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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready and waiting just holla when your ready !!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


" "

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hi there. "

Hi - nice butt!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through "

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I'm a fake

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ready and waiting just holla when your ready !! "

Will a yodel do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Be careful what you wish for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there.

Hi - nice butt! "

Thanks. Yours too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Now this slut is a keeper.

Added to TheSlutHunters slut list.

TSH

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol"

Aw shucks! Thanks honey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol

Aw shucks! Thanks honey! "

I must say u look absolutely amazing!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Be careful what you wish for! "

It's fine! I worked it out - I have 3 available orifices - so with an 8 Hr per day rest I should have 'relieved' every chap on fab by 2028!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol

Aw shucks! Thanks honey!

I must say u look absolutely amazing!"

Thanks - most kind! I'm British though - more comfortable with compliments of the back-handed variety!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in? "

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in? "

No - it'll work like the deli counter! Now take a ticket and wait your turn young man!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so. "

What is this first you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't hear you holla shall I move a little closer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol

Aw shucks! Thanks honey!

I must say u look absolutely amazing!

Thanks - most kind! I'm British though - more comfortable with compliments of the back-handed variety! "

Is there anywhere we can all form this so called queue?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

No - it'll work like the deli counter! Now take a ticket and wait your turn young man! "

Young man? Ta very much but flattery will get you nowhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queuing orderly here

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol

Aw shucks! Thanks honey!

I must say u look absolutely amazing!

Thanks - most kind! I'm British though - more comfortable with compliments of the back-handed variety!

Is there anywhere we can all form this so called queue?"

Yes, it will be at the next Preston Guild!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so. "

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though "

Traitor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap! "

I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though "

How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!

See? I can share!!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport. "

Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.

Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!! "

I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.

Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!

I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so. "

Let's compromise! You can have a turn at all 3 orifices! That's 7 mins 30 seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.

Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!

I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so.

Let's compromise! You can have a turn at all 3 orifices! That's 7 mins 30 seconds! "

I'm not allowed to cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though

How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!

See? I can share!! "

I'll take the beards and tattoos but pass on the hairy bears. All the under 25's, half the under 30's, a quarter of the under 35's and it's a deal!

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over a year ago

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.

Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!

I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so.

Let's compromise! You can have a turn at all 3 orifices! That's 7 mins 30 seconds!

I'm not allowed to cum? "

Sure you can! I've ordered 3 crates of baby wipes to clear up the mess! Should be enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though

Traitor! "

Pfft I'm a Southerner...I have no allegiance to the North!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though

How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!

See? I can share!!

I'll take the beards and tattoos but pass on the hairy bears. All the under 25's, half the under 30's, a quarter of the under 35's and it's a deal! "
shame I'm outside your message filter.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP, my first thought was this was another Single Male whinge about not getting enough meets, but that was quickly dispelled.

I have Security experience including crowd control skills; do you need my Professional Services?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow please I will wait my turn you are fine as hell what stunner x

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though

How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!

See? I can share!!

I'll take the beards and tattoos but pass on the hairy bears. All the under 25's, half the under 30's, a quarter of the under 35's and it's a deal! "

You're on! I need the help if I'm gonna get Sunday's off!

Tbh I was expecting loads of other ladies to come on and declare their love for single guys too!

It's kinda backfired on me!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Hello there. Is it a numbering system or do we book an appointment or just take pot luck at being seen? Maybe there are auditions or an interview system. I'll stick around and see, I'm genuine so disappearing is not in my nature.

Ooh, cake! There's cake just outside, guys. (Waits for room clearing tactics to reduce numbers).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is bad bad bad after getting looked at by 30 men in knickers you bad bad woman you need spanking.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else getting horny reading this thread??

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster.

So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though

Traitor!

Pfft I'm a Southerner...I have no allegiance to the North! "

Start forming the queue down South!

We'll notify you sometime on the future when you can travel north (maybe?)

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"OP, my first thought was this was another Single Male whinge about not getting enough meets, but that was quickly dispelled.

I have Security experience including crowd control skills; do you need my Professional Services? "

I'm getting the feeling I might! Yes please!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"OP is bad bad bad after getting looked at by 30 men in knickers you bad bad woman you need spanking.! "

Guys wearing knickers were looking at me? When??

