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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Many years ago, I dated a girl who absolutely loved food or drink with jizz all over it. It could be anything from breakfast cereals to tea or coffee, a chocolate bar or a bag of chips. are there any other ladies who like that sort of thing, or was she a one-off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post made me gag!

It's a no, from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me put of any form of food for life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems that she was just a one off then by the sounds of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's rank. I can't even drink out of the same bottle or can as someone else and automatically put my hand up to shield my food if someone sitting opposite me is eating and talking. I'm first up at a buffet to make sure no one touches or breathes on the food so for someone to spunk on my food, that would earn them a thick lip.

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I've done it in the past a couple of times. Won't really go out of my way to do it again. Xx

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I played "soggy digestive" once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a gf who used to like me doing it, few and far between I'm afraid but we had a bit of s DS relationship she being the S

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By *illy big bolloxMan
over a year ago

Newark

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

How old was the jizz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old was the jizz? "

It had cottage cheese consistency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old was the jizz?

It had cottage cheese consistency "

Pineapple? Chives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old was the jizz?

It had cottage cheese consistency

Pineapple? Chives? "

What is with people wanting to put pineapple on everything

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Finally a diet i think i could stick to. I may love it on me, in me and straight from the tap so to speak. But putting it on food bleughhhhhhhhhh

I might add it to anything naughty to put me off eating lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old was the jizz?

It had cottage cheese consistency

Pineapple? Chives? "

I had cottage cheese and crackers for lunch. I'm glad not to be eating it now.

It's def a no from me! I spit anyway

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"That's rank. I can't even drink out of the same bottle or can as someone else and automatically put my hand up to shield my food if someone sitting opposite me is eating and talking. I'm first up at a buffet to make sure no one touches or breathes on the food so for someone to spunk on my food, that would earn them a thick lip. "

That'll be a new sign on the buffet table then, 'No Spunking Over The Food'.

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I played "soggy digestive" once..."

Did you have to eat the biscuit?

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Finally a diet i think i could stick to. I may love it on me, in me and straight from the tap so to speak. But putting it on food bleughhhhhhhhhh

I might add it to anything naughty to put me off eating lol

T xx "

Now I know how to stick with the diet!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a good source of salt in the diet lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Many years ago, I dated a girl who absolutely loved food or drink with jizz all over it. It could be anything from breakfast cereals to tea or coffee, a chocolate bar or a bag of chips. are there any other ladies who like that sort of thing, or was she a one-off?"

No my food hygiene is going into over drive now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Anyone fancy a cinnamon bun with 'homemade frosting'????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking love it. Willing to taste it in anything really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read the thread header I thought you were waiting for a carry out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuk yuk,yukity yuk,,,noooooooooooooo

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

This was a misheard comment from the 'lady' in question who really said "Eeh. Jack. Yer late. 'All over between us Davey"

You thought she said. Ejaculate all over me gravy"

Now. Clean yourself up, Sir and get round there and apologise pronto. And never again tell her that sauce on her burger was sour cream

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I played "soggy digestive" once...

Did you have to eat the biscuit? "

No, I was not the "lucky" winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why ruin perfectly good food with cum, I don't get it at all...

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I played "soggy digestive" once...

Did you have to eat the biscuit?

No, I was not the "lucky" winner. "

Fuck playing games at your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why ruin perfectly good food with cum, I don't get it at all... "

No no! Cum is the delicacy here!

Just imagine...a starter of salad with a light cum dressing. A main dish of pasta with a creamy cum sauce sprinkled with parmesan cheese. A dessert of lemon drizzle cake, with a little extra drizzle if you get my meaning... And don't forget your drink of choice with ice cubes made of frozen cum.

Aren't you hungry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems that she was just a one off then by the sounds of it! "

And you were unlucky enough to find her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why ruin perfectly good food with cum, I don't get it at all...

No no! Cum is the delicacy here!

Just imagine...a starter of salad with a light cum dressing. A main dish of pasta with a creamy cum sauce sprinkled with parmesan cheese. A dessert of lemon drizzle cake, with a little extra drizzle if you get my meaning... And don't forget your drink of choice with ice cubes made of frozen cum.

Aren't you hungry?"

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"This post made me gag!

It's a no, from me."

You words , my thoughts lol

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Thats put me right off my breakfast.

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By *ockman3858Man
over a year ago

didcot

I done it with a ex she loved it on toast and Sunday roast

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Why ruin perfectly good food with cum, I don't get it at all...

No no! Cum is the delicacy here!

Just imagine...a starter of salad with a light cum dressing. A main dish of pasta with a creamy cum sauce sprinkled with parmesan cheese. A dessert of lemon drizzle cake, with a little extra drizzle if you get my meaning... And don't forget your drink of choice with ice cubes made of frozen cum.

Aren't you hungry?"

Shouldn't that be Lemon Jizzle cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This post made me gag!

It's a no, from me."

Oh me too !! Oh god .......bluh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't work out if this is even real or not.... surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many posts do we see of women saying they love having a cock shooting into thier mouths? Yet it can be quite hot in a DS relationship where the Dom comes over the subs food and tells her to eat it all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many posts do we see of women saying they love having a cock shooting into thier mouths? Yet it can be quite hot in a DS relationship where the Dom comes over the subs food and tells her to eat it all up "

This guy gets it!

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By *iPeopleMan
over a year ago

London


"Lemon Jizzle cake. "
Love it

Who wants a slice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do have some old pics, where Mrs is eating cum with food- cupcakes, bananas, chocolate cake. She doesn't mind at all- still have that "cum addicted" pendant as well

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Apparently it's a good source of vitamin B12 and only 5 calories per serving!

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