FabSwingers.com forum: What turns you off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it's lines like

'I can breath through my ears'

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Pussy and cock pics.

Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad hygiene and uncleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pussy and cock pics.

Why??"

Purely because I'm nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy and cock pics.

Why??"

I like a nicely took cock picture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cock pics with sky remotes!!

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

When they fart under the covers, claim to smell lavender or popcorn so you sniff really hard to see if you can smell it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they fart under the covers, claim to smell lavender or popcorn so you sniff really hard to see if you can smell it...

Who are 'they'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one line profiles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet pictures with Willys in

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How long have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics with sky remotes!! "

Or Stella cans! Both vile

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

A lot more than what turns me on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and statuses longer than a profile...

Is it rant day today? If not, I apologise. Nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodgy eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long have you got?

All night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who state they are only here to give women pleasure.

Hmmmm.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Pussy and cock pics.

Why??

Purely because I'm nosey "

Tee Hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh where to start.....

Cock pics been sent

Pics being taken with disgusting environments in background

Cream pie pics

Pics of guys holding their cocks with manky fingernails

Bad breath

Guys who love themselves and think they are something special

Think that just bout covers everything for me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"How long have you got?

All night!

Any messages with a lot of 'Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm's' in for a start

Or 'cum' this 'cum' that.....cringe!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Messages telling me I'm gorgeous (when for all they know I could look like my head has gone through a mangle)

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Bad table manners along with poor dining etiquette

Pushy or demanding people

People that think they are a gift from god

Arrogance and ignorance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad table manners along with poor dining etiquette

Pushy or demanding people

People that think they are a gift from god

Arrogance and ignorance

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could lick your pussy for hours...

No. My beaver is for poking not stroking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare back pics, reams of them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it's rant o'clock here on Fab!

Next up.. people that don't have face pics to send. And will only do it via email?! What's that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's rant o'clock here on Fab!

Next up.. people that don't have face pics to send. And will only do it via email?! What's that about"

I hate that, really don't understand why you can't send a face pic privately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I told a guy recently he wasn't my type and he keeps messaging me back saying things like..

'Doesn't matter you won't see my face when it's between your legs'

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Profile names which refer to a body part or attribute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profile names which refer to a body part or attribute "

Ouch!!

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

"When they fart under the covers, claim to smell lavender or popcorn so you sniff really hard to see if you can smell it...

Who are 'they'?"

'They' being my ex

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By *hreescompany333Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Guys that seem to have a mindset of "Hmm, I didn't get a reply for the first 12 messages I've sent, 13th time's a charm!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger blasting. Don't know why so many guys seem to think this is pleasurable. Leaves me cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talking about their heavy loads

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Talking about their heavy loads "

.....and asking where you want it before you've even decided if you want to meet them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I told a guy recently he wasn't my type and he keeps messaging me back saying things like..

'Doesn't matter you won't see my face when it's between your legs'

A charmer offered to 'do me doggy' wearing a bag on his head so I didn't have to see how ugly he was. I felt a little sad for him tbh....but I still didn't

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Profile names which refer to a body part or attribute "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy fannys.... No offence lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hairy fannys.... No offence lol x"

I'm with ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite...unless you want me too

Gggrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who wear high vis jackets on in their pics and even WORSE!!! Their profile pic.

Why!????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gushed all over my cock.

Lil miss inadequate over here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a man who was wearing a thermal vestand had smelly armpits. Couldn't get turned on at all XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who wear high vis jackets on in their pics and even WORSE!!! Their profile pic.

Why!???? "

Delete straight away!!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Profile names which refer to a body part or attribute

Ouch!! "

In particular BBW, or anything referencing length or width.

It must be the only thing they have to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profile names which refer to a body part or attribute

Ouch!!

In particular BBW, or anything referencing length or width.

It must be the only thing they have to say."

And there I was thinking you were referring to my username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone being openly rude about other peoples' bodies or faces.

People who think they are too good for a place, but still frequent it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone being openly rude about other peoples' bodies or faces.

People who think they are too good for a place, but still frequent it. "

Like fab you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who pretend to be something they aren't; e.g. Doctors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who pretend to be something they aren't; e.g. Doctors."

Or single!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone being openly rude about other peoples' bodies or faces.

People who think they are too good for a place, but still frequent it.

Like fab you mean?"

Yup. It's a place of some description.

I have a friend who runs down a bar we go to, but insists on going there every time we go out. She's very off-putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who pretend to be something they aren't; e.g. Doctors.

Or single! "

That can be a bind. Especially when the other half calls your phone, while you're in the bath, and says you met her man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy rooms

Bad teeth

Bad smells

Selfishness

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

"I told a guy recently he wasn't my type and he keeps messaging me back saying things like..

'Doesn't matter you won't see my face when it's between your legs'

Wow.. What an arrogant dick

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By *lg1000Couple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Uncleanliness - and smokers. Especially when they put their fingers in your mouth...

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By *lg1000Couple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Anyone being openly rude about other peoples' bodies or faces.

People who think they are too good for a place, but still frequent it.

Like fab you mean?

Yup. It's a place of some description.

I have a friend who runs down a bar we go to, but insists on going there every time we go out. She's very off-putting. "

Could not agree more with this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in cum pics , pics with vegetables or kitchen utensils (or anything really)hanging out of your anatomy . Stretched anal pics stretched pussy pics

I could go on all night

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By *lack CeasarMan
over a year ago

East london .....ppl

I HATE DOUBLE STANDARDS...PROFILE WITH NO PICS SAYS HELLO THEN EXPECTS YOU TO SEND FACE PICS FIRST EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE INITIALLY SHOWING INTEREST;JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A SINGLE GUY....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't know their to's from their too's

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Uncleanliness - and smokers. Especially when they put their fingers in your mouth...

