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By *empted123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral

As a single male on here I am being asked frequently as to wether I would like to pay cash to meet ladies or buy items of used clothing from them.There are other sites for this ladies get on them.

I did what I thought was quite a whitty status aimed at one of these ladies its still up on my profile if anybody wishes to check it out.

But my question is what is your best comeback to to what you find insulting or annoying on this site or life in general.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

See my current status.

Apparently my photos are vomit inducing.

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By *wo-GoodCouple
over a year ago

South London

Maybe offer her a deal, a pair of your used pants for a pair of her knickers.

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By *wo-GoodCouple
over a year ago

South London


"See my current status.

Apparently my photos are vomit inducing. "

What a wanker, your photos are lovely.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why not just message them saying that, instead of being passive aggressive and confusing (and possibly repelling) anyone who visits your profile?

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"Why not just message them saying that, instead of being passive aggressive and confusing (and possibly repelling) anyone who visits your profile?"

This

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

i can honestly say i have never had an offer from a lady or couple on here to pay for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who read the title and post in Stewies voice?

I'd simply ignore and block so I had more room for decent statuses.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"As a single male on here I am being asked frequently as to wether I would like to pay cash to meet ladies or buy items of used clothing from them.There are other sites for this ladies get on them.

I did what I thought was quite a whitty status aimed at one of these ladies its still up on my profile if anybody wishes to check it out.

But my question is what is your best comeback to to what you find insulting or annoying on this site or life in general."

Back in the days I had single men unblocked I regularly got offered cash Nothing in my profile suggests I am open to this and I find it both insulting and hilarious in equal measure!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Why not just message them saying that, instead of being passive aggressive and confusing (and possibly repelling) anyone who visits your profile?"

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See my current status.

Apparently my photos are vomit inducing. "

Aww did ya give him a knock back or sumin...your pics are gorgeous!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"See my current status.

Apparently my photos are vomit inducing.

Aww did ya give him a knock back or sumin...your pics are gorgeous! "

Nope it was his opening message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not just message them saying that, instead of being passive aggressive and confusing (and possibly repelling) anyone who visits your profile?"

This ^^^^^^^ And status like that do my head in! Just tell the person who it is actually aimed at, otherwise what is supposed to be fun turns into negativity........

Yes there are nob heads around just deal with them (or not) and move on don't involve everyone else......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See my current status.

Apparently my photos are vomit inducing. "

They induce something else entirely here

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

My favourite response to the endless hi how r u (their words not mine - I'd spell it in full) messages - my amputation stumps are itchy and I have man flu.,. I've been offered an expert bandage application from a paramedic and endless night nurse remedies from those who didn't get the sarcasm. Yes, I can be a grumpy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See my current status.

Apparently my photos are vomit inducing.

They induce something else entirely here "

This

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

Perhaps it's not a witty comeback but my response has been I get paid more an hour for my day job anyway

If I'm not going to have sex wirh someone cause I'm not attracted to them why would offering me money change that?

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By *empted123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Why not just message them saying that, instead of being passive aggressive and confusing (and possibly repelling) anyone who visits your profile?"
It may be passive aggressive but its in noway confusing its straight to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did what I thought was quite a whitty status aimed at one of these ladies"

I am sorry but that simile is horrendous Both disturbing and offensive. Offering goods/ services for money breaks site rules so feel free to report the users offering. But there is absolutely nothing witty in talking about women's body parts like this.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

When people who have never done what I do for a living tries to tell me how to do my job. And clearly they haven't a clue what they're talking about. I respond with. "There are only two peoples opinions I care about, my dad.. And he's dead. And whomever is sucking my dick at the time. So unless you want a job interview, shut the fuck up."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I did what I thought was quite a whitty status aimed at one of these ladies

I am sorry but that simile is horrendous Both disturbing and offensive. Offering goods/ services for money breaks site rules so feel free to report the users offering. But there is absolutely nothing witty in talking about women's body parts like this."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did what I thought was quite a whitty status aimed at one of these ladies

I am sorry but that simile is horrendous Both disturbing and offensive. Offering goods/ services for money breaks site rules so feel free to report the users offering. But there is absolutely nothing witty in talking about women's body parts like this."

This. It's not whitty (or even witty) at all - it just makes the OP look like a twat. Or twelve years old. But mostly a twat.

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By *empted123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"I did what I thought was quite a whitty status aimed at one of these ladies

I am sorry but that simile is horrendous Both disturbing and offensive. Offering goods/ services for money breaks site rules so feel free to report the users offering. But there is absolutely nothing witty in talking about women's body parts like this.

This. It's not whitty (or even witty) at all - it just makes the OP look like a twat. Or twelve years old. But mostly a twat."
Lol thankyou you seem aggressive for some reason

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