over and asked for a BJ! Told him "no way, we're here to talk not shag,best take me back now" he tried 3 more times on the drive back - let's just say being a black belt, boxer & former rugby player has never been so useful!!!

He then left a veri saying I'd given him the best oral ever & had an amazing body - didn't go down well with my OH!

When I challenged him, he said he thought he was doing me a favour as I was new & obviously needed a good veri!

He then left 2 more veris claiming to have met me again - both at times luckily I was with my OH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had a bad one really but did have a 4sum once where when the other couple left we looked at each other and laughed like 'wtf was that all about' - not quite both taking one for the team but some folk are a little strange -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a gorgeous guy for a drink. Things seemed to be going well so we went back to his. We were kissing on his bed and moved down to tease his cock with my tongue. Started sucking his cock and he asked me to slide a finger in him (I obliged). A moment later I just got this waft of shit. I pulled away and he'd shit the bed. I got up and headed to the main bathroom to wash/bleach my hands (honestly expecting him to be in the shower in his ensuite). I walked back in and he was laid out on the bed still! Shit all over balls and thighs. Big grin on his face...."Come back to bed Babe!". Not a care in the world! I grabbed my clothes and got straight out of there!

Months later he popped up on a dating site, messaging to ask if we could pick up where we left off???!!! Now maybe I'm a bit prude but it's game over once someone shits the bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another worse meet was a guy who was obviously very horny, kept messaging asking to meet. Finally meet at mine after chatting on the phone once a couple of days earlier. He turned in in gym running shorts and top, looked completely different from his photos and I gave him a bj after small talk. He came within seconds .. and he immediately ran out of the door and never responded to my messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unexpected TS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a meet off here,met a woman at a hotel,staying there through work,she said she was too,arranged to meet n go for drink 8pm,went to her room n she already had the wine flowing,she didn't know my room,important point,went outside to taxi,just as one of my work colleagues was coming out,she grabbed him n persuaded him to come,wasn't happy with this,hey ho,sitting in pub beer garden n she's telling tale bout being owner of franchises,then had that feeling was being watched? Looked up n three big ish looking blokes,one older n two younger,turns out their her husband n sons! Put her in hotel to try n 'dry' her out n tracked her down when she went missing??. For some reason hubby thought it was my mate who was trying to get into her

n was turning bit heavy,she then starts effing n blinding,family kinda pub,me n mate ring taxi,hide in corner of bar,taxi comes out we run,woman,hubby n sons fighting on pavement,back in hotel,lock door,luckily was my last day on job so was gone by 4am wasn't funny at time but

now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been messageing a couple for a while who were staying in a local hotel. So went to meet them. Met him at reception then went up to room. No partner there. he said she was in the bar and wanted to make sure I was a nice guy first. He then went to get his wife. Came back on his own and said she was too nervous and was I bi? I quickly left and I'm guessing there never was a partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy lock me in once and took me half hour to persuade him to unlock the door for me to leave

All because I had said initially I would stay over but changed my mind and wanted to go home after we'd fucked

Wasn't our first meet either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these stories confirm I have no need to arrange meets. Messaging endlessly is fruitless so I now just put up a status update to meet in clubs. I meet couples and singles who are genuine in a safe and neutral environment. No uncomfortable silences, out staying welcome etc. It works for me, but everyone is different.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Our first ever time at an adult club which was our first foray into swinging. We chatted to a quite cute couple, she had a body stocking on and was extremely fit looking. The guy had very tight trousers on and looked quite large

We went to a room, got undressed, they looked everything and more naked. That's when it went downhill. They had very specific 'needs'. Her nipples were not too be sucked, only licked, in a clockwise direction. Her clit was only allowed to be licked in an anti-clockwise direction. However, you couldn't touch both at the same time. Either clit or tit (just the one) at a time.

As for the man. You could only lick down his shaft, not suck on his cock. If you wanted, you could put just the bell end in your mouth but no sucking. You were NOT allowed to play with his balls, nor hold him by the buttocks. But you could wank him though

We didn't go to full play even though they offe_ed. We nearly gave up on swinging as a bad idea. Glad we perseve_ed as it's been mostly fun ever since.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I had an experience with a man. We started to get down to it, he was really only interested in kissing me. The kissing went on for what seemed like forever, he wasn't interested in my boobs or anything else on my body. All of a sudden he whipped his trousers and underpants off, threw me on the bed (I thought wtf), seemed in his own world, then proceeded to try to penetrate me, tried everywhere to put it inside me pushing my hands away, tried shagging the inside of my thigh too then after about half an hour announced 'I can't find your vagina', got up and sat on the bed head in his hands. I got up, got dressed and left....wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't a fab or even a swinger type worst meet but a young squaddie pulls a stunner type worst meet. I was based in Colchester and had met an attractive older woman in a nightclub called kings (I think). Anyway after a night of dancing we headed back to hers. She took me to her bedroom and we performed all manner of naughtiness. "Where's the worst meet in that?" I hear you cry. Well just as I'm hammering from behind and doing my regiment proud the bedroom door opens and a young girl of around 6 or 7 walks in and asks her mum for a drink of water. She then looks me square in the eyes and ask's "Are you my new daddy now" Needless to say that the next bathroom break involved me climbing out of the 1st floor window and running back to camp.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many bad meets but generally in the early days before I got a little more confident and wise.

Before Fab there was the guy who locked me in his flat waving around a fake gun (I didn't know it was fake) and he wanted to drive me in the middle of the night to an RAF base. I legged it as soon as we got out of the flat.

