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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

What was the reasoning for choosing your username and why? Let's get interesting

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fuck knows. I'm a fuck wit? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I've got blue eyes and mr is in the bath with a duck in our pics, that is all Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because on another site someone was calling me Bike Monkey to try and get a rise out of me so being the dick I am I changed my name to Bike Monkey and my avatar to an orangutan riding a BMX. And then couldn't change it back for a month and it stuck!

And I;d rather go by the same pervert name on all sites so changed it here when I opened this profile after years f being 2Wheels

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

I was working on stage in Chicago in 1990 when I was young and I got to be an extra on Backdraft !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

2wheels!!!!

I didn't realise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Orwell is my favourite author

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Because I workout, plus the lmfao song was stuck in my head at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's my name and age well last year anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sharing my secrets with you but what I will say is I don't even like peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I've no idea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cus I'm a Yorkshirewoman in Birmingham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2wheels!!!!

I didn't realise! "

Really!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Because I could.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

My background and it was summer when i joined.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

People who know me understand my username lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we are jazzy and because we are sharks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To heal people of sexual frustration plus I give a full diagnoses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a kinky sod who was born in 1966 and Voyeurism is my fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2wheels!!!!

I didn't realise!

Really!"

I remember you as 2wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very posh FWB refers to me as her bit of rough,and I was born in 1986

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a joke inspired by the book/t.v. series.

Although it feels weird not having our old username and we'll change it back in a few days

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We are M and M and we are having a look x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both love watching ice hockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is exactly as described, no false advertising lol.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Because I'm a designer

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By *ilver Bra.sCouple
over a year ago

Aberdare

If your our kind of people I'm sure you can work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is the title of a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the reasoning for choosing your username and why? Let's get interesting "

Because I'm hung like one.....

Damn that was my old profile

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a _uxom redhead and set the profile up as a surprise for dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I like to shag at evenings

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Very Sexy place in Majorca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it a martial art i have done for over 34 years

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Because it's obvious

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

Mainly because I like to have fun and not think of negative things when I'm around people. I like to be that guy who's always upbeat

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Spiderwomen has superhuman strength, endurance and speed. Her metabolism generates pheromones which attract human males!!

Well its was that or the Black widow spider....

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By *appyplastererMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Im 50. But apparently look a lot younger.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

Because my fave word is debauchery and describes what I'm after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't choose it.

It chose me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remember my first experience with a older girl and I always remember her saying playwithme

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Because I'm bouncy like a bunny.....

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Where I live the streets are all named after birds. You could say it's my street name but that sounds so bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm told I have lovely blue eyes and I believed them

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

We went on a club invasion with friends off here and when they were sleeping and resting on the way back from a club we fucked all the way back on the minibus and got called filthy fucks

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm changing mine once the divorce papers come through, and I get my slippers back.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We used to be on another site when we first started, and it didn't have regional chatrooms, and I got fed up of telling people where we were from, so when we jumped ship I vowed I'd sort it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Because I'm a designer"

Oh that's clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a qualified mechanic by trade. mine describes how a combustion engine works.... sounds fitting for FAB too haha. and the 17 was the year i did it of course. nothing exiting really

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston


"Because I could. "

No, because you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's short and I type slowly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is my real name. i use it because it's my name and i like things simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to supply pubs and clubs with gambling machines in london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im a qualified mechanic by trade. mine describes how a combustion engine works.... sounds fitting for FAB too haha. and the 17 was the year i did it of course. nothing exiting really "

induction compression ignition exhaust would have sounded a bit mad!

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Im blonde and the year i was born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im a qualified mechanic by trade. mine describes how a combustion engine works.... sounds fitting for FAB too haha. and the 17 was the year i did it of course. nothing exiting really

induction compression ignition exhaust would have sounded a bit mad! "

haha exactly that.

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

5s my favorite number the sunshine bit fuck nos its just stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked in the head arsonists

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I didn't choose it.

It chose me."

Profound!

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By *igax2001Man
over a year ago

midlands

It was the make and Year of my first windsurfing board !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinkfist - Tool song

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By *earandmonkeyCouple
over a year ago

uxbridge

Easy silly but true we collect BABW Bears and monkeys and have about three hundred all told she bear he monkey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiderwomen has superhuman strength, endurance and speed. Her metabolism generates pheromones which attract human males!!

Well its was that or the Black widow spider.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been likened to a gorilla/monkey on occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferred my old one cock snogger but a friend said this one was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine once the divorce papers come through, and I get my slippers back."

