FabSwingers.com forum: is it the size of cock or how you use it

By *litlicker007 OP Man
over a year ago

nottingham

ive got a rather large cock would you agree and i still can not get a fuck why is that ???

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By *herealdeal90Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"ive got a rather large cock would you agree and i still can not get a fuck why is that ???"

Maybe Cos people don't find you attractive????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe because you focus on your cock in the hope that will get you a meet.

Most women like to be able to converse with what is attached to the cock.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is that definitely your pic it doesn't really correspond with the other pics?

Anyway it's takes a whole lot more than someone's dick size for someone to meet you doesn't it! You don't seriously think that's all women look at can you,if it is women you're looking for?!

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

You need to update your photos.

You seem to have gained a six pack since the photo with the day glow vest / shirt and tie photo was taken.

Or is it just a very large money belt your wearing ?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?

You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm strange how pic is soooooo different from his body shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That first pic is it yours OP?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd quite like to meet the guy whose cock pic you are using, he looks pretty ripped

If you are going to use someone else's pics OP it is wise to try and get them from someone of a similar body shape to yourself. In all your other photos you are looking rather more...erm...rotund than in the cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like to meet the guy whose cock pic you are using, he looks pretty ripped

.......oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is so funny .... you don't need to be Sherlock to work that one out .... spec savers anyone?

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

"That first pic is it yours OP? "

Epic fail op!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I agree with all the comments in the forum . The photos do not tally with the other photos . Plus it kind of smacks of desperation when anyone puts their mobile number on a site such as this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just has to be a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantastic post lol .... really cheered me up on a wet Monday.

maybe change pic to a Shane Diesel one? ... may work... worth a go?... jobs a goodun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O no

how funny lol

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I bet those tits aren't even real

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Maybe it's just an old pic I his younger days hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because that cock doesn't go with that body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Maybe it's just an old pic I his younger days hahahahaha "

Well it could be...

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

I think you have all got this wrong. The 1st pic is him but the others are not!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Doubtful, But could be

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly. "

Wow that's very precise haha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think you have all got this wrong. The 1st pic is him but the others are not!

Ooh now there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that's very precise haha"

I don't fuck about when it comes to the authenticity of a penis.

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Wow that's very precise haha

I don't fuck about when it comes to the authenticity of a penis. "

Kind of glad I haven't got mine on show now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread.... hilarious!!

OP.... Can you photoshop or supply me with some ripped pics for my profile please?

In return I could verify you as you have been here over a year....also I could help with your spelling and grammar

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

When we meet someone we are not bothered about cock size it's the person it's attached to we want to know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got a rather large cock would you agree and i still can not get a fuck why is that ???"

I have dildos bigger than your claim of a big cock. If I just wanted something big, then I head for LoveHoney. For sexual encounters, I want a man I am attracted to

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet those tits aren't even real

No, those could be

- Mrs. J -

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"ive got a rather large cock would you agree and i still can not get a fuck why is that ???"

sorry fella I just can not stop laughing here after reading the above this has to be one of the best troll posts ever

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

Wow I thought I'd seen most of the photo shop pics in here but yours wins the award for the most ridiculous Op.

No point me trying to pass myself off as a size 6 when my pics clearly show otherwise, you're going to need more than luck to get out of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?

You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it."

This had me in stitches

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might as well try this one too if it works

So much easier than going to the gym...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what he would have done when it came down to actually meeting?

Sorry it shrank in the wash lol

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh no he's taken the pic down now

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no he's taken the pic down now

haha"

Oh what a pity; the only BWC in town and not its gone

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no he's taken the pic down now

haha"

But hasnt given an explination yet ? That will be the best part of this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no he's taken the pic down now

haha"

Booo!! Spoilsport

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.

This had me in stitches

- Mrs. J - "

If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Dammit I missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.

This had me in stitches

- Mrs. J -

If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell

Me first; doesn't matter whether it is £50 notes or £50 cheques

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine does loose change if any good?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.

This had me in stitches

- Mrs. J -

If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell

Me first; doesn't matter whether it is £50 notes or £50 cheques

- Mrs. J -

Erm excuse me lady I'm first in the queue! You can have the one's that dish out the tenners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.

This had me in stitches

- Mrs. J -

If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell

Me first; doesn't matter whether it is £50 notes or £50 cheques

- Mrs. J -

Erm excuse me lady I'm first in the queue! You can have the one's that dish out the tenners

That is all I ever get; and in 50p coins

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having big cock is just the start. You need to have substance to your personality. Women want to connect to the mind more so than a cock. If your being a cock as well as possessing a big one, game over. Treat these ladies nicely and you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having big cock is just the start. You need to have substance to your personality. Women want to connect to the mind more so than a cock. If your being a cock as well as possessing a big one, game over. Treat these ladies nicely and you never know

Nope; with me, it is not a start. It may be the last thing I will consider, if I would consider it at all

- Mrs. J -

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Another look at me post but soon realised he got caught out with fake pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh........ the 'cock' pic has disappeared...... was just going to look for the cock n body comparisons too.....

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

You missed a treat ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well that defo kept my day entertaining wile stuck at work hhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, portly. How diplomatic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I missed it.

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Now with fake tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck did I just read

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