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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

.....

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Just be grateful you had the invitation in the first place. There's no guarantee when signing up.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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I once had a meet where he'd baked a chocolate cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meals were eaten before we came

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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But it stops me being bloated before sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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I once had a meet where he'd baked a chocolate cake. "

Whilst you were there?

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Don't expect flowers

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Don't expect flowers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had tea made for me, after sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't expect flowers"

Who wants flowers?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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I once had a meet where he'd baked a chocolate cake.

Whilst you were there?"

Hah, no, else I would have helped. But I did get a nice big slice of chocolate cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We feed our male guests before we play.

Mrs

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"Don't expect flowers

Who wants flowers?"

me.

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

(3) don't expect a cuddle....

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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Anyone who can't dazzle me with at least a bit more than sex beforehand and afterwards, doesn't get to be dazzled by sex, here.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"(3) don't expect a cuddle...."

No cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont even expect a conversation ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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Anyone who can't dazzle me with at least a bit more than sex beforehand and afterwards, doesn't get to be dazzled by sex, here."

I may have to steal this as a Fab Mantra - high fives m'lady, high fives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've done all of those things on all of my meets

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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Anyone who can't dazzle me with at least a bit more than sex beforehand and afterwards, doesn't get to be dazzled by sex, here.

I may have to steal this as a Fab Mantra - high fives m'lady, high fives"

Why thank you!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We feed our male guests before we play.

Mrs"

I'm sure you didn't have this intent, but your post made me giggle. I have this image of you feeding guys like some sort of stray cat you found

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make. "

Really need the facepalm emoji here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make.

Really need the facepalm emoji here."

I don't drink Strongbow, I can't handle alcohol at all! But that made me chuckle

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By *iolet2000Woman
over a year ago

Ormskirk

Cake. Did somene mention cake?

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By *iolet2000Woman
over a year ago

Ormskirk

A cup of tea before and after is just polite.

I wouldnt be dishing out sexual favours to someone without manners.

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By *iolet2000Woman
over a year ago

Ormskirk


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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I once had a meet where he'd baked a chocolate cake.

Whilst you were there?

Hah, no, else I would have helped. But I did get a nice big slice of chocolate cake. "

I'm going to insist on chocolate cake on all meets from now on

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Don't expect flowers

Who wants flowers?"

I've sent flowers following a sensational meet

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

(4) don't expect me to meet you exclusively.....

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By *r woodcockMan
over a year ago

cambridge

I think if u enjoyed one another's company then why not if it's a one of then maybe not but for regulars I'm surea nice wine and dine goes along way iI'm probably wrong but i am who i am and that's gentleman at heart whether I'm swinging or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't expect flowers

Who wants flowers?

I've sent flowers following a sensational meet"

I rather like your style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't expect flowers

Who wants flowers?"

I've had roses given me, but they were the chocolate sort in a box

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

....."

I dunno, our first meet took us out for a burger king halfway through, does that count? They wern't being cheap, that was all that was open nearby lol, well, it was 3 in the morning

We bought brekkie to even things out lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a man in disguise - I like you to enjoy and for you to leave - thanks for cumming Deedee X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We feed our male guests before we play.

Mrs"

Good for you.

I've had...coffee, tea, wine, food, choccies, biccies, fruit.... all kinds of stuff before and after....

I don't expect it...but why not?

I'm happy to provide too when entertaining. "Me Cassa, su cassa "

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By *rouble1110Woman
over a year ago

Cleveland


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make. "

What is the decision you'd have to make if someone asked for Strongbow

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make.

What is the decision you'd have to make if someone asked for Strongbow"

But it or bite it or bolt!

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Don't expect flowers

Who wants flowers?

I've sent flowers following a sensational meet

I rather like your style!"

Thanks, I'm glad someone does. It didn't get me a 2nd meet - obviously she thought I was a loon!

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By *rouble1110Woman
over a year ago

Cleveland


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make.

What is the decision you'd have to make if someone asked for Strongbow

But it or bite it or bolt!"

Oh I see,so you'd run a mile from me then as I'm a Strongbow drinker,shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(4) don't expect me to meet you exclusively....."

Well I agree with you there. We cooked dinner for many men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont even expect a conversation ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

....."

Had a dude's wife cook me breakfast once...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Met a regular meet on my birthday and he bought me champagne, flowers and a birthday cake

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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I once had a meet where he'd baked a chocolate cake.

Whilst you were there?

Hah, no, else I would have helped. But I did get a nice big slice of chocolate cake. "

I always get major munchies after sex so cake/chocolate are always appreciated Thankfully my FWB likes chocolate puddings too

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By *ive it to usCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Well if you do a 1 to 1 you have to be polite. Maybe a nice bottle of wine. In a club, Just get stuck in. xx

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make.

What is the decision you'd have to make if someone asked for Strongbow

But it or bite it or bolt!

Oh I see,so you'd run a mile from me then as I'm a Strongbow drinker,shame on you "

Meant to say buy it bite it or bolt

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By *rouble1110Woman
over a year ago

Cleveland


"Ask if you should bring a bottle, if the answer is strongbow, you have a decision to make.

What is the decision you'd have to make if someone asked for Strongbow

But it or bite it or bolt!

Oh I see,so you'd run a mile from me then as I'm a Strongbow drinker,shame on you

Meant to say buy it bite it or bolt"

Well you can bite me anytime as long as it's gentle,make sure you have you trainers on when you bolt it as well

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you."

I don't I expect you to pay

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you."

I just meet people at clubs

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you.

I just meet people at clubs "

Coming your way in the not too distant future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you."

Don't worry about that. I don't meet in hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave someone a protein bar and a bottle of water.

I'm not much of a cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to buy pizza to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I MAKE pizza to share!

At a minimum. Nothing like a post-play snack and snuggle and de-brief

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"I gave someone a protein bar and a bottle of water.

I'm not much of a cook "

Chocolate and a coffee does me

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you.

Don't worry about that. I don't meet in hotels "

Oh dear!! At least I tried. You are not the lady from weirdo manor!

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By *lacksausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"(4) .... Don't expect me to split hotel costs with you.

Don't worry about that. I don't meet in hotels

Oh dear!! At least I tried. You are not the lady from weirdo manor!"

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1).... Don't expect a meal after you've cum

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I once had a meet where he'd baked a chocolate cake. "

Wish I had a fucking chocolate cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I MAKE pizza to share!

At a minimum. Nothing like a post-play snack and snuggle and de-brief "

That sounds right up my street!

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