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Masturbating black hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!"

please dont waste our time by telling us about it, at least let us watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!"

I don't know what else would give me the same pleasure as having a 30 second speed wank! I thought long and hard about it too

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I've had a similar problem in as much as I'll boot the pic up and log on to fab to have a quick peek and end up having a wank full screen for all to watch.

Next thing I know is ive lost 90 minute somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm glad it's not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!

I don't know what else would give me the same pleasure as having a 30 second speed wank! I thought long and hard about it too "

"30 second speed wank"

Maybe that can be the next forum challenge, see who can go from flaccid to tipping the filthy concrete in the fastest time? Not sure the "winner" would be too pleased though - perhaps seen as poor advertising!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah if it feels good and gives you pleasure then I don't see it as a waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!"

Oh, that's a bit disappointing, based upon title thought it was new insight to a fascinating programme I watched late last night, my bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!"

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!

I don't know what else would give me the same pleasure as having a 30 second speed wank! I thought long and hard about it too

"30 second speed wank"

Maybe that can be the next forum challenge, see who can go from flaccid to tipping the filthy concrete in the fastest time? Not sure the "winner" would be too pleased though - perhaps seen as poor advertising!!"

Look, sometimes, you get an erection that just won't quit it!

The only option is to speed wank the fight out of him so he doesn't return for a good hour or so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!

I don't know what else would give me the same pleasure as having a 30 second speed wank! I thought long and hard about it too

"30 second speed wank"

Maybe that can be the next forum challenge, see who can go from flaccid to tipping the filthy concrete in the fastest time? Not sure the "winner" would be too pleased though - perhaps seen as poor advertising!!

Look, sometimes, you get an erection that just won't quit it!

The only option is to speed wank the fight out of him so he doesn't return for a good hour or so! "

I always intend to be quick and quite frankly with the wand I could probably cum in less than a minute but then I get carried away watching the porn and enjoying teasing myself so the sensation builds to a much better orgasm. Then I cum but tend to finish watching the porn (I feel committed to the story!) by which point I think I might as well go for orgasm number 2. Only issue with this apart from the time is that I quite often end up with the whole area buzzing and numb long after I've turned the wand off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not exactly as you might have assumed from the title but don't you think that the time we spend masturbating seems to be like a black hole where everything else disappears for a while?

The time I could be spent doing something more productive is shocking but every time I'm home alone with a little free time then I almost always get out the wand and watch porn on my phone. Next thing I know my spare time has disappeared yet again!

I don't know what else would give me the same pleasure as having a 30 second speed wank! I thought long and hard about it too

"30 second speed wank"

Maybe that can be the next forum challenge, see who can go from flaccid to tipping the filthy concrete in the fastest time? Not sure the "winner" would be too pleased though - perhaps seen as poor advertising!!

Look, sometimes, you get an erection that just won't quit it!

The only option is to speed wank the fight out of him so he doesn't return for a good hour or so!

I always intend to be quick and quite frankly with the wand I could probably cum in less than a minute but then I get carried away watching the porn and enjoying teasing myself so the sensation builds to a much better orgasm. Then I cum but tend to finish watching the porn (I feel committed to the story!) by which point I think I might as well go for orgasm number 2. Only issue with this apart from the time is that I quite often end up with the whole area buzzing and numb long after I've turned the wand off! "

Porn has a story???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. And some brill stories too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay that's called sex addition, that's all it is. Most people especially on here are on the spectrum, me included. I know what it's like, fucking annoying sometimes excuse the French.. can be knackering too ???? XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hay that's called sex addition, that's all it is. Most people especially on here are on the spectrum, me included. I know what it's like, fucking annoying sometimes excuse the French.. can be knackering too ???? XXX "

Definitely, I'm always ready for a good nap afterwards but then I've used up my napping time!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

My black ole is all the time I spend on here and don’t even get my cock out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn’t wank during your free time then when else could you do it. I don’t call it a waste of that free time, it’s practically a necessity and a good way to spend that time if you ask me. The housework still gets done.

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