You'll never get these slippers back - they're so comfy.

I was more surprised we are the same foot size.

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By *urboTongue21Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Just goes without saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I've got a slap head and I'm 46??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a combo of first and second names. Not a Spanish ham as someone suggested on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines what I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This name came up on a name generator when I took a silly 'what's your porn star name?' quiz. It seemed appropriate to use it here!

Bea

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Someone else gave me mine

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Easy, we just used our medieval character names

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By *rJekylMan
over a year ago

South Normanton

Mine is simply because my wife's and I couples profile is jekylandhyde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we are unimaginative

- Mrs. J -

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By *ustanormalguy 71Man
over a year ago

Watford /Hertfordshire

I like to wear woman's lingerie that's why I chose my user name...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because diamonds are a girls best friend and never let you down!

Plus I'm Welsh and love a bit of Shirley bassey,

But I'm no Big Spender!

See what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked in the head arsonists "

Love this one, and the tune, banging running track

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

We're musical and somewhat alternative. Oh, and we may also be fond of a certain band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago on myspace (myspace!) one of those silly quizzes was going around and to find out your "gangster name", it was your first 3 letters + izzle. Kesizzle has stuck as a nickname since then

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

Was in spain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos i love Lacetopstockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohh, because...I'm hopeful!

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

I love the Bowie song of the same name and I think my interest in swinging reflects the approach to how I'd see "love" in a relationship these days which would preferably involve swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's john and I'm a kinky Kat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I liked it"

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Because I'm a transvestite named Lilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's what awaiting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because one is obvious and hopefully if you chat to me you'll discover the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause of big muscles haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked a character from my favourite director's movie, and 35 is a favourite number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I'm a mixed race woman.

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By *AYSALCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

[Removed by poster at 30/05/17 22:57:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phoebe was the first woman I'd ever heard reject taking her husbands surname on marrying .... A feminist inspiration ... And damn funny

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By *AYSALCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Ours is boring...

Fay (my name) and SAL is husband's initials...

Fay SAL

??

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

I play rugby

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By *eaderswife_wyorksMan
over a year ago

bradford

because,the better half appeared as a readerswife in a mens mag 3 times back in 97/98

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I am... "

110%?

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I like sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine's self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm somewhat kinky and I don't talk much.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

When i first joined the forums a lot of newbies posted dumb threads and got a lot of backlash and ended up being an unlos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like vodka and a certain Spanish football manager

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Because I think I am .......

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I like sandwiches"

Ey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had two single profiles on here previously and our couple profile is a mixture of both

DoubleUB & Hunbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I've always been interested in the trickster archetype in various cultures (Loki, Anansi, Exú, Maui, Reynard etc).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm 6ft4 and always used 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm 6' 4" and .....

ok, leave it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm male, I'm shaven, born on 22nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a sucker for younger guys

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By *1212Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Because i cant spell my name

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its a song by the boomtown rats which is based on a true story not disimilar to my earlier life

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By *ilver_medallistMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Silver Medallist, I always cum second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a brilliant thread topic.

Mine's a charcater in an Iain M Banks novel. Obama used it in a speech too apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a direct reference to Julius Caesar. Both as a nod to my area of expertise in academia (history/ politics) as well as a personal reminder of several betrayals in the past when I was a much younger and naive swinger.

Hence Theidesofmarch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because all those years ago when we decided to swing before this site on another site a dogging site it was then we were sat down racking our brains as to what to call ourselves while we we having a bowl of raspberry ripple ice cream hence rasprip lol had it ever since

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By *hropsDuoCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Because we're a couple from Shropshire... boring, I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm 6ft1 and the dark thing strangely because I have dark hair and although a sometimes unfortunately a pale body and skin coulour my cock seems to be of a permenetly tanned colour like a fine varnished oak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a direct reference to Julius Caesar. Both as a nod to my area of expertise in academia (history/ politics) as well as a personal reminder of several betrayals in the past when I was a much younger and naive swinger.