Then the older guy who took of the condom mid sex session. I didn't realise until I saw the cum afterwards dribbling down my leg (now i'm aware that constitutes assault).

There was the time the French guy was so rough trying to finger blast me that he tore my inner labia. I told him afterwards (even though I was in pain I didn't complain because I didn't want to ruin the mood) and he didn't seem bothe_ed.

There was the time I went round to a guy's house after a previous social meet. We had sex in the lounge on the sofa which was over very quickly and then there was a knock at the front door. He freaked out, turned off all the lights and tv and begged me to be quiet. I quickly got dressed and he asked me to wait in the garden while he got rid of the person (it was raining and I was barefoot. The garden backed onto a river so I had no way of leaving. Eventually he opened the back door, threw my shoes out then closed the door again and locked it. Finally he came back and let me in once he'd checked the coast was clear. I looked at him like he was a total moron and he said "I am single - honest!" Said he wanted to meet again

Most recent was a few months after my hysterectomy. I'd slept with hubby and one other guy and it had all been fine. No pain or anything. Bumped into a guy in the club who we'd previously spent a couple of hours talking to. Me and him went into a private room after me and hubby had made it clear how gentle he needed to be. Well once we were in the room he was pounding away and very well endowed. I was in so much pain but didn't want to spoil it so I just suggested changing positions/me going on top etc but he still managed to keep pounding away. I should have said stop but I didn't. He came and then started searching for another condom. Apparently he can go again straight away. Thankfully I did say I couldn't take anymore. Went to the bathroom and I was bleeding. I started to cry as soon as I went to find my husband. It's now a year later and I still get pain when having sex. I've been checked and it's all healed but i'm convinced he damaged me.

There have also been plenty of meets where their hygiene was gross but I felt obliged to carry on. People turning up looking way older than their photos. pity shags that I really shouldn't have had. Being stood up. So very many bad meets!

Over the years I am getting better standing up for myself but I still have a long way to go. I've had some really wonderful meets which convinces me that there are good guys out there too! I just hate being rude or offending anyone or being a 'party pooper'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

I dont blame him ...your gorgeous

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"So many bad meets but generally in the early days before I got a little more confident and wise.

Then the older guy who took of the condom mid sex session. I didn't realise until I saw the cum afterwards dribbling down my leg (now i'm aware that constitutes assault).

Honey I can relate to a lot of this, thought it was only me who met such creeps and I think you are very brave noting down your bad experiences on this thread

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

"So many bad meets but generally in the early days before I got a little more confident and wise.

Then the older guy who took of the condom mid sex session. I didn't realise until I saw the cum afterwards dribbling down my leg (now i'm aware that constitutes assault).

After some of these experiences I'm surprised you are still here. I am just glad it hasn't jaded you so much that you've given up on us all.

Not all guys are bad but I do think the bad ones have more confidence and therefore more meets, that's probably why you hear so many bad stories and so few good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expecting a backlash of people blaming me for allowing myself to be treated that way so I appreciate your kind words. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was expecting a backlash of people blaming me for allowing myself to be treated that way so I appreciate your kind words. x"
your brave wow what made you want to keep swinging ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met for a social and got on ok so went back to their place.I rather presumptually took a bottle of champagne but they sort of killed the mood when they said they would prefer coffee.Then while making it popped back in and asked if we would like a biscuit.We should have left but soldie_ed on.I just could not get in the mood so the female of the couple went and got her magic wand.Nowhere to plug it in so mid shag the male half rushed out to the garage and got an extension lead.We laughed all the way home and swore never again.

But.

A couple we had met at a party were keen to meet us.We offe_ed to accommodate but they wanted to met at Abfabs.So we got dressed up sexy for a date and off we went.We were a bit late and sent them a text saying meet you in the bar area.As we walked in he waved at us from the pool we walked over and she was getting shagged by some guy they had arranged to meet earlier.We reti_ed to the lounge area and about ten minutes later the three of them came in with just towels around them.Mandys face said it all and they said oh dear we are a bit under dressed we will go and change.They came back wearing jogging bottoms and a sweatshirt.We looked at each other in disbelief and made our excuses.All worked out well though as we spent the evening with a charming couple.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was expecting a backlash of people blaming me for allowing myself to be treated that way so I appreciate your kind words. x"

Why would anyone say that to you. I completely get all you have said because I've had some bad experiences, ones I'm not brave enough to even divulge on here and two of mine ended up with me being inju_ed but I must admit now it's left me with less confidence and trust but I think we just need to be strong and use these bad experiences as a way of getting better experiences in the future....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was expecting a backlash of people blaming me for allowing myself to be treated that way so I appreciate your kind words. x your brave wow what made you want to keep swinging ?

As with all life, the majority of people are unreliable, selfish and deluded but occasionally you'll meet somebody who does have the same values as you, who will make and effort and who is a lovely person to be around. That's what stops me from just becoming a hermit! Most people will disappoint you so you just have to really, really appreciate the good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the weirdest of meets on Sunday evening

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"So many bad meets but generally in the early days before I got a little more confident and wise.

Then the older guy who took of the condom mid sex session. I didn't realise until I saw the cum afterwards dribbling down my leg (now i'm aware that constitutes assault).

Big hugs lovey x

Been there, similar situations too - fortunatly I eventually married a complete narcissistic bastard.