Ewwww I've had that!! Its minging!!!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"People who pretend to be something they aren't; e.g. Doctors."

Or swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who pretend to be something they aren't; e.g. Doctors.

Or swingers"

lol I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth ... heave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People that won't leave!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman starts calling me daddy. How is that sexy?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

People who think a profession equals sex.

Your job does not mean I'm going to fuck you.

Unless you are a sexy air stewardess and then that's fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much quicker to list what turns me on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who think they can pick the size of the strap-on I'm going to fuck them with

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cock pics with sky remotes!! "

Or Mr Sheen cans with the lid on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they can pick the size of the strap-on I'm going to fuck them with "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I HATE DOUBLE STANDARDS...PROFILE WITH NO PICS SAYS HELLO THEN EXPECTS YOU TO SEND FACE PICS FIRST EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE INITIALLY SHOWING INTEREST;JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A SINGLE GUY....

Shouty caps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may take a while

Whining,negativity

Boring

Conversationally dull

Illiterate

Vulgarity

Cock pics only

1 line profiles

Immediate pressure to meet after one reply.

Messages directed at one of us not both

Poor hygene

Stupidity

Arrogance

Obesity..women should have sexy curves ! not rolls.men-there is no such clause -get of ya ass and excersize.

I could go on...so i will.

Messaging before looking at profile.

Those who just want sexts but back out of meets

Cant travel -cant accom --what can you do ?

Facial hair

Most bodily hair

Cock pics with apperatus ...remotes,beer cans etc

Will come back with the rest later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/17 19:38:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad manners

Cream pie pix and bare back

People who are in here to shag anything that moves

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

People who see you as a challenge. I.e. 'I'd love to make you squirt'.......whatevs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger blasting. Don't know why so many guys seem to think this is pleasurable. Leaves me cold.

?? What is finger blasting ? Xx

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"People who think they can pick the size of the strap-on I'm going to fuck them with "

That made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they can pick the size of the strap-on I'm going to fuck them with "

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By *allypWoman
over a year ago

Bricket Wood

"Hairy fannys.... No offence lol x"

So why don't you pay for the fanny wax as its for your benefit, not hers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that want to join me to "tag team the wife". of all the openers you can use why would that be the first thing you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading profiles and messages which go on about how good they are at giving head.

It's literally the last thing I'd want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of cum on faces, in mouths

People who tell me they'll be the best I've had

The messages asking "what am I up too"....on a Tuesday mid morning

Lots of pubic hair in photos

Arrogance

Bareback enthusiasts with randoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad hygiene

Whinging in threads about lack of meets ..

"Are you free now?" Messages

Being called "love"

"Much luck on here? " messages

Gaping holes that are hairy

How long do you have I could go on all night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question msgs

And being called Babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lists of dislikes

'Don't use my pics' warning especially those longer than the profile itself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This:

What would you say to watching me wanking myself off for you until I shoot my huge load of spunk all over myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy back

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Getting a reasonable message then checking the pics out to see the mankiest cock ever!!

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By *aid AndreaTV/TS
over a year ago

yorkshire

tits that smell like stilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask a simple question but never get an answer.

When people don't read your profile and proceed with stupid questions.

When someone is 'supposed' to be interested and as you chat, they're deleting messages at their end within seconds of reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tits that smell like stilton"

WTF!! Eughhh yuck!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

People's whiny status updates ... ones moaning about the lack of sex or it's shit or so on

Also people that are up their own arse .. thinking they are some kind of special

Fucking idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Txt spk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance is a big one for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get told in a message that they're a "repeat heavy cummer!" It's makes me cringe.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"When I get told in a message that they're a "repeat heavy cummer!" It's makes me cringe.

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get told in a message that they're a "repeat heavy cummer!" It's makes me cringe.

Agreed

It's must appeal to someone?!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"When I get told in a message that they're a "repeat heavy cummer!" It's makes me cringe.

Agreed

It's must appeal to someone?!

Haha yes ! Personally I prefer a 'repeat' cummer than a heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get told in a message that they're a "repeat heavy cummer!" It's makes me cringe.

Agreed

It's must appeal to someone?!

Haha yes ! Personally I prefer a 'repeat' cummer than a heavy cummer

Oh me too!

(Excuse my phone changing it to it's in both of those posts!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Another thing that turns me off is when I get a faceless message so I politely ask for a face pic

They send one and ask for any more pics of me !

Hello ?? I have over 70 public pics ??? Nearly all face ones haha

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Text speak. I just find it lazy, and unattractive.

Close up creampie photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking in the mirror

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Face pics with those stupid animal ears and button nose things...unless they really do have cute furry ears in real life in which case I want to meet them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Girls that aren't really bi or gay but just do it for men and then are useless and just lay there!

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By *ammy-leeWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Cock pics with sky remotes!! "

Or a beer can or in a toilet

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

The four letter 'C' word, I can not even type it, find reading it and hearing it off putting to say the very least.

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By *ammy-leeWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Face pics with those stupid animal ears and button nose things...unless they really do have cute furry ears in real life in which case I want to meet them...

Ha ha that made me laugh

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Guys presuming I'm a submissive

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Switch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They stand out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine people who have to state they are genuine.

Those who say they are the good guy and good guys deserve a chance.

White Knights, if they are still about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair anywhere other than on the head

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Lazy people that can't read

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By *ot your usualMan
over a year ago

Warmley

"Guys who state they are only here to give women pleasure.

Hmmmm. "

Bugger that...I enjoy pleasing a woman...and it's a big turn on for me...but I want my bit of pleasure as well please...after all sex is supposed to be a mutual thing isn't it???

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

any suggestions of drug use on meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey mate, I know your profile says you are straight and so as mine but can I try it? Lol

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