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"maybe i am niave... but why are their men on here pretending to be girls, or a couple..? what benifit is it??? (i thought of picture collecting, but isn't there enough porn on the internet anyway...) maybe you know..... regards moi" Not ever 'knowingly ' having had this happen to me - could you fill me in as to HOW you know they are men pretending to be women. Serious Q btw. Love Lady Jon TitFannyBalls | |||
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"maybe i am niave... but why are their men on here pretending to be girls, or a couple..? what benifit is it??? (i thought of picture collecting, but isn't there enough porn on the internet anyway...) maybe you know..... regards moi" It may be down to picture collection. There is, as you say, no shortage of porn available online but lifting pics from someone's profile 1) has a sort of sneaky, underhand feel to it and that's attractive to some lowlifes. 2) most of the stuff online is either professional models or anonymous folks from who knows where and, as such, are unattainable. The 'attraction' (and this was the reason for the success of Reader's Wives sections in men's magazines) is the the people on the profile (mostly) do actually exist and, if you pester the right people, live nearby. That makes the chance of meeting them, or even shagging them, a possiblity however unlikely it is. That's a bit of a thrill for some guys. | |||
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"If there's one thing I like it's inconclusion. Dangerous thing in the hands of the inexperienced......psychology. " Is that more Huxley? | |||
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"i guess there is no way of knowing for sure.. but if i was poirot, my littel grey cells would tell me 1) new girls 2) no pictures, very short description 1 line. 3) no picture verification 4) some pictures obviously lifed from porn shots 5) all male friends 6) possibly 1 male verification from either hidden or delted profile 7) members for a short time 8) constantly on line 9) no repsonse to messages even a polite no but no thanks 10) or 2nd or 1st message can you send pictures.. also you can get a fair idea from the use of language, grammar if a male or female has written the profile (psychological profiling is part of my job and no i am not a policeman),,, ............. " Your list has many flaws but the longer you are on here the quicker you will work them out for yourself and the fun can then begin oh and verifications do not exist or deleted profiles,once someone has left the site any verifications go with them good luck and have fun ![]() | |||
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"If there's one thing I like it's inconclusion. Dangerous thing in the hands of the inexperienced......psychology. Is that more Huxley? " It's Crumpet Jim but not as we know it! | |||
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"maybe i am niave... but why are their men on here pretending to be girls, or a couple..? what benifit is it??? (i thought of picture collecting, but isn't there enough porn on the internet anyway...) maybe you know..... regards moi Not ever 'knowingly ' having had this happen to me - could you fill me in as to HOW you know they are men pretending to be women. Serious Q btw. Love Lady Jon TitFannyBalls " When the time comes for the f-f phone call and she says in a very deep voice, "hello my name's Susan' - gives it away ![]() | |||
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"maybe i am niave... but why are their men on here pretending to be girls, or a couple..? what benifit is it??? (i thought of picture collecting, but isn't there enough porn on the internet anyway...) maybe you know..... regards moi Not ever 'knowingly ' having had this happen to me - could you fill me in as to HOW you know they are men pretending to be women. Serious Q btw. Love Lady Jon TitFannyBalls When the time comes for the f-f phone call and she says in a very deep voice, "hello my name's Susan' - gives it away ![]() Or goes on webcam with an adams apple bobbing up and down,and hint o a 5 o' clock shadow ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/08/09 19:18:09]" Blimey... Ilfracombe always had me thinking it was full of nice peeps... No clinically insane surely lol.. Now.... Up here, you'd have no time to fart let alone post pmsl... (You lot can shut up.. i'm an exception to that rule lol) ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/08/09 19:18:09] Blimey... Ilfracombe always had me thinking it was full of nice peeps... No clinically insane surely lol.. Now.... Up here, you'd have no time to fart let alone post pmsl... (You lot can shut up.. i'm an exception to that rule lol) ![]() Only when the tourists turn up en-masse... ![]() | |||
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"If there's one thing I like it's inconclusion. Dangerous thing in the hands of the inexperienced......psychology. Is that more Huxley? It's Crumpet Jim but not as we know it! " I'm quite partial to crumpet. | |||
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"Granny, if i see anybody inexperienced ; i'll be sure to point them out... my particular area of practice is motivational behaviour management... sometimes for the clinically insane.. let me know if i can assist in anyway... ![]() Pointing is rude young man. Taking advice from those you suspect clinically insane is questionable in itself. I'm not motivated to ask you for assistance and you certainly couldn't manage me. Am I a man ? I peeked at your profile and you seem to want a male masquerading as a female to contact you? Psychology in the hands of the inexperienced indeed ![]() | |||