I say fortunatly, as when I finally divorced him, I swore I'd never be a doormat again - and I havn't x

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Well if you can call it a meet, I got chatting to this guy a while back now, so after a few days of messaging we decided to meet some where local to me as I don't drive, day before he messaged saying are we still on, yea I replied so on the day a walk took me a bout half and hour to get but I had messaged saying I was running a bit late, he replied that fine I'm on my way, so I got there after about half an hour I managed him asking where are you no reply, so I waited bit longer then walked home, by the time I got home he had met someone else and was verified x

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

"Girl was much larger then I saw in the photos, great camera angles...gave her benefit of doubt but her fanny stank when her legs opened so I had to bail!!!Had that one night made my car stink she couldn't have washed for weeks made whole car stink can't believe she didn't smell it either "

Yuck!!!

no excuse for not having a bath or shower before a meet!

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

"I met a gorgeous guy for a drink. Things seemed to be going well so we went back to his. We were kissing on his bed and moved down to tease his cock with my tongue. Started sucking his cock and he asked me to slide a finger in him (I obliged). A moment later I just got this waft of shit. I pulled away and he'd shit the bed. I got up and headed to the main bathroom to wash/bleach my hands (honestly expecting him to be in the shower in his ensuite). I walked back in and he was laid out on the bed still! Shit all over balls and thighs. Big grin on his face...."Come back to bed Babe!". Not a care in the world! I grabbed my clothes and got straight out of there!

Months later he popped up on a dating site, messaging to ask if we could pick up where we left off???!!! Now maybe I'm a bit prude but it's game over once someone shits the bed.."

Oh Jesus that's gross! T

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

This is a interesting forum to read about other peoples experiences

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I went to see an old forumite many years ago. She was a photographer and make up artist. Safe to say all these clever angles and make up techniques she looked nothing like her pictures!

I'd travelled 200 miles for her too. Hoodwinked!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I went to see an old forumite many years ago. She was a photographer and make up artist. Safe to say all these clever angles and make up techniques she looked nothing like her pictures!

I'd travelled 200 miles for her too. Hoodwinked!!

Hilarious....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oaft... well our worst was my (MrsTwinFlames) first FFM so I had been really looking forward to it although was pretty nervous. Turned out she was even more nervous and had got d*unk before she arrived. Then when she was at ours she drank her way through a litre of vodka (doing shots and everything) while I absolutely died of nerves as I now wanted to back out. She started telling us all about finding her ex dead and about her mental health issues etc. NOT setting the mood!! Well anyway, eventually I got brave, stripped MYSELF off as clearly she wasn't going to and we got at it. (Waste not want not). But afterwards she was so blind d*unk she refused to dress herself and chose leave in her (too) wee sexy nightie with no underwear. I couldn't have a young woman go home alone in that state so I offe_ed to drive her home (I was sober). She went all psycho on the phone to her friend saying she didn't know where she was (despite me telling her she was being dropped off at home) and then fell asleep. Feeling more relaxed now, I 100% did not expect to then be suddenly and without warning PUNCHED square on the nose. Ouch!

Luckily for me, a police van was headed right for me so she was huckled into their van whilst fighting them in nothing but an ill fitting nightie with her ass hanging out. That took some explaining btw.

PC PLOD: "And how do you know her?"

Me: "Look this sounds really bad but..."

At least it didnt put us off. I just don't drive anyone anywhere now! So be sure to arrange your own transport before you PM us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what my worst meet was and it still haunts me to this day. If you want to know.. message me. "

She was my worst. Crackpot this one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unexpected TS."

You win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a meet with a husband and wife "couple" for a group of guys to please her at hotel.

Met the hubby in the bar and when we all went up to the room found out wifey was an inflatable.

Needless to say we didn't indulge him.

Had a good drink and laugh in the bar with the other lads though.

The wonderful world of fab

Ha ha ha! That is priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it will never happen for me or maybe i am wrong but i believe in being honest

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By *l4yerMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I had the weirdest of meets on Sunday evening

Do tell.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Months later he popped up on a dating site, messaging to ask if we could pick up where we left off???!!! Now maybe I'm a bit prude but it's game over once someone shits the bed.."

This is the winner so far - hilarious and horrendous. Sounds like he was a right party pooper

" Now maybe I'm a bit prude but it's game over once someone shits the bed.."

