FabSwingers.com forum: Men who guarantee to make you come

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok this has been bugging me for a while

Can i start with this is not a male bashing thread

Most messages i receive and profiles I read contain the words I will make you cum in them in some guise or other

Now I'm a confident person but I would never make a claim I wasn't 100% sure i can deliver

Just because you can or think you can make some women cum doesn't mean we all are the same it's not a one technique works on all kind of deal

I think a lot of men are led to believe they are great at oral etc and always make a girl cum because of girls that fake orgasms

Do they not care they are doing a disservice to all the other women out there that like sex and want to enjoy it rather than get it over with

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think it to get a shag.

We get men telling dick they can make me squirt.. It's never happened I've just ended up sore and bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guys I've been with who focus on making me cum bore me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's more like they are hoping a woman will take up the challenge.

On the other side there are countless posts from woman saying how good thier Oral skills are, in my time I have had some horrible bj's in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the guarantees poss originate from their egos. It's boring to read them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's more like they are hoping a woman will take up the challenge.

On the other side there are countless posts from woman saying how good thier Oral skills are, in my time I have had some horrible bj's in the past

I used to be good

now I'm lazy and prefer to be face fucked to save me from jaw ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who are guaranteed, don't need to advertise it or guarantee!! Ha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it to get a shag.

We get men telling dick they can make me squirt.. It's never happened I've just ended up sore and bored

I've met men that have been genuinely upset because their never fail techniques haven't done it for me and I've spent the time with them being completely honest and explaining why and showing them other things to try but I'm not a teacher and I eventually get really bored then get mad at all the women who fake it rather than encourage that led them to this point

I asked all the females I know away from swinging how many regularly fake it and I was shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never say such a thing, you're just setting yourself up to fail, why that that pressure on yourself. All I'd ever guarantee is to have fun, nothing more nothing less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's more like they are hoping a woman will take up the challenge.

On the other side there are countless posts from woman saying how good thier Oral skills are, in my time I have had some horrible bj's in the past

Oh I'm sure there are as many women doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm a good face fuck ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's more like they are hoping a woman will take up the challenge.

On the other side there are countless posts from woman saying how good thier Oral skills are, in my time I have had some horrible bj's in the past

I used to be good

now I'm lazy and prefer to be face fucked to save me from jaw ache

I do like to give a good facefuck

but don't like ramming it in, much preffer a slow gentle one with me guiding the pace

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

There must be a certain percentage of mental stimulation

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's clearly nonsense. Anyone saying something like that has more ego than experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is guaranteed and that's guarantee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing more likely to stop me from cumming than a man telling me he's going to make me cum, it just doesn't work for me. Besides I rarely cum with anyone else other than Fred, but I'm happy with that and its the fun that counts. For men I think it's different and most men would be disappointed if they didn't cum during a session.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid anyone who insists they can make me cum or worse squirt. It's laughable that anyone thinks they know exactly which buttons to press for everyone of the same gender. It also sounds like it will be sex by numbers, do x then y and bingo - boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it to get a shag.

We get men telling dick they can make me squirt.. It's never happened I've just ended up sore and bored

I asked all the females I know away from swinging how many regularly fake it and I was shocked

I've faked once. And that was with a guy whose ego was horribly dented by the fact that I didn't cum the first time we met. The second time he focused so much on getting me to orgasm that the whole experience bored me to tears. There wasn't a third time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell him that as a test, he has to make 10 women orgasm in front of me, before I pay any heed to his baseless claim

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made two people squirt before but I've also not made the same people squirt on other occasions. I think there are a fair few factors and if you can guarantee it i would fancy my chances on the euromillions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's clearly nonsense. Anyone saying something like that has more ego than experience.

But what about the 14" cock?

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex isn't about the orgasm for me, it's the by product of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's clearly nonsense. Anyone saying something like that has more ego than experience.

But what about the 14" cock?

- Mrs. J -"

Don't forget god like stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok this has been bugging me for a while

Can i start with this is not a male bashing thread

Most messages i receive and profiles I read contain the words I will make you cum in them in some guise or other

Now I'm a confident person but I would never make a claim I wasn't 100% sure i can deliver

Just because you can or think you can make some women cum doesn't mean we all are the same it's not a one technique works on all kind of deal

I think a lot of men are led to believe they are great at oral etc and always make a girl cum because of girls that fake orgasms

Do they not care they are doing a disservice to all the other women out there that like sex and want to enjoy it rather than get it over with

