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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone out there. I hate the look, the smell of a vagina.

On penetration I can't guide it in for fear of touching the holy hole, hate pussy juice on my hands. Once in well no difference from ass sex, I am guessing as I have never penetrated an ass, poo I detest. Hygiene freak, smells ruin my moment.

Is it a gay thing to dislike pussy or just a hygiene smell complex.

I had intimate sex today with a lovely lady on a beach in Normandy, but it was more about the person rather than the friction and pussy penetration.

Tar. Xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what does one say to.that pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wank mate . Or give it a wipe with femfresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wank mate . Or give it a wipe with femfresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps with your dislikes op,you are on the wrong site here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone out there. I hate the look, the smell of a vagina.

Is it a gay thing to dislike pussy or just a hygiene smell complex.

I had intimate sex today with a lovely lady on a beach in Normandy, but it was more about the person rather than the friction and pussy penetration.

Tar. Xxxxxx"

If you don't like, don't do it...

You have no one to blame but yourself

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wank mate . Or give it a wipe with femfresh

Not a freshfem?

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Anyone out there. I hate the look, the smell of a vagina.

Is it a gay thing to dislike pussy or just a hygiene smell complex.

I had intimate sex today with a lovely lady on a beach in Normandy, but it was more about the person rather than the friction and pussy penetration.

Tar. Xxxxxx"

Reading this and reading your profile fully maybe it's time for you to explore your bi side more

I have never met a man that didn't love the smell , taste and feel of my pussy but I know I wouldn't want to be with someone that felt the way you do

I am a hygiene freak and am impeccably presented but in fact most men like a pussy to smell like a pussy and not a bar of soap

Just saying ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well what does one say to.that pmsl

I'm a freak I'm a wierdo, I dont belong here.

Aye I'm odd I guess. I am straight....well am I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wank mate . Or give it a wipe with femfresh

Not a freshfem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what does one say to.that pmsl

I'm a freak I'm a wierdo, I dont belong here.

Aye I'm odd I guess. I am straight....well am I.

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ain't that the lyrics to a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Reading this and reading your profile fully maybe it's time for you to explore your bi side more

I agree... I think you are most prob gay and don't wont to admit this to yourself... funny thing is, you will prob come across alot of worse smeelling and unclean cocks than pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Reading this and reading your profile fully maybe it's time for you to explore your bi side more

I agree... I think you are most prob gay and don't wont to admit this to yourself... funny thing is, you will prob come across alot of worse smeelling and unclean cocks than pussy

A protruding artifact seems less of an intensional pot of smell than an intruding pie. I do like a stiff cock...

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

"Perhaps with your dislikes op,you are on the wrong site here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone out there. I hate the look, the smell of a vagina.

Is it a gay thing to dislike pussy or just a hygiene smell complex.

I had intimate sex today with a lovely lady on a beach in Normandy, but it was more about the person rather than the friction and pussy penetration.

Tar. Xxxxxx

Reading this and reading your profile fully maybe it's time for you to explore your bi side more

I have never met a man that didn't love the smell , taste and feel of my pussy but I know I wouldn't want to be with someone that felt the way you do

I am a hygiene freak and am impeccably presented but in fact most men like a pussy to smell like a pussy and not a bar of soap

Just saying ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a wee swatch of your profile. Straight? Reallllly? If ye say so.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

" Reading this and reading your profile fully maybe it's time for you to explore your bi side more

I agree... I think you are most prob gay and don't wont to admit this to yourself... funny thing is, you will prob come across alot of worse smeelling and unclean cocks than pussy

A protruding artifact seems less of an intensional pot of smell than an intruding pie. I do like a stiff cock..."

No you're not alone. Most fannies taste alright if they are freshly showered but 90% taste horrible (to me) if they haven't been showered in the last 2 hours. In any event i usually don't get my tongue too deep in there.

I do like they way they feel on my fingers but usually give me fingers a good wipe as soon as they come out.

All things being equal i find anal sex to be better.

Boobs on the other hand... could play with those all day, every day and not get bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't like pussy.....you don't like ass! Nothing down for you then is there?

Guess it's a handjob, a flesh light or a vajankle for you then my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Reading this and reading your profile fully maybe it's time for you to explore your bi side more

I agree... I think you are most prob gay and don't wont to admit this to yourself... funny thing is, you will prob come across alot of worse smeelling and unclean cocks than pussy

A protruding artifact seems less of an intensional pot of smell than an intruding pie. I do like a stiff cock...

I do like they way they feel on my fingers but usually give me fingers a good wipe as soon as they come out.

All things being equal i find anal sex to be better.

