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"I was messaged by a very hot couple and we arranged to meet tonight. I was going to watch them making love. Anyway. I've had a right busy time. - I moved a chair upstairs so I can sit in it and stroke my pole as they get to it on my bed. (And I scratched the wall on the way up the stairs. Just fookin painted too!) - I had a shower and shaved my cock (which took ages as I had a bush and it kept clogging up the razor. The blade was blunt and I nicked my sack too) - I moved a lamp upstairs because the lady said she wanted some mood lighting and it has a dimmer. - I tidied up and went to get some beers. - I basically got myself all excited Anyway..... after all that I got a message. We aren't coming. I'm laughing at myself for having done all this so I don't mind you laughing at all, hence he reason for sharing. Anyway. I have a chair. One beer left. Mood lighting. A shaved cock. And a tidy house.Soooooooo...... As many of you will be making love tonight anyway. Could I please request that someone take sympathy on me and come over to let me watch? (Couples or ladies - but 'Please' no men! - especially bears or trannies that will or have never looked feminine; as they keep messaging me) This is a 100% genuine story. Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa S x - " Moral of the story.. keep your house tidy and your balls bare at all times like I do.. That way you've not gone to too much extra effort for anyone but yourself.. at least you have a beer bud | |||
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"I was messaged by a very hot couple and we arranged to meet tonight. I was going to watch them making love. Anyway. I've had a right busy time. - I moved a chair upstairs so I can sit in it and stroke my pole as they get to it on my bed. (And I scratched the wall on the way up the stairs. Just fookin painted too!) - I had a shower and shaved my cock (which took ages as I had a bush and it kept clogging up the razor. The blade was blunt and I nicked my sack too) - I moved a lamp upstairs because the lady said she wanted some mood lighting and it has a dimmer. - I tidied up and went to get some beers. - I basically got myself all excited Anyway..... after all that I got a message. We aren't coming. I'm laughing at myself for having done all this so I don't mind you laughing at all, hence he reason for sharing. Anyway. I have a chair. One beer left. Mood lighting. A shaved cock. And a tidy house.Soooooooo...... As many of you will be making love tonight anyway. Could I please request that someone take sympathy on me and come over to let me watch? (Couples or ladies - but 'Please' no men! - especially bears or trannies that will or have never looked feminine; as they keep messaging me) This is a 100% genuine story. Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa S x - Moral of the story.. keep your house tidy and your balls bare at all times like I do.. That way you've not gone to too much extra effort for anyone but yourself.. at least you have a beer bud" This is very good advice OP. Seems you were running round like blue a***d fly, tidying up, re-arranging furniture, shaving balls, showering etc when really if all this is maintained then let downs in future will be less of an effort | |||
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