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What is your worst sex food?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I love having sushi and smoked salmon eaten off my body, as long as everyone is careful about what they are doing with the wasabi. My new fab friend doesn't like sushi and we were discussing possible alternatives, trying to avoid the whipped cream, chocolate etc cliches. His, serious, suggestions were smoked haddock and cottage cheese, which are far too evocative of a bad case of thrush brought on by poor personal hygiene. What are the worst sex foods that have been suggested to you, or that you have experienced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rice pudding was just a bit odd, we didn't like the texture.

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Chocolate cause when it's spread it looks like shit haha. Cream is nice but can get sickly after a while lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate cause when it's spread it looks like shit haha. Cream is nice but can get sickly after a while lol. "

Not to mention the lingering sickly smell that doesn't seem to go even after a shower

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I had custard on my tits with my ex. Was yummy but the photos looked like a huge spot had exploded ..... or that I was covered in some rank yellow cum.

Not our greatest artistic moment.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're making me feel slightly better about the fishy discharge suggestion..

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Making me hungry!

....I once made the mistake, many years ago,when I was a young pup and living with my parents, of storing a can of squirty cream, in my wardrobe after some sexy fun with my girlfriend.

....Wasn't too sexy next time we used it or too fresh

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We were licking mint chocolate chip ice cream off each others moobs and boobs whilst in the chatrooms last night. That was enjoyed by quite a few who were watching us as well as ourselves.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend, trying to recreate the fridge scene from 9 1/2 Weeks, did the same using the contents of their fridge. Just so you are aware, tuna flakes and genitals, not a good combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be marmite

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