FabSwingers.com forum: Who'd like there minge eaten?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Minge...

Haven't heard that word for ages.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Is that a minge I see there, where, there.

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

**Professional Northwest Pussy Pleasurer*** if anyone comments from the Northwest I would happily help.

Send me a PM and I'll send you a face pic to see what you'll be sitting on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of minges flying around here.....sorry, meant midges.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Have I stumbled into an audition for the next Inbetweeners movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good gawd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

Smooth

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Have I stumbled into an audition for the next Inbetweeners movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I stumbled into an audition for the next Inbetweeners movie?

No that would be clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

I'm guessing your other thread of "Who wants to suck, or have this inside them" didn't go too well success wise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Minge' is a horrible word for such a beautiful part of a woman's body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can't process this request. Still tryin to hide luna-pants after ops last request.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your inbox is bursting with offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Minge' is a horrible word for such a beautiful part of a woman's body"

What do you call it? Stench trench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/07/17 20:05:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the last time he saw minge he came out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Minge' is a horrible word for such a beautiful part of a woman's body

What do you call it? Stench trench? "

Front bottom?

Hardly going to say on a meet "would you like me to lick your minge?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think the kids had broken up for the school holidays yet??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

Hopefully a nice big 25stone lady will reply, sit on your face and squash you x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"the last time he saw minge he came out of it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Pfft. Haters. The OP is definitely wading through rivers of minge right now. Knee deep at least I'd wager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like a torrent of minge..

i'm well jel

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Breath through yer ears" and "lick for hours" perchance?.......

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"I didn't think the kids had broken up for the school holidays yet??!

It's Saturday, they get to stay up a bit later.

You might be right though, looking at the quality of his spelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Breath through yer ears" and "lick for hours" perchance?.......

if thats how you like it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP it should be ...

Who would like THEIR minge eating... not THERE....

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"OP it should be ...

Who would like THEIR minge eating... not THERE....

Hence our comment above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The USGS have just reported seismic activity in the vicinity of spaghetti junction. They've deduced it's a stampeded of high heels worn by the women charging to his front door as we speak.

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

We are going to guess OP wasn't expecting it to turn out this way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP it should be ...

Who would like THEIR minge eating... not THERE....

well done you get 2 gold stars from the spelling brigade and an extra star for noticing his grammar,sadly you loose all the stars and owe 3 for pointing out, however you may get them back at a future date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently went on a romantic date with a gentleman, candle lit dinner, champagne, dancing cheek to cheek.

We retired to the bedroom and kissed passionately, I pushed him on to the bed, hitched up my skirt, straddled his face and softly breathed into his ear "come on, big boy. Eat my minge!!!!"

He got up and left shortly afterwards, any ideas what went wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recently went on a romantic date with a gentleman, candle lit dinner, champagne, dancing cheek to cheek.

We retired to the bedroom and kissed passionately, I pushed him on to the bed, hitched up my skirt, straddled his face and softly breathed into his ear "come on, big boy. Eat my minge!!!!"

He got up and left shortly afterwards, any ideas what went wrong?"

He only had a little cock - so you calling him big boy was just too much pressure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge?? Really?? The last time I heard that, I was about 18! Talk about blast from the past. Definitely a terminology I did not need to be reminded of... Did make me laugh though

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Any man who called my pussy a minge, or talked about "eating" it would quickly be told where to go. OP you fail on both counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP it should be ...

Who would like THEIR minge eating... not THERE....

It would also be eaten instead of eating, genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had worded the topic as = (what fine lady would like there quivering mound of love pudding explored with my 12" viobarting tounge) Then you wouldn't of had people laughing at your MINGE post and the spelling police wouldn't of escaped the library to bust your words and thousand of women from all four corners of fab would of been racing over to Birmingham to meet you right now.

Know better next time.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"OP it should be ...

Who would like THEIR minge eating... not THERE....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had worded the topic as = (what fine lady would like there quivering mound of love pudding explored with my 12" viobarting tounge) Then you wouldn't of had people laughing at your MINGE post and the spelling police wouldn't of escaped the library to bust your words and thousand of women from all four corners of fab would of been racing over to Birmingham to meet you right now.

Know better next time."

And you still got 'their' 'vibrating' (viobarting

) and 'tongue' (tounge) wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know better next time.

And you still got 'their' 'vibrating' (viobarting

) and 'tongue' (tounge) wrong...

Ohhhhhhh no the spelling police have raided my comment now pmsl.

Comes on a swingers sex site and spends his time looking for and correcting spelling mistakes.Wowwww you seriously are hard core lol

If I could correct them I would to stop you getting your anorack in a twist.

What a hero hahahahahahaha

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

'Anorack' Tut tut!

Sally

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Have I stumbled into an audition for the next Inbetweeners movie?

Let the auditions begin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

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daddies or ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

Smooth "

Who? Him or you?

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?

He will be wanting to part some piss flaps next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those pesky minges the reason I avoid west Scotland this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife would lol

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