Is there a competition for quote of the week? There should be 'cos this is it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest forum ever!! Getting some strange looks as i laugh very loudly at the stories....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is extreme and is most definitely a worst meet. Hes a guy on here with a mass amount of verifications! It's a long story but we met this guy at our hotel for some naughty fun. It was our 3rd time meeting him (once at a small party in london) ,we got on well so invited him to our house after that on a seperate occasion . Anyway we were away on a short wowcher hotel break in the middle of nowhere and put up a meet ... he replied saying he'd love to meet and no worries about driving as it was a 2 hour drive to us..which we did think was odd but as we only just put the meet up when we arrived and thought great nice and easy and we know what we're getting. He arrives on time and we have a good social and then 3 good hours of playtime . We were ti_ed so ask him to leave at about 1 am. About 2 minutes after he left he comes back knocking on the door saying your hotels on fire! I get dressed (the male writing this) and we all go outside ... he goes round knocking on all the doors (only about 15 rooms) and gets all the other people staying there out ... my partner rings the fire brigade and they turn up within 10 minutes and get to work. While I and everyone else is just watching this massive inferno. This lasts for about half hour and he's still there (were standing away from him) and hes only chatting up the only young couple there ... some short bald stocky tattood nutter (chelsea fan as am I) and some small very attractive blond girl in there early 20s. I wanted to go to bed but wife wanted to get involved so we wande_ed on over ... all got chatting as you do and didn't tell them we were swingers or was going too but our meet made sure that he did! Any way that was later on in the night he told them but however he started saying how we all needed a drink bla bla and before you know it were in this couples motor heading to tescos to get alcohol at 2 in the morning with our meet. They buy a bottle of black label whisky and have it neat and we get a bottle of vodka and . So we arrive back and all start drinking outside near to where fire was earlier.... all chattin and having a laugh. Then the other 2 guys only start Robbing up a big van where the fire was as it turned out it was full of alcohol and spirits. Of course I didn't want to get involved but less be the party pooper thought fuck it as long as it's not sto_ed in my room lol. So it's now about 5 am and we are all wanke_ed vodkas gone black labels gone and so are we ... it's getting light and our meet says we should go back to the couples room so off we all went . Once inside the hubby's wife passes clean out on the bed fully clothed and we all carry on for a bit...our meet then opening more alcohol and pouring us all more drinks.. I go to the loo and he follows me in and starts banging on about how I should start getting my wife to give me a bj ect ect so we can get them involved.... I say no basically as thought was a ridiculous idear on the basis she is unconscious. 10 minutes later you won't believe it but the hubby passes out too on the bed. So there's me my wife and this guy there... my wife gets up and storms out and says I'm going to make a joint (helps me sleep when pissed) we are 2 doors away about 10 second walk. I follow about 2 minutes later ... realising on the walk what the fuck have I just done leaving him in there with 2 unconscious people . My wife said I walked in and walked straight back out without saying anything so that's when I guess i twigged .I knock on there door and our meet answers...... all I see ( not even him) is the girl naked from the waist down . My heart drops and he grabs me on both arms as I Try to walk in saying" ( The hubby's name ) doesn't want you here! They've changed there minds! I overpower him (of course the couple are unconscious still) and only jump on the poor girl grabbing her by the top and lifting her 2 foot of the bed shouting what he was going to do to her. My partner had now walked in and seen him standing there in his boxer shorts and he quickly got dressed. The girls come round and started attacking me lol and before long hubby wakes completely fucked still. What happens next is our meet attacks me putting me on the floor and me braking my hand (for real). A massive fight erupts and was one on one stupidly (looking back now) so I'd fight him the then the hubby would ect ect... he was a big fit guy. Anyway as I got the better of him earlier the hubby only locks me in the bathroom with him and he beats me bad ending up in the bath lol and not being able to get out. After about 10 minutes I took a good hiding and got out ... asking why he locked me in there with him and he said it was cause he wanted me to kill him! Then it was the hubby's turn ... he beat him a lot and was losing but the other guy bottled him and things went bad. At one point he was saying to the other guy it was me and I was like fuck off you mug. I'm helping you, that's how d*unk they still were. This has now been going on for about an hour screaming shouting fighting and blood everywhere. My concentration was to get us all out of there so had my wife pack our room in like 5 minutes to the car. She's with the girl looking after her. However our meet then steams into the other couples room and grabs bags and bags of alcohol and says I'm taking what I'm Worth! In the couples nice sports bags I might add ! Hubby goes mental and gives him the best uppercut I have seen knocking him clean out in the courtyard. The couple only then jump in there motor and go to drive off while me and my wife are still searching for my keys which we had been looking for , for the last hour. My wife pleads with them don't go please help look for our keys and of course they jump out and help. We had been locked out of there place where it all began and I worked out my keys must be in there.... so me and the hubby run round the back to see if we can get in ... windows open I see and in climb .. there's some tall man there going what are you doing lol. So wrong room and his is closed... something the other guy did. So we run round the front and I team up with my wife ... going to our room and grabbing a mug... legging it back to round only to see our meet still unconscious with all this alcohol around him . Deciding to grab that and ran with it launching it into a bush and going back to the window of there place. I smashed it with the mug cutting my thumb deep in the process with blood everywhere., and was in and out in a flash grabbing our mobile phones and my keys which are in the bath of course! Legging it out and getting in my motor wheelspinning outta there. I stop at the front car park where the girl is and tell her to get in ... then I see hubby cove_ed in blood ,top off shouting give me 5 more mins with him as we see him now conscious slowly walking towards us. He tells us to go and he ll catch up , we see him raining punches at the guy so got out of there. We got about 5 mins down the road and was going to take this girl back to our house as we didn't know what to do and she was fine with that but decided we should take her back to her hubby. Turned around and as we pulled in all we saw was the back end of a police car. Told her to get out quick and swapped names on Facebook and said goodbye and drove home about 7 or 8 am rush hour traffic ... was he'll ill tell you but was not goin to be nicked (that was my thinking at the time ) and drove 120 miles home. Turned out I also lost 3 front teeth that night and worst thing about it was the couple never thanked us or me , in fact never spoke to us again . Although I guess it was partly our fault... but what idiots get paraletic and leave strangers in there room nowadays? . We didn't sleep for 48 hours due to feeling sick to what had just happened and spent day at A and E. Then police ring make us go back and say we all gonna get done for affray or play it there way and be key witness and he'll be looking at 5 years prison. Letting us off all the other charges they could throw at us! So we helped of course several months later our meet messages us ... something like..... hope your good , police have dropped the matter. No hard feelings and good luck ! Genuine story and tbh has put us off meeting people a lot but do know that was just very very unlucky and clearly highlights the dangers of drinking alcohol, especially with strangers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

I've got to be honest, I don't blame him.

What!

Belated response, but for the early finish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I can bring myself to relive mine ... .

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"I'm not sure I can bring myself to relive mine ... ."