Boobs on the other hand... could play with those all day, every day and not get bored. "

That's a funny old equation there ... Most taste alright but 90% don't ... isn't 90% "most"?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Wtf.!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I dislike labels. .having read your write up.. you are not "straight"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just weird.... Thanks for the replies... Great thread. No right or wrong.

Nite.xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a condom then, you won't get pussy juices on your cock then and don't put your head between a females legs then you won't smell the kippers XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds us of a chat with someone in the navy where we heard the astounding phrase "You're gay if you don't snog your mates". You obviously love cock, as jimmy carr says - you see cock and think yummy which is not the same for all men as you insinuate. It feels as if you have been brought up thinking certain aspects of sexuality are wrong, Catholic?

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

"This reminds us of a chat with someone in the navy where we heard the astounding phrase "You're gay if you don't snog your mates". You obviously love cock, as jimmy carr says - you see cock and think yummy which is not the same for all men as you insinuate. It feels as if you have been brought up thinking certain aspects of sexuality are wrong, Catholic?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone out there. I hate the look, the smell of a vagina.

Is it a gay thing to dislike pussy or just a hygiene smell complex.

I had intimate sex today with a lovely lady on a beach in Normandy, but it was more about the person rather than the friction and pussy penetration.

Tar. Xxxxxx"

this has to be a wind up but OK its real .......you need to get to a hypnotherapist

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm just weird.... Thanks for the replies... Great thread. No right or wrong.

Nite.xxxxxxxx"

You're not weird, you're just you. There should be room for everyone here whatever their (legal and consensual) proclivities.

There can sometimes be a very narrow band of what it's acceptable to enjoy on here but really when it comes down to it who is anyone to say someone else is one thing or another when we're all advertising ourselves for something sexual that many see as very odd indeed.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Your profile stresses at several points the fact that you're straight. If you really were, you wouldn't have to say.

See how being Bicurious fits in (in a manner of speaking)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well this is certainly different and not something I've heard of before. As a straight man you have my sympathises I suppose,I don't know maybe try cock and see if you get the same reaction.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well this is certainly different and not something I've heard of before. As a straight man you have my sympathises I suppose,I don't know maybe try cock and see if you get the same reaction."

Ignore that just read your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm having met and spoken to a few gay men - they are the only ones who have the same opinion as the OP.

Op, you can step out of Narnia oops I mean the closet

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

there is no weird or wrong or right. if you know that you don't like certain things then it's time to find out what you do like. and maybe you need to be very open minded and allow yourself to experiment to find out. good luck to you!!!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is no weird or wrong or right. if you know that you don't like certain things then it's time to find out what you do like. and maybe you need to be very open minded and allow yourself to experiment to find out. good luck to you!!!"

very little of your profile is about females, maybe experimenting might be enlightening for you.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Perhaps with your dislikes op,you are on the wrong site here!

Funny that I was thinking the same thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asexual.

Don't bother.

Unless you try being a bottom.

Failing that, a fleshlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold medal OP

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm just weird.... Thanks for the replies... Great thread. No right or wrong.

Nite.xxxxxxxx

You're not weird, you're just you. There should be room for everyone here whatever their (legal and consensual) proclivities.

I agree, but if you don't like pussy or arse and are a single male on site, what's the point? It's akin to fancying steak for a meal but instead of entering Aberdeen Steakhouse, walk into Yo! Shushi and complain!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Well this is certainly different and not something I've heard of before. As a straight man you have my sympathises I suppose,I don't know maybe try cock and see if you get the same reaction.

Ignore that just read your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight?

As for the smell of a pussy, it changes according to point in time of menstrual cycle. In my experience it smells the best during ovulation due to the pheromones and worst just after menstruation (discounting the smell during it).

BV can affect the smell too. Causes include being too clean

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By *ooner2Man
over a year ago

peterborough

the things you can learn in here

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"You don't like pussy.....you don't like ass! Nothing down for you then is there?

Guess it's a handjob, a flesh light or a vajankle for you then my friend!"

The Vajankle can do anything...

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By *eneral_NoStringsMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Sorry but I don't think there's such a thing as a straight guy who dislike vaginas, certainly not the feeling of one during sex.

You're not weird bro, I read your profile and you're just clearly bi/gay.

Straight men don't have a kink for or fantasies about being with another man. Bi-curious men do. The idea of another man's dick next to my mouth/bum makes me shudder to be perfectly honest with you lool. It doesn't turn me on.

I mean no disrespect I just had to say something because it's as if you're attempting the blur the lines between straight and bi-curious/sexual to shield your own "confusion". But I think you already know your sexually orientation. Don't front, be who you are man...

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

You love cock and hate pussy. Mmmmmmmm let me think ? Yep gay.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Hmm having met and spoken to a few gay men - they are the only ones who have the same opinion as the OP.

