FabSwingers.com forum: im too ugly for this site

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems like no body really likes me on this site

all i get told is

you are not my type LoL

how can you tell if you dont know me!!! bloody hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you 23 or 33?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not their physical type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a fellow male with no meets yet either, here is my advice... Don't moan about it on the forum as it doesn't make you any more desirable... or so I'm told anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You again. Seriously listen to the advice you have been give. This isn't instashag have you looked at the Manchester social thread n put your name down or do you expect everything to happen for you straight away without putting any effort in.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a rhetorical post OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

be more proactive!!

nobody likes me,

everybody hates me,

i guess i m gonna eat some worms…

short fat slimey ones,

long thin curly ones,

see how they wiggle and squirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be more proactive!!

nobody likes me,

everybody hates me,

i guess i m gonna eat some worms…

short fat slimey ones,

long thin curly ones,

see how they wiggle and squirm"

He did the same on his last profile...

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Seems like no body really likes me on this site

all i get told is

you are not my type LoL

how can you tell if you dont know me!!! bloody hell."

Because they've seen you and others like you a hundred times or more. And there's a million of them just like you just waiting to join and think they can get a fuck in a week.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

i had to delete my profile as some1 told me they have seen me on a site but figured out its my life and i can do what ever i want.... but now i cant get verrified no more.

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

Oh dear.

Waits for the "my profile got deleted post*

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

BOOM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

i had to delete my profile as some1 told me they have seen me on a site but figured out its my life and i can do what ever i want.... but now i cant get verrified no more. "

Well you could ask all those people you met last time - if I recall correctly you had a fair few veris visible from women and TVs. Ask all them to re-verify you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ohhh you know what fuck this im deletin my profile if that makes the lot of you happy specialy mrs robbinson Lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

Someone always remembers

If this is true then nobody like a 'oh woe is me' or 'fibbers'

And yeap, there is a big difference between 23 and 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Seems to be working!!

Getting lots of sympathy and advice!!! Haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ohhh you know what fuck this im deletin my profile if that makes the lot of you happy specialy mrs robbinson Lol "
ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Countdown to UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people "

but no1 will fuckin want a social !!! they dont even want to chat how am i suppose to meet them socialy ???????

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Countdown to UNLOS"

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people

but no1 will fuckin want a social !!! they dont even want to chat how am i suppose to meet them socialy ??????? "

Go to an organised social meet???!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

Someone always remembers

If this is true then nobody like a 'oh woe is me' or 'fibbers'

And yeap, there is a big difference between 23 and 33

100% true. He messaged me a few times ranting about why I never responded, in much the same tone as his thread.

Must think people are stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhh you know what fuck this im deletin my profile if that makes the lot of you happy specialy mrs robbinson Lol ok"

Ok thanks for stopping by, love you..bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people

but no1 will fuckin want a social !!! they dont even want to chat how am i suppose to meet them socialy ??????? "

there is a huge forum social going on - several threads have been going on for a while - its a mcr one - just get yourself on the list and turn up - you have been told this - put some effort into reading the forums and the replies you get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people

but no1 will fuckin want a social !!! they dont even want to chat how am i suppose to meet them socialy ??????? "

A) if you've been here a week then you need to calm down as you come across as irate

B) we all know you haven't so why don't you bloody do what you did last time, as you clocked up a fair few meets and you're not doing yourself any favours here, unless you were after attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people

but no1 will fuckin want a social !!! they dont even want to chat how am i suppose to meet them socialy ???????

A) if you've been here a week then you need to calm down as you come across as irate

B) we all know you haven't so why don't you bloody do what you did last time, as you clocked up a fair few meets and you're not doing yourself any favours here, unless you were after attention."

yeah i was bored and wanted a chat hahaha lol

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Here we go, yet another, 'i joined this site so that means I'm entitled to meeting women even though there's hundreds of men to every one woman, I'm the special snowflake that deserves a meet'. Sigh, several of these posts a a day, they should just get instantly deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!"

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, the real you comes out to play now.

Ooops

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Really?!? Do you walk into their guide dog just before they said it?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it's time to break out the violin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go, yet another, 'i joined this site so that means I'm entitled to meeting women even though there's hundreds of men to every one woman, I'm the special snowflake that deserves a meet'. Sigh, several of these posts a a day, they should just get instantly deleted"

He's met loads of women and TVs. Not sure why he doesn't go back and ask for veris, unless he's pissed everyone off to the point they won't??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like no body really likes me on this site

all i get told is

you are not my type LoL

how can you tell if you dont know me!!! bloody hell."

A picture paints a 1000 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

Someone always remembers

If this is true then nobody like a 'oh woe is me' or 'fibbers'

And yeap, there is a big difference between 23 and 33

It's 10, right? Do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Really?!? Do you walk into their guide dog just before they said it?!? "

100% true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is there a chat section too?? so i dont have to post on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta say I pull all the time at work as a doorman ,on here I couldn't give a fuck ,yes I do pull but I find the girls arnt anywhere near as hot and tend to be aloof chunkys or the far-flung extremes of the country so I wouldn't worry if ya know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you will have just struck yourself off many lists by making a moany thread like this - listen to the advice you have been given on other threads - get out to a social and meet some people

but no1 will fuckin want a social !!! they dont even want to chat how am i suppose to meet them socialy ???????