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"If there's one thing I like it's inconclusion. Dangerous thing in the hands of the inexperienced......psychology. Is that more Huxley? It's Crumpet Jim but not as we know it! I'm quite partial to crumpet." Do you like to lay it on thick Jim? I'm very partial to buttering up. | |||
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"Granny, if i see anybody inexperienced ; i'll be sure to point them out... my particular area of practice is motivational behaviour management... sometimes for the clinically insane.. let me know if i can assist in anyway... ![]() ![]() Guilty as charged.....Take him down! | |||
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"i guess there is no way of knowing for sure.. but if i was poirot, my littel grey cells would tell me 1) new girls 2) no pictures, very short description 1 line. 3) no picture verification 4) some pictures obviously lifed from porn shots 5) all male friends 6) possibly 1 male verification from either hidden or delted profile 7) members for a short time 8) constantly on line 9) no repsonse to messages even a polite no but no thanks 10) or 2nd or 1st message can you send pictures.. also you can get a fair idea from the use of language, grammar if a male or female has written the profile (psychological profiling is part of my job and no i am not a policeman),,, ............. " Just had a sneaky peek at your advert and there are a lot of similarities between what you have said and yours ?? not being funny but what would someone else say upon looking at your very own advert ?? and before anyone says it im not having a go just pointing out something xxx | |||
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"i guess there is no way of knowing for sure.. but if i was poirot, my littel grey cells would tell me 1) new girls 2) no pictures, very short description 1 line. 3) no picture verification 4) some pictures obviously lifed from porn shots 5) all male friends 6) possibly 1 male verification from either hidden or delted profile 7) members for a short time 8) constantly on line 9) no repsonse to messages even a polite no but no thanks 10) or 2nd or 1st message can you send pictures.. also you can get a fair idea from the use of language, grammar if a male or female has written the profile (psychological profiling is part of my job and no i am not a policeman),,, ............. Just had a sneaky peek at your advert and there are a lot of similarities between what you have said and yours ?? not being funny but what would someone else say upon looking at your very own advert ?? and before anyone says it im not having a go just pointing out something xxx" ok thanks for that.. please feel free to take each point 1 to 10, and compare them to my advert. i'll take number 4 as a compliment as my pics are genuine... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i guess there is no way of knowing for sure.. but if i was poirot, my littel grey cells would tell me 1) new girls 2) no pictures, very short description 1 line. 3) no picture verification 4) some pictures obviously lifed from porn shots 5) all male friends 6) possibly 1 male verification from either hidden or delted profile 7) members for a short time 8) constantly on line 9) no repsonse to messages even a polite no but no thanks 10) or 2nd or 1st message can you send pictures.. also you can get a fair idea from the use of language, grammar if a male or female has written the profile (psychological profiling is part of my job and no i am not a policeman),,, ............. " maybe.... they are real girls, but aint replying to u cuz yr not wot there after.... just a thought ![]() | |||
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"i guess there is no way of knowing for sure.. but if i was poirot, my littel grey cells would tell me 1) new girls 2) no pictures, very short description 1 line. 3) no picture verification 4) some pictures obviously lifed from porn shots 5) all male friends 6) possibly 1 male verification from either hidden or delted profile 7) members for a short time 8) constantly on line 9) no repsonse to messages even a polite no but no thanks 10) or 2nd or 1st message can you send pictures.. also you can get a fair idea from the use of language, grammar if a male or female has written the profile (psychological profiling is part of my job and no i am not a policeman),,, ............. maybe.... they are real girls, but aint replying to u cuz yr not wot there after.... just a thought ![]() ok heres yr answers from an old girl lol 1. theres newbies every day 2.lots of fems dont have pics , and most guys have one liners, so dont be sexist lol 3.if theres loads on here not pic verified 4.thats saddo's lol 5.all male friends, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm more worried about the women who pretend to be men... Baffles me silly that, you arrange to meet mr ugly.. then this stunning woman turns up.. and demands sex... Its just riddiculous! I dunno.......... swinging eh. ![]() i dont pretent 2 be a guy but i got bigger balls than some lol ![]() | |||
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" number 11 ) FFS Forensic linguistics anybody? analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() then there is all those who type their profile with reverse pyschology just for when people like you come along so that they can baffle you!!!! so you manage peoples behaviour in order to motivate them........maybe that might put some peeps off a meet.......lol | |||