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Dream on "

Actually I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew!

Care to help?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created "

Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For your eyes

Please tell me you are for real xxxx

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"For your eyes

Please tell me you are for real xxxx"

As in really a real person? Or really intending to shag every single chap on fab?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why am I not surprised that some are taking this seriously? By the way, as that is a rhetorical question, it doesn't require an answer!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Why am I not surprised that some are taking this seriously? By the way, as that is a rhetorical question, it doesn't require an answer! "

I don't think they are really! I think everyone realises it's a bit of fun my lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created "

Not the only thing shes "raised "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!! "

Haha, good luck with that

Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Not the only thing shes "raised ""

Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!

Haha, good luck with that

Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's "

See you on your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dream on

Actually I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew!

Care to help? "

No chance. I have no interest in forum users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Could you not get one of those ticket machine like they have at supermarket deli counters then I could get on with something useful instead of hanging around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!

Haha, good luck with that

Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's

See you on your birthday? "

OooOoo enticing

I'll bring my birthday cake along to share with you

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Could you not get one of those ticket machine like they have at supermarket deli counters then I could get on with something useful instead of hanging around."

Actually - I came up with that idea further up the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! "
I only have a towel on

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!

Haha, good luck with that

Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's

See you on your birthday?

OooOoo enticing

I'll bring my birthday cake along to share with you "

As long as it's lemon drizzle cake - you're on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Not the only thing shes "raised "

Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too? "

Thats not quite what i was referring to

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on "

Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on

Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! "
oops it's slipped

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on

Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! oops it's slipped "

Oh! So it has!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are amazing babe my dream come true xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!

Haha, good luck with that

Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's

See you on your birthday?

OooOoo enticing

I'll bring my birthday cake along to share with you

As long as it's lemon drizzle cake - you're on! "

It will even be homemade. I bake a mean lemon drizzle cake. Sweet, Creamy and Moist

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Not the only thing shes "raised "

Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too?

Maybe lowered a few too.

Tut Tut...you're not playing the game! Compliments only...that was the point of the thread!! "

Actually - the point of the thread was to have a giggle - and for lots of other ladies to come on and declare their love for single guys too!! Just wanted to make the guys smile and feel wanted! It's kinda backfired!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OP, my first thought was this was another Single Male whinge about not getting enough meets, but that was quickly dispelled.

I have Security experience including crowd control skills; do you need my Professional Services?

I'm getting the feeling I might! Yes please! "

Just tell me when, and I will see what I can do!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created

Not the only thing shes "raised "

Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too?

Maybe lowered a few too.

Tut Tut...you're not playing the game! Compliments only...that was the point of the thread!!

Actually - the point of the thread was to have a giggle - and for lots of other ladies to come on and declare their love for single guys too!! Just wanted to make the guys smile and feel wanted! It's kinda backfired! "

Obviously all the girls on here who are looking for single guys must have meets tonight, that's why they aren't here to help you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

That's going to be a long queue and there will probably be scuffles with people wanting to get to the front

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I have Eyes For You Only xx

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Aww. Think all your pics are fab too

I'm on my way.... btw

Have you any unwashed knickers or tights in the hamper I could have?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Aww. Think all your pics are fab too

I'm on my way.... btw

Have you any unwashed knickers or tights in the hamper I could have? "

Loads! I've been pretty slovenly when it comes to laundry lately!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

That's going to be a long queue and there will probably be scuffles with people wanting to get to the front"

Heck! I never thought about crowd control!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"Aww. Think all your pics are fab too

I'm on my way.... btw

Have you any unwashed knickers or tights in the hamper I could have?

Loads! I've been pretty slovenly when it comes to laundry lately! "

You need a maid, oh my, I'm in heaven

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"It's a little bit desperate now. "

I'm desperate. LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a little bit desperate now. "

Booooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

That's going to be a long queue and there will probably be scuffles with people wanting to get to the front

Heck! I never thought about crowd control! "

Yes security will be needed to play safe lol otherwise things could get messy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree OP - just some fun and they do get a tough time of it and there are some of us who actually like the single chaps and want to rally and rara for them .... social and / or play .... just some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a little bit desperate now.

Look - I get it!

Somehow I've offended you and you don't like me!

