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By *rushman OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

So if you were in a meet and you noticed the female had a smelly minge or the male had a sweaty cheesy smelly cock, what excuse would you come up with to stop the meet?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm eating do you mind...

LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No excuse. Tell it like it is. What's to lose?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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hand job time from me, with rubber gloves on.

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

I would go to the toilet and leave

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"No excuse. Tell it like it is. What's to lose? "

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her."

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

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By *andsomeDevil 45Man
over a year ago

staffordshire/midlands

I'd like to say I'd be down deep like the titanic but if there's an odour I'd already be in the lifeboat!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id tell them they stank and leave x

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through! "

Dicks don't exactly smell of roses either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

Dicks don't exactly smell of roses either "

And if was a lass and turned up to a guy with a stinky dick I'd bin him too! Exactly the same rationale!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It's easy to say here I'd tell him/her/them that he/she/they stink and leave. It isn't that easy when you've a real person in front of you and by the time you get down there the meet is already a good bit advanced. So I'd say the easiest would be to drag the person into the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to us once. In Chameleons (Darlaston) the missus liked the look of a Guy, took him up to a room and when he we got up there, the stench from his Body Odour was quite awful.

The missus just said, OMG I am so sorry, but my period has just started

Frankly I think a more direct approach may have been better.

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast

I ll just say i dont feel well and put my clothes on and leave block them as soon as i get the chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be honest

I think me throwing up would be more embarrassing then them being told the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through! "

This.

It's a planned meet. Why the hell would anyone meet up with someone, social or otherwise, and not shower beforehand? It's a total lack of respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just walk out, delete, block and move on

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"I'm eating do you mind...

LOL."

I would not think anyone minds you eating, carry on but dont type with your hands full lol

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"No excuse. Tell it like it is. What's to lose? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a woman I would chew the crispy bits and just lick it clean

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"If it was a woman I would chew the crispy bits and just lick it clean "

Ahh... dont be sayin things like that...Bhubaysi is eating lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a smelly minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any smell from any body part,you wont see my ass for dust.Same as smelly breath or bad teeth,yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snorkel up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a smelly minge"

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"So if you were in a meet and you noticed the female had a smelly minge or the male had a sweaty cheesy smelly cock, what excuse would you come up with to stop the meet?"

There's two questions here.

Guys - you need to have basic hygiene - there's nothing sexual about cheesy stuff around your penis. Ladies as well - I've met one we always referred to as "Smeggy ..."

The ladies - "smelly minge"

Ladies do that physiologically as part of sex

(leaving out wholely unpleasant results of diseases - yet another issue)

The lady certainly knows everything about the olfactory qualities of her cunt, and if she presents in front of you, as a male, you could run...

or you could stiffen your resolve and go with

* "no muff too tough"

* it will feel just as good when I ejaculate myself off

* the lady deserves and it's my job to provide

* my penis is made to take smelly minges

* we don't have any wimp qualities here - spread wide

* I love you - I'll have you as you are

* what entitlement to I have to been so limp and squeamish when ladies have to menstruate, squeeze objects the size of rugby-balls through their cunts, have hormone roller-coaster rides of thrilling proportions, ...? You need me to fuck - I fuck...

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"Snorkel up! "

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

Dicks don't exactly smell of roses either

And if was a lass and turned up to a guy with a stinky dick I'd bin him too! Exactly the same rationale! "

Unless you've just got out the shower then nobody is going to smell brilliant. If you are uncircumcised then the minute you go for a piss you are done for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sweaty penis and groin area is ok with me, slightly sweaty armpits are also ok with me. If I was giving a penis a fuss and pulled his turtleneck down and saw smegma then I'd whip him in the bath and wash his willy or wash his willy in the sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through! "

Amen.

You shouldn't have to walk a grown person to the shower and tell them how to wash. I call that desperation, not resourcefulness.

If they haven't got the hang of personal hygiene they should be bloody ashamed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

Dicks don't exactly smell of roses either

And if was a lass and turned up to a guy with a stinky dick I'd bin him too! Exactly the same rationale!

Unless you've just got out the shower then nobody is going to smell brilliant. If you are uncircumcised then the minute you go for a piss you are done for. "

Dip it in some water after you piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas!

Always give it a gentleman's wash before any antics.

