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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hi,

Seems like this sort of question can only be asked here. Were off on Holiday to Turkey in September. Were going to be taking lubes and toys with us. Wheres best place to put them? Weve been told hand luggage but dont want any red faces or even worse them took off us once we get to Turkey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used hand luggage for that sort of stuff before & it's been no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi,

Seems like this sort of question can only be asked here. Were off on Holiday to Turkey in September. Were going to be taking lubes and toys with us. Wheres best place to put them? Weve been told hand luggage but dont want any red faces or even worse them took off us once we get to Turkey x"

ha hey they will delight in embarrassing you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this isn't the sequel to snakes on a plane?

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"So this isn't the sequel to snakes on a plane? "

Sadly not haha x

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hi,

Seems like this sort of question can only be asked here. Were off on Holiday to Turkey in September. Were going to be taking lubes and toys with us. Wheres best place to put them? Weve been told hand luggage but dont want any red faces or even worse them took off us once we get to Turkey xha hey they will delight in embarrassing you x"

I can imagine them all whos sex toys are these?

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I've used hand luggage for that sort of stuff before & it's been no problem "

Have you been Turkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this isn't the sequel to snakes on a plane? "
hahaha I thought that. I've now got visions of dildos running down the gangway and shoving themselves down people's throats.

PTU xxx

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Once tried to take body butter and a plasticy knife on a plane it just got seized. Though this was long before Trump and god know what else.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I've always put them in my suitcase tbh. Wouldn't want the embarrassment of having my hand luggage checked!

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By *illyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Id go suitcase.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I've always put them in my suitcase tbh. Wouldn't want the embarrassment of having my hand luggage checked! "

Definitely this!

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Serious answers please hahaha, i dont want metmet from Turkey taking them off me and using them on his wifes x

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

How do i make sure they dont break?

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away


"So this isn't the sequel to snakes on a plane? "

"I've had it, with these motherfu@#ing sex toys, on this motherfu@#ing plane!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put them in my hold suitcase and take the batteries out to make sure they don't accidentally switch on and turn your suitcase into a suspicious package and possibly trigger a bombscare.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How do i make sure they dont break?"

Bubble wrap!

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'd put them in my hold suitcase and take the batteries out to make sure they don't accidentally switch on and turn your suitcase into a suspicious package and possibly trigger a bombscare.

"

One of mine is rechargeable, should i try and drain it and charge it over there?

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

I was thinking to take a remote control one for the plane, to spice things up should i not bother or just risk it?

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North Devon-ish

well as you are aware any liquid (Lube) in hand luggage has to be less than 100ml and carried in a clear plastic bag through security.

Toys are not an issue (and quite legal to leave here anyway) but you might want to check if they are legal to take into the Country

if it vibrates you may get a baggage search as the batteries and motor shows up (but they are quite discrete )

Hold luggage is a less embarrassing option, but that is also screened before you pick it up anyway.

We have never had any issues in the past, but only take Glass ones in hand luggage.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Suitcase. I'd say they defo would take the lube of you in the hand luggage as it most likely goes under liquid.

As for the toys, I had twice the lovely experience to explain the officer in charge plus the surrounding crowd that what he was holding up for everyone to see is a vibrator respectively a dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just put them in your suitcase in the hold,unless of course you plan using them on the flight

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By *ll 4 herCouple
over a year ago

Bury/Bolton


"I'd put them in my hold suitcase and take the batteries out to make sure they don't accidentally switch on and turn your suitcase into a suspicious package and possibly trigger a bombscare.

"

Agree with this one, if battery operated we would remove the batteries and place in a different bag, they can be mistaken for bullets on a scan and prompt a search. Experience from a non toy related incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi,

Seems like this sort of question can only be asked here. Were off on Holiday to Turkey in September. Were going to be taking lubes and toys with us. Wheres best place to put them? Weve been told hand luggage but dont want any red faces or even worse them took off us once we get to Turkey xha hey they will delight in embarrassing you x

I can imagine them all whos sex toys are these?"

I got swabbed for drugs in Spain a couple of weeks back they love it and ........ No never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suitcase. I'd say they defo would take the lube of you in the hand luggage as it most likely goes under liquid.

As for the toys, I had twice the lovely experience to explain the officer in charge plus the surrounding crowd that what he was holding up for everyone to see is a vibrator respectively a dildo. "

Why so many words? You should've demonstrated there and then and he would've understood straight away.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Easy. Take batteries out, put them in seperate hand luggage to the toys. We have taken a little toy on board on many occasions. Buy lube from shop in lounge.. Then no probe taking it on board. X

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Suitcase. I'd say they defo would take the lube of you in the hand luggage as it most likely goes under liquid.

As for the toys, I had twice the lovely experience to explain the officer in charge plus the surrounding crowd that what he was holding up for everyone to see is a vibrator respectively a dildo. "

Heck I'd die of embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best place is in ur hold luggage as I work in airport securty of the lubes are over 100 ml they will be taken off u

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Best place is in ur hold luggage as I work in airport securty of the lubes are over 100 ml they will be taken off u "

Won't be taken off you if u purchase it in the departure lounge.

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?"

I'm not sure any form of remote would be good on a flight... Could it react with the planes electric?

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?

I'm not sure any form of remote would be good on a flight... Could it react with the planes electric? "

Im not sure, its just batteries? They allow you to use phones, ipads etc in airplane mode x

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?

I'm not sure any form of remote would be good on a flight... Could it react with the planes electric?

Im not sure, its just batteries? They allow you to use phones, ipads etc in airplane mode x"

I presume they have been tested with the phones... Have the aviation authority tested vibes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?