Now we've established that - wouldn't you be happier on another thread? "

Just ignore him, he's been spitting his dummy out across the forum all night

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

I suppose trolls need a little love too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Well, sadly I'm out of your age range but nice profile!

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well I think it's a fun thread OP and I thank you for both the entertainment and the sentiment.

I take my hat off to you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on

Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! oops it's slipped "

Butter fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through

Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on

Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! oops it's slipped

Butter fingers! "

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Dream on

Actually I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew!

Care to help? "

It's ok, just come over to mine for a week or so, the queue will have disappeared by then. I'm sure we'll find something to do to pass the time, maybe a game of scrabble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Yet you never replied to me ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Peachy.

We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House


" In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Lies, lies and more lies!! I've been steadily working my way through the single men of fabs for a while and no one appreciates their skills more than I. So, if you're looking to team up and make a competition of who can get through the most, let it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

It's always nice to be appreciated and "Gone through"

Thank you OP

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though "

Hell yes!

If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!

Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?

Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

It's always nice to be appreciated and "Gone through"

Thank you OP "

Hey! The language may have been dubious but the sentiment was there!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


" In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Lies, lies and more lies!! I've been steadily working my way through the single men of fabs for a while and no one appreciates their skills more than I. So, if you're looking to team up and make a competition of who can get through the most, let it happen "

Yikes!! Shall I crawl off in defeat now then - or would you like my meagre, ineffectual help?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Well done Peachy.

We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here. "

Well I could help you choose? I've met some absolutely lovely ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout. "

SHOUTINGGGGG

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout. "

You literally just made me splutter a bit giggling!

Can't think of you as anything other than Tea bags though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

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I'm still blocked because of filters lol so you don't love us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind being at the back of the queue,as I'm sure you're worth the wait

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait."

If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear back of the queue here,how longs the wait? x

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By *oliteguyMan
over a year ago

Melksham

Perhaps all the guys should chip in, and we can hire you a tour bus like the rock stars have. Then you could tour the country and it'll be a bus easier to get through all of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in the queue, it can be a 3 year wait lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait.

If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic! "

Your arse is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Never a truer thing spoken

This site sucks ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another admirer in the queue here too.

That arse is quite something you are right xx

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

I would be happy to join the queue.. Fabswingers is not good for single men.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Im only interested in single guys ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.

I for one...have given up.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby


"Im only interested in single guys .... "

That's nice to know...when my brace is off I am available to mingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck 'em I say. Fuck 'em all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.

I for one...have given up. "

Pffft! Flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck 'em I say. Fuck 'em all!"
that seems to be the plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.

I for one...have given up.

Pffft! Flake "

Who me? Never. I always meet up as arranged.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait.

If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic!

Your arse is awesome"

Aw thanks sweetie!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.

I for one...have given up.

Pffft! Flake "

I love flakes! Bit messy though - twirls are better!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.

I for one...have given up. "

We chatted today?

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust') In which case that will click their fingers and summon you!

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

AHH, But Peaches even you are being discriminating, you select those who are between 25-45, so you yourself revile and despise the 18-24 year olds and the 46+, so aren't you in the same category as the rest of those who are being picky?

And we did meet once for some private pleasure, (townhouse greedy girl party last year) and I'm in my 50s. All over massage ring any bells? Sometimes what you seek isn't in the place you are looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done Peachy.

We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here.

Well I could help you choose? I've met some absolutely lovely ones! "

We may be in touch to ask who's good to go

J&Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done Peachy.

We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here.

Well I could help you choose? I've met some absolutely lovely ones!

We may be in touch to ask who's good to go

J&Jx"

..."too old to message"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait.

If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic!

Your arse is awesome

Aw thanks sweetie! "

No problem credit where it's due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say, from my perspective.. I don't see this hatred in any way - I'm probably not your 'average' fab single bloke in so much as I don't spend all of my time on here messaging randoms in the hope of a response, I do some..

but (and I know this will be a strange concept for some lol), I'm choosy in whom I'd want to talk to outside of those I know already.

So no queueing here.. sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

The problem is that us patient, experienced and decent guys cannot get a look in for all the aggressive cocks on here. So we end up not bothering. I know guys who will cut and paste 100 messages a night. I can't compete, I am overweight, got an average cock and no ego, plus I am bi. I used to be part of a couple and we could cherry pick single guys and women and they still let us down. Unless you are a bodybuilder who will fuck anything then you have no chance here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

I will join the back of the ordely, and somewhat elderly, queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!! I will happily join that que!!! How longs the wait??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout. "

I require one times inspection x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not all bad!!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though

Hell yes!