Even if I have showered before walking out the door for a meet, once in the room at the hotel or at theirs, I go to the toilet and pop him out just for a freshen up it's just the polite thing to do for her

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Dettol and a wire brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fellas!

Always give it a gentleman's wash before any antics.

Even if I have showered before walking out the door for a meet, once in the room at the hotel or at theirs, I go to the toilet and pop him out just for a freshen up it's just the polite thing to do for her "

Quite so!

It's not rocket science, and it shows consideration to be completely fresh. Anyone who doesn't do everything they can to be at their cleanest doesn't deserve sex.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

Before we enter into any type of play, its excuse me i need to freshen up, works for us..if they /him/her, dont take the hint when its the bathroom over their please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

Dicks don't exactly smell of roses either

And if was a lass and turned up to a guy with a stinky dick I'd bin him too! Exactly the same rationale!

Unless you've just got out the shower then nobody is going to smell brilliant. If you are uncircumcised then the minute you go for a piss you are done for. "

I wouldn't dream of meeting someone from here (or anywhere else for a sex meet for that matter! ) and having an uncleansed cock after a piss personally, but hey, each to their own and I can't legislate for what others do. I'll just worry about my own hygiene and that of those I meet!

If they don't meet the required grade - binned!

As should I be if I don't make the required hygiene grade too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind a pee willy either, I'll pop it in my mouth after he's had a pee.

Different matter if he was bumping of piss, but a little fresh tinkle left on his dinkle, I don't mind that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like putting ur tongue on the terminals of a pp9 battery wrong but we still do it ....lol

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her. "

Totally agree, suggest a shower for you both

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston

Leg it. Absolutely no excuse. Totally inconsiderate by the smelly party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id poke it with a stick to see if it's alive.

PTU xxx

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Id poke it with a stick to see if it's alive.

PTU xxx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through! "

agree totally. its good manners to be clean down there for someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any smell from any body part,you wont see my ass for dust.Same as smelly breath or bad teeth,yuk."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

Amen.

You shouldn't have to walk a grown person to the shower and tell them how to wash. I call that desperation, not resourcefulness.

If they haven't got the hang of personal hygiene they should be bloody ashamed."

Sadly there are many people who have no self-respect nowadays and have that 'cant be bothered' attitude. I live in a seaside town and its amazing how many of the holidaymakers offend my nostrils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well before any meet i bath and shower , apart from that i shower twice daily anyway , even if doing a dirty job around the house ,labouring for a mate ,i never leave the house without a shower in the morning , and take a quickie before bed , (unless im pissed)

i can honestly say ive never had a smelly or sweaty willy , i can pull my foreskin back and check ,its never smelt , likewise under arms i use a quality deodrant every day ...

Some girls in my time have told me they dont wash there minnies , and ive watched girls in the shower and bath and they just seem to soap the outside.

if i were a girl id use a sensitive soap on my minnie , id also open it up and use my fingers or the shower head the give all the nooks and crannies a rinse/wash.

no excuse for poor hygiene in my book.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I don't mind a pee willy either, I'll pop it in my mouth after he's had a pee.

Different matter if he was bumping of piss, but a little fresh tinkle left on his dinkle, I don't mind that. "

Why don't you mind? Sure the taste is not appealing or is being dirty part of the turn on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you were in a meet and you noticed the female had a smelly minge or the male had a sweaty cheesy smelly cock, what excuse would you come up with to stop the meet?

There's two questions here.

Guys - you need to have basic hygiene - there's nothing sexual about cheesy stuff around your penis. Ladies as well - I've met one we always referred to as "Smeggy ..."

The ladies - "smelly minge"

Ladies do that physiologically as part of sex

(leaving out wholely unpleasant results of diseases - yet another issue)

The lady certainly knows everything about the olfactory qualities of her cunt, and if she presents in front of you, as a male, you could run...

or you could stiffen your resolve and go with

* "no muff too tough"

* it will feel just as good when I ejaculate myself off

* the lady deserves and it's my job to provide

* my penis is made to take smelly minges

* we don't have any wimp qualities here - spread wide

* I love you - I'll have you as you are

* what entitlement to I have to been so limp and squeamish when ladies have to menstruate, squeeze objects the size of rugby-balls through their cunts, have hormone roller-coaster rides of thrilling proportions, ...? You need me to fuck - I fuck...

