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What do you call your dick, guys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The header say it all I call my sweet candy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it,and get ready for this, it amazing, I call it, my dick. Or cock. Or penis. Because why do people name it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get called a dick or cock, does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I said to someone get your tiddler out .He wasn't happy with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Jingles

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By *ee1959Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Little gus and the twins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To attention!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel!

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By *eedsboi22Man
over a year ago

leeds

William haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sad

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Goliath!.....Oh hang on, I meant David

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MisterC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is called the general.... it's seen a lot of action...

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

It's my little buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penelope pink

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

When I'm on a meet, I call him 'All yours'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pope Gregory the third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Frederick The Explosive Wandering Warrior of climactic doom. But only on the weekend. It mainly just gets called 'sausage dog' by my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't since i was 8.

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Fuckin useless lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Boss

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

My missis calls it every thing when I wipe it in the curtains lol.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The love tunnel penetrator.

No, usually just my dick.

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"White magic "

your pics look very fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White magic

your pics look very fake"

Ha on the ball i see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White magic

your pics look very fake"

I thought that.....

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"White magic

your pics look very fake

I thought that....."

someone else's white magic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White magic

your pics look very fake

I thought that.....

someone else's white magic!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The wee man'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dormant..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White magic

your pics look very fake

I thought that.....

someone else's white magic!

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Hahaha shot down by the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

disappointing !

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By *obinhood86Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penelope pink "

Not bolloks Dick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hapenis hapenis the greatest thing that I posses

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By *. JMan
over a year ago

Manchester

bobby hahaha

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *igjohn78Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call it anything - but if you want the whole range of names, listen to Monty Python's Penis Song - classic!

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By *amesnplanesMan
over a year ago

Banbridge

Freddy....

Just like Jack Nickleson in the Shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex used to refer to mine as her "magic stick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freddy....

Just like Jack Nickleson in the Shining "

Errrrrr - so that would be Jack Torrence, or Johnny.......

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

I call mine unemployed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Captain

Because we both know, he's in charge.

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By *Tall.Dorky.HandsomishMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Jesse Pinkman

Pablo Escobar

Never sure why. She liked the names. Crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Jim and the Twins

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By *ee1959Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Little gus and the twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Sparkles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call it the ovary poker but I prefer womb raider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny Tim

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Little gus and the twins "

I know you told us that 32 weeks ago

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Mr wiggly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallywacker is honour of Porky's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experience

Most women like a new experience now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/01/18 18:37:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

huge lash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mi wiji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mi wiji

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Doesn’t matter what it call it, it still comes.....

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I’ll get me coat......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys seriously give your dick a name?

Ah well, there’s hope for the rest of us

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By *RnMrsFreakCouple
over a year ago

Hull,England

Mrs calls it schlong, which I can just about get away with I think.

In tribute to Nicolas Cage in Peggy Sue Got Married, I sometimes use wang, that scene always made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robocock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Freddy”

Are you ready for Freddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colin.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Little gus and the twins. "

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call Cute's "my cock"

Kitten

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Widge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnson

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Johnson"

Not ice cube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Johnson

Not ice cube?

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No that’s what I call my left bollock

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By *ee1959Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I refer to mine as little gus and the twins!

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By *ibsonVicMan
over a year ago

Minworth

Call mine "neglected", "underused" or "redundant".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willy"

Sadly mine too LOL. It's not that bad but it is a pretty poor show.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Currently; 'Lonely'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Randolph Fothergill-Smyth Junior the Third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matey

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

The gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manhood!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

clitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I start giving it a name - walk away, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Gove

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london

at the moment, “Lonely”

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