If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!

Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?

Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy! "

I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.

American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to join the que

Seen your profile before. Hot but too far away Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FYOE if only you liked younger men,

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"FYOE if only you liked younger men, "

In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYOE if only you liked younger men,

In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait "

You know what they say about a fine wine. Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.

I for one...have given up.

We chatted today? "

No we didn't... we chatted a few times over several months. Trying to chat to you is a work of art. Lol. We have discussed a social a few times....

Time to make the social a reality would be quite nice...

What do you reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you age range was a little bit lower, cause you are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer single men but not desperate single men who will shag anything oh and the ones who say they are single but clearly ain't and trust me there is a lot on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well hello

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"FYOE if only you liked younger men,

In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait

You know what they say about a fine wine. Agreed "

Sir you just won comment of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, drop me a message I would love to propose something x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'd come back later as the queue was so long yesterday...

Hasn't died down much...you just be knackered Peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap! "

2 mins 30 seconds...blimey, some guys really are long stayers...I thought they were just mythical

Just the 30 seconds for me and I'll be on my way.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!

2 mins 30 seconds...blimey, some guys really are long stayers...I thought they were just mythical

Just the 30 seconds for me and I'll be on my way."

Excellent! Gives me time for a quick loo break!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I thought I'd come back later as the queue was so long yesterday...

Hasn't died down much...you just be knackered Peachy

"

We could spoon and have sleepy sex instead?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"FYOE if only you liked younger men,

In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait

You know what they say about a fine wine. Agreed

Sir you just won comment of the day "

Aw you're both very sweet!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though

Hell yes!

If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!

Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?

Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!

I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.

American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600. "

Think Houston has a problem!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Yes!!! I will happily join that que!!! How longs the wait??? X"

About six years I reckon! Best bring a sandwich!

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Slowly drifts to the back of the queue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when we have a single guy join us! Hubby prefers couples as he enjoys having another woman there but I still think MFMs are great. Yes, there are many single guys who do not do themselves any favours. However, there are still lots of great guys on here! You just have to look a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for your recognition. As you know from my forum postings and fabs of your pics, I am a great fan! It is a pleasure to get in the queue... truly worth the wait. Any entertainment available while we wait?

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

Im at back of the cue but you worth the wait

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )

Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?

I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.

A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap! "

I had a little chuckle at this. My mate's wife confided in my ex that her pet name for her husband was "Ad Break" - because that's how long he usually lasted.

Going by the evidence of our relationship, I think my ex's name for me was "wish he'd hurry up and get it over with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Why couldn't you be living in Essex? Need more ladies like you x

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Northern lass too. Welcome and thanks for thinking about us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!)

In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!!

Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "

Have you managed anything to eat or drink since that post as I'm sure the internet has nearly broken around your area, all mail is directed at one address haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when we have a single guy join us! Hubby prefers couples as he enjoys having another woman there but I still think MFMs are great. Yes, there are many single guys who do not do themselves any favours. However, there are still lots of great guys on here! You just have to look a little "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Is that the right response?

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston

Oh good I'm in Preston. But I'll not hold my breath lol

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though

Hell yes!

If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!

Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?

Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!

I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.

American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.

Think Houston has a problem! "

Nah,this was back in 1999, I'm sure she's recovered by now.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though

Hell yes!

If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!

Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?

Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!

I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.

American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.

Think Houston has a problem!

Nah,this was back in 1999, I'm sure she's recovered by now. "
I'd hope so! What was it - '3 strokes and you're out?'

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Haha

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

I have befriended plenty of people not looking for single guys. But I am also respectful.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though

Hell yes!

If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!

Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?

Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!

I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.

American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.

Think Houston has a problem!

Nah,this was back in 1999, I'm sure she's recovered by now. I'd hope so! What was it - '3 strokes and you're out?' "

Don't know, but it's probably on pornhub or something similar, will have a watch when I get a minute and come back with more details. Mind you, you're not adverse to a little porn yourself, are you? Maybe you should have a look for research purposes?

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