Go to an organised social meet???!"

I'm sick of repeating myself.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like no body really likes me on this site

all i get told is

you are not my type LoL

how can you tell if you dont know me!!! bloody hell.

A picture paints a 1000 words

But uncalled for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been on a week, you have one not really great pic and your profile says you like ping pong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

Honesty is the key in this instance, Shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there a chat section too?? so i dont have to post on the forum "

yes chatrooms are over that way

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

Someone always remembers

If this is true then nobody like a 'oh woe is me' or 'fibbers'

And yeap, there is a big difference between 23 and 33

100% true. He messaged me a few times ranting about why I never responded, in much the same tone as his thread.

Must think people are stupid?"

Yeap, there is always a few that just want it handed to them on a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you are brutal!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Bye then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been on a week, you have one not really great pic and your profile says you like ping pong?"

He hasn't - he's been here about 2 years. Lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol

Honesty is the key in this instance, Shag!"
That is right too it is.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

Someone always remembers

If this is true then nobody like a 'oh woe is me' or 'fibbers'

And yeap, there is a big difference between 23 and 33

It's 10, right? Do I win a prize? "

Yes you win a hat just like the OPs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there a chat section too?? so i dont have to post on the forum "

No it's a forum social.

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Really?!? Do you walk into their guide dog just before they said it?!?

100% true. "

They must have just finished on the crack pipe!!! You're awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

Would have done but he vanished like a puff of smoke! He'll be back - always does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

I think communication is the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's hidden his profile now??

Obviously not in favour of constructive criticism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol

I think communication is the key.

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Yes and his patience ran out quick lol.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

he's guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Really?!? Do you walk into their guide dog just before they said it?!?

100% true.

They must have just finished on the crack pipe!!! You're awesome"

Well thank you very much! I'm only actually a nob to nobheads! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol

I think communication is the key.

Yes and his patience ran out quick lol."

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

Would have done but he vanished like a puff of smoke! He'll be back - always does."

He needs to take up a more constructive hobby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

Would have done but he vanished like a puff of smoke! He'll be back - always does."

Was he Keyser Soze?

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Really?!? Do you walk into their guide dog just before they said it?!?

100% true.

They must have just finished on the crack pipe!!! You're awesome

Well thank you very much! I'm only actually a nob to nobheads! x "

Problem I tried winking you but seems I'm out your age range!.......gutted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. Was quite enjoying this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's UNLOS has been brought to you by Anger Management Clinics UK 'The UK's premier therapy provider'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another 'look at me' post...

OP be honest. You've been here a long time and I've seen you have had various meets and plenty of veris.

Please don't lie to the forum because you've set up a new profile a week ago.

he's guilty as charged"

I only know as I read his veris as they constantly go up every week! And I rarely forget a face, or obscure profile content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's UNLOS has been brought to you by Anger Management Clinics UK 'The UK's premier therapy provider'"

I feel a bit bad now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

Would have done but he vanished like a puff of smoke! He'll be back - always does.

He needs to take up a more constructive hobby!"

Agreed! But then I look at what I'm doing now and can't talk!

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

HE'S GONEEEEEEE .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's UNLOS has been brought to you by Anger Management Clinics UK 'The UK's premier therapy provider'"

he was a bit cross

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

I'll give him a week tops and he'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

Would have done but he vanished like a puff of smoke! He'll be back - always does.

Was he Keyser Soze? "

Come to think of it, I've never seen Keyser Soze and the other dude in the same room at the same time.

You might be onto something there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

Tell them to go to spec savers!!

Would have done but he vanished like a puff of smoke! He'll be back - always does.

He needs to take up a more constructive hobby!

Agreed! But then I look at what I'm doing now and can't talk!

You don't seem to be subject to the same anger management issues as him though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's UNLOS has been brought to you by Anger Management Clinics UK 'The UK's premier therapy provider'

I feel a bit bad now. "

Don't.

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Bruh I'm sexy as feck and still struggle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well now he's gone.

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been a bag of spanners rather unlike myself.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Gotta say I pull all the time at work as a doorman ,on here I couldn't give a fuck ,yes I do pull but I find the girls arnt anywhere near as hot and tend to be aloof chunkys or the far-flung extremes of the country so I wouldn't worry if ya know what I mean

Sure babe sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's UNLOS has been brought to you by Anger Management Clinics UK 'The UK's premier therapy provider'

I feel a bit bad now.

Don't. "

OK, I'll go back to feeling myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Countdown to UNLOS

All your fault mrs Robinson

But with a body like yours if soon forgive you!!!

Damn! I was just starting to like him.

Thank you for the compliment, though someone called me an 'overweight munter' on another thread earlier, so I'll keep an open mind!

You what? Just peered at your profile, you're anything but that!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Paper bag

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