We all have, so your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatted for a while on here. Lots of naughty talk, what he was going to do to.me etc. Met up . Ended up.in bed. He forgot to mention hus micropenis. I was polite and tried to carry on but there was literally nothing. If it had been mentioned before I'm sure we could of worked something out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is extreme and is most definitely a worst meet. Hes a guy on here with a mass amount of verifications! It's a long story but we met this guy at our hotel for some naughty fun. It was our 3rd time meeting him (once at a small party in london) ,we got on well so invited him to our house after that on a seperate occasion . Anyway we were away on a short wowcher hotel break in the middle of nowhere and put up a meet ... he replied saying he'd love to meet and no worries about driving as it was a 2 hour drive to us..which we did think was odd but as we only just put the meet up when we arrived and thought great nice and easy and we know what we're getting. He arrives on time and we have a good social and then 3 good hours of playtime . We were ti_ed so ask him to leave at about 1 am. About 2 minutes after he left he comes back knocking on the door saying your hotels on fire! I get dressed (the male writing this) and we all go outside ... he goes round knocking on all the doors (only about 15 rooms) and gets all the other people staying there out ... my partner rings the fire brigade and they turn up within 10 minutes and get to work. While I and everyone else is just watching this massive inferno. This lasts for about half hour and he's still there (were standing away from him) and hes only chatting up the only young couple there ... some short bald stocky tattood nutter (chelsea fan as am I) and some small very attractive blond girl in there early 20s. I wanted to go to bed but wife wanted to get involved so we wande_ed on over ... all got chatting as you do and didn't tell them we were swingers or was going too but our meet made sure that he did! Any way that was later on in the night he told them but however he started saying how we all needed a drink bla bla and before you know it were in this couples motor heading to tescos to get alcohol at 2 in the morning with our meet. They buy a bottle of black label whisky and have it neat and we get a bottle of vodka and . So we arrive back and all start drinking outside near to where fire was earlier.... all chattin and having a laugh. Then the other 2 guys only start Robbing up a big van where the fire was as it turned out it was full of alcohol and spirits. Of course I didn't want to get involved but less be the party pooper thought fuck it as long as it's not sto_ed in my room lol. So it's now about 5 am and we are all wanke_ed vodkas gone black labels gone and so are we ... it's getting light and our meet says we should go back to the couples room so off we all went . Once inside the hubby's wife passes clean out on the bed fully clothed and we all carry on for a bit...our meet then opening more alcohol and pouring us all more drinks.. I go to the loo and he follows me in and starts banging on about how I should start getting my wife to give me a bj ect ect so we can get them involved.... I say no basically as thought was a ridiculous idear on the basis she is unconscious. 10 minutes later you won't believe it but the hubby passes out too on the bed. So there's me my wife and this guy there... my wife gets up and storms out and says I'm going to make a joint (helps me sleep when pissed) we are 2 doors away about 10 second walk. I follow about 2 minutes later ... realising on the walk what the fuck have I just done leaving him in there with 2 unconscious people . My wife said I walked in and walked straight back out without saying anything so that's when I guess i twigged .I knock on there door and our meet answers...... all I see ( not even him) is the girl naked from the waist down . My heart drops and he grabs me on both arms as I Try to walk in saying" ( The hubby's name ) doesn't want you here! They've changed there minds! I overpower him (of course the couple are unconscious still) and only jump on the poor girl grabbing her by the top and lifting her 2 foot of the bed shouting what he was going to do to her. My partner had now walked in and seen him standing there in his boxer shorts and he quickly got dressed. The girls come round and started attacking me lol and before long hubby wakes completely fucked still. What happens next is our meet attacks me putting me on the floor and me braking my hand (for real). A massive fight erupts and was one on one stupidly (looking back now) so I'd fight him the then the hubby would ect ect... he was a big fit guy. Anyway as I got the better of him earlier the hubby only locks me in the bathroom with him and he beats me bad ending up in the bath lol and not being able to get out. After about 10 minutes I took a good hiding and got out ... asking why he locked me in there with him and he said it was cause he wanted me to kill him! Then it was the hubby's turn ... he beat him a lot and was losing but the other guy bottled him and things went bad. At one point he was saying to the other guy it was me and I was like fuck off you mug. I'm helping you, that's how d*unk they still were. This has now been going on for about an hour screaming shouting fighting and blood everywhere. My concentration was to get us all out of there so had my wife pack our room in like 5 minutes to the car. She's with the girl looking after her. However our meet then steams into the other couples room and grabs bags and bags of alcohol and says I'm taking what I'm Worth! In the couples nice sports bags I might add ! Hubby goes mental and gives him the best uppercut I have seen knocking him clean out in the courtyard. The couple only then jump in there motor and go to drive off while me and my wife are still searching for my keys which we had been looking for , for the last hour. My wife pleads with them don't go please help look for our keys and of course they jump out and help. We had been locked out of there place where it all began and I worked out my keys must be in there.... so me and the hubby run round the back to see if we can get in ... windows open I see and in climb .. there's some tall man there going what are you doing lol. So wrong room and his is closed... something the other guy did. So we run round the front and I team up with my wife ... going to our room and grabbing a mug... legging it back to round only to see our meet still unconscious with all this alcohol around him . Deciding to grab that and ran with it launching it into a bush and going back to the window of there place. I smashed it with the mug cutting my thumb deep in the process with blood everywhere., and was in and out in a flash grabbing our mobile phones and my keys which are in the bath of course! Legging it out and getting in my motor wheelspinning outta there. I stop at the front car park where the girl is and tell her to get in ... then I see hubby cove_ed in blood ,top off shouting give me 5 more mins with him as we see him now conscious slowly walking towards us. He tells us to go and he ll catch up , we see him raining punches at the guy so got out of there. We got about 5 mins down the road and was going to take this girl back to our house as we didn't know what to do and she was fine with that but decided we should take her back to her hubby. Turned around and as we pulled in all we saw was the back end of a police car. Told her to get out quick and swapped names on Facebook and said goodbye and drove home about 7 or 8 am rush hour traffic ... was he'll ill tell you but was not goin to be nicked (that was my thinking at the time ) and drove 120 miles home. Turned out I also lost 3 front teeth that night and worst thing about it was the couple never thanked us or me , in fact never spoke to us again . Although I guess it was partly our fault... but what idiots get paraletic and leave strangers in there room nowadays? . We didn't sleep for 48 hours due to feeling sick to what had just happened and spent day at A and E. Then police ring make us go back and say we all gonna get done for affray or play it there way and be key witness and he'll be looking at 5 years prison. Letting us off all the other charges they could throw at us! So we helped of course several months later our meet messages us ... something like..... hope your good , police have dropped the matter. No hard feelings and good luck ! Genuine story and tbh has put us off meeting people a lot but do know that was just very very unlucky and clearly highlights the dangers of drinking alcohol, especially with strangers! "
wow that's bloody awful!!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