Sorry

Although, to be fair, Ive only faked with longer term. If its a one off, I'm happier to tell them it didn't do it for me, but I don't then give them a lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made two people squirt before but I've also not made the same people squirt on other occasions. I think there are a fair few factors and if you can guarantee it i would fancy my chances on the euromillions "

What's that got to do with making a woman come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok this has been bugging me for a while

Can i start with this is not a male bashing thread

Most messages i receive and profiles I read contain the words I will make you cum in them in some guise or other

Now I'm a confident person but I would never make a claim I wasn't 100% sure i can deliver

Just because you can or think you can make some women cum doesn't mean we all are the same it's not a one technique works on all kind of deal

I think a lot of men are led to believe they are great at oral etc and always make a girl cum because of girls that fake orgasms

Do they not care they are doing a disservice to all the other women out there that like sex and want to enjoy it rather than get it over with

Sorry

Although, to be fair, Ive only faked with longer term. If its a one off, I'm happier to tell them it didn't do it for me, but I don't then give them a lesson. "

I didn't have time to fake it with my husband. He was on and off before I got started.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

So you are woman bashing then OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm a good face fuck ????????"

Does having your face fucked make you come?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Ok this has been bugging me for a while

Can i start with this is not a male bashing thread

Most messages i receive and profiles I read contain the words I will make you cum in them in some guise or other

Now I'm a confident person but I would never make a claim I wasn't 100% sure i can deliver

Just because you can or think you can make some women cum doesn't mean we all are the same it's not a one technique works on all kind of deal

I think a lot of men are led to believe they are great at oral etc and always make a girl cum because of girls that fake orgasms

Do they not care they are doing a disservice to all the other women out there that like sex and want to enjoy it rather than get it over with

It's exactly the same as the women who 'guarantee' they will make you cum from a bj

I never guarantee anything for a meet, just like to know any limits beforehand, then go with the flow at the time

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I would tell him that as a test, he has to make 10 women orgasm in front of me, before I pay any heed to his baseless claim

- Mrs. J -"

You're just kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a woman to test me out let me know if im any good or not, give me their honest opinion any offers lol

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Well I offer a written, no quibble guarantee!

In the unlikely event, of anyone being less than completely satisfied, the guarantee entitles the holder, to unlimited repeat meets, until promise is fulfilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you are woman bashing then OP.

Just the ones who fake it

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By *ightDiversionMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

funny that

its so easy to get a guy to cum - the problem is with you ladies most of it is in the mind - and we really dont understand that at all !!!

we do try though

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By *earandmonkeyCouple
over a year ago

uxbridge

"Well I offer a written, no quibble guarantee!

In the unlikely event, of anyone being less than completely satisfied, the guarantee entitles the holder, to unlimited repeat meets, until promise is fulfilled

Made me laugh out loud

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"So you are woman bashing then OP.

Just the ones who fake it "

That is a long thread to tap that nail.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words can be deceiving, the true taste of the pudding is in the eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would tell him that as a test, he has to make 10 women orgasm in front of me, before I pay any heed to his baseless claim

- Mrs. J -

You're just kinky

Sounds like heaven to me

I think my other half should have this test and I sit back and watch!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Its same as the ones that say"i can make any woman squirt" err can you really??

Miss

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Although I know it rarely gets read, I have put in my profile about hating receiving oral. Too many promises of "eating pussy for hours" (1. I hate that term! 2. Boring!) or guaranteeing to make me cum through oral, even though I can guarantee I won't. Don't even get me started on getting me to squirt...

I have met a guy who had in his profile that he can guarantee to make you cum through oral, I was almost tempted to tell him to remove it because he was lying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man thay says that to me has already guaranteed he won't. Men seem to forget sexual pleasure is as much in the mind as the body... and a boast like that just means I wont x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's a good idea to fixate on cumming.

I've had some amazing sex in the past, which I've really enjoyed, and thought about afterwards, but didn't cum, and didn't feel like it was a failure, or a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think it's a good idea to fixate on cumming.

I've had some amazing sex in the past, which I've really enjoyed, and thought about afterwards, but didn't cum, and didn't feel like it was a failure, or a problem.

Sometimes t just means that when I do, later, it's going be all the better, and so, I don't worry if my partner doesn't necessarily cum. I just focus on us both having a good time, and what happens, happens."
see as hypocritical as it is while 99% of the time I do not orgasm on a meet.. if a guy didn't cum id be disappointed and no satifaction at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" as hypocritical as it is while 99% of the time I do not orgasm on a meet.. if a guy didn't cum id be disappointed and no satifaction at all.

Yes, and I've noticed that on meets before too, when I haven't cum after a while. Guys are more fortunate that way really, because, if we really want to cum, we can. A quick play and..... bingo!