Hence Theidesofmarch. "

Love it.. I recently read Mary Beards SPQR

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By *entomillaMan
over a year ago

norwich


"Honestly I've no idea.... "

I like it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's always nice to be spoilt by 1,2,3.....more?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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My name, Barbara Joan but what I didn't consider are the initials. I get about fifty guys a week pointing out to me that using BJ on a sex site was clever and then wanting to know if I'm any good at giving them! I'll say here and now, I did not noticed or consider the initials but I do wish I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I love a great pair of tits to ogle . So I'm always going for them , doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have all the answers and never break rules or question authority

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Cause it suits me perfectly

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Does it really need an explanation?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I think I overthought mine ... literally translated it's the green fairy, but it's also a Moulin Rouge era nickname for absinthe. Green's my favourite colour, especially absinthe green, and I do quite like absinthe as well as that whole Moulin Rouge look, corsets etc. Is also a Kasabian track I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Because I'm a bitch.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

We're a couple in Yeovil and hubby was born in '76.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escapism, feel like I'm trapped lol

And the wunderland is referring to a Facebook spoof news thing that I like to read, about clubbing etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because Peach is my peach and has a peachy bum, and I have fuzzy facial hair.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says it all in a nut shell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry Pratchett......as was my previous name. I am guarding the whole site for those who know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I overthought mine ... literally translated it's the green fairy, but it's also a Moulin Rouge era nickname for absinthe. Green's my favourite colour, especially absinthe green, and I do quite like absinthe as well as that whole Moulin Rouge look, corsets etc. Is also a Kasabian track I like."

The last time I drank absinthe, I ended up in intensive care 12 hours later....

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By *ecretEscapes2Woman
over a year ago

worcester

mine was on the back of a holiday search . .

'Secretescapes2 ' wherever I choose them to be

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Sheer panic, se (area) cpl (looking for and play as) merc (will travel)

Made sense at the time but then we're very giddy with excitement then lol still are at times hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I think I overthought mine ... literally translated it's the green fairy, but it's also a Moulin Rouge era nickname for absinthe. Green's my favourite colour, especially absinthe green, and I do quite like absinthe as well as that whole Moulin Rouge look, corsets etc. Is also a Kasabian track I like.

The last time I drank absinthe, I ended up in intensive care 12 hours later.... "

How much did you drink?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I overthought mine ... literally translated it's the green fairy, but it's also a Moulin Rouge era nickname for absinthe. Green's my favourite colour, especially absinthe green, and I do quite like absinthe as well as that whole Moulin Rouge look, corsets etc. Is also a Kasabian track I like.

The last time I drank absinthe, I ended up in intensive care 12 hours later....

How much did you drink?!?"

Not much, 3 or 4 shots. Probably not the best idea to do it before going out for drinks with my brother and our football mates...didn't van Gogh cut his ear off in a d*unken absinthe rage???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think Svetlana is a sexy Bond girl name and 101 because you can learn a lot from me but teach me a lot too. I have a non swinging Tgirl name too but that's a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Became I'm annoying.....just like the song

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Coz she has ocd

And i am ever so slightly untidy.

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

I'm a blue eyed guy and I'm just me basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I love pleasing and teasing

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By *leshlight121Man
over a year ago

leicestee

Because I've only got a little dick but it makes people look lol

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Wanted a play on words and the superman film was out at the time.....

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"I think I overthought mine ... literally translated it's the green fairy, but it's also a Moulin Rouge era nickname for absinthe. Green's my favourite colour, especially absinthe green, and I do quite like absinthe as well as that whole Moulin Rouge look, corsets etc. Is also a Kasabian track I like."

It's a great name and suits you x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Think it was the need to conform....

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By * Naughty SparkyMan
over a year ago

Wollaston

Because I'm Big lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan is my name..

Koloft means girth in Persian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it takes perseverance to be here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy eating watermelon and I love fitness

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Because I'm a ex sailor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Luke, it's a pun . . .

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By *ykoCouple
over a year ago

york

Nickname from school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos im cheeky, can climb like a monkey, i like the number 69 and i joined in 2017! A lot of thought went into mine

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My name is Chris,i'm a ladyboy so chrissyboy fitted me I guess.

2517 as its from my fave film and 4 numbers I can remember lol.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Mines an old one (much like myself), maybe I need to update it to dvdsindy

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Because I'm a gentleman and my name is Jay. Does what it says on the tin really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few tatts and im a bit geeky !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His got girth and I'm a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's a polite way to say I'm short and a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's pretty self explanatory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Preferred my old one cock snogger but a friend said this one was better"
. Cock snogger is brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously I love Milfs, and Cougars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz it was easy to remember

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I like taking photos and live in Clacton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blonde and a bombshell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 2m02 tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,,its my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like to take the lead

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Had been to France and visited a Chateau where the first king had lived. Also wanted something short to avoid those moments in chat where you have to type things like 'hello there sexyhertswoman75 - how are you?'

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