My first meet off another site, and even though it sca_ed the living piss out of me. Set me off in a whole new direction of link..

So msg-in this last, from the offset she'd said that her fella gets off on her being Hotwife. He liked to hear her on the phone etc and did I mind.. Nah

Well we arranged to meet, met her in the bar. Things were going awesome. Got upto the room. He'd decided he wanted to be more involved

They forgot to mention this and he was in the wardrobe wanking. I literally shot through when I heard him on his vinegar stroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy lol a couple who thought I was there for a porn show while my hubby didn't get a look in...when he was able to they took up the whole bed literally me and the other half had a little space half hanging off, she spent about 20 mins riding her bloke screaming her head off while me and the hubby were stood by the door trying not to laugh as he was nowhere near inside her...when we did finally attempt to swap she made the most annoying porn show noises

and he needed a wash it was vile

we soon swapped back made an excuse to leave and was gone

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I met a woman once from a different site. It was about 15 years ago. I got to her house and noticed it wasn't the cleanest house I had been to. She was only wearing a dressing gown and some knickers. We went straight upstairs and she lay on the bed and opened her legs. I then saw how dirty her knickers where. They even had a bit of a dried in blood spot. As I got near her I noticed not only was her knickers very dirty her pussy and body stunk.

There was no way my mouth was going near her pussy. I thought to myself what do I do? Before we met we got to know each other online. We talked about my love of giving women oral sex and she said how much she loved receiving it. She said she could happily lie there for ages receiving oral. When I told her I had my tongue pierced and had something called a tiggler for it (Google vibrating tiggler) she really wanted to feel my tiggler on her pussy. Cut a long story short she bet me I couldn't tongue her pussy for an hour. I actually tongued her for two hours lol.

So here I am with his woman with a very smelly pussy and body who I have said I would tongue her for at least one hour. Luckily my brain came up with a good idea. I said I felt sweaty and unclean after the drive to her house. I asked if I could have a shower. I then suggested she joined me. She then said I had a shower about 5 days ago. I then said but we can also have some fun in the shower. Luckily for me she saw the fun in that idea and joined me. I made sure we both soaped each other all over lol. Luckily the bed sheets were clean and once she was also clean we had a great time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been a few...the guy who let me give him oral then changed his mind...the one who went with me to a club to fvvk someone else there...the guy who met me in a pub and did nothing but talk loudly about sex and swinging for over an hour...more recently the guy who led me on to thinking we might have some common ground, had his way then messaged me to say it was a mistake, he had met someone he would rather spend time with. The list goes on. Bo_ed yet?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Another bad meet I had was with a couple. Looking back there was warning signs beforehand but we all live and learn.

Before meeting them I only spoke to the husband. I did make sure he did have a wife lol. She once waved to me on Skype.

When I arrived they wer both drinking. I could see the wife was quite d*unk and looked nervous. I felt really uncomfortable. He did all the talking. After a while I realised she was only doing it to please her husband. He was nagging her to get started.

I felt really sorry for his wife. I knew if I said I am getting off as your wife is clearly only doing this to please you the husband would have got pissed off.

I asked to use their toilet. Once inisde I texted a mate to ring me in about 5 minutes.

When he rang I said my mum had been rushed into hospital. Bad lie but I was in panic mode. I said I had to get off.

As I was leaving I could hear her husband complaining to her that she is a bore.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

This one wasn't me but still a sad tale.

I know a guy who got talking to aomwanon Fab. He lived in Liverpool she lived in London. The progressed to skype chatting with video. Basic ally theh both knoew what each other looked like.

After a few months of getting to know each other he booked a hotel in London so they could meet. Just as he got in his hotel room she sent a text message syaing he wasn't her type and she didn't fancy him. WTF. They had seen each other loads of times on Skype. Did shenot notice then he wasn't her type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this guy all was going well,until we got to the pub,and he drank pint after pint,and got blotto,i had to take him to his hotel and put him to bed .

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I met a woman once from a different site. It was about 15 years ago. I got to her house and noticed it wasn't the cleanest house I had been to. She was only wearing a dressing gown and some knickers. We went straight upstairs and she lay on the bed and opened her legs. I then saw how dirty her knickers where. They even had a bit of a dried in blood spot. As I got near her I noticed not only was her knickers very dirty her pussy and body stunk.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I'm sure there are some killer stories in this thread...but, holy shit, I have no idea what language they have been posted in.