Op, you can step out of Narnia oops I mean the closet "

I have similar views and I'm not gay, I'm not straight either.

I'd like to pick and choose the best parts of men and woman and combine them. Feminine face, tits and long hair with a cock and ass. Or a ladyboy basically.

The thought of kissing a man makes me shudder. But the smell of some pussies makes me retch. Last time we went to AbFabs there were two couples in one of the large dungeon rooms and between them they managed to make it smell like bognor regis. Seriously the smell hit you as soon as you walked in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not weird

You should embrace it and experiment

If you find you don't like cock either you could be asexual

If you do enjoy sex with a female just not the cleanliness. .smell etc ..maybe you could have therapy ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre just you - maybe issues that could be sorted though - or maybe just need the right person for it to feel good with as opposed to the way it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all the replies.

Lying here in bed thinking.

I think the biggest turn on for me is. Well in the past three years.

I dated a lady for six months. Meals out drinks, lots of kissing and cuddles, I was genuinely fond of her. We had penetrative sex a few times. Twice very passionate, I felt something. We then chatted, I asked her if she would accompany me to a sex club,

I openly said I wanted to watch her with another guy, she was not too enthusiastic about it. But we went, she picked the youngest guy in there and went the whole ten yards in a private room while I watched.

For me as I was involved with her, maybe in love. It was my sexiest moment with her. I just think about it often. Watching your lady kiss undress suck and fuck another guy. For me better than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what does one say to.that pmsl

I'm a freak I'm a wierdo, I dont belong here.

Aye I'm odd I guess. I am straight....well am I.

ain't that the lyrics to a song "

Creep by radio head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well what does one say to.that pmsl

I'm a freak I'm a wierdo, I dont belong here.

Aye I'm odd I guess. I am straight....well am I.

ain't that the lyrics to a song

Creep by radio head"

I was watching Glastonbury last night. Awesome band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what does one say to.that pmsl

I'm a freak I'm a wierdo, I dont belong here.

Aye I'm odd I guess. I am straight....well am I.

ain't that the lyrics to a song

Creep by radio head

I was watching Glastonbury last night. Awesome band.

One of my favourites. And don't worry you are what you are, go experiment don't waste life worrying about stigmas, if your bi so what or gay, life's to short x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I completely hear what you're saying OP. Genitals are not attractive to look at and I also empathise with not wanting bodily fluids anywhere near you. I'd much prefer it if a cock/pussy tastes of soap rather than their natural scent. Probably partly why I haven't explored with women more. At least with men apart from the precum you can gauge when the cum is on its way and make plans to avoid it! My husband is always saying how over the top I am about it and how it ruins things but I can't help how I feel. I'm very sensitive to smell so even kissing is something I only really enjoy when someone is minty fresh. Not just "not tasting bad" but really super minty, I love that. Obviously in reality it's not often I get to enjoy things exactly how I'd like them but as with anything you have to make concessions and compromises. I wish I was one of those people who enjoyed sex, the dirtier the better, but I just don't. You can't help it OP and I'm sorry if people are making you feel ashamed. I'm sure we'd change if we could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the reasons I don't go to clubs is not being in control of the hygiene. I can't bear the thought of hundreds of people having had sex on a bed I'm laying on. Or even a few on the night I'm there. I wouldn't know how clean anyone is who approached me and I would hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone out there. I hate the look, the smell of a vagina.

Is it a gay thing to dislike pussy or just a hygiene smell complex.

I had intimate sex today with a lovely lady on a beach in Normandy, but it was more about the person rather than the friction and pussy penetration.

Tar. Xxxxxx"

What? Pussy is a natural wonder of the world.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"One of the reasons I don't go to clubs is not being in control of the hygiene. I can't bear the thought of hundreds of people having had sex on a bed I'm laying on. Or even a few on the night I'm there. I wouldn't know how clean anyone is who approached me and I would hate that. "

Your nose will quickly help identify some people that aren't clean, trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nose will quickly help identify some people that aren't clean, trust me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure your straight....?

I cant put my finger on it but I've got suspicions otherwise......

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Some people who are asexual have similar opinion as yours OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what does one say to.that pmsl

I'm a freak I'm a wierdo, I dont belong here.

Aye I'm odd I guess. I am straight....well am I.

reading between the lines, I definitely don't think you're straight

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

This thread all seems a bit attention seeking....

Just saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate vaginas I hate them no I dont I absolutely adore them .......thought I'd changed into a woman then

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Women: Now you know why you have disappointing sex.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Learn a new thing every day on here. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn a new thing every day on here. Lol "
you must be very wise

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Oh I am lol

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Sex is not compulsory.

You don't like it? Don't do it.

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