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Just ordered 160 condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you have fun using them!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Balloon animals!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see a woman taking charge of her own sexual health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lot of rubber. Enjoy

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Something for the weekend ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If we ordered that many they'd need a veeeery long use by date

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Various sizes or just all large?

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

That's you set for a couple of weeks then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Various sizes or just all large? "

He he - loads of different styles, sizes and colours !! Ooooh like a big bag of sweeties

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Something for the weekend ? "

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

Another order like that and you would have enough to enjoy a small gangbang

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

That's one hell of a party

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Haha so Eureka festival is gonna be fun then ?

Not just the weather that's hot for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"
save one for me....well maybe 2

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Do know they have a best before date so you better start using ASAP, you've a lot ahead of you! enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better get cracking then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha so Eureka festival is gonna be fun then ?

Not just the weather that's hot for it "

Yep !!! Big time fun..... one hot lady back on the scene after 3 looooong years.

Ive ordered them with PRIME delivery so they are in my hands tomorrow

Its going to be a fab weekend ! Cant wait xx

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By *rnie101972Man
over a year ago

nr Kidsgrove

I kinda hope the delivery guy knows what they are see his face when he hands them over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something for the weekend ?

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping "

That would be one he'll of a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something for the weekend ?

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping "

You're only assuming one at a time of course

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.


"Nice to see a woman taking charge of her own sexual health "
Well done and happy shagging.

In my experience a lot of men who want to fuck rely on others to provide condoms.."My missus might find them" said one, to me, when I asked why he didn't have any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping "

The OP isn't looking for single guys, so i guess she will be getting some rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping

The OP isn't looking for single guys, so i guess she will be getting some rest "

Who reads profiles? Weirdo

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By *herealdeal90Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

Thanks for the information

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping

The OP isn't looking for single guys, so i guess she will be getting some rest

Who reads profiles? Weirdo "

Apart the fact that she is looking for single guys but choosing to look for them herself selectively haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the use by date is upcoming triple them up on him..add some girtn

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"When the use by date is upcoming triple them up on him..add some girtn "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow 160

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

Have you got one of those raffle ticket number dispensers they have at the meat and fish counter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping

The OP isn't looking for single guys, so i guess she will be getting some rest

Who reads profiles? Weirdo

Apart the fact that she is looking for single guys but choosing to look for them herself selectively haha "

She changed it after I read it... honestly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy, lucky girl...hve fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been that grossly over optimistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balloon animals!! "

They can also hold half a gallon of petrol in an emergency.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for.... "

Having been in a relationship for 3 years which ended a couple of months back - Im finally back on the scene. I used to be very popular milf on here and had a fair few veris and now Im excited to get back on the scene and have some fun again like I did before. If my post gets fit young men down to Eureka then all the more fun I'll have.

But thank you for your cynicism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping

The OP isn't looking for single guys, so i guess she will be getting some rest

Who reads profiles? Weirdo

Apart the fact that she is looking for single guys but choosing to look for them herself selectively haha

She changed it after I read it... honestly! "

True ! I must have made a mistake blocking everyone ... I wondered why I wasnt getting updates on guys or whose looked at me ! Im very rusty .... but hopefully not for long xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the condoms latex or polyurethane?

Careful with massage oil around latex.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for.... "

Lol Densol Milfy was a legend when she was on fab before and left to be in a relationship for the last 3 years .... but she is back with a vengeance and yes her fave club is Eureka as like with most single females she feels lovely and safe there

Have to say tho that I'm glad that you notice all the Eureka posts as myself and the other hosts work hard to bring the best parties to our fellow swingers lmfao

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By *rmrseptemberCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Just seen that shares in Dunlop have reached an all time high LOL - have fun

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Well that will last for a bit eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the condoms latex or polyurethane?

Careful with massage oil around latex. "

Thank you sweetie ! Ive ordered several different lots. It seemed to get cheaper the more you bought. Ive not used one for 3 yrs as been in committed relationship so Im a bit green but excited to be back !! In a threesome if you are strict of safety and make sure new are used for each different penetration its very surprising how many you can use in one session - but thats me - safety first xx

Densol Milfy .... Legend lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for....