Punctuation, spelling, paragraphs...remember them from school?

I can't be the only one who thinks he's had a stroke because the jumble of letters on the screen in front of him bears no resemblance to The Queen's English, can I? Some of these posts ought to be written in crayon.

Ahem, don't mind me, carry on.

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By *am kaurCouple
over a year ago

manchester

hahaha so funny

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another bad experience I had. I had a hotel meet with a man from another site a few years ago. We had met previously and had fun in his car which I enjoyed. So at the hotel things weren't as exciting as I had hoped and he sat talking non stop about his business issues. As we were about to start having nooky he jumped off the bed and spent 45 minutes on the phone chatting to his PA, collecting messages, giving instructions while I sat naked on the bed. The mood was lost!

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By *3gam4nMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Chatted with this girl, exchanged picks and spoke a few times. Went round to hers one night and... she was much older and heavier than her pictures... I couldn't if I tried! She bad bad self esteem issues and I couldn't bring myself to just leave so I "fell asleep" and she locked the door and took the key! I spent a really cold and uncomfortable night on the couch until she let me out in the morning. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a meet with my FB and another couple, at their place in Hemel Hempstead, my Fab and I are from SW London, so it's about 1 1/2 / 2 hours drive from us, on a Friday night after work. Traffic getting through London was a nightmare, but we occupied ourselves with sending our new friends some naughty pics, keeping the mood going despite the long drive.

We finally got there and called them, no reply. We called again, still no reply. By this time we were insatiable and getting more and more frustrated so decided to have a play about in the car whilst we waited for them to call us back. Half an hour went by and still nothing from them, by this time it was nearing 23:00 and so we decided to call it a night and drive home, just as we were about to drive off they call us, no apology for inviting us to Hemel Hempstead and then not answering our calls, instead they asked if we could drive them to their dealer so they could pick up.

I nearly went nuts, couldn't believe the nerve of it. After what turned out to be 3 1/2 hours from agreeing to meet, we were no closer to our wants and we're now being asked to ferry heads around to score some more. We said absolutely not and drove the long drive home back to SW London.

To finish the night though we did get to live out one of my FB's fantasises, to have sex on her street. The cab driver that pulled down the road certainly got an eyeful, even stopped to have a watch lol.

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Second date with a guy, Sunday night at Sparkle 2 years ago. He seemed lovely on meet 1 and I'd agreed that if he got the train in, he could stay over in my room.

He turned up late, with a 3 litre bottle of cheap cider, already half empty. Couldn't find Canal Street from Piccadilly, so he got a taxi for two blocks with no money to pay for it. I had to leave the event to pay for his taxi.

Said if we didn't get back to the hotel soon, he would piss himself. I thought he was exaggerating until he jumped on me on the hotel bed and he was soaked in it. I didn't realise he was so d*unk at this point (he didn't seem it, and he claimed the cider was left over from the previous evening.) He claimed he had a legitimate incontinence problem and asked me not to hold his disability against him. And like an idiot, I fell for it.

He went to get changed to go out again. I had to insist that he showe_ed first. He would have been happy to just put fresh clothes on and be stinking of stale urine by the end of the night.

I fancied an actual meal out. He kept trying to get us to go for fast food instead. Found a restaurant and he agreed to pay the whole bill in lieu of the taxi fare (we had been to a cash machine since.)

He was loud and obnoxious in the restaurant taking the piss out of staff and other diners (I hope they spat in his food but not mine.) The best bit, loudly exclaiming "You're going to regret me eating this spicy food when I'm sucking your cock later on."

Most of the rest of the evening, he kept trying to snog my makeup off, which is bloody annoying when out.

Got back to the hotel, and his e-cig battery had run out. "I'm going to have a smoke in the bathroom" to which I replied "No, you're not. You can go outside." I woke in the middle of the night and could see the glow of the cigarette via a mirror in the room. I made him put it out. Luckily, the hotel didn't detect it. £100 fine against my c_edit card if they had.

He also tried to bareback me and get me to bareback him several times throughout this. When I refused, he then complained that I'd only brought four condoms, when he'd brought none.

I'm hoping that's my worst meet ever. If I manage to get one that tops that, I may just give up.

Oh yes, and it turned very bunny boiler afterwards when I told him I didn't want to see him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What film were they rolling when you walked onto the set? Surreal!

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

Ok, so this was the first time I ever met anybody, I was 20 and had only just started being comfortable with myself. I met a young lady and we chatted online, met for a couple of coffees and finally decided to have some fun together with me dressed.

Initial awkwardness and excitement, then both of us relaxed and had some really good fun. Afterwards lying on the bed together I can feel her start to stiffen up and it suddenly became uncomfortable. She makes an excuse and I call her a taxi so she can get home. By the time it arrives she is sitting in the other room crying and I have no idea why.

So jump forwards 8 years and our paths cross again in a gay bar in Dublin. She is there with her girlfriend, seems that she always been attracted to girls and I was the one that confirmed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Within 7 mins he arrived, got over excited en route so was rock hard on arrival, dripping precum, he just jumped me instead of all that was planned.

So in 7 mins

He arrived, cum, had a chat and a cigarette, then went on his merry way.

Not surprised you over-excited him! I'd would have hoped to make last as long as possible. You are beautiful.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

In the days before I moved back to East Anglia, I got talking to a couple in Norwich and arranged a visit.

