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Is it just me or do funerals make everyone horny?

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason "

Nah, it's just you and Maralyn Manson

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason

Nah, it's just you and Maralyn Manson "
oh I'm far from goth lol. Think it's a combination of wanting to be close to someone,release of frustration and all the white blouses and black stockings lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to some on this site just about anything makes them horny.

It's so hot outside,but I'm so horny.

It's pissing with rain but I'm so horny.

The cat threw up on the rug,but I'm so horny.

The wife ran off with the milkman,his floats in the driveway n all the milk is going off,but I'm so horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex would be the furthest thing from my mind if a close relative passed away and I was in mourning.

Very odd but not uncommon it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to some on this site just about anything makes them horny.

It's so hot outside,but I'm so horny.

It's pissing with rain but I'm so horny.

The cat threw up on the rug,but I'm so horny.

The wife ran off with the milkman,his floats in the driveway n all the milk is going off,but I'm so horny

"

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to some on this site just about anything makes them horny.

It's so hot outside,but I'm so horny.

It's pissing with rain but I'm so horny.

The cat threw up on the rug,but I'm so horny.

The wife ran off with the milkman,his floats in the driveway n all the milk is going off,but I'm so horny

"

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Oh well the hope of reassurance is slipping away haha. Just want to make it clear that I usually feel terrible after, just thought others may have this as part of the grieving process

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"According to some on this site just about anything makes them horny.

It's so hot outside,but I'm so horny.

It's pissing with rain but I'm so horny.

The cat threw up on the rug,but I'm so horny.

The wife ran off with the milkman,his floats in the driveway n all the milk is going off,but I'm so horny

"

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"According to some on this site just about anything makes them horny.

It's so hot outside,but I'm so horny.

It's pissing with rain but I'm so horny.

The cat threw up on the rug,but I'm so horny.

The wife ran off with the milkman,his floats in the driveway n all the milk is going off,but I'm so horny

"

Haha I loved this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well the hope of reassurance is slipping away haha. Just want to make it clear that I usually feel terrible after, just thought others may have this as part of the grieving process "

No, I have never had that when I was mourning. But then I've always been someone who avoids human interaction when I'm sad, not the other way around. But if it helps you then there isn't any harm in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't do anything for me. The only negative time for me where I feel horny is after an argument with my partner...and my god its alway mind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think, and I could be wrong about this, but I think you are the only one.

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Oh well the hope of reassurance is slipping away haha. Just want to make it clear that I usually feel terrible after, just thought others may have this as part of the grieving process

No, I have never had that when I was mourning. But then I've always been someone who avoids human interaction when I'm sad, not the other way around. But if it helps you then there isn't any harm in it."
well most of the ladies iv been with after the funeral have been at the funeral, just thought that was good odds that I wasn't alone here lol.

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Doesn't do anything for me. The only negative time for me where I feel horny is after an argument with my partner...and my god its alway mind blowing "
its a similar thing to that, I don't get turned on by grieving but it's the same release as after a row. Then the long cuddle after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposedly it happens, but maybe it's just a myth propagated by Hollywood etc?

Hasn't happened to me.

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Supposedly it happens, but maybe it's just a myth propagated by Hollywood etc?

Hasn't happened to me. "
defo not a myth but apparently quite rare lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's mourning OP.

We're all horny in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I looked, Nechrophillia was illegal

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Last time I looked, Nechrophillia was illegal "

True,but you wouldn't have the skull and crossed bones flag without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason "

This kinda makes sense, as if you are intimate with someone there is a close physical connection and plenty of hugs and affection, which is just what us human beings need at times of deep grief, loss and sadness.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I think, and I could be wrong about this, but I think you are the only one.

"

No, funerals make me horny too. Not in a way of me being turned on by the events but being in mourning, bereft or distressed, does make me want to suddenly embrace life. Which equates usually to sex for me. Not that I've been to many funerals but every time I've fucked afterwards. It would probably be different if it was a close relative.

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"According to some on this site just about anything makes them horny.

It's so hot outside,but I'm so horny.

It's pissing with rain but I'm so horny.

The cat threw up on the rug,but I'm so horny.

The wife ran off with the milkman,his floats in the driveway n all the milk is going off,but I'm so horny

"

You're not having much luck are you?

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I had a meet on my way to my cousins funeral a few years back. I was all smartly dressed as well, which made it all the more interesting.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

You're that guy from wedding crashers aren't you? MOM, WHERE'S MY MEATLOAF?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

How?

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By *ovely CummingsWoman
over a year ago

Peaky Nipples


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason "

I think it's a human reaction to loss: wanting closeness and intimacy as almost a validation of life, in the face of death.

But those i know that have had this, it's not been random hoik ups, it's been about tender love making were there's already a strong bond

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason "

I'm not looking forward to my funeral.... But when I get there, I expect to be stiff

Cal

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason "

Definitely just you!

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"I only ask as iv had some on the nastiest hardest sex when I'm in morning for some reason

I think it's a human reaction to loss: wanting closeness and intimacy as almost a validation of life, in the face of death.

But those i know that have had this, it's not been random hoik ups, it's been about tender love making were there's already a strong bond "
nietha have mine been, sometimes exes or old family friends etc

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Does it go something like this :

OP : 'I'm so sorry for your loss, he was such a good friend to me'

Widow (sobbing) : ' I know.....sniff.....I'm devastated......sniff.....we had planned our whole future together '

OP : 'So.................kiss, fuck or pass ?'

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The drink may have something to do with it.

Not that I've experienced it.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

from a woman's point of view she might fancy a guy in a suit

a funeral does not make me horny

but a wedding certainly does

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Does it go something like this :

OP : 'I'm so sorry for your loss, he was such a good friend to me'

Widow (sobbing) : ' I know.....sniff.....I'm devastated......sniff.....we had planned our whole future together '

OP : 'So.................kiss, fuck or pass ?'"
would make things a bit more interesting but no. I never really persue it and sometimes it's only been with my partner at the time. Find it just happens, everyone feeling a bit mortal and vonrable .also ladies wearing stockings and sheer shirts with Lacey underwear

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