"
remind me to stay away from you fking disgusting

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"well before any meet i bath and shower , apart from that i shower twice daily anyway , even if doing a dirty job around the house ,labouring for a mate ,i never leave the house without a shower in the morning , and take a quickie before bed , (unless im pissed)

i can honestly say ive never had a smelly or sweaty willy , i can pull my foreskin back and check ,its never smelt , likewise under arms i use a quality deodrant every day ...

Some girls in my time have told me they dont wash there minnies , and ive watched girls in the shower and bath and they just seem to soap the outside.

if i were a girl id use a sensitive soap on my minnie , id also open it up and use my fingers or the shower head the give all the nooks and crannies a rinse/wash.

no excuse for poor hygiene in my book."

You're on a highway to thrush treating your "Minnie" ( ) like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well before any meet i bath and shower , apart from that i shower twice daily anyway , even if doing a dirty job around the house ,labouring for a mate ,i never leave the house without a shower in the morning , and take a quickie before bed , (unless im pissed)

i can honestly say ive never had a smelly or sweaty willy , i can pull my foreskin back and check ,its never smelt , likewise under arms i use a quality deodrant every day ...

Some girls in my time have told me they dont wash there minnies , and ive watched girls in the shower and bath and they just seem to soap the outside.

if i were a girl id use a sensitive soap on my minnie , id also open it up and use my fingers or the shower head the give all the nooks and crannies a rinse/wash.

no excuse for poor hygiene in my book.

You're on a highway to thrush treating your "Minnie" ( ) like that. "

indeed! stupid thing to do! it's a self cleaning organ for good reason,very bad idea to go rooting around in there with soap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those wipes from KFC are great. Just give your helmet a nice shine prior to oral and provide a lemon fragrance and nice taste. There we go sorted

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over a year ago

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??"

Soap makes some if us bloody sore. I have some ph balanced wash stuff for mine

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Those wipes from KFC are great. Just give your helmet a nice shine prior to oral and provide a lemon fragrance and nice taste. There we go sorted"

The colonel wept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those wipes from KFC are great. Just give your helmet a nice shine prior to oral and provide a lemon fragrance and nice taste. There we go sorted

The colonel wept "

You have to admit it is a good idea. Keep some on your emergency pack.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Those wipes from KFC are great. Just give your helmet a nice shine prior to oral and provide a lemon fragrance and nice taste. There we go sorted

The colonel wept

You have to admit it is a good idea. Keep some on your emergency pack. "

Shower for me, not engaging in sexual activity unless i am less than 5m from a shower and took one within the last 12 minutes. After sex i wash myself again like a nun trying to rid myself of the shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those wipes from KFC are great. Just give your helmet a nice shine prior to oral and provide a lemon fragrance and nice taste. There we go sorted

The colonel wept

You have to admit it is a good idea. Keep some on your emergency pack.

Shower for me, not engaging in sexual activity unless i am less than 5m from a shower and took one within the last 12 minutes. After sex i wash myself again like a nun trying to rid myself of the shame."

A superior mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once playing with a guy in a club, his cock was fine when I was sucking it. No issue there. Until he wriggled into 69 position and I something smelled suspicious. Opened my eyes to find my nose almost buried in a hairy asshole coated in... well lets just say he hadn't wiped well after a visit to the toilet! I pushed him off and told him to go wash his arse. And I have never ever 69'd since :-$

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once playing with a guy in a club, his cock was fine when I was sucking it. No issue there. Until he wriggled into 69 position and I something smelled suspicious. Opened my eyes to find my nose almost buried in a hairy asshole coated in... well lets just say he hadn't wiped well after a visit to the toilet! I pushed him off and told him to go wash his arse. And I have never ever 69'd since :-$"

Ewwwww. How grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy to solve everyone goes and washes with soap and water before play starts

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I was once playing with a guy in a club, his cock was fine when I was sucking it. No issue there. Until he wriggled into 69 position and I something smelled suspicious. Opened my eyes to find my nose almost buried in a hairy asshole coated in... well lets just say he hadn't wiped well after a visit to the toilet! I pushed him off and told him to go wash his arse. And I have never ever 69'd since :-$"

What the fuck. How could you not realise you have a shitty ass?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Unless you are fresh from the shower you will have some odour. If you have made a journey, possibly on hot publuc transport, things can get sweaty again quickly. But there is no harm in asking to freshen up before play begins.