I'm not sure any form of remote would be good on a flight... Could it react with the planes electric? "

I'd worry it would be mistaken for a bomb given what's happened this week. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always put them in my suitcase tbh. Wouldn't want the embarrassment of having my hand luggage checked! "

Me too especially as we have been travelling with our children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?

I'm not sure any form of remote would be good on a flight... Could it react with the planes electric?

I'd worry it would be mistaken for a bomb given what's happened this week. xxx"

A sex bomb!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Id say suitcase ....doesn't your hand luggage get xrayed too ....the batteries might cause a scare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be a film with Samuel L Jackson.

Sex Toys On A Plane...

"Get these MOTHER FUCKING SEX TOYS OFF THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!"

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"So basically take batterys out, make sure lubes arnt over 100ml and put them in hold luggage? Im only thinking to take the moregasm rabbit ears and some buttplugs.

For the remote control one, would it set off the metal detector or should i put it in hand till i get through to be safe?

I'm not sure any form of remote would be good on a flight... Could it react with the planes electric?

I'd worry it would be mistaken for a bomb given what's happened this week. xxx"

Think ill just take some butt plugs and my rabbit ears to be safe! Means no batteries and ill just make sure i drain it before hand and it has no switch just a press button x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take batteries out and put in suitcase, I had a mate who put a pair of hand cuffs in his suitcase as that's what he is into.

It was mentioned by the customs man but they have seen just about everything so don't worry about it

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Take batteries out and put in suitcase, I had a mate who put a pair of hand cuffs in his suitcase as that's what he is into.

It was mentioned by the customs man but they have seen just about everything so don't worry about it "

I cant if its rechargeable haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take batteries out and put in suitcase, I had a mate who put a pair of hand cuffs in his suitcase as that's what he is into.

It was mentioned by the customs man but they have seen just about everything so don't worry about it

I cant if its rechargeable haha "

If it has an integral battery then you might have to carry it on as it will show up on X-ray of you're case and will have to be removed

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

If your worried about liquid lube you can buy a dry powder which is reconstituted with water to make lube in situ. Lovehoney sell the Male Cobeco Powder Lubricant 225g

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30611 which is claimed to make 25l of lube.

I have used this with my toys and whilst it does require more planning it does allow you to make it up to a consistency which suits what your intending using it for. If I want a thinner lube, which suits the milking machine I use more water to powder. For anal toys I prefer thicker lube and use a higher ratio of the powder to water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold luggage best ,less chance of getting opened and less chance of braking , wrap up in beach towel , lube in sainsburys bag

nothing to declare of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking to take a remote control one for the plane, to spice things up should i not bother or just risk it?"

I suggest don't take your full arsenal of toys. Just take the one or two that you definitely need. Also drain the batteries or remove them . And wrap in towels on luggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do i make sure they dont break?

Bubble wrap!"

Wrap them in towels/clothes. Bubble wrap will only take up valuable space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the people at this job have seen many toys in their scanner, things we don't even notice from other people luggage's haha.

You'll be fine

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

So which is better hand or hold, im confused haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good friend of mine heads security at a big airport; they regularly confiscate sex toys from hand luggage. There is literally a crate of confiscated dildos. They are deemed as having the potential to be used as offensive weapons, they also confiscate hundreds of handcuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be a film with Samuel L Jackson.

Sex Toys On A Plane...

"Get these MOTHER FUCKING SEX TOYS OFF THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this isn't the sequel to snakes on a plane? hahaha I thought that. I've now got visions of dildos running down the gangway and shoving themselves down people's throats.

PTU xxx"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How do i make sure they dont break?

Bubble wrap!

Wrap them in towels/clothes. Bubble wrap will only take up valuable space"

I don't mean wacking big bubbled bubble wrap,just small bubbled bubble wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we've just brought toys including a rechargeable vibrator and glass to gran Canaria. No issues with the toy bag in hand luggage, lube was in suitcase. the monkey got stopped but it was because he was carrying some of my cosmetics...

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"So this isn't the sequel to snakes on a plane? hahaha I thought that. I've now got visions of dildos running down the gangway and shoving themselves down people's throats.

PTU xxx"

Lol! I now have that same image, made me chuckle like an idiot to myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put mine in my hand luggage last year and got stopped and pulled aside, the customs officer was very handsome, I was cringing inside but they must see it all the time. X

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I put mine in my hand luggage last year and got stopped and pulled aside, the customs officer was very handsome, I was cringing inside but they must see it all the time. X"

Im sure theyve seen worse than some rabbit ears and couple of buttplugs x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Hold luggage or hand luggage, just remember to remove the batteries. As the smile on a loaders face when brings your vibrating bag to the aircraft door, only for you to try to remove the batteries in front of everyone isn't to everyone's taste.

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By *uddy and hollyCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I've always put them in my suitcase tbh. Wouldn't want the embarrassment of having my hand luggage checked! "
but take the batteries out or if the toy is one you can charge up run it flat before you go all I can say is experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your worried about liquid lube you can buy a dry powder which is reconstituted with water to make lube in situ. Lovehoney sell the Male Cobeco Powder Lubricant 225g

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30611 which is claimed to make 25l of lube.

I have used this with my toys and whilst it does require more planning it does allow you to make it up to a consistency which suits what your intending using it for. If I want a thinner lube, which suits the milking machine I use more water to powder. For anal toys I prefer thicker lube and use a higher ratio of the powder to water."

Wow never heard of this x

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

The best place is in your luggage

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By *ugarandspice9569 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Ok ill make sure its drained within a inch of its life hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put mine in my hand luggage last year and got stopped and pulled aside, the customs officer was very handsome, I was cringing inside but they must see it all the time. X

Im sure theyve seen worse than some rabbit ears and couple of buttplugs x"

Rabbit ears?? Never owned a pair in my life! They were a little less tame than butt plugs.

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