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" number 11 ) FFS Forensic linguistics anybody? analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() no i do not manage peoples behaviour to motivate them, i provide analysis of the link between behaviour and the motivations for such behaviours considered to be unsuitable for the environment people are in; and create bespoke behaviour management strategies on individuals for professionals. (generally in different types of institutions...)... it wouldn't work with swingers...because as everyone knows we are all completely nuts... ![]() | |||
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"analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() in what way is a cut n paste from Wiki hard ? | |||
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"So motivational needs analysis then? I'm assuming we work in similar fields. ![]() Agriculture? ![]() | |||
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"i guess there is no way of knowing for sure.. but if i was poirot, my littel grey cells would tell me 1) new girls 2) no pictures, very short description 1 line. 3) no picture verification 4) some pictures obviously lifed from porn shots 5) all male friends 6) possibly 1 male verification from either hidden or delted profile 7) members for a short time 8) constantly on line 9) no repsonse to messages even a polite no but no thanks 10) or 2nd or 1st message can you send pictures.. also you can get a fair idea from the use of language, grammar if a male or female has written the profile (psychological profiling is part of my job and no i am not a policeman),,, ............. " You should change jobs ![]() | |||
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" my particular area of practice is motivational behaviour management... " If this is your area of expertise – why are you so baffled by men pretending to be women on the internet? | |||
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"So motivational needs analysis then? I'm assuming we work in similar fields. ![]() ![]() So tempted to say horticulture ![]() | |||
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"analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() cheeky fuckers i just googled that quote i lifted it from a course i was on about phonetic and structual diagnostic tools... they used that from the intro.. i think we might well work in similar fields.... ![]() | |||
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"analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() ![]() I KEEP THINKING W.C. ...... | |||
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"analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() ![]() I’d be more impressed if there was a little more to place the jargon into context… demonstrates cognitive process rather than pretence of understanding by merely repeating a learnt phrase or term ![]() | |||
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"analysis of idiolect or particular patterns of language use (vocabulary, collocations, pronunciation, spelling, grammar, etc). The idiolect is a theoretical construct based on the idea that there is linguistic variation at the group level and hence there may also be linguistic variation at the individual level... that was even harder now i need a double..... ![]() ![]() whats WC? | |||
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"i onnly started this thread as a side line, because of the profiles i have read there may be some common ground for people to discuss and all i get is flamed... context...i really dont want to talk about the actual institutions i work in...i admit it was probably a mistake to even mention the work.... i think i am going to start a its nice to be nice thread but you would all complain i just using NLP to get you into bed..... ![]() having read most of these threads you have succeeded in getting me into bed.......but not for sex........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ![]() | |||
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"my kinda girl xxxxxx" Girl? Have you not been reading the previous posts.... learned how to spot a bloke from the words/grammer etc.... was this thread a waste of time for you? | |||
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"my kinda girl xxxxxx Girl? Have you not been reading the previous posts.... learned how to spot a bloke from the words/grammer etc.... was this thread a waste of time for you?" pmsl ![]() | |||
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"oh i had one contact me **** ended in slut. patrick gave her/him my msn being very naive. so am on msn this evening and on they came. rite on cue they want me to cam. but unfortunately they cant, as their cam is broke. to cut the story short, i said that I wasnt in the mood for pussy tonite but for some cock, and wot a shame it was a woman i was talking to. voila man comes clean puts his cam on. with that i told him to piss off and blocked him ![]() ![]() ![]() if you had posted his profile i could have told you it was a man ![]() | |||
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"it was the devil in me that did that, honest injun" What else does the devil make you do... ![]() | |||
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"it was the devil in me that did that, honest injun What else does the devil make you do... ![]() makes me ave anal and suck cock | |||
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"it was the devil in me that did that, honest injun What else does the devil make you do... ![]() I like your devil! ![]() | |||
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