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"Yes this is a well known phenomenon for those of us who grew up in the countryside. Horse riders are generally horny sluts who only really like horse riding because the sadle rubs their clit. They make terrible wives and girlfriends though so wrap up well before you dip your stick. " Over 26 years in the saddle, still have my old jodphurs somewhere....maybe a new idea for a pic?? | |||
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"I've ridden since I was five. No 'clit rubbing' saddles exist, as far as I'm aware. Unless you're a seasoned female bodybuilder, of course...." I did think that as when I ride I don't get hit in he bollcoks haha. Maybe certain woman have there ways hey haha | |||
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"I've ridden since I was five. No 'clit rubbing' saddles exist, as far as I'm aware. Unless you're a seasoned female bodybuilder, of course...." Don't you come in here with your facts, that just gets in the way. Stories like the original post are why I wanted to be a window cleaner | |||
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"Not well, maybe I should have been a plumber, they can't go 5 minutes without some naked woman throwing herself at them" wrong its not plumbers but washing machine repair men,,,! haven you seen the films | |||
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"Not well, maybe I should have been a plumber, they can't go 5 minutes without some naked woman throwing herself at them wrong its not plumbers but washing machine repair men,,,! haven you seen the films" I thought it was dynarod men lol | |||
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"So just started working in then racing world and what a filthy world it is. Can't believe the amount of filth you here on the yard every day and as for the jodhpurs well there second to none. Anyone else work in the racing. Showjumpers were never this bad I feel I've been missing out " Spend a weekend working at a showjumping event... The amount of sex and drugs could put any rock and roll star to shame | |||
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"So just started working in then racing world and what a filthy world it is. Can't believe the amount of filth you here on the yard every day and as for the jodhpurs well there second to none. Anyone else work in the racing. Showjumpers were never this bad I feel I've been missing out Spend a weekend working at a showjumping event... The amount of sex and drugs could put any rock and roll star to shame " Hickstead, by any chance? I've heard all sorts of rumours about the place! | |||
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"This is interesting. I'm going to a wedding in a few weeks and it will be full of show jumping and horsey people. Bring on the Fizz" Take your crop. It will be an essential! | |||
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"This is interesting. I'm going to a wedding in a few weeks and it will be full of show jumping and horsey people. Bring on the Fizz Take your crop. It will be an essential! " Noted.. | |||
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"Not well, maybe I should have been a plumber, they can't go 5 minutes without some naked woman throwing herself at them wrong its not plumbers but washing machine repair men,,,! haven you seen the films I thought it was dynarod men lol " Na, it's the postman who always cums twice. | |||
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"So just started working in then racing world and what a filthy world it is. . " So true. 20 horses eating their heads off fit to race are going to produce a whole lot of poo. Oh and far as the SJ wedding goes...it'll be fun. They fuck like crazed stoats. Mainly straight. Eventers swing both ways as a rule and ALL male dressage riders are gay! | |||
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"So just started working in then racing world and what a filthy world it is. . So true. 20 horses eating their heads off fit to race are going to produce a whole lot of poo. Oh and far as the SJ wedding goes...it'll be fun. They fuck like crazed stoats. Mainly straight. Eventers swing both ways as a rule and ALL male dressage riders are gay!" I have never pulled on a night out or at a wedding. However I may try to be hopeful for this one then lol | |||
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"I've ridden since I was five. No 'clit rubbing' saddles exist, as far as I'm aware. Unless you're a seasoned female bodybuilder, of course...." Most saddles rub the genitals. There's no escape from this. Unless you gallop all the time. | |||
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"most horsey women are complete fruit cakes trust me I know lol" I'm perfectly normal thank you & ha e had 40 years and worked with them in many different industries | |||
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"I must be going to the wrong yards. My ex had 4 horses and every stable yard she was on was full of bratty, self obsessed, bitchy women. My ex became one of them" Objectively one can say that horses are very demanding animals to take care of and that the equestrian 'industry' is rather insular. It's also one, like fashion, that many girls will do for minimum wage or less (because it's basically a paid hobby to them). I think these factor combine and produce the effects you describe. | |||
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"I've ridden since I was five. No 'clit rubbing' saddles exist, as far as I'm aware. Unless you're a seasoned female bodybuilder, of course.... Most saddles rub the genitals. There's no escape from this. Unless you gallop all the time. " Exactly. I went out with a girl who owned and ran a riding stables. She was in the sadlle for 4-5 hours a day. Her pubes around her pussy lips were worn away completely. Cant believe her clit felt none of that. | |||
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"Crikey. Is Jilly Cooper on Fab? Waiting for Rupert Campbell Black to saunter into this thread (totally showing my age). " I live in the same village as Jilly . Don't think I'm in any of the books though as I don't have a double barrelled surname. And yes horsey girls are great !!! | |||
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"I worked in stables when I was 20-28 I still ride occasionally I can say been covered in horse shirt and stinking covered in mud really not sexy at all, the riders were the most bitchy people Iv ever met, " Why were you covered in horse shit? Did you roll around in it or something? | |||
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"I worked in stables when I was 20-28 I still ride occasionally I can say been covered in horse shirt and stinking covered in mud really not sexy at all, the riders were the most bitchy people Iv ever met, Why were you covered in horse shit? Did you roll around in it or something? " Trust me when it's raining and muddy and mucking out stables you get horse shit in places you never thought you could, | |||
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"I worked in stables when I was 20-28 I still ride occasionally I can say been covered in horse shirt and stinking covered in mud really not sexy at all, the riders were the most bitchy people Iv ever met, Why were you covered in horse shit? Did you roll around in it or something? Trust me when it's raining and muddy and mucking out stables you get horse shit in places you never thought you could," I've worked in racing full time for 14years and I've never once been covered in Irish | |||
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"Maybe but unless you are hung like a horse you can forget it!" Haha. I was waiting for that one. Well done to you sir | |||
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