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think it's obvious to all of us that a 100% guarantee isn't possible (it is obvious, right? *nothing* is that certain).

I'm confident that I'm pretty good (*deep voice* hellooo ladies

) and I do have a bit of a kink for orgasms, but I never promise with such certainty.

I think this is more often a sales technique than anything else - like promising that that used car you just bought is guaranteed not to break down, or that you'll be "100%" satisfied with the widget 2000 you just ordered. It's designed to entice someone in to a meet in the first place, in other words to make a sale. The male to female/couple ratio on fab makes it a *very* competitive place for men. Some will step over various lines in the course of that competition.

Other explanations will be true in some cases too: over inflated ego; bravado; maybe even actually believing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We connect and that is important with sex

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

When I get one of those messages I think 'hahahaha ...... bless'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get one of those messages I think 'hahahaha ...... bless'

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pmsl me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoyment of the process is so much more important to me than whether I cum. I would be disappointed if I came quickly because I prefer a long slow build up whether it culminates in orgasm or not

Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's clearly nonsense. Anyone saying something like that has more ego than experience.

But what about the 14" cock?

- Mrs. J -"

They thought " = centimetres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps less concentration on the promises fake or otherwise and more time on the chemistry and journey may be a more realistic proposal.

My only guarantee ever is...

I turn up when I say I will...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly what's the fascination with making a woman squirt? Secondly I can gaurentee only one thing that my arse is huge a and round - that's it

I just enjoy the experience and getting as deep into the woman as possible and that she knows I'm enjoying it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be honest here...its desperation on the part of the male. It's his sales pitch, his woeful dying attempt at getting a ride, his misguided consciousness telling him this will DEFINITELY end that soul destroying achingly long dry patch that has him jerking himself off silly 3 times a day. Won't somebody take pity on him and throw him even a half hearted sympathy ride??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a sales pitch - I can.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"I think it to get a shag.

We get men telling dick they can make me squirt.. It's never happened I've just ended up sore and bored

Yep, I get them too. Sore and boared - couldnt agree more.

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By *rW88Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

"The ones who are guaranteed, don't need to advertise it or guarantee!! Ha xx"

Very true

its all a learning experience, everyone is different men, women, tv/ts the lot. No one can guarantee anything.... Apart from the obvious things. I've had plenty of occasions when I've bot been fulfilled by a woman after claims of "amazing skills".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try my best

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By *ilthy gentleman 4425Man
over a year ago

Ackworth

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By *rzambiqueMan
over a year ago

Edmonton

I learned my lesson as I was one of those guys who used to think yes I can make you cum. But it wasn't true with one girl she just wouldn't cum at all. So reevaluated my stand point and said to myself I will pleasure her as much as I can if she cums she cums but as long as she is satisfied that's my goal ans some girls have told me they are satisfied they don't always need to cum to feel that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if we could have something like checkatrade for guys on fab ??

Too much emphasis is on making the lady cum but to be honest we think it's all about the whole experience being enjoyable and fun with the lady happy is the main aim it's not all about trying to make her cum ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find most women will still enjoy it if they don't, but most do if you go with the flow,and if she keeps putting your hand on her clit,or in her pussy or keeps pulling you on top of her or whatever,take note of her signs as that is what will make her Cum,she is trying to tell you,if she does not know you well she won't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's clearly nonsense. Anyone saying something like that has more ego than experience.

But what about the 14" cock?

- Mrs. J -

They thought " = centimetres

Thank goodness they haven't heard about millimetres

- Mrs. J -

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I find most women will still enjoy it if they don't, but most do if you go with the flow,and if she keeps putting your hand on her clit,or in her pussy or keeps pulling you on top of her or whatever,take note of her signs as that is what will make her Cum,she is trying to tell you,if she does not know you well she won't ask

Give this guy a medal lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a man who will blow your mind not make you cum

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I'd rather have a great time having fun and not focus on squirting or cumming.

Usually they'll happen with the right person.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I think it to get a shag.

We get men telling dick they can make me squirt.. It's never happened I've just ended up sore and bored

Yep, I get them too. Sore and bored - couldn't agree more. "

Sore and soft - equally as frustrating

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By *BWarksCouple
over a year ago

warwick

"There must be a certain percentage of mental stimulation

Quite agree ??

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Do they provide a written guarantee, can you take them to a small claims court if they fail and will trading standards become involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes my job easy - the guys that come out with this (and similar BS) are a straight "DELETE" as I know that I do not have to waste my time on them.

So, I would like to thank them all for respecting my time and letting me know up front that they are not worth meeting!!

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