Do note that a lady's juices will lead to some odour just because she is aroused.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??"

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men)."

thanks for saying that! it's important!

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men).

thanks for saying that! it's important!"
but make sure you clean your lettuce after having a wee wee. The scent of it on the clit area is not good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniff sniff, is someone having a sceptic tank emptied, or is that your fanny, that smells like a decaying kipper.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I was once playing with a guy in a club, his cock was fine when I was sucking it. No issue there. Until he wriggled into 69 position and I something smelled suspicious. Opened my eyes to find my nose almost buried in a hairy asshole coated in... well lets just say he hadn't wiped well after a visit to the toilet! I pushed him off and told him to go wash his arse. And I have never ever 69'd since :-$"

Really wished I hadn't read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men).

thanks for saying that! it's important! but make sure you clean your lettuce after having a wee wee. The scent of it on the clit area is not good. "

well if you mean wipe after a piss..then yes, obviously...but i fail to see how your clit would get particularly pissy anyway unless you pee'd at a very strange angle!..and i don't possess a 'lettuce' as far as i know..i have a vagina

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men)."

The odour it's meant to have is not fish!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gip gip gip..... no more please haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men).

The odour it's meant to have is not fish!!! "

no one suggested it was...why so relentlessly nasty on any and every forum you post on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men).

The odour it's meant to have is not fish!!! "

That would be BV caused by soap.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"amazing .........so girls dont wash there minnie for the fear of thrush .

just wash with water then ??

A vagina is supposed to have an odour.

It's self cleaning and generally a bad idea to go flushing out the natural fluids. The idea that it must be fresh as the proverbial daisy is put about by people who do not own one (ie men).

The odour it's meant to have is not fish!!!

no one suggested it was...why so relentlessly nasty on any and every forum you post on?"

When someone starts a thread called "smelly minge" do you think they are referring to the natural odour of a vagina?

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Oh crumbs, smelly and unhygienic a no no but maybe I could try and be nice and explain they need to be clean and ask to leave nicely just in case they really have no idea.. I am paranoid my pussy doesn't smell and taste divine at all times (and happily my partner says it always does) ... I even ensure with bi carb in my bath and plenty of pineapple.... So would be sad to be nasty if they are possibly unaware? Or is that too nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fellas!

Always give it a gentleman's wash before any antics.

Even if I have showered before walking out the door for a meet, once in the room at the hotel or at theirs, I go to the toilet and pop him out just for a freshen up it's just the polite thing to do for her

Quite so!

It's not rocket science, and it shows consideration to be completely fresh. Anyone who doesn't do everything they can to be at their cleanest doesn't deserve sex."

Hear hear!

You're spot on with it not being rocket science,just common courtesy...which is why I call further freshening up in the sink a courtesy wash.

To not take these most basic of steps smacks of selfishness and disregard for the experience of your potential partner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id poke it with a stick to see if it's alive.

PTU xxx "

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a first meet i wouldn't touch it without rubber gloves, if it was someone i was in a relationship with, fuck it i've normally had my tongue in her arse so that sour taste of pee on her clit it dont matter i love haribo sour candy, not to mention having pee in your mouth is like a space-age adventure with a sour tongue-fizzing experience, like warm champagne, the bubbles fizz on your tongue and melt leaving a sour taste, like haribo sour candy and fizz like the good old original wham bars. Hmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its when you go down and find she is bleeding, you take the tampon by the string and pull it out with your teeth, its when it hits you on the cheak bleughhhh! thats when you dont think its a good idea, But fuck it anyhow, beggers like me cant afford to be choosy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop the meet? I'd take her in the shower and wash it for her.

Assuming it was a hygiene issue and not a health one, I'd stop the meet for her being so bloody inconsiderate about her hygiene and my considerations and wellbeing ahead of the meet!

If she couldn't be arsed to put in any effort ahead of meeting me then I can't be arsed to see the meet through!

Dicks don't exactly smell of roses either "

Had a few smelly dicks last time I was on fab its gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy to solve everyone goes and washes with soap and water before play starts "

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Use vaginal wash .... simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They normally get the message when I put on my grandads old Second World War gas mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its when you go down and find she is bleeding, you take the tampon by the string and pull it out with your teeth, its when it hits you on the cheak bleughhhh! thats when you dont think its a good idea, But fuck it anyhow, beggers like me cant afford to be choosy."

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