Turned up at the door to be met by a fella who claimed some guy kept setting up meets for his wife and he was getting really pissed off about it.

She was a few feet behind him and he didn't really seem as angry as I would be were I in his shoes. The conversation at their door seemed to go on for rather a long time, going round in circles, before I kind of made my excuses and left.

To this day, I'm not sure what was going on. Had they just decided I didn't live up to expectations, was she playing solo and he was dumb or were they on some kind of wierd power trip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of this stories are rather sickening. Yet, many members find them funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unexpected TS."

Did you do the deed though?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ok, so this was the first time I ever met anybody, I was 20 and had only just started being comfortable with myself. I met a young lady and we chatted online, met for a couple of coffees and finally decided to have some fun together with me dressed.

So jump forwards 8 years and our paths cross again in a gay bar in Dublin. She is there with her girlfriend, seems that she always been attracted to girls and I was the one that confirmed it!

Oh goodness...!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Some of this stories are rather sickening. Yet, many members find them funny...

Mine were very sickening and I'm still a bit scar_ed by them.

Imagine a woman sitting naked on a bed while a guy is more interested in getting messages from his PA? What an idiot!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of this stories are rather sickening. Yet, many members find them funny...

Mine were very sickening and I'm still a bit scar_ed by them.

Imagine a woman sitting naked on a bed while a guy is more interested in getting messages from his PA? What an idiot!! Lol. "

He made a bad business decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I went two dates with a guy and he was an arse so didn't see him again ...he pursued me on every app and I eventually blocked him..

Anyway. .fast forward two years I get a message off a couple here ... talked for briefly and something I never ever do ...thought bugga it .a random spontaneous meet. I had seen pics of her and the pics of him although slightly dark he looked fit.... mainly body pics were sent .....

I pull up to their house where the male had arranged to meet me by the drive gates ..I see him there as I get closer to house but as I pull up he seemed to have ran on in..... my initial thoughts were that's rude.. the garden was dark and I had to feel my way up garden ....

I step into the kitchen which is almost pitch black minus a candle ..... the female is saying "babe pit the light on" he's saying naaaa it's nice dim.... I still hadn't even made out hi's face as it was so dark ....BUT I recognised his accent ... I thought omg noo it's that guy... I sat and thought oh God do I tell him I know he is ..how awkward. Will it upset his fiance shit. .. anyway ...he's sniffing copious amounts of off kitchen side whilst fiance is telling me "ah he's loved your profile for ages and been wanting us to meet you " I sit making awkward chit chat then think ah I have to say ....

So I say "******* that is you yeah?" (Baring in mind we are sat In darkness) gf looks shocked and I say "I'm really sorry but I know your partner we have met before " she looks totally shocked and pissed off....

I sit there awkward af whilst he tries to claim he hadn't realised it was me .... yeah alright ...

Anyway.. after 20 min she says ah it's on ..let's forget it shall we still play? I ummed and arhhed and thought ah what the hell she is hot ....

With that I'm taken into a living room where he says she just likes to watch ... so I'm sat on floor with him thinking grrrreat .. he pulls out his tiny coving shrivelled cock where he was so sniffed up it was barely visible... he said maybe if she left room it would work ... fiance gets up and he's wanting away trying to get it hard ... I hear crying in kitchen and there's his gf obviously upset with him telling me nah she'll be OK now ... I'm getting my stiff together thinking fk this ... and with that a child come down the stairs ...

I leave and it all clicked. . He had pursued me..got blocked .. got me to meet him as a couple.. ran up garden so I wouldn't realise it was him ...had kitchen in darkness so I wouldn't notice ??!! Then got d up..couldn't perform and had a child there whilst d up

Nightmare!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I went two dates with a guy and he was an arse so didn't see him again ...he pursued me on every app and I eventually blocked him..

I sit there awkward af whilst he tries to claim he hadn't realised it was me .... yeah alright ...

Anyway.. after 20 min she says ah it's on ..let's forget it shall we still play? I ummed and arhhed and thought ah what the hell she is hot ....

Nightmare!!!!!

Remember to always swap face pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds so scary the poor partner and child aswell as you . Be very aware in future get them to video chat first together and separate. I got caught with couple profile . There is so many strange weirdos hiding in couples profiles . A lesson learned for you hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I went two dates with a guy and he was an arse so didn't see him again ...he pursued me on every app and I eventually blocked him..

I sit there awkward af whilst he tries to claim he hadn't realised it was me .... yeah alright ...

Anyway.. after 20 min she says ah it's on ..let's forget it shall we still play? I ummed and arhhed and thought ah what the hell she is hot ....

Nightmare!!!!!

Remember to always swap face pictures

Yup... I had .. but they were of him side on kissing her ..loads of her then body shots of him ... the play pictures of them.both were in dim bedroom lighting ... he is mixed race and you could just make out a nice body ....

Never ever again !!! I want national insurance numbers. . Enhanced DBS check's. ..medical records and dental xrays from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is enough to put me off meeting anyone ever again!

I've had a couple of mediocre meets, only one where I couldn't wait to leave but these stories are scary, in comparison!

Anyone fancy restoring my faith in meeting people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has been a fascinating, compelling and sometimes horrendous read.

I have chatted to people who are put off by previous meets and I always do my best to reassure them that there are genuine, 'normal' people on sites like this and to try again, be that with me or other guys/couples, I know there are lots of people on here who are not weird and not just out to get their kicks and fuck off.

I am glad to see that despite all the horror stories, you are all still here!

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