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How shiny is your cock?

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row

Mine dazzles like the blinding sun in the middle of the Arabian desert.

In homage to the storm El Niño . .I call mine El Shinèo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine dazzles like the blinding sun in the middle of the Arabian desert.

In homage to the storm El Niño . .I call mine El Shinèo."

the beacon of hope (as in 'hope' it doesn't drop off)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread "

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right. "

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!

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By *resh and dirtyMan
over a year ago

liverpool/wirral

HahHahahahahahahahah

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row


"Mine dazzles like the blinding sun in the middle of the Arabian desert.

In homage to the storm El Niño . .I call mine El Shinèo.

the beacon of hope (as in 'hope' it doesn't drop off) "

Lol beacon of hope !

It's like the tall tower with an glaringly bright eye in lord of the rings.

*sniggers*

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By *ackey102Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"

That's put me off my cod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"

Excellent. With a clear eye. I just hope I won't need to descale it.

Ok, I've put myself off now.

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row

Lol

Love the replies guys, glad to see most understand it's a jokey post.

There's always one though. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ha see it's not us birds who are fishy it you boyos how give us the fishy germs with your shinny bellends.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been polishing your knob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"

That's dead right that is. Fortunately my bell end shines like a gleaming chrome bumper on a brand new cadillac so as you can tell I'm the very epitome of good health.

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By *aloma12TV/TS
over a year ago

city cnt

Is tat status a commercial for ray bans lol

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"

Thought it was like a healthy dog? Shiny with a wet nose?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's as shiny as the shiny happy people holding hands.

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row


"Have you been polishing your knob?"

With Brasso and Windex.

I shine it like a Victorian shoe polisher on the streets of Londinium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get it so shiny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pledge maybe.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you been polishing your knob?

With Brasso and Windex.

I shine it like a Victorian shoe polisher on the streets of Londinium."

Windex.. tingly on the clit

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row


"Have you been polishing your knob?

With Brasso and Windex.

I shine it like a Victorian shoe polisher on the streets of Londinium.

Windex.. tingly on the clit "

But it creates a window to your cervix !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines shinier than a soldier on parade's boots. I can see my reflection

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you get it so shiny?"

See above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just an excuse to wank a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just an excuse to wank a lot. "

Ahhh shiny like stones on the beach that have been tossed for years

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By *aloma12TV/TS
over a year ago

city cnt

Don't hav one??? Lol

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row


"It's just an excuse to wank a lot.

Ahhh shiny like stones on the beach that have been tossed for years "

Hahaha somehow I don't think the brain realises the jestyness of this post.

There's always one!

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By *tockingsnsuspenders1960Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in south yorks

Check out my shiny bellend first pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines very shiny, wish I could post a pic of it here, oh well.

Shiny shiny shiny

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread "

I saw that too LMAO.

I'm just about to have dinner so reading about shiny cocks is so appetising....NOT.

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By *nysladMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Phew im shinny im i healthy ?

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By *resh and dirtyMan
over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"It's just an excuse to wank a lot.

Ahhh shiny like stones on the beach that have been tossed for years

Hahaha somehow I don't think the brain realises the jestyness of this post.

There's always one!"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good rubbing with olive oil makes it nice and shiny.

Extra virgin will not make you a virgin again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as shiny as my head

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By *xploringThisWorld OP   Man
over a year ago

collier row


"A good rubbing with olive oil makes it nice and shiny.

Extra virgin will not make you a virgin again."

Nice front door sir. . .is that how you meet the people when you invite then to your house?

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never really thought of how shiny it is.

Is there a scale of measurement so i can check it against the scale of shinyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice front door sir. . .is that how you meet the people when you invite then to your house?

??????"

If I get to invite someone in I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trim my nose hair whilst looking at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trim my nose hair whilst looking at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My helmet looks well polished when its real stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My helmet looks well polished when its real stiff "

Mine could land a boeing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any knob polish? I've run out

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got any knob polish? I've run out

Fuzz"

Nothing wrong with a bit of spit and polish like the good old days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Turtlewax on mine

I scuff the warts off with a Brillo pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use Turtlewax on mine

I scuff the warts off with a Brillo pad. "

Fuzz

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By *aloma12TV/TS
over a year ago

city cnt

Without doubt the funniest thread I hav seen on here lmao

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate


"Without doubt the funniest thread I hav seen on here lmao "

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you mean shiny or tiny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread

Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.

yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!

That's put me off my cod! "

i was going to have fish for tea - thnk not now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the ultimate shine, apply two coats of yacht varnish.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"For the ultimate shine, apply two coats of yacht varnish."

Followed by a buff from a polishing mop on the drill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the ultimate shine, apply two coats of yacht varnish.

Followed by a buff from a polishing mop on the drill."

I wonder what time Homebase closes.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Very, I clean it after use and put it back in my kit bag. Oh and it's bright pink with an adjustable strap

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Very, I clean it after use and put it back in my kit bag. Oh and it's bright pink with an adjustable strap "

I'd like to meet your pink cock with the straps mmmmm.

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