Lol Densol Milfy was a legend when she was on fab before and left to be in a relationship for the last 3 years .... but she is back with a vengeance and yes her fave club is Eureka as like with most single females she feels lovely and safe there

Have to say tho that I'm glad that you notice all the Eureka posts as myself and the other hosts work hard to bring the best parties to our fellow swingers lmfao "

One does protest to much, from the profiles it's pretty obvious you are both here to promote Eureka parties and all good, sometimes a sense of humour is misinterpreted, we are sure you bring the best parties to fellow swingers as do all the other clubs, hosts etc

Never have an issue with people promoting a club or night, just a little unhanded and we are not the only ones to notice or comment.

We not sure of ANY current, established club or party where single ladies don't feel safe, so hardly specific to Eureka x

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for....

Lol Densol Milfy was a legend when she was on fab before and left to be in a relationship for the last 3 years .... but she is back with a vengeance and yes her fave club is Eureka as like with most single females she feels lovely and safe there

Have to say tho that I'm glad that you notice all the Eureka posts as myself and the other hosts work hard to bring the best parties to our fellow swingers lmfao

One does protest to much, from the profiles it's pretty obvious you are both here to promote Eureka parties and all good, sometimes a sense of humour is misinterpreted, we are sure you bring the best parties to fellow swingers as do all the other clubs, hosts etc

Never have an issue with people promoting a club or night, just a little unhanded and we are not the only ones to notice or comment.

We not sure of ANY current, established club or party where single ladies don't feel safe, so hardly specific to Eureka x"

Haha i only know that she is someone who is choosing to not meet at her home and keeping all meets at the club

That's her choice and if it happens to be good for the club or my events then I say a good choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for....

Lol Densol Milfy was a legend when she was on fab before and left to be in a relationship for the last 3 years .... but she is back with a vengeance and yes her fave club is Eureka as like with most single females she feels lovely and safe there

Have to say tho that I'm glad that you notice all the Eureka posts as myself and the other hosts work hard to bring the best parties to our fellow swingers lmfao

One does protest to much, from the profiles it's pretty obvious you are both here to promote Eureka parties and all good, sometimes a sense of humour is misinterpreted, we are sure you bring the best parties to fellow swingers as do all the other clubs, hosts etc

Never have an issue with people promoting a club or night, just a little unhanded and we are not the only ones to notice or comment.

We not sure of ANY current, established club or party where single ladies don't feel safe, so hardly specific to Eureka x"

Ive not felt safe in some. Its appears from your veris you may have visited them and had a different experience - they were not for me xx

But thank you for your help xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for....

Lol Densol Milfy was a legend when she was on fab before and left to be in a relationship for the last 3 years .... but she is back with a vengeance and yes her fave club is Eureka as like with most single females she feels lovely and safe there

Have to say tho that I'm glad that you notice all the Eureka posts as myself and the other hosts work hard to bring the best parties to our fellow swingers lmfao

One does protest to much, from the profiles it's pretty obvious you are both here to promote Eureka parties and all good, sometimes a sense of humour is misinterpreted, we are sure you bring the best parties to fellow swingers as do all the other clubs, hosts etc

Never have an issue with people promoting a club or night, just a little unhanded and we are not the only ones to notice or comment.

We not sure of ANY current, established club or party where single ladies don't feel safe, so hardly specific to Eureka x

Ive not felt safe in some. Its appears from your veris you may have visited them and had a different experience - they were not for me xx

But thank you for your help xx

"

Oh and its " One doth protest too much"

If you are going to quote Shakespear its best to get it correct my lovelies xx

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By *wingsingMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/London


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

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Saves on recycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

Busy week planned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

Busy week planned? "

Back after 3 years !! Just one partner and dry spells - Im almost foaming at the bit !!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Well that many will stop premature ejaculation..., Ho you didn't mean all at once at a guess. Thought it was taking safe sex a little far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry!! Can't hold it in any longer, it's "The lady doth protest too much".

Phew!

Anyway, don't use them all up in one go; your fanny will catch fire

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Gosh they would take me at least 10 years to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice to see a woman taking charge of her own sexual health "
i coudnt message u personally due to my age so am agreeing. I get my condoms at the health clinic where i go every 3 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had them, they would be out of date before using them all lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd need to invent an anti aging pill to use that many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh they would take me at least 10 years to use "
cant believe you'd use them up that quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With no play veris on display is this just another thread started to drum up people to attend Eurekas? What you planning to do with the condoms? Give them away? Blow them up? Can't see what else you'd use them for....

Lol Densol Milfy was a legend when she was on fab before and left to be in a relationship for the last 3 years .... but she is back with a vengeance and yes her fave club is Eureka as like with most single females she feels lovely and safe there

Have to say tho that I'm glad that you notice all the Eureka posts as myself and the other hosts work hard to bring the best parties to our fellow swingers lmfao

One does protest to much, from the profiles it's pretty obvious you are both here to promote Eureka parties and all good, sometimes a sense of humour is misinterpreted, we are sure you bring the best parties to fellow swingers as do all the other clubs, hosts etc

Never have an issue with people promoting a club or night, just a little unhanded and we are not the only ones to notice or comment.

We not sure of ANY current, established club or party where single ladies don't feel safe, so hardly specific to Eureka x

Ive not felt safe in some. Its appears from your veris you may have visited them and had a different experience - they were not for me xx

But thank you for your help xx

Oh and its " One doth protest too much"

If you are going to quote Shakespear its best to get it correct my lovelies xx"

Not quoted Shakespeare just a turn of phrase, happy swinging....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice to see a woman taking charge of her own sexual health i coudnt message u personally due to my age so am agreeing. I get my condoms at the health clinic where i go every 3 months."

Agreed ! I used to get a huge bag when I went - but ive not been with anyone for 3 years so I thought Id get a decent supply. Ive two teenage / young twenties sons and I leave a bag of them in their bedrooms just in case - can never have too many condoms ...... but can have too little xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had them, they would be out of date before using them all lol."

I'm sayin nothin. I get through lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping

The OP isn't looking for single guys, so i guess she will be getting some rest

Who reads profiles? Weirdo

Apart the fact that she is looking for single guys but choosing to look for them herself selectively haha

She changed it after I read it... honestly!

True ! I must have made a mistake blocking everyone ... I wondered why I wasnt getting updates on guys or whose looked at me ! Im very rusty .... but hopefully not for long xx"

Haha, I remember you from before Milfy; this isn't your first rodeo

Enjoy your fab weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of an old joke:-

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms ?

One is a good year and the other is a very good year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

Hve the 160 condoms arrived yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

"

Loving the optimism xxx

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

With my run of luck lately, that would last over 10 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know if you need any help in using them OP.

(yeah, as if you're gonna be short of offers!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

Hve the 160 condoms arrived yet?? "

Lol -yep and its surprising just how many can be gone through in a group situation lol xx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Woman does this on here., well done for taking precautions.

Man does this on here, fantasist

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I once won a carrier bag full of condoms at the Bradford social. If I was on this site for the next 100 years I'd never use them all lol.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

I just wait til Skyns Large are on offer at Boots and stock up Even better if I can pay with points

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I get mine from the GUM clinic and if you ask for large they have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something for the weekend ?

If you did use them all this weekend, it would be one every 18 minutes. That's assuming no sleeping "
......pmsl you had a go and do it n work that out

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

Hve the 160 condoms arrived yet??

Lol -yep and its surprising just how many can be gone through in a group situation lol xx"

I would just like to say I happen to know there is already a dent in that supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you had ordered 12 dozen you would've been grossly oversexed

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"I get mine from the GUM clinic and if you ask for large they have them "

My local one doesn't offer latex free large Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

Hve the 160 condoms arrived yet??

Lol -yep and its surprising just how many can be gone through in a group situation lol xx

I would just like to say I happen to know there is already a dent in that supply "

Lol Scarlett ! And I bloody enjoyed every 'dent' I made !! Lol xx

Ive also got some in a glass sweetie jar by my bed !! Ha ha xx

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Thats it really !

No other point to this useless post but to look forward to enjoying using them ha ha

Hve the 160 condoms arrived yet??

Lol -yep and its surprising just how many can be gone through in a group situation lol xx

I would just like to say I happen to know there is already a dent in that supply

Lol Scarlett ! And I bloody enjoyed every 'dent' I made !! Lol xx

Ive also got some in a glass sweetie jar by my bed !! Ha ha xx"

I know ! I